Well, my bro recently sent over some chuck norris jokes, so I'll give them a try...
--There is no such thing as the Theory of Evolution, only Chuck Norris deciding which animals live.
--Chuck Norris has been to Mars, which is why we can't find any signs of life there.
--Chuck Norris could fry ants with a magnifying glass...at night. Permalink
--Many people think industrial logging is the cause for deforestation, but the truth is that Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
--If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question: Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
--There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives. Permalink
--Chuck Norris can moonwalk on the sun.
--Hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris kills 101% of just about everything he wants.
--Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick and enemy with his chin. Permalink
Caboose- Sargent, look! A sleeping person!
Sarge- What? Holy macaroon!
*sarge investigates the 'sleeping' blue soldier*
Sarge-He's not sleeping son, he's dead.
Caboose- Oh good. At first... I thought it was me... because I like to sleep. But if he is dead that cannot be me... that would be silly.
Sarge- We'll on the bright side there's one less blue in the universe, but now DOC'S GOT A BIGGER BODY COUNT THAN ME! And that just won't do.
*Caboose walks away*
Sarge-*faces the dead blue* Rest in piece... Scumbag! Permalink