Quoting Harrison H.
ATTENTION: Your friends that are females may have Bieberism. Take her to a specialist right away before you get it too! O_O
ATTENTION: Bieberism is a dangerous form of cancer that only hurts fans of Justin Bieber. If you or a loved one has been infected with Bieberism or Bieber Fever, contact this number: 1-800IH8BIEBER
HELLO, VIEWERS: Bieberism is a new fever, otherwise known as Bieber Fever, that has recently hit the US, Canada, and many other countries, like France, and Italy. But now, there's a cure (elevator music kicks in). Try B'bersmelx. (Bieber Smells.) Side affects include listening to Gorillaz a lot, but that's good, and playing with legos. Good side affects FTW! Permalink