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Feel free to shoot out yo mama jokes whenever!
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| October 17, 2010, 8:20 am
 Group admin 
yo mamas so stupid, she spent all day saying "am not" to "r2!"
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| October 17, 2010, 8:30 am
yo mamas so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please
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| October 17, 2010, 12:49 pm
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yo mamas so fat, when she stepped on the scale at the docters office the docter said, "I asked for your weight! Not your phone number!"

yo mamas so stupid, she starred at an orange juice carton for two hours straight because it said "Consentrate!"

yo mamas so stupid, she sat on the TV to watch the couch!

you mamas so stupid, she thought that Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball team!
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| October 17, 2010, 5:31 pm
yo moms so fat, that when she came near some objects, they started floating and came into orbit,because of her own gravitational pull!
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| October 18, 2010, 4:56 pm
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, that when she drank water, out came lemonade!
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| October 18, 2010, 5:02 pm
 Group admin 
this isnt really a contest, i just want to see other peoples jokes. so no voting or anything like that.
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| October 19, 2010, 7:50 am
 Group moderator 
can i do blonde jokes??? please i have some good 1s
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| October 19, 2010, 10:34 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Corry Weldon
can i do blonde jokes??? please i have some good 1s


ok

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| October 19, 2010, 12:07 pm
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cool.
a blonde, a brunett, and santa clause fell off a cliff at the same time. which one landed last. the blonde. she stopped to ask for directions.
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| October 19, 2010, 2:57 pm
 Group admin 
what about adding a "Yo mamas so blonde" joke. that would get heads turning.
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| October 19, 2010, 3:18 pm
yo mamas so stupid she stared at container of orang juice cause it said concentrate.

yo mamas so fat when she tried to get out of bed she rocked herself back to sleep.

yo mamas so fat when she whent oustside wearing a yellow shirt the sun said oh i give up.

yo mamas so fat the only whay to get her through a door is to butter both sides and put a twinky at the other end
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| October 19, 2010, 4:42 pm
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Quoting Swag Bag McSwag®
what about adding a "Yo mamas so blonde" joke. that would get heads turning.

sure. ur momma so blonde she is blonde. what now!!!
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| October 20, 2010, 6:16 pm
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Quoting Swag Bag McSwag®
what about adding a "Yo mamas so blonde" joke. that would get heads turning.

sure. ur momma so blonde she is blonde. what now!!!
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| October 20, 2010, 6:16 pm
yo mamas so fat, she was wading in the ocean and spain claimed her 4 the new world

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| October 24, 2010, 2:38 pm
Quoting Corry Weldon
sure. ur momma so blonde she is blonde. what now!!!

wow that is soooo stupid

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| October 24, 2010, 2:40 pm
yo mamas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped up!
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| October 24, 2010, 5:35 pm
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Quoting Corry Weldon
sure. ur momma so blonde she is blonde. what now!!!


Corry, if you pull another stunt like that, than you can tell it to the judge! ( And when I say tell it to the Judge, I mean I'll kick you out. )

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| October 25, 2010, 11:39 am
Quoting blake flanders
wow that is soooo stupid

shutup man.
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| October 27, 2010, 5:50 pm
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!


Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!




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| October 27, 2010, 8:20 pm
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Yo Mama's so fat, i took a picture of here last christmas, and its still printing.
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| December 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
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