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| October 2, 2010, 9:01 pm
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Diggin' the title of this post. To battle!
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| October 3, 2010, 1:04 am
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Quoting John Moffatt
Diggin' the title of this post. To battle!

Awake are ye?

Ah, well I've been working on "How To" #2 for a while...
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| October 3, 2010, 1:06 am
Quoting Matt The Backward One
Awake are ye?


It's like one in the morning where I live, I've been waiting for a combat report that'll probably never come.
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| October 3, 2010, 1:18 am
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11:30
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| October 3, 2010, 1:29 am
Incoming transmission from sector 39...

*static*
"Vice President Matt? do you copy?"
*static*
Under...attack...by...unknown ships...
*static*
Repeat, this is Master Sergeant Kevin, Special Ops commander, requesting immediate...


End of transmission...
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| October 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
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Quoting Delta Kevin 22
Incoming transmission from sector 39...
"Erm... Whats going on?"

Pilot in Background: "We've lost there signal... They're not registering on our navigation anymore."

"They're not gone are they?!"

Pilot: "Either that, or a W-Class is jamming their communications, but both ways they're dead..."

"You! Send a message back to Earth. And, you, set a course for their location."

*Both of the nameless pilots nod and carry out their orders.
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| October 3, 2010, 6:23 pm
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Quoting Delta Kevin 22


COP Captain: "UHAHAHAHAHA..."

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| October 3, 2010, 6:47 pm
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"BWAHAHAHAHA"

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| October 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Quoting Matt The Backward One
Quoting Delta Kevin 22
Incoming transmission from sector 39...
"Erm... Whats going on?"

Pilot in Background: "We've lost there signal... They're not registering on our navigation anymore."

"They're not gone are they?!"

Pilot: "Either that, or a W-Class is jamming their communications, but both ways they're dead..."

"You! Send a message back to Earth. And, you, set a course for their location."

*Both of the nameless pilots nod and carry out their orders.



"President Moffat, we recieved an emergency transmission from sector 39. The sender appears to be Master Sergeant Kevin. Somethings happened to him but we can't patch through. Somethings, blocking our transmission!"

To be continued...
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| October 3, 2010, 9:24 pm
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Quoting Alori Zriešto .
I like this kind of stuff...

//Patching message//
/to: Fleet Lord Aemowes/
/from: Alori Zriešto/
-Message:-
Sir, the jamming device works nicely. UNE troops should be experiencing communications breaks right now. On wait for new orders.
Zriešto out.
//End of message//



//Patching message//
/to: Alori Zriešto/
/from: Fleet Lord Aemowes/
-Message:-
Tell the Earth-men that we can't give credit, and to come back when they're a little, mmm, richer.
//End of message//
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| October 3, 2010, 10:32 pm
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Eh if everyone else is doing it..... PEER PRESSURE!

This is Admiral Dawn of the United Nations of Earth Alliance Third fleet. I am assuming command of all naval assets near sector 39. Three tactical strike battle-groups are being sent in. Additional forces are advancing soon after unless needed. Courier ships will be used to relay messages.

Admiral Dawn out
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| October 3, 2010, 10:44 pm
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/Calibrating/
/start transmission/
Send in the sand worms
*static*
2000 pound sand worms
/channel interrupted/
DAMMlT! AWE!
/end transmission/
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| October 3, 2010, 10:59 pm
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/decrypt transmission/
/code:
*****
/verify:
/complete/

Release the eels!
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| October 3, 2010, 11:01 pm
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Sorry, just love that quote
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| October 3, 2010, 11:02 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
Sorry, just love that quote


My worm powers are amazing.
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| October 3, 2010, 11:19 pm
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/message encrypted/
/transmitting/...
"sand worm 12, do you have a visual?"
"negative, our limpets are dealing with the bogey now, over"
"remember we want the eel alive"
*static*
"Roger that, we will not use deadly force"
"we got contacts slipping in... They appear to be..... Oh shi- take cover! Incoming crabs!!!!"
/signal lost/
/ended transmission/
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| October 4, 2010, 1:19 am
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I can imagine it going down like this:

COP Bomber pilot: Sir, the worms are getting anxious!
COP Bomber officer: In what way is this situation wrong?
COP Bomber pilot: I think the writer forgot where he was going with this.
COP Comber officer: Aye, let's drop the worms.
COP Bomber pilot: 2000 pound worms, away!

UNE Soldier: Da heII are they up to now...
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| October 4, 2010, 2:31 am
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Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
I can imagine it going down like this:

COP Bomber pilot: Sir, the worms are getting anxious!
COP Bomber officer: In what way is this situation wrong?
COP Bomber pilot: I think the writer forgot where he was going with this.
COP Comber officer: Aye, let's drop the worms.
COP Bomber pilot: 2000 pound worms, away!

UNE Soldier: Da heII are they up to now...

Lol.
Now u mention it, for a long time I've been wanting to write, should I say type, a novel of the 23rd century theme, I just got lazy though. Now I think I'll give it a shot, if you're willing to help me and with permission from John moffat and Ian. What say you?....
What say you?!
WHAT SAY YOU?!?
(king of the dead) "HAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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| October 4, 2010, 4:37 am
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Quoting danny morgan
Lol.
Now u mention it, for a long time I've been wanting to write, should I say type, a novel of the 23rd century theme, I just got lazy though. Now I think I'll give it a shot, if you're willing to help me and with permission from John moffat and Ian. What say you?....
What say you?!
WHAT SAY YOU?!?
(king of the dead) "HAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"


"We fight."

Which means yes.

Quoting Alori Zriešto .
Are we talking about real worms (those earth-vermins) or this is a code-name?
Bye guys, going to school now. It's 7:20 am already!


Real worms.

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| October 4, 2010, 10:40 am
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Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

"We fight."

Which means yes.

Quoting Alori Zriešto .
Are we talking about real worms (those earth-vermins) or this is a code-name?
Bye guys, going to school now. It's 7:20 am already!


Real worms.

yay!
So do you want to get started already?
I would be great if we can actually pull off a decent story, because then we (and other members) have a huge supply of scenes we can make lego dioramas and vignettes from.
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| October 4, 2010, 5:11 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
So do you want to get started already?
Just do it another topic/thread or a group...
Quoting danny morgan
Then we (and other members) have a huge supply of scenes we can make lego dioramas and vignettes from.
That sounds like a neat idea!
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| October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
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Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
I can imagine it going down like this:

COP Bomber pilot: Sir, the worms are getting anxious!
COP Bomber officer: In what way is this situation wrong?
COP Bomber pilot: I think the writer forgot where he was going with this.
COP Comber officer: Aye, let's drop the worms.
COP Bomber pilot: 2000 pound worms, away!

UNE Soldier: Da heII are they up to now...

And then all the UNE troopers pull out standard issue water guns and kill the worms.
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| October 4, 2010, 5:19 pm
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Quoting Matt The Backward One
Quoting danny morgan
So do you want to get started already?
Just do it another topic/thread or a group...
Quoting danny morgan
Then we (and other members) have a huge supply of scenes we can make lego dioramas and vignettes from.
That sounds like a neat idea!

oh, no we were probably gonna do it on Gmail, not on MOCpages.
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| October 4, 2010, 5:19 pm
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Matt, could you make me a mod please so that I can rate people's creations in the group?
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| October 4, 2010, 6:10 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
And then all the UNE troopers pull out standard issue water guns and kill the worms.

why are you guys always killing things, the worms weren't doing no harm.
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| October 4, 2010, 6:11 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
Matt, could you make me a mod please so that I can rate people's creations in the group?

oh sweet! thanks matt!
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| October 4, 2010, 6:13 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
oh sweet! thanks matt!

You're welcome! No one else seems to be commenting...
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| October 4, 2010, 6:14 pm
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Quoting Matt The Backward One
You're welcome! No one else seems to be commenting...

yeah it's like 6:30 pm. in america, so where is everyone?
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| October 4, 2010, 6:28 pm
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Quoting danny morgan So where is everyone?
Not sure...
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| October 4, 2010, 6:32 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
you have 2 land vehicles in the 23CC group, so which one is the one you will be using?

I just figured I'd post for anyone who wanted to use it.
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| October 4, 2010, 7:20 pm
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-Admiral's log-

today one of our analysts picked up a Coalition signal about a secret project, it was also noted that the send had bad grammar. It is our assumption that the Coalition is starting to conscript the uneducated portion of their population. A good sign indeed.

-End Admiral's log-
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| October 4, 2010, 9:50 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
-Admiral's log-

today one of our analysts picked up a Coalition signal about a secret project, it was also noted that the send had bad grammar. It is our assumption that the Coalition is starting to conscript the uneducated portion of their population. A good sign indeed.

-End Admiral's log-

HAHA, I lol'd
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| October 4, 2010, 10:01 pm
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Quoting Alori Zriešto .
As you can see, this project is so secret, that even you weren't aware of. But don't you worry, I got it on tracks. Everything is doing fine so far...
Zriešto out.
//End of message//


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| October 4, 2010, 10:01 pm
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Quoting Alori Zriešto .

Thanks. The lack of "weren't" was a typo, 'cuz I typed fast. And I knew I should put "fine", instead of "nice"...
Perfect then!

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| October 4, 2010, 10:59 pm
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Quoting Alori Zriešto .


//Patching message//
/to: Alori Zriešto/
/from: Fleet Lord Aemowes/
-Message:-
Cool story bro. And remembeh, where's deres smoke, dey pinch back.
//End of message//
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| October 4, 2010, 11:03 pm
I'm here-seemingly a month late. Can I still sign up?
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| October 4, 2010, 11:06 pm
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I'm here. I swear, I'll start looking at the creations tomorrow.
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| October 4, 2010, 11:33 pm
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Quoting A Member Since December 7, 2007, Jake Parkinson
I'm here-seemingly a month late. Can I still sign up?
The battle hasn't begun, yet.

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| October 5, 2010, 3:36 am
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Quoting Alori Zriešto .


Seriously Awe, I think you're going to like it. This backache has to worth something.


I look forward to it.
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| October 5, 2010, 7:02 pm
*patching transmission*
Harbinger...battleship...sector 39C...done for...under attack...heavy firepower...stranded...FTL drive broken, can't break out of blockade...requesting backup...repeat requesting...(static)
*/end of transmission/*

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| October 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
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hehe, I like how all the UNE guys are dying and under attack from COP
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| October 5, 2010, 7:25 pm
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Quoting Delta Kevin 22
*patching transmission*
//Ship Log//
"A HARBINGER?!"
"Hows that possible? W-Classes are the only things we've found anywhere other than the UNE/COP border that we haven't already detected? How can a Harbinger get all the way on the other side like that?"

"How much longer till we get to 39?"

Pilot: "Another 4 hours... They might be gone by then, though."

"Tell the crew to get ready for battle. What ever we'll find, it won't be pretty."
//End of Log entry//
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| October 5, 2010, 7:31 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
hehe, I like how all the UNE guys are dying and under attack from COP
Hehe... I like the delete button next to your comment.
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| October 5, 2010, 7:32 pm
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my battle cruisers and warships are advancing to Aurora, the UNE fortified planet where heavy fighting is occurring. The Dawn Herald leads the fleet, with many frigates to accompany it. The fleet is expected to be in position by october, Earth time. Let the sand worms, begin!!11!one!1!
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| October 5, 2010, 7:32 pm
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Meanwhile, in San Antonio....
Mr. President? Would you like some wine with your lunch?
"Oh yes, thank you"
Sir, we have a transmission coming from somewhere that appears to be important....
"remind me in about an hour"
*female giggling from behind door*
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| October 5, 2010, 7:35 pm
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Quoting Matt The Backward One


:--: Start :--:
Mr. Vice President I'm glad your joining the fight, My fleet is already underway and has a day lead on you. When you get there we will be waiting.
:--: End :--:
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| October 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
my battle cruisers and warships are advancing to Aurora, the UNE fortified planet where heavy fighting is occurring. The Dawn Herald leads the fleet, with many frigates to accompany it. The fleet is expected to be in position by october, Earth time. Let the sand worms, begin!!11!one!1!

"sir..?"
"Are you alright sir?"
"yes yes I'm fine, why do you ask?"
"oh, just you mentioned something about, err, sand worms, sir.."
"oh yes, yes indeed. The sand worms are ready"
"ok sir, just remain calm, I'll call a medevac ambulance"
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| October 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
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Quoting Matt The Backward One
//Ship Log//
"A HARBINGER?!"
"Hows that possible? W-Classes are the only things we've found anywhere other than the UNE/COP border that we haven't already detected? How can a Harbinger get all the way on the other side like that?"

"How much longer till we get to 39?"

Pilot: "Another 4 hours... They might be gone by then, though."

"Tell the crew to get ready for battle. What ever we'll find, it won't be pretty."
//End of Log entry//


Lord Aemowes: And little did the Earth-man know we have navigation abilities in this region of space... Praise be to God that our ancestors reclaimed the Beacons here in the ancient past.
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| October 5, 2010, 7:39 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
"sir..?"
"Are you alright sir?"
"yes yes I'm fine, why do you ask?"
"oh, just you mentioned something about, err, sand worms, sir.."
"oh yes, yes indeed. The sand worms are ready"
"ok sir, just remain calm, I'll call a medevac ambulance"
//Start// That explains a lot about COP Fleet Lords. //End//

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| October 5, 2010, 7:40 pm
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"LIEUTENANT?!?!?"
"I'm right here sir"
"Stop calling me sir"
"ok Danny"
"NO! Call me Fleet Admiral D. Morgan of the 22nd fleet sector 19"
"err, ok"
"ok WHAT?"
"um, Ok Fleet Admiral D. Morgan of the 22nd fleet sector 19"
"good... good"
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| October 5, 2010, 7:42 pm
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(just to let you guys know, my admiral sigfig is demented, however my sgt., sergeant Hunter spec ops is in a more stable frame of mind)
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| October 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
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Quoting John Moffatt
Appears to be important....
//Start//
"What are you doing?!" "Comments should have been posted days ago!
Quoting John Moffatt "remind me in about an hour"
*female giggling from behind door*
"....."
//End//
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| October 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
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Quoting danny morgan
(just to let you guys know, my admiral sigfig is demented, however my sgt., sergeant Hunter spec ops is in a more stable frame of mind)


As long as they get their job done right... Besides, if he dies, there's always someone else who will kill millions for the Emperor. Unflinching service is what all true COP-ers strive for.

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| October 5, 2010, 7:49 pm
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Quoting John Moffatt

"remind me in about an hour"
*female giggling from behind door*


Quoting Aemowes

“Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac, young comrade. Always remember that.”



Good man, Moffatt, good man.
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| October 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
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Captain: "ok guys, load up, we're gonna get dropped into Aurora in a sec. Sergeant Parry, no, you are not taking that auto-rocket launcher into battle, it's for emergencies only"
Sgt. Parry: *droops head* (mutters to Sgt. Hunter [my sigfig] ) "you know he's just saying that because he wants to use it"
Hunter (me): "Relax Llywelyn, you won't need it anyway"
Sgt. Parry: "well he won't need it either, he's not even coming with us"
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| October 5, 2010, 7:52 pm
Master Sergeant Kevin:"Captain, whats going on?"

Captain of U.N.E ship: A fleet of COP ships is closing in on us..., and they have a Harbinger battleship.

Kevin:and the FTL drives?

Captain: still down.

Bridge staff guy: The Coalition has been jamming are transmissions!

Kevin: idiot, like we didn't know that! Captain, stay here and keep everyone from hitting each other over the head with chairs while a few fighter pilots and I engage the enemy!

Captain: Sir? we dont have liftable chairs, they're nailed to the floor.

Kevin: hmm, i must've forgotten that after being hit with one...

random crewmember: epic fail! lol!

*BAM* Kevin holds the gun which killed the random crewmember

bridge staff guy: note to self, never EVER mess with the Sarge...

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| October 5, 2010, 7:56 pm
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Meanwhile...

"LIEUTENANT!!!"
"Yes Fleet Admiral?"
"Turn the ship around now"
"but-"
"do it now"
"b-"
"NOW!"
"But sir, we can't sir, the attack has already begun"
"too bad, it's my ship"

(new voice)
"Actually, it's mine"

DUN DUN DUUUUN!!
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| October 5, 2010, 7:58 pm
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And so, the plot thickens!

The new comer walks into the bridge of the bridge of the Dawn Herald. Behind him are 20 C.O.P military police officers.

The fleet admiral looked shocked, he turned pail.
"you- how did- what the-"
"Yes I'm alive, it takes more than some demented UNE spy to kill me."
"but-but I ran you over with a tank!"
"yes, you did. Now men, arrest this impostor."

The so-called fleet admiral dives behind a computer set-up.

the REAL Admiral Danny Morgan, and the 20 soldiers with him advance towards the fake UNE spy admiral
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| October 5, 2010, 8:08 pm
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the fake Admiral Danny Morgan (who by now you should have realized is some random demented UNE dude) decides to go down with a fight.

He grabs the dumbstruck assistant lieutenant and places a pistol against his head.

"stop or he dies"

Danny stops.

Danny: "what do you want?"

"Let me go, NOW!"

Danny: "Sorry mate, but that's not gonna happen, now release the lieutenant"

"NO!"
"fine" said Danny

Quick as a flash he grabbed one of the C.O.P soldier's guns and fired, hitting the UNE spy's wrist, making him drop the gun.

The impostor, instead of giving up, pulled a small and decorated device from his pocket with his uninjured hand.

The lieutenant scrambled up and ran towards the soldiers.

The device in the impostor's hand exploded, filling the room with light, the spy, the computers, the chairs, all were vaporized.
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| October 5, 2010, 8:22 pm
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any one like my story? heres the whole thing:

my battle cruisers and warships are advancing to Aurora, the UNE fortified planet where heavy fighting is occurring. The Dawn Herald leads the fleet, with many frigates to accompany it. The fleet is expected to be in position by october, Earth time. Let the sand worms, begin!!11!one!1!

"sir..?"
"Are you alright sir?"
"yes yes I'm fine, why do you ask?"
"oh, just you mentioned something about, err, sand worms, sir.."
"oh yes, yes indeed. The sand worms are ready"
"ok sir, just remain calm, I'll call a medevac ambulance"

"LIEUTENANT?!?!?"
"I'm right here sir"
"Stop calling me sir"
"ok Danny"
"NO! Call me Fleet Admiral D. Morgan of the 22nd fleet sector 19"
"err, ok"
"ok WHAT?"
"um, Ok Fleet Admiral D. Morgan of the 22nd fleet sector 19"
"good... good"

"LIEUTENANT!!!"
"Yes Fleet Admiral?"
"Turn the ship around now"
"but-"
"do it now"
"b-"
"NOW!"
"But sir, we can't sir, the attack has already begun"
"too bad, it's my ship"

(new voice)
"Actually, it's mine"

And so, the plot thickens!

The new comer walks into the bridge of the bridge of the Dawn Herald. Behind him are 20 C.O.P military police officers.

The fleet admiral looked shocked, he turned pail.
"you- how did- what the-"
"Yes I'm alive, it takes more than some demented UNE spy to kill me."
"but-but I ran you over with a tank!"
"yes, you did. Now men, arrest this impostor."

The so-called fleet admiral dives behind a computer set-up.

the REAL Admiral Danny Morgan, and the 20 soldiers with him advance towards the fake UNE spy admiral

the fake Admiral Danny Morgan (who by now you should have realized is some random demented UNE dude) decides to go down with a fight.

He grabs the dumbstruck assistant lieutenant and places a pistol against his head.

"stop or he dies"

Danny stops.

Danny: "what do you want?"

"Let me go, NOW!"

Danny: "Sorry mate, but that's not gonna happen, now release the lieutenant"

"NO!"
"fine" said Danny

Quick as a flash he grabbed one of the C.O.P soldier's guns and fired, hitting the UNE spy's wrist, making him drop the gun.

The impostor, instead of giving up, pulled a small and decorated device from his pocket with his uninjured hand.

The lieutenant scrambled up and ran towards the soldiers.

The device in the impostor's hand exploded, filling the room with light, the spy, the computers, the chairs, all were vaporized.
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| October 5, 2010, 8:26 pm
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*zips up fly as walks out door*
Right then, to work. *over shoulder* Same time tomorrow?
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| October 5, 2010, 8:34 pm
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Quoting John Moffatt
*zips up fly as walks out door*
Right then, to work. *over shoulder* Same time tomorrow?

YESSSS!
HOSTAGE TIME!

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| October 5, 2010, 8:36 pm
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NOOOOO, (pauses for breath) NOOOOO!!!!!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/nannanz/5050221482/
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| October 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
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Quoting Alori Zriešto .

//Patching message//
/to: Fleet Lord Aemowes/
/from: Alori Zriešto/
-Message:-
Sir, the project is done and it's out on space. Fleet 21 may have footage. Ask them, as the project won't stop untill all enemies are terminated.
//End of message//


//Patching message//
/to: Alori Zriešto/
/from: Fleet Lord Aemowes/
-Message:-
Excellent. You people prove their worth to the empire.

//End of message//
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| October 5, 2010, 11:14 pm
COP officer: sir, we seem to be getting intercepted transmissions from the use ships indicating they are planning a counterstrike against our forces.

COP admiral: Perhaps we should retreat. Keep your eyes open men!

Meanwhile...

Master Sergeant Kevin: I'll have a spicy pepperoni jalapeńo and bridge staff guy will have a vegetarian with olives please.

Pizza delivery guy: that'll be 99 credits sir.
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