Quoting Kai Heffernan
I find humans quite interesting. Oh! Woops I wasn't meant to say that, umm, errr. I meant the wedge tailed eagle, yeah wedge tailed eagle. O.O
ha, ya, I like ducks cause although they are always used in the phrase "sitting duck" when it comes to vulnerability, but I think about it as very versatile, because ya gota think, it can swim below water, above water, it can fly, it can waddle and it can waddle faster lol. so ya see, it's kinda like an all terrain vehicle ya know lol, I guess the same would apply to like swans and gees and so on ya know lol. But imagine if they could like use weapons, that would be crazy, they could like ambush from under water or form the sky, so tighttt lol Permalink
Hehe, I promise you I'm not a terrorist lol, and I'm sure if we weren't on two completely different sides of the earth (I assume your from the usa or something, I live in Australia) and we just happened to be in the same area we would get along fine. Hehe, suicide ducks... your right that is twisted!
Ya, altho I'm in them now and for the most part I have been for the past 2 years; I do not live in the states, I travel the world with my fam cause of my dad's job, I've been to Australia twice, the first time we went to dubba in new south Wales and the second visit was North West Cape Exmouth in Western Australia, what part of Australia are you located in? Permalink
I'm in South Australia but I have been to parts of Europe, Sweden, Denmark etc. Good fun. Did you enjoy Australia while you were here or were you victim to our crazy unpredictable weather? ;)
Actually no, if I fell victim to anything, it def would have been the insects lol, Ya see, I love hot weather, when we go to northern places, weíll go to them while summer is starting if we can, we were told the part of Australia we went to the first time was supposed to be temperate, but we musta gotín there in the summer or someín cause, dang, it was hot, I think it was over 100, but as long as I had enough to drink and I was by water I was all good. You can put me just about any where, if I gota lady to pleasure, some weed to smoke and maybe a dog lol Iím all-good. Woops, waita second, make that a lap top too lol, dunno what Iíd do with out one, I need something mobile, cause I canít spend more then like a half an hour, hour tops, alone in side any where, I got one of em add, adhd stuff, I dunno, I got onea em things goín on ya know, I need to be moveín, Iíd get bored, fortunately for me I gotta alota things to be doín, like I donít even have the option of staying some where alond that long lol, jus donít got the time to no more, my dad always wants me to have a job even tho I donít need one, but when your doing volunteer work your entire life sense you were like 5 (for no money), a low paying job you donít even have to be doing isnít that bad ya know, my dad jus donít want me getín spoiled, I get all kindsa cool stuff ya know, we gotta alota money in the first place ya know, he wants me to earn what I get, unfortunately for me itís not really my decision lol, it always has been my dadís, Iím 15, once Iím an adult Iím prob out and so thatíll prob change ya know. I think what I loved the most about Australia was the people, I meen, I know Austrailia is just like any other place in the world, you got some meen ones and some nice ones, but in the states; Iím always ending up having to talk with local law enforcement for sending a couple chumps to the hospital, Iím fortunate my parents are nice enough and have enough money to pay off the law suits when we get em. Iíve gotín 5 this year, but Iím not a meen guy, I donít start fights, I do nothing until something is done to me first and it seems like a lot of people like to try and do something to me first while Iím in the states but if I might add; only once lol. Permalink
Hehe, yeah we have a lot of insects over here. I'm 14 turning 15 this year, I'm like you (without the adhd or whatever it is though) you can pretty much put me anywhere in the world and I'm fine. I don't really get into many fights anymore (I guess I look menicing or something lol, and after all them people saw we bend that guy like a pretzel and the word got out that I have been doing karate for some time I don't blame them lol) I've never gotten any law suits though, usually a nice punch to the gut or kick to the head is enough to keep them down for a while but not enough to send them to the hospital. Do you do any sports or martial arts?
Considering that; I travel as much as I do, I run into alota people, some of which might not be the most jolly fellows, even some that a nice punch to the gut or kick to the head isnít enough to keep them down for a while, I had to learn how to defend myself from a very young age, at first it was just the traditional, punch, kick block, that kinda stuff, it wasnít until I was about 12 that I got involved with martial arts, my dad hired me a personal trainer in July 2007, he trained me marine martial arts for until the next July in 2008, Iíve practiced daily ever since, before that my dad would teach me couple moves every once and a while, he's a former marine, but he's really busy with his job and everything, so he didn't have enough time to teach me for hours on end, like a routine thing ya know, I didnít like fighting at first, ya know, it was like what they always say, I donít fight unless I ďneed tooĒ ya know, which was true, it used to true, it still is to an extant, the difference is, if the opponent is a challenge, I like too, ya know, Iím down lol, particularly if they runín they mouth, yet, stil, although I like fighting, I donít start fights, There are a lot of epic and not so epic experiences I have had with fighting. Most of which took place in the states, this one I can think of, jus the past year, right off the top of my head here, this one guy was give'n me lip bout my pirate ascent at krogers, heíd go in there with 2 other dudes every day, he just buys prescription drugs lol, i really didn't care at firsts but yesterday they started mess'n with my register, they also splattered like slushy or some'n on my wind shield, they even stole some of the stuff out of my register witch is like illegal im sure, so i told all 3 of em, i meen these guys were scrawny puunks (spelled it wrong so this message wouldn't be blocked) probably no more then 2 years older then me, i said, 5:30 meet me out side the store, if i win, you stop give'n me um can't really say any bad words on here but you know, well guess what i won, one got a bloody nose, one gota black eye and the other got a fat lip along with afew missing teath, these kids weren't even a challenge man, like what is up with this, like all these people im see'n, even the ones considered jocks, they look like zombys ye know and they got no muscle at all. My moms angry at me bout it, dude, let me tell you what these kids did, they like weren't even hit'n me, these kids were jus shouve'n me talk'n smack, i just started laugh'n at these kids, i went straight for their faces, i hit each one of them in the face till they wouldn't get back up, then i just said, are you serious? i will let you take a shot at my face just to make this seem like a fight, one of em is just like f you, i know people, i said, i don't care who you know, i see more talk then action round these parts, i know more then people, i know how to destroy anybody you know, ye know, i really didn't wona hit ye, but ye kinda made me and im gona have to again if you pull what you pulled again. All these kids look so stoned on vikes and stuff. They where the skull shirts, the saggy pans, the piercings, the died hair, ughhh, cannot stand it, for anybody that knows who i am, one of the most discouraging things about me for fighting me is how much i put up, i tell people alot, most the time they ask cause i talk about benching, i bench 250, don't meet many people my height that bench as much as me, the bar itself is 45, i do 30 reps, no im not on steroids, i have a very fast metabolism, i also eat alota disgusting healthy stuff too, but i don't put much of my strength into fighting, my fighting style involves more agility then raw strength, i learned various martial arts, in Brazil, judo in Pakistan, i learned marine martial arts in Florida, iv done afew boxing competitions, kick boxing competitions witch i don't have much bragging room in that area considering that this like 3f.t tall Philippino dude beet the living day lights outa me, god that kid like flew, he was like air born the entire time, he had such a weird fighting style, i actually learned afew moves form a show on the international satellite and cable TV channel called the history channel. But others i have learned form various types of martial arts iv been tought all over the world, some of the moves in my arsenal are tae kwon do tornado kick, Marine Martial Arts Round Kick Defense, marine martial arts the reap (this ones messes up your anatomy), Marine Martial Arts Rolling Knee Bar, silat sinking python and Eskrima Jabai. You out to look them up, if you use them, you can become a pretty good fighter, i normally top off my moves with couple hard hits to the face just encase they are going to get up, they (don't) get up after that, most the time they are knocked uncontentious by that point, but iv faught some pretty big dudes, this one guy, big defensive of linemen jock in south Carolina, this guy was 6'5, man im talk'n like an ivan drako, well i compliments his lady friend,i was there visiting a relative, well the lady friend appreciated my compliment maybe alil to much, but when she asked me to have alil you know what with her, i said NO, you know why, any chick that has a boy friend, that would do something like that to them, they are no one id wona have alil lovy dovy with, other then that im pretty far from shallow, but any ways this guy, hes 16, i was 13 about 14, he puts me to the wall, lifts me up by the neck with 1 hand, you know all these dudes are watch'n, hes jus try'n to impress his girl friend, my feet arnt even touch'n the ground, well he says after school, 6:30 in the court yard, well i broke his grip then i said i wasn't hit'n on your chick but before i could finish he popped me in the lip witch i did not appreciate so i agreed to fight him, well first thing i did was i kept pounding away at his face, i did several martial arts kicks, but that guy would just wipe teh blood right off, well he tried to pop me in the jaw but i did a marine martial arts punching deafens move, i stretched his arm out witch must have been painful but he head buted me witch was probably more painful, i didn't fall though, well his kicked me in the gut before i could react, before i could recover from that he popped me in the jaw, knocked one of my teach out, before h could bring his arm in i inflicted alota pain on his wrist by bringing both my fists down on it as hard as i could, he tryed to punch me after i gave him a round house kick in teh side of his head but i pulled a sinking python on him, witch is grabbing their arm then pining it, kneeing them in the gut, use teh arm as a lever to bring them down flat to the ground, only problem was he was no going down, he took his other arm, teh arm his was holding to and actually flipped me right over his head into the brick wall, he bent down to finish me off, but i moved as fast as i could onto his shoulder, took his head and i bashed it on the wall as hard as i could 4 times. then he wasn't move'n as quick, i kicked him in the jaw, upper cuted him, he was on his knees i just threw him down, he was uncontentious for 5 minutes my bro said, boy i tell ye, there was more blood on the ground then i had ever scene, it looked like a slaughter, it was mostly my blood, i had to be hospitalized, i had to where this thing on my fist cause i broke my pinky and middle finger, i'll tell you some'n though nobody ever saw me round there again lol, ye know, over all im quite hand to hand combatant, i primarily target the face when i fight and iv broken some noses. Im alil more cautious in the us cause you guys'es laws are alil tighter, so i try not to brake no bones, shoot, jus realized, thatís alota rambling, well there ya go, thatís my martial arts lol, sports, obviously, I canít stay at a school for long, there for, I donít do any like, after school curriculum stuff ya know, but I love dodge ball and Foot ball. You put me in a sport in which you can hurt people in, if I donít at first, eventually my team is gonna win, but like, basket ball, ping pong on the other hand, I aint that good at, I gotta be able to people lol, unfortunately, thatís typically like my only way to win lol. Permalink