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Quoting Quake ~
Part 2!
3 people are on a plane to *_____*,They are a clone kiddie,a Halo kiddie and a Random MOCcer.The Clone kiddie throws a Custom Clone out the plane and says "i got wayz too many of thez".The Halo kiddie throws his Special edition Halo Reach helmet out the window saying "I has too many of these." and the MOCcer throws em both of out of the plane saying I got way too many of you!

Hahaha! Nice rendition of the joke. :)
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| November 29, 2011, 8:30 pm
Quoting Quake ~
Part 2!
3 people are on a plane to *_____*,They are a clone kiddie,a Halo kiddie and a Random MOCcer.The Clone kiddie throws a Custom Clone out the plane and says "i got wayz too many of thez".The Halo kiddie throws his Special edition Halo Reach helmet out the window saying "I has too many of these." and the MOCcer throws em both of out of the plane saying I got way too many of you!

LOL!
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| November 29, 2011, 8:38 pm
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Quoting Quake ~
Part 2!

This is 3.
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| November 30, 2011, 2:04 pm
Quoting Quake ~
Part 2!
3 people are on a plane to *_____*,They are a clone kiddie,a Halo kiddie and a Random MOCcer.The Clone kiddie throws a Custom Clone out the plane and says "i got wayz too many of thez".The Halo kiddie throws his Special edition Halo Reach helmet out the window saying "I has too many of these." and the MOCcer throws em both of out of the plane saying I got way too many of you!

Heehee, nice one!
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| November 30, 2011, 2:07 pm
here's a quote my bro told me: "great minds think alike... so why are you thinking like mine!"
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| November 30, 2011, 2:26 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
here's a quote my bro told me: "great minds think alike... so why are you thinking like mine!"

i dont know what ur talking about so im just going 2 nod and say yes....
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| November 30, 2011, 2:30 pm
Quoting spiny norman
i dont know what ur talking about so im just going 2 nod and say yes....

LOL. sweet as...
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| November 30, 2011, 5:47 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
here's a quote my bro told me: "great minds think alike... so why are you thinking like mine!"

Nice. I've herard that'Great minds think alike' thing and wondered, do stupid minds think alike too?
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| November 30, 2011, 8:10 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Nice. I've herard that'Great minds think alike' thing and wondered, do stupid minds think alike too?

most likely... my new quote: stupid minds also think alike.
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| December 1, 2011, 2:54 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Nice. I've herard that'Great minds think alike' thing and wondered, do stupid minds think alike too?

LOL the word "stupid" is disallowed!
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| December 1, 2011, 2:55 pm
everyone is equal.....s'just that some r more equal than others...
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| December 1, 2011, 3:06 pm
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You are unique in your own special way, just like everyone else.
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| December 1, 2011, 3:32 pm
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Quoting Michael Wilson
Sorry if this offends any one. "God helps those who helps themselves" but wouldn't that mean that the people have already helped themselves so they do not the help of God?

God provides for those who choose not to take the easy way out in a situation.
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| December 1, 2011, 7:20 pm
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Quoting Michael Wilson
So that is the real meaning?

As good a reason as any other.
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| December 1, 2011, 7:24 pm
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This may take a while to read, but it is totally worth it.

So the big thing in public high school is treating everyone like they are young elementary school kids, right, or, well, at least where I am. If any of you guys have to deal with stuff like 1-2-3 cards, passes to go to a game room for good behavior, and a bunch of other C R A P like that, you're going to love this. We have a thing in every classroom called the Achieve Poster. Each teacher has a different number of these for different topics and such. Here is the basic set up.

A-Activity (Activity)
C-Conversation (None, group, etc.)
H-Help (Raise hand, etc.)
I-Integrity (Info on what makes good integrity)
E-Effort (How much to give, etc.)
V-Value (What you get out of it, grades, etc.)
E-Efficiency (What makes work in the class go well etc.)

Well, my Calculus teacher did not have one yet, so he decided that it was "more important" to have one so the schoolboard wouldn't get all upset. He made us make the poster out of different colored pieces of paper and make it in a pyramid shape with A at the bottom left, I at the top and E at the bottom right and in the middle a thing with a bunch of arrows pointing to a combination of words and pictures. He said the fluffier it was, the more the schoolboard would like it. So now that we have gotten through all of that, let us get on to the poster.

Activity: I do, we do, you do.
Conversation: Socratic (Everone talks at the same time XD); AFOTO (Always Focused on the Objective)
Help: GHTWHT (God Helps Those Who Help Themselves)
Integrity: NO CHEETAHS! and then we had a picture of a cheetah head with an arrow through it's head.
Effort: (X) (Infinity Symbol)
Value: Absolute
Efficiency: Always choose the right path
Center of the Pyramid: Arrows pointing to Let [Picture of our teacher's head] Teach and [Picture of a bunch of kids that is politically correct so we have a kid in a wheelchair, a lacrosse jock, a germaphobe in a bubble, MCLegoboy, and more] Learn. (Let Teacher Teach and You Learn)

If I had a picture, you guys would think its the funniest thing in the world because it is.
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| December 1, 2011, 7:55 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Nice. I've herard that'Great minds think alike' thing and wondered, do stupid minds think alike too?

No. Stupid minds are stupid in their own different ways.
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| December 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
doughnut!! i told u not 2 touch anything!!! but u touched everything!! which is the exact opposite of touching nothing!!!
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| December 2, 2011, 11:08 pm
"ok gargantuan alien,now that we have decided 2 keep u,u need a real name.....i vote 4 fluffy..." "fluffy?" "FLUFFY! the alien that only loves!!"
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| December 2, 2011, 11:11 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
If I had a picture, you guys would think its the funniest thing in the world because it is.

I bet! LOL
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| December 3, 2011, 5:01 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
No. Stupid minds are stupid in their own different ways.

LOL
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| December 3, 2011, 5:01 pm
Quoting Medieval Guy
Nice. I've herard that'Great minds think alike' thing and wondered, do stupid minds think alike too?

The extended quote is "Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ".
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| December 3, 2011, 7:39 pm
"Live well, it is the greatest revenge."
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| December 3, 2011, 9:14 pm
r u my virgins?? i sure hope not...
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| December 4, 2011, 4:11 pm
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Quoting spiny norman
r u my virgins?? i sure hope not...

A...C...H...Flem...
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| December 4, 2011, 4:20 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
A...C...H...Flem...

silence! i keel u!!
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| December 4, 2011, 5:01 pm
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Quoting Michael Wilson
My old math teacher said that all the time!

"Why do old people always know how to ruin the fun"
-Spongebob Episode The one where Mr. Krabs feels old, I don't remember the name.
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| December 4, 2011, 5:06 pm
Quoting Michael Wilson
My old math teacher said that all the time!

twas a smart man....
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| December 4, 2011, 5:08 pm
what do u do if a blond throws a grenade @ u?
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| December 6, 2011, 9:38 pm
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Quoting spiny norman
what do u do if a blond throws a grenade @ u?

You laugh because she only threw it a foot
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| December 7, 2011, 2:14 pm
Quoting spiny norman
what do u do if a blond throws a grenade @ u?

pull out the pin and throw it back! XD
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| December 7, 2011, 2:25 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
pull out the pin and throw it back! XD

That's what I meant. (I'm lying XD)
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| December 7, 2011, 2:27 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
That's what I meant. (I'm lying XD)

LOL. i guessed! Hope I'm not offenin you...
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| December 7, 2011, 2:29 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
LOL. i guessed! Hope I'm not offenin you...

That's just a reprise of the joke we were going on about yesturday. Come on man.
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| December 7, 2011, 2:33 pm
not sure if it's been done, but a man is on this desert island. a lamp washes up. the man rubs the lamp, hoping for the best. A genie comes out. He says, you have a single wish. what do you want me to do? The man replies, can you build me a 6 lane wide bridge back to the mainland? the genie replies, that would be quite expensive. peoople don't realize this, but we genies have to pay for all these things... is there anything else I can do for you? the man thinks, then replies, I've never been lucky in love: could you explain to me the mind of a woman? I'll build the bridge. XD

or The Big Book of What Men Know About Women (it's empty) this is a true book, my friendshave it XD
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| December 7, 2011, 2:35 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
That's just a reprise of the joke we were going on about yesturday. Come on man.

LOL.
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| December 7, 2011, 2:36 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
not sure if it's been done, but a man is on this desert island. a lamp washes up. the man rubs the lamp, hoping for the best. A genie comes out. He says, you have a single wish. what do you want me to do? The man replies, can you build me a 6 lane wide bridge back to the mainland? the genie replies, that would be quite expensive. peoople don't realize this, but we genies have to pay for all these things... is there anything else I can do for you? the man thinks, then replies, I've never been lucky in love: could you explain to me the mind of a woman? I'll build the bridge. XD

or The Big Book of What Men Know About Women (it's empty) this is a true book, my friendshave it XD

I've heard that one before. Still funny.

How many pages is the book, I want to read it.
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| December 7, 2011, 2:38 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I've heard that one before. Still funny.

How many pages is the book, I want to read it.

it's quite a large boof, not sure of pages...
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| December 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I've heard that one before. Still funny.

How many pages is the book, I want to read it.

it's quite a large book, not sure of pages...
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| December 7, 2011, 3:04 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
it's quite a large boof, not sure of pages...

boof ... lol.
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| December 7, 2011, 3:10 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
boof ... lol.

LOL and a large boof at that XD ... typos!
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| December 7, 2011, 3:11 pm
Here's a good joke: Justin Beiber!


Oh, wait, I forgot that this isn't the thread for horror stories. :P
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| December 7, 2011, 9:07 pm
You're stuck in a brick room with no way out, all that's in the room is a table and a mirror. What do you do?
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| February 5, 2012, 8:42 pm
Quoting Seth .
You're stuck in a brick room with no way out, all that's in the room is a table and a mirror. What do you do?

Go to the mirror, see what you saw. Grab the saw, cut the table in two. Two halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.
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| February 5, 2012, 8:58 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Go to the mirror, see what you saw. Grab the saw, cut the table in two. Two halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.

You had to give it away? :b
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| February 5, 2012, 9:01 pm
Quoting Seth .
You had to give it away? :b

:3
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| February 5, 2012, 9:02 pm
And now for something completely different.

I just watched "W T F Collective" on YouTube.

To quote MC Confusing:
'When you rap, you know, they understand what you say,
But when I get up on the mic, I make milk out of clay!
I play two guitars with the tuba toothpicks,
And I say, karate kid, go put it on tape!'

I highly suggest watching that, it's hilarious.
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| February 6, 2012, 11:39 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Go to the mirror, see what you saw. Grab the saw, cut the table in two. Two halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.

That reminds me of Ravel, an older MOC by Nannan Z.
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| February 6, 2012, 11:58 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Go to the mirror, see what you saw. Grab the saw, cut the table in two. Two halves make a whole. Climb out the hole.


Haha! That's bad. XD :P
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| February 7, 2012, 5:29 pm
When shooting a mime, dont use a silencer if you do his freinds will hear it
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| February 7, 2012, 5:40 pm
don't steal, cause the goverment does not like the compition.


:)
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| February 7, 2012, 5:42 pm
theres two fish in a ank, and one says "how do you drive this thing"
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| February 7, 2012, 5:46 pm
Quoting Nate B
theres two fish in a ank, and one says "how do you drive this thing"

tank
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| February 7, 2012, 5:47 pm
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Why didn't the skelaton cross the street?


Because he had no guts =P
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| February 10, 2012, 12:14 am
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Quoting MR. LEGO
Why didn't the skelaton cross the street?


Because he had no guts =P

It's so Stew Pid that you can't not give a little laugh.
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| February 10, 2012, 7:00 pm
Two guys applied for the same job, so the company had them both take a ten-question test. They gave the job to the first guy because on the tenth question he answered "I don't know," and the second guy answered "Me neither".
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| March 4, 2012, 10:37 pm
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Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Two guys applied for the same job, so the company had them both take a ten-question test. They gave the job to the first guy because on the tenth question he answered "I don't know," and the second guy answered "Me neither".

I heard that yesterday, too. My turn.

So it's a normal day in an office except for a guy hanging from the ceiling. The boss walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?"
The guy replies, "I'm a lightbulb!"
The boss says back, "Get down, you're crazy, you're nuts. Go home for a few days and get some rest."
So the guy gets down and starts to walk out of the office. Then a blonde woman stands up and is starts to leave. The boss asks, "Hey, where are you going?"
She replies, "Well I can't work without light."
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| March 5, 2012, 3:52 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I heard that yesterday, too. My turn.


Haha! Prairie Home Companion right? :D
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| March 5, 2012, 10:33 pm
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Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I heard that yesterday, too. My turn.


Haha! Prairie Home Companion right? :D

Yeah...
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| March 6, 2012, 6:52 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Yeah...


Haha! Brofist of nerdity! XD I love that show.
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| March 6, 2012, 11:02 pm
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The following statement is true
The previous statement is false
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| March 15, 2012, 10:21 pm
Quoting Nate B
tank

you can edit your comments, you know...
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| March 17, 2012, 12:44 am
plastic surgeons are the most weathly people in Lego City ;D
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| March 17, 2012, 12:44 am
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Quoting The Timinater !
plastic surgeons are the most weathly people in Lego City ;D

Wooowwww, just wow.
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| March 17, 2012, 7:22 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Wooowwww, just wow.

was it really that bad XD

ok, yes it was lol

don't you just LOVE 6 year-olds languages skills.

my little bro told me 'I'm not deaf. I can see it!' XD
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| April 25, 2012, 8:07 pm
The average person eats 4 spiders every year in their sleep.

Cold weather makes fingernails grow faster.

About 1 out of every 2 million people will die by falling out of bed.

A person eats around 60,000 pounds worth of food during his life which is the equivalent of six elephants.

Dead skin is the root cause of most of the dust in your house.
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| April 25, 2012, 10:16 pm
Here's one of my faves:
Three men get in a plane, one brings aboard a banana, one an apple, and the other a bomb. Once on board, the first guy eats his banana and asks the flight intendant what he should do with his banana peel, and she replies, "Through it out the window." So he does. A few minutes later, the second man eats his apple and asks the lady what to do with his apple core. Again, she replies, "Through it out the window." So he does. The third guy asks what he should do with his bomb, as before, she tells him to through it out the window.
When the plane lands, the men go for a walk when they see a little boy crying. They ask him what's wrong and he tells them, "I was riding my bike when a banana peel lands infront of me and I slip on it." They appologize and continue on when they see a little girl crying, and so they ask her what's wrong. "I was walking when an apple fell on my head." They felt sorry and apoligized. A few steps later the spotted an old man laughing histarically and so they stopped and said, "What's so funny, old man?" The man looks at them and replies, "I farted and my house blew up."

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| April 26, 2012, 10:50 am
Quoting Jackson Williams
Here's one of my faves:
Three men get in a plane, one brings aboard a banana, one an apple, and the other a bomb. Once on board, the first guy eats his banana and asks the flight intendant what he should do with his banana peel, and she replies, "Through it out the window." So he does. A few minutes later, the second man eats his apple and asks the lady what to do with his apple core. Again, she replies, "Through it out the window." So he does. The third guy asks what he should do with his bomb, as before, she tells him to through it out the window.
When the plane lands, the men go for a walk when they see a little boy crying. They ask him what's wrong and he tells them, "I was riding my bike when a banana peel lands infront of me and I slip on it." They appologize and continue on when they see a little girl crying, and so they ask her what's wrong. "I was walking when an apple fell on my head." They felt sorry and apoligized. A few steps later the spotted an old man laughing histarically and so they stopped and said, "What's so funny, old man?" The man looks at them and replies, "I farted and my house blew up."

That's a good one!
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| April 26, 2012, 12:33 pm
Quoting Jackson Williams
Here's one of my faves:
Three men get in a plane, one brings aboard a banana, one an apple, and the other a bomb. Once on board, the first guy eats his banana and asks the flight intendant what he should do with his banana peel, and she replies, "Through it out the window." So he does. A few minutes later, the second man eats his apple and asks the lady what to do with his apple core. Again, she replies, "Through it out the window." So he does. The third guy asks what he should do with his bomb, as before, she tells him to through it out the window.
When the plane lands, the men go for a walk when they see a little boy crying. They ask him what's wrong and he tells them, "I was riding my bike when a banana peel lands infront of me and I slip on it." They appologize and continue on when they see a little girl crying, and so they ask her what's wrong. "I was walking when an apple fell on my head." They felt sorry and apoligized. A few steps later the spotted an old man laughing histarically and so they stopped and said, "What's so funny, old man?" The man looks at them and replies, "I farted and my house blew up."

There are a lot of variations on that one.
It seems that the most popular jokes vary slightly by region. My local version of that joke involves an orange, a hand grenade, and a hamster.

Have you all heard the one about the pilot, monk, boy scout, athlete, and president?

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| April 26, 2012, 12:43 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
Have you all heard the one about the pilot, monk, boy scout, athlete, and president?

I have.

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| April 26, 2012, 12:54 pm
Quoting Justin M
I have!

could i hear it? sounds funny
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| April 26, 2012, 12:54 pm
Quoting General Grayfox5
could i hear it? sounds funny

I can't remember it exactly, sorry:/
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| April 26, 2012, 12:57 pm
Quoting Justin M
I have.

Aha! :D


Brian and James went to the zoo.
Brian said, "Look, this gorilla copies me!"
"Really?" asked James. "Demonstrate."
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian stuck out his tongue.
The gorilla went berserk, ripped off the door of the cage, leaped out, slammed Brian to the ground, went back into the cage, and went to sleep.
After the paramedics had left, James asked a zookeeper why the gorilla had behaved so strangely,
"Sticking out your tongue at somebody," he explained to James, "is the gorilla equivalent of flipping them off."
When Brian was out of the hospital two weeks later, he went to the zoo, holding a fake, foam hammer and a real hammer.
The gorilla was delighted to see him!
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian placed the real hammer inside the cage. He then hit himself hard in the face with the foam hammer.
The gorilla picked up the real hammer,
paused,
and stuck out his tongue.

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| April 26, 2012, 2:00 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
Aha! :D


Brian and James went to the zoo.
Brian said, "Look, this gorilla copies me!"
"Really?" asked James. "Demonstrate."
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian stuck out his tongue.
The gorilla went berserk, ripped off the door of the cage, leaped out, slammed Brian to the ground, went back into the cage, and went to sleep.
After the paramedics had left, James asked a zookeeper why the gorilla had behaved so strangely,
"Sticking out your tongue at somebody," he explained to James, "is the gorilla equivalent of flipping them off."
When Brian was out of the hospital two weeks later, he went to the zoo, holding a fake, foam hammer and a real hammer.
The gorilla was delighted to see him!
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian placed the real hammer inside the cage. He then hit himself hard in the face with the foam hammer.
The gorilla picked up the real hammer,
paused,
and stuck out his tongue.

This is one of the best jokes I've ever heard:D
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| April 26, 2012, 2:23 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
Aha! :D


Brian and James went to the zoo.
Brian said, "Look, this gorilla copies me!"
"Really?" asked James. "Demonstrate."
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian stuck out his tongue.
The gorilla went berserk, ripped off the door of the cage, leaped out, slammed Brian to the ground, went back into the cage, and went to sleep.
After the paramedics had left, James asked a zookeeper why the gorilla had behaved so strangely,
"Sticking out your tongue at somebody," he explained to James, "is the gorilla equivalent of flipping them off."
When Brian was out of the hospital two weeks later, he went to the zoo, holding a fake, foam hammer and a real hammer.
The gorilla was delighted to see him!
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian placed the real hammer inside the cage. He then hit himself hard in the face with the foam hammer.
The gorilla picked up the real hammer,
paused,
and stuck out his tongue.

XD
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| April 26, 2012, 3:14 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
The following statement is true
The previous statement is false


^_-

http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/80035
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| April 26, 2012, 4:00 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
Aha! :D


Brian and James went to the zoo.
Brian said, "Look, this gorilla copies me!"
"Really?" asked James. "Demonstrate."
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian stuck out his tongue.
The gorilla went berserk, ripped off the door of the cage, leaped out, slammed Brian to the ground, went back into the cage, and went to sleep.
After the paramedics had left, James asked a zookeeper why the gorilla had behaved so strangely,
"Sticking out your tongue at somebody," he explained to James, "is the gorilla equivalent of flipping them off."
When Brian was out of the hospital two weeks later, he went to the zoo, holding a fake, foam hammer and a real hammer.
The gorilla was delighted to see him!
Brian jumped up and down.
The gorilla jumped up and down.
Brian put his hands on his head.
The gorilla put his hands on his head.
Brian placed the real hammer inside the cage. He then hit himself hard in the face with the foam hammer.
The gorilla picked up the real hammer,
paused,
and stuck out his tongue.

That was a great joke!!!!!
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| April 26, 2012, 5:09 pm
Glad you like it, guys. ;)
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| April 26, 2012, 5:35 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

^_-

http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/80035

XD
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| April 26, 2012, 5:47 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
Glad you like it, guys. ;)

it WAS goooood! :D
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| April 26, 2012, 5:47 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

^_-

http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/80035







Oh. I thought you meant that your brother was a joke. D:
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| April 26, 2012, 5:55 pm
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Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

^_-

http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/80035

A friend told me that. That kid must have heard the same.
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| April 26, 2012, 6:10 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
A friend told me that. That kid must have heard the same.

is he your brother???
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| April 26, 2012, 6:12 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
is he your brother???

I'm an only child.
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| April 26, 2012, 6:17 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
I'm an only child.

k. so why did Chronos say what he said? (see above)
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| April 26, 2012, 6:20 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
k. so why did Chronos say what he said? (see above)


He's uh, my brother. :P
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| April 26, 2012, 6:42 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
k. so why did Chronos say what he said? (see above)

*facepalm*

Legofreak's brother.


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| April 26, 2012, 7:19 pm
What do you call a cow without legs?






...Ground beef.
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| April 26, 2012, 8:13 pm
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese
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| April 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Quoting Alex Mac
What do you call a cow without legs?


Nice one!



...Ground beef.


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| April 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
I trigonometric function is laying on the beach. Which one is he?


A tan gent!
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| April 26, 2012, 10:11 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese


That was one of my old page headings.

-_-
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| April 26, 2012, 10:51 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
*facepalm*

Legofreak's brother.


XD
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| April 27, 2012, 5:57 am
Quoting Jswish Productions
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

XD awesome!
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| April 27, 2012, 5:57 am
Quoting Alex Mac
What do you call a cow without legs?






...Ground beef.

XD
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| April 27, 2012, 5:57 am
Quoting Jswish Productions
I trigonometric function is laying on the beach. Which one is he?


A tan gent!

*rolls eyes* :P
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| April 27, 2012, 5:57 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

He's uh, my brother. :P

thats what I thought! but Chronos confused me :3
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| April 27, 2012, 5:58 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

That was one of my old page headings.

-_-

you're just so up with it, and hip and cool ;D
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| April 27, 2012, 5:58 am
I got a joke for all psychics and mind readers.....

I thought you love that one!
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| April 27, 2012, 9:48 am
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Quoting Jswish Productions
I got a joke for all psychics and mind readers.....

I thought you love that one!

Well, I read it, and well... Idon'tgetit.
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| April 27, 2012, 10:03 am
Quoting The Timinater !
you're just so up with it, and hip and cool ;D


I know, I know...don't cry.
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| April 27, 2012, 11:37 am
Quoting Jswish Productions
I got a joke for all psychics and mind readers.....

I thought you love that one!


Hahaha, nice one.

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| April 27, 2012, 2:41 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions
I got a joke for all psychics and mind readers.....

I thought you love that one!
What was the headline when the psychic midget escaped from jail?


Small Medium at Large

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| April 27, 2012, 3:14 pm
"Dont even try to keep up with the Jonses, they're broke!" - Dave Ramsey
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| April 27, 2012, 7:25 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions
I got a joke for all psychics and mind readers.....

I thought you love that one!

XD brilliant!
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| April 27, 2012, 10:23 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Well, I read it, and well... I don't get it.

XD try again
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| April 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

I know, I know...don't cry.

sorry *sniff* i'm just, *sniff* jealous :(

XD
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| April 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
Quoting Chronos Omega
Quoting Jswish Productions
I got a joke for all psychics and mind readers.....

I thought you love that one!
What was the headline when the psychic midget escaped from jail?


Small Medium at Large

heard it :D
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| April 27, 2012, 10:25 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

LOL! I get it, because the first mouse gets eaten?
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| April 28, 2012, 3:20 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
LOL! I get it, because the first mouse gets eaten?

nope. mousetrap :D
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| April 28, 2012, 3:32 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
nope. mousetrap :D

Oh Snap!
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| April 28, 2012, 3:33 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
Oh Snap!

-.-
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| April 28, 2012, 3:58 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !
-.-

Agreed. -.-
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| April 28, 2012, 3:59 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Agreed. -.-

not the greatest of puns, eh.
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| April 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Quoting Alex Mac
What do you call a cow without legs?






...Ground beef.

Clever;)
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| April 29, 2012, 2:42 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
LOL! I get it, because the first mouse gets eaten?

smack goes the trap!
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| April 29, 2012, 9:11 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Agreed. -.-

Man you guys are mean why can't you just fake laugh at something at least instead of acting like... Do-Do heads. :P
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| April 29, 2012, 9:57 pm
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
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| April 29, 2012, 11:18 pm
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar.


It was tense.
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| April 29, 2012, 11:54 pm
Quoting Sir Balamorgineas
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar.


It was tense.

The bar tender probably had conjugation issues too XD
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| April 30, 2012, 1:24 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

Wow I didn't see that one coming!
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| April 30, 2012, 1:27 am
Quoting Jswish Productions
The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

Sad but true, and hilarious

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| April 30, 2012, 6:23 am
Quoting Alex Mac
What do you call a cow without legs?
...Ground beef.

Ouch.
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
Awesome. xD
Quoting Sir Balamorgineas
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar.


It was tense.
That's an old one. ;)


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| April 30, 2012, 6:24 am
Quote: "Legos aren't a hobby, they're an obsession."
Bad joke: "A minifigure walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at his waist and says 'you're fat'. The minifigure says, 'no, I'm plastic.'"
Quote: "Give me Lego sets or give me death!"
(All quotes and jokes by me)
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| April 30, 2012, 1:20 pm
Quoting Commander Knox
Man you guys are mean why can't you just fake laugh at something at least instead of acting like... Do-Do heads. :P

XD

happy? -.-
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| April 30, 2012, 3:34 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

XD
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| April 30, 2012, 3:34 pm
Quoting Sir Balamorgineas
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar.


It was tense.

clever :P
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| April 30, 2012, 3:34 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
Quote: "Legos aren't a hobby, they're an obsession."
Bad joke: "A minifigure walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at his waist and says 'you're fat'. The minifigure says, 'no, I'm plastic.'"
Quote: "Give me Lego sets or give me death!"
(All quotes and jokes by me)

the top quote is not yours.
and I'm sure the last one has been done before, too :P

the joke was ok :P
but mostly bad ;)
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| April 30, 2012, 3:34 pm
Did you know?

Chicken Mcnuggets are less than two percent chicken? (98% are classified as chemicals. They may have changed it now but in 2007 that is what it was composed of.)

Twinkies contain an ingredient call polysorbate 60 which is used in the making of ethanol 80 which was the main component of grenades in the Vietnam war?
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| May 1, 2012, 1:49 am
Quoting The Timinater !
XD

happy? -.-

XD looks like your in pain while grinning, I was hopeing something like...
"*fake*LOL :D LOL*fake*"
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| May 1, 2012, 1:55 am
Quoting Commander Knox
XD looks like your in pain while grinning, I was hopeing something like...
"*fake*LOL :D LOL*fake*"

well, I was grining through pain- it was so bad it hurt :D

this (XD) is my 'too funny', or 'really funny' face :P
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| May 1, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions
Did you know?

Chicken Mcnuggets are less than two percent chicken? (98% are classified as chemicals. They may have changed it now but in 2007 that is what it was composed of.)

O.o

woah!
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| May 1, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions



Twinkies contain an ingredient call polysorbate 60 which is used in the making of ethanol 80 which was the main component of grenades in the Vietnam war?

Twinkie bombs!
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| May 1, 2012, 6:48 pm
Quoting Ben Indy
Twinkie bombs!

I think you read my mind!
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| May 1, 2012, 10:22 pm
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Quoting Sir Balamorgineas
Past, Present and Future walk into a bar.


It was tense.

Grammar Jokes, lawl...
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| May 3, 2012, 4:27 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Jswish Productions
Did you know?

Chicken Mcnuggets are less than two percent chicken? (98% are classified as chemicals. They may have changed it now but in 2007 that is what it was composed of.)

Twinkies contain an ingredient call polysorbate 60 which is used in the making of ethanol 80 which was the main component of grenades in the Vietnam war?

We actually have a random facts topic, but it's probably buried under a few months of cybernetic dust. :P
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| May 3, 2012, 4:42 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
We actually have a random facts topic, but it's probably buried under a few months of cybernetic dust. :P

well I can fill that one up. XD I have tons of facts
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| May 3, 2012, 8:20 pm
Quoting Jswish Productions
well I can fill that one up. XD I have tons of facts

same :P

I just forget them XD
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| May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
Quoting The Timinater !
same :P

I just forget them XD

The power of recall just failed you. Hopefully it doesn't happen on tests!
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| May 4, 2012, 1:06 am
Quoting Jswish Productions
The power of recall just failed you. Hopefully it doesn't happen on tests!

hmm, lets not go there :D

(jokes) ;)
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| May 4, 2012, 1:08 am
lolz, you gotta love 5 year-old logic :P

my little brother's friend was here the other day and stated that we had Club Penguin on our computer because when we typed 'p' in in the Internet Explorer, an option came up! XD
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| May 16, 2012, 6:46 pm
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Yo mammas so fat that when she talks to herself its a long distance phone call :P
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| February 2, 2013, 2:44 am
Yo mammas so fat, she sat on the iPhone and invented the iPad.

(A yo mamma joke? Yes, yes I did.)
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| February 2, 2013, 2:52 pm
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Quoting Justin M
Yo mammas so fat


Yo mammas so fat, that when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down, along with the building!
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| February 3, 2013, 9:53 pm
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Quoting Mister Lego ~

Yo mammas so fat, that when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down, along with the building!
Well Yo mommas so ugly, she didn't need a mask for halloween.

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| February 3, 2013, 10:04 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Mister Lego ~

Yo mammas so fat, that when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down, along with the building!
Well Yo mommas so ugly, she didn't need a mask for halloween.

Yo mammas so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!
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| February 3, 2013, 10:10 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Sam .

Quoting David .


Yo mammas so fat, they needed to install speedbumps at the buffet!
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| February 4, 2013, 4:52 pm
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Quoting Mister Lego ~

Yo mammas so fat, they needed to install speedbumps at the buffet!
Well Yo Mommas So fat, when she stepped of the curb I ran out of gas trying to swerve around her!
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| February 8, 2013, 1:03 pm
Mister Lego, what did we start? Yo mamma jokes are flying everywhere, oh goodness. :P
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| February 10, 2013, 3:57 pm
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Quoting Justin M
Mister Lego, what did we start? Yo mamma jokes are flying everywhere, oh goodness. :P
WHICH Reminds me... Yo Mommas so old, her birth certificate says "expired"

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| February 10, 2013, 9:47 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Mister Lego ~

Yo mammas so fat, they needed to install speedbumps at the buffet!
Well Yo Mommas So fat, when she stepped of the curb I ran out of gas trying to swerve around her!

Yo mammas so dumb, she thinks jar-jar comes with pickles-pickles!

Yo mammas so stupid she spent all day yelling "am not" to R2!

yo mammas so fat, when obi wan saw her he said "thats no moon... thats your mother"

yo mammas so fat when jabba the hut saw her he went "uahhgnn!"
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| February 10, 2013, 10:03 pm
i have great yo mammas coming as soon as they pass the mods
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| February 10, 2013, 10:04 pm
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So an old priest, a geeky kid name Jimmy, and a doctor are in a plane, which is crashing, and the pilot is dead. And there are only two parachutes. The Doctor grabs the first pack, shouting "I've saved a billion lives in my life, and I'm not losing mine now!" the old priest turns to Jimmy and says, 'Sonny Jimmy, you take the last pack, I'm old and lived my life, yours is just beginning." Then Jimmy said: "It's okay mister, the doctor just jumped out with my backpack!"
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| February 10, 2013, 10:54 pm
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Quoting Monsterlego ,
i have great yo mammas coming as soon as they pass the mods

Yeah, not all that great considering you took them from Robot Chicken.
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| February 11, 2013, 6:08 am
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Quoting David .
So an old priest, a geeky kid name Jimmy, and a doctor are in a plane, which is crashing, and the pilot is dead. And there are only two parachutes. The Doctor grabs the first pack, shouting "I've saved a billion lives in my life, and I'm not losing mine now!" the old priest turns to Jimmy and says, 'Sonny Jimmy, you take the last pack, I'm old and lived my life, yours is just beginning." Then Jimmy said: "It's okay mister, the doctor just jumped out with my backpack!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
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| February 11, 2013, 6:08 am
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Yeah, not all that great considering you took them from Robot Chicken.

well i didnt say they where original
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| February 11, 2013, 12:08 pm
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Quoting Monsterlego ,
Yo mammas so dumb, she thinks jar-jar comes with pickles-pickles!

Yo mammas so stupid she spent all day yelling "am not" to R2!

yo mammas so fat, when obi wan saw her he said "thats no moon... thats your mother"

yo mammas so fat when jabba the hut saw her he went "uahhgnn!"
Well yo momma so dumb she thought those were funny!

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| February 11, 2013, 7:45 pm
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Ookay, memory, don't fail meh! Ahem: Once there was a dude driving down the road, and his car breaks down in front of a monastary. So he goes inside, and a monk opens the door. "Sorry, but my car broke down, and I tried to fix it but I can't. Mind if I stay here for the night?" The monk replied "Of course brother. We will fix your car and give you a place to eat and sleep for tonight." So after they had eaten, and went to bed, the man woke up at midnight, because he heard a peculiar scratching noise. He woke up a monk and asked him where it was coming from. The monk told him it came form behind a door that only the monks could open. So the man asked how to become a monk, and the monk said: "To become a monk, you must count all of the grains of sand on the earth, and all the blades of grass. Then, you will tell us, and if you are correct, you become a monk." So the man spent the next 71 years of his life doing this, and when he came back, (now a very old man with no teeth) and reported the number to them, he became a monk. "Oh yesh! I can finaee shee wha's behin' tha' dorr!" So he opened it, and he saw a face. You want to know who the face belonged to?



You must become a monk to find out! ;P
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| February 11, 2013, 7:52 pm
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Quoting Monsterlego ,
well i didnt say they where original

Quite. The best one though is:
Your mama's so stnpid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE Fighter!
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| February 11, 2013, 8:34 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting David .
Quoting Monsterlego ,
Yo mammas so dumb, she thinks jar-jar comes with pickles-pickles!

Yo mammas so stupid she spent all day yelling "am not" to R2!

yo mammas so fat, when obi wan saw her he said "thats no moon... thats your mother"

yo mammas so fat when jabba the hut saw her he went "uahhgnn!"
Well yo momma so dumb she thought those were funny!

Oooooh!
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| February 11, 2013, 8:35 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting David .
Ookay, memory, don't fail meh! Ahem: Once there was a dude driving down the road, and his car breaks down in front of a monastary. So he goes inside, and a monk opens the door. "Sorry, but my car broke down, and I tried to fix it but I can't. Mind if I stay here for the night?" The monk replied "Of course brother. We will fix your car and give you a place to eat and sleep for tonight." So after they had eaten, and went to bed, the man woke up at midnight, because he heard a peculiar scratching noise. He woke up a monk and asked him where it was coming from. The monk told him it came form behind a door that only the monks could open. So the man asked how to become a monk, and the monk said: "To become a monk, you must count all of the grains of sand on the earth, and all the blades of grass. Then, you will tell us, and if you are correct, you become a monk." So the man spent the next 71 years of his life doing this, and when he came back, (now a very old man with no teeth) and reported the number to them, he became a monk. "Oh yesh! I can finaee shee wha's behin' tha' dorr!" So he opened it, and he saw a face. You want to know who the face belonged to?



You must become a monk to find out! ;P

Ah... Thats a goood one. :)
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| February 11, 2013, 8:37 pm
Two men walked into a bar, the third ducked
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| February 12, 2013, 9:59 am
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Okay, a few blonde ones. So you blondes better not get offended now! (Specially you, McLegoboy!)


1:
How do you kill a blonde? Throw a scratch and sniff sticker to the bottom of the pool.

2: A Blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have just robbed a store, and they run into an old shack to hide from the cops. The redhead hides in a sack of cats, the brunette in a sack of puppies, and the blonde into a bbag of potatoes. The cops come in and kick the bag of cats, and the redhead meows with the rest of them. The same with the dogs, the brunette wimpers. When they kicked the sack of potatoes, the blondes yells: "Potato!! Potato!"

3.
A blonde is jumproping in the middle of the road, and with every jump she says: "99. 99. 99." A man walks up to her and asks her if he can jump-rope with her, and she says he can. (so now hes in the road and she's still in the middle) pretty soon a truck drives by and (GORE WARNING!) hits the man, killing him. The blonde continues to jump-rope, as if nothing happened, only this time saying: "100. 100. 100."

5.
You've just realized I skipped four.

6.
A blonde is wearing headphones in an airport, when she goes to get on her plane. The security man tells her she can't wear them. She tells him if she takes them off, she will die. So the man lets her wear them. The same thing happens on her next to flights there and her three flights back. When she finally reaches the original airport she first flew in, the security man (from the beginning) asks her to PLEASE take off the headphones, as it is killing him as to what she is listening to. So she does, and she falls over dead. The man carefully places the headphones over his head, and he hears a voice telling him: "Breathe in. Breath out. Breath in. Breath out."

Get it??? XD So none of those were original, i got them from friends and siblings. Mainly mah brother. And if you didn't get them, you must be a blonde. ;P

So here's one to leave off, that my sister saw on a sign: "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
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| February 12, 2013, 2:24 pm
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Quoting David .

1. Blonde jokes only count towards girls, so I am offended that you still don't know that.

2. The jokes were pretty good.

3. The last quote is so true. Too bad I laughed right after I finished reading each joke, so even more proof that Blonde Jokes do not apply to me. There was this one girl in my Algebra 1 class many years ago and my dad was the teacher. Math Jokes are so bad, and she would always just start laughing about five minutes after the joke had been told. And yes, she was blonde.

5. SKROO YOU ABOUT NUMBER FOUR MAN!
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| February 12, 2013, 5:29 pm
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Quoting MCLegoboy !
Quoting David .

1. Blonde jokes only count towards girls, so I am offended that you still don't know that.

2. The jokes were pretty good.

3. The last quote is so true. Too bad I laughed right after I finished reading each joke, so even more proof that Blonde Jokes do not apply to me. There was this one girl in my Algebra 1 class many years ago and my dad was the teacher. Math Jokes are so bad, and she would always just start laughing about five minutes after the joke had been told. And yes, she was blonde.

5. SKROO YOU ABOUT NUMBER FOUR MAN!
Well, guess you learn somethin' new every day huh? Public school seems to be creeping on you.... ;P

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| February 12, 2013, 5:37 pm
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Quoting David .
Well, guess you learn somethin' new every day huh? Public school seems to be creeping on you.... ;P

What? Dude, I'm in college, and what the heck are you even saying. You're not making any sense.
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| February 12, 2013, 6:48 pm
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Quoting MCLegoboy !
What? Dude, I'm in college, and what the heck are you even saying. You're not making any sense.
I just learned something new that they only (really) apply to blonde girls. The fact you spelled Screw wrong to get it past teh mods.... Well, I guess..... Ain't nobody got time fodat!

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| February 12, 2013, 7:36 pm
Yo mamma's so thin, she can dodge raindrops!
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| February 13, 2013, 3:46 pm
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Quoting Tristan Davis
Yo mamma's so thin, she can dodge raindrops!
Yo momma so fat, they have to drain the ocean every time she gets in to prevent a tsunami!
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| February 13, 2013, 10:48 pm
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Yo mamma's so fat the next superbowl is announced to be played on her stomach :P
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| February 19, 2013, 7:52 pm
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Quoting Mister Lego ~
Yo mamma's so fat the next superbowl is announced to be played on her stomach :P

Yo mommas so fat, she can fit the earth in her belly button

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| February 19, 2013, 7:57 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting David .
Yo mommas so fat, she can fit the earth in her belly button

Uh... Run for your lives! The lint is upon us!
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| February 19, 2013, 8:02 pm
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Quoting MCLegoboy !
Uh... Run for your lives! The lint is upon us!
I hate it when yo momma gets that world lint...

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| February 19, 2013, 9:21 pm
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent!
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| February 19, 2013, 9:36 pm
Quoting Halhi 141
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent!

Oh man XP
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| February 20, 2013, 6:21 am
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Quoting Halhi 141
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent!

Wow...

Why don't Mathematicians go to the beach?

Because they only need a Sine and Cosine to get a Tan!
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| February 20, 2013, 6:51 am
why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.
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| February 20, 2013, 7:34 am
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Quoting Monsterlego ,
FAYLE. Mclegoboy already did that one XP

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| February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
 Group admin 
Quoting David .
Quoting Monsterlego ,
FAYLE. Mclegoboy already did that one XP

FAYLE. Halhi said that one, not me. XD
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| February 20, 2013, 2:53 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
FAYLE. Halhi said that one, not me. XD

FAYLE... just because
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| February 20, 2013, 4:28 pm
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Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."
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| February 21, 2013, 12:37 pm
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Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

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| February 21, 2013, 12:45 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
Judi stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, ma'am?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

LOL!
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| February 21, 2013, 2:43 pm
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Quoting MCLegoboy !
FAYLE. Halhi said that one, not me. XD

FAYLE *facpalm*
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| February 21, 2013, 2:49 pm
Favorite Quote: "If you do something stupid and it works, it ain't stupid."
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| February 21, 2013, 5:15 pm
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Quoting SuperSpy X
Favorite Quote: "If you do something stupid and it works, it ain't stupid."

Indeed. p_-
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| February 21, 2013, 5:50 pm
Quoting David .
WHICH Reminds me... Yo Mommas so old, her birth certificate says "expired"


Sorry man, I don't fight with Clone Kiddies. Maybe I'll go head to head with you when you learn how to use periods.



Just messing, by the way. :P
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| February 21, 2013, 8:59 pm
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Quoting SuperSpy X
Favorite Quote: "If you do something stupid and it works, it ain't stupid."
Reminds me of John Wayne... "Life's hard. It's Harder If yer stupid".

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| February 21, 2013, 11:41 pm
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Quoting Justin M

Sorry man, I don't fight with Clone Kiddies. Maybe I'll go head to head with you when you learn how to use periods.



Just messing, by the way. :P
Wut???/??// Were wuz te coma suposed 2 go??/?!?!?11?!/

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| February 21, 2013, 11:42 pm
"You Worms are no Match for the dark side of the force!" Darth Maul in Star Wars BFII Best game ever!!! If you have it for the CPU my name online is (SWGO)JOsh
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| February 24, 2013, 9:46 am
"I didn't get an acceptance letter into Hogwarts so I'm leaving the Shire to become a Jedi..."
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| February 25, 2013, 10:26 am
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"Lay off me I'm starving!!!"

-Chris Farley
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| February 25, 2013, 11:55 pm
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"Yes, I'm a natural blue..." ~ Dory 'Finding Nemo'
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| February 26, 2013, 5:35 pm
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"I'll nake you an offer you can't refuse."

-The Godfather
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| March 13, 2013, 12:25 pm
Two men are sitting at a bar. One asks for a drink, and the man next to him notes his accent. "Excuse me sir!" the second man says. "Are you from Ireland?"
"Why yes," the second man says. "I am. I guess, a round for old Ireland!" They both take a shot. "Now, what town did you live in in Ireland?" The second man says. "I lived in Dublin." Incredulously, the second man looks at him. "REALLY?! IM from Dublin! Another round for Dublin!" They both take another shot. Now, their language is very slurred. "Now, Whut...*hic*...Collage did ya go to in DUHBlin?"
The second man says."WELL," the first man says, "I went to Shaint Johnsh Catholic Shkool." The second man shouts. "YA GOT A BEE BLUDDY JOHKIN! I went to Shaint Johnsh!"
"ANOTHER ROUND FOR SHAINT JOHNSH!"
At this point, a man walks in and says, "What's going on!?" The bartender looks at him. "Nuthin. The O'Malley Twins are drunk again."
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| March 15, 2013, 2:50 pm
Two men are sitting at a bar. One asks for a drink, and the man next to him notes his accent. "Excuse me sir!" the second man says. "Are you from Ireland?"
"Why yes," the second man says. "I am. I guess, a round for old Ireland!" They both take a shot. "Now, what town did you live in in Ireland?" The second man says. "I lived in Dublin." Incredulously, the second man looks at him. "REALLY?! IM from Dublin! Another round for Dublin!" They both take another shot. Now, their language is very slurred. "Now, Whut...*hic*...Collage did ya go to in DUHBlin?"
The second man says."WELL," the first man says, "I went to Shaint Johnsh Catholic Shkool." The second man shouts. "YA GOT A BEE BLUDDY JOHKIN! I went to Shaint Johnsh!"
"ANOTHER ROUND FOR SHAINT JOHNSH!"
At this point, a man walks in and says, "What's going on!?" The bartender looks at him. "Nuthin. The O'Malley Twins are drunk again."
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| March 15, 2013, 2:50 pm
Quoting Henry Smith
Two men are sitting at a bar. One asks for a drink, and the man next to him notes his accent. "Excuse me sir!" the second man says. "Are you from Ireland?"
"Why yes," the second man says. "I am. I guess, a round for old Ireland!" They both take a shot. "Now, what town did you live in in Ireland?" The second man says. "I lived in Dublin." Incredulously, the second man looks at him. "REALLY?! IM from Dublin! Another round for Dublin!" They both take another shot. Now, their language is very slurred. "Now, Whut...*hic*...Collage did ya go to in DUHBlin?"
The second man says."WELL," the first man says, "I went to Shaint Johnsh Catholic Shkool." The second man shouts. "YA GOT A BEE BLUDDY JOHKIN! I went to Shaint Johnsh!"
"ANOTHER ROUND FOR SHAINT JOHNSH!"
At this point, a man walks in and says, "What's going on!?" The bartender looks at him. "Nuthin. The O'Malley Twins are drunk again."

Hahaha! Nice one!
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| March 15, 2013, 3:47 pm
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Quoting Henry Smith
Two men are sitting at a bar.

Hahaha! Classic.
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| March 15, 2013, 3:56 pm
Quoting Monsterlego ,
Two men walked into a bar, the third ducked

Clicks the "like" button :)
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| March 15, 2013, 4:13 pm
Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
Clicks the "like" button :)

That was a good one :)
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| March 22, 2013, 10:17 am
Quoting Mastermind ¿?
That was a good one :)

Thanks! How did you do the upside down question mark?
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| March 22, 2013, 10:29 am
Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
Thanks! How did you do the upside down question mark?


(Spanish)
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| March 22, 2013, 10:30 am
Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
Thanks! How did you do the upside down question mark?

Magic!
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| March 22, 2013, 2:14 pm
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So three pastors meet in one of their houses, and they are debating of what is the best position to pray in. The first says: "I think you should be on your knees!" The scond: "No no, you must be lying on your bed!" The third: "You are both wrong. You have to be upside down with your face on the floor!" (Wut?!) At this, and electrician who was installing phone lines, (Or something electrical) said: "Well, I donno about you fellers, but the best prayin' I ever dun was hangin' on a telephone wire by my coveralls"
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| March 25, 2013, 3:16 pm
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Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the otherside!
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| March 30, 2013, 11:53 am
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Quoting Mister Lego ~
Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the otherside!

That was so funny...

<.< >.>



I forgot to laugh.
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| March 30, 2013, 12:21 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the otherside!

*blink*
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| March 30, 2013, 1:01 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
Why did the chicken cross the road?



To get to the otherside!


Sir Spams-A lot strikes again! ;)
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| March 31, 2013, 1:24 pm
I was going to make a joke about bad mathmeticians, but it didn't add up.

I was going to make a joke about vacuum cleaners, but they all sucked.

I was going to make a joke about hens, but they were all fowl.

I was going to make a joke about river, but I decided to go with the flow.
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| April 3, 2013, 1:08 am
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Quoting Justin M

Sir Spams-A lot strikes again!

Say what? That my friend is an old classic ;D
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| April 3, 2013, 9:29 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
Quoting Justin M

Sir Spams-A lot strikes again!

Say what? That my friend is an old classic ;D

Indeed it is. ;)
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| April 3, 2013, 10:08 pm
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Quoting The Timinater !

XD
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| April 4, 2013, 6:39 pm
"To believe in everything is to believe in nothing."

~ Making Sense of Your World p. 181 by W. Gary Phillips, William E. Brown, and John Stonestreet.
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| April 7, 2013, 4:33 pm
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh
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| March 15, 2014, 7:12 pm
I came up with ten puns the other day, but forgot them all. I tried to bring up at least one to my mind to add to this thread. No pun in ten did.
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| March 19, 2014, 3:57 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
I came up with ten puns the other day, but forgot them all. I tried to bring up at least one to my mind to add to this thread. No pun in ten did.

That one is so perfect. Absolutely brilliant.
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| March 19, 2014, 4:59 pm
In examining the armor of God, ever wonder why it’s a belt of truth?
Symbolically speaking, without Truth your pants fall down and you look like a fool.
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| March 19, 2014, 7:21 pm
Mother: Clean up your room! Were you born in a barn?

Child: Don't you remember, woman?



The Avengers came together for a group photo. While one of them was away using the bathroom, a photographer commented on how well their colors went together.

However, HULK CLASH! :P
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| March 20, 2014, 2:36 pm
Such an overused quote, but, "It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar
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| March 22, 2014, 9:16 pm
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says "I'll have a b**r, and another for the road."
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| March 23, 2014, 3:32 pm
Did you know there are several vehicles mentioned in the Bible? God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury, David's Triumph was heard all over the land, and there was also a Honda, because all the disciples were in one Accord.
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| March 23, 2014, 3:43 pm
Quoting Nathan Pownell
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says "I'll have a b**r, and another for the road."

:P
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| March 23, 2014, 3:52 pm
Quoting Sam Sanister
Did you know there are several vehicles mentioned in the Bible? God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury, David's Triumph was heard all over the land, and there was also a Honda, because all the disciples were in one Accord.

That's funny!! XD
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| March 23, 2014, 3:56 pm
This is REALLY corny, but, meh, I'll give it a try...


What is the best smelling game console???

A"X"E Box! (X-Box game console)
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| March 25, 2014, 5:05 pm
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Quoting BrickBuilder7622 .
This is REALLY corny, but, meh, I'll give it a try...


What is the best smelling game console???

A"X"E Box! (X-Box game console)

AXE sncks noodles! It's all about Old Spice.
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| March 25, 2014, 7:11 pm
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How does an octopus go to war?

WELL-ARMED!

:P
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| March 29, 2014, 9:06 pm
A young minister, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he volunteered to assist policemen on patrols for a few months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to quickly disperse a frenzied crowd?"

He thought for a moment and then replied, "I would take up an offering."
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| April 1, 2014, 4:15 pm
Quoting Sam Sanister
A young minister, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he volunteered to assist policemen on patrols for a few months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency. Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to quickly disperse a frenzied crowd?"

He thought for a moment and then replied, "I would take up an offering."

Lol! How about this: A young man was being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked him. "Are you responsible?" The young man quickly replied. "Of course! I have had six other jobs, and whenever something went wrong, I was responsible."
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| April 3, 2014, 6:41 pm
Quoting T. J. Pownell
Lol! How about this: A young man was being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked him. "Are you responsible?" The young man quickly replied. "Of course! I have had six other jobs, and whenever something went wrong, I was responsible."

hahaha! XD
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| April 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence: then success is sure.
-Mark Twain
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| April 16, 2014, 4:07 am
The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
-Ed Wuncler III
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| April 22, 2014, 7:42 pm
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Are you sure this waters' sanitary? Looks questionble to mee!

*It's fine, honey*

But whatabout bacteria?
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| April 23, 2014, 3:42 pm
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A college student taking a timed test, eventually is sitting all alone in the classroom. He ends up taking too long, and after he finishes, he walks over to his professor's desk. The professor asks, "You know you went over the time limit, right?" The student then replies, "Yes, but do you know my name?" The professor says "no", and the student quickly puts his test in the middle of the stack of tests sitting on the professor's desk, and runs away.

My math teacher told it to me, it gave me a good laugh :)
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| April 30, 2014, 10:39 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
A college student taking a timed test, eventually is sitting all alone in the classroom. He ends up taking too long, and after he finishes, he walks over to his professor's desk. The professor asks, "You know you went over the time limit, right?" The student then replies, "Yes, but do you know my name?" The professor says "no", and the student quickly puts his test in the middle of the stack of tests sitting on the professor's desk, and runs away.

My math teacher told it to me, it gave me a good laugh :)
I don't get it.

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| April 30, 2014, 10:53 pm
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Quoting Mister Lego ~
A college student taking a timed test, eventually is sitting all alone in the classroom. He ends up taking too long, and after he finishes, he walks over to his professor's desk. The professor asks, "You know you went over the time limit, right?" The student then replies, "Yes, but do you know my name?" The professor says "no", and the student quickly puts his test in the middle of the stack of tests sitting on the professor's desk, and runs away.

My math teacher told it to me, it gave me a good laugh :)

Nice joke for finals. Just finished mine last Thursday. All A's of course.
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| May 1, 2014, 1:06 pm
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Quoting Bumblebee 5253
I don't get it.

Most jokes told by math teachers aren't that great. I would know since my dad is a math teacher, but just read over it again and think about what the individuals say.
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| May 1, 2014, 1:08 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
Most jokes told by math teachers aren't that great. I would know since my dad is a math teacher, but just read over it again and think about what the individuals say.

Have you heard this before?: There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count… And those who can't!
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| May 1, 2014, 1:14 pm
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Quoting T. J. Pownell
Have you heard this before?: There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count… And those who can't!

YES! I bought my dad a T-Shirt that says that on it while I was on a school fieldtrip in South Carolina. I tend to buy my parents a souveneir for each of them when I go on trips without them, and a chaperone brought me over to a shirt that said that. It is his Favorite Shirt. My mom didn't get it at first, and it's fun seeing other people read the shirt and not get it at first either.
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| May 1, 2014, 1:18 pm
Quoting MCLegoboy !
YES! I bought my dad a T-Shirt that says that on it while I was on a school fieldtrip in South Carolina. I tend to buy my parents a souveneir for each of them when I go on trips without them, and a chaperone brought me over to a shirt that said that. It is his Favorite Shirt. My mom didn't get it at first, and it's fun seeing other people read the shirt and not get it at first either.
Yeah, gotta love the delayed laughter!

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| May 1, 2014, 2:08 pm
Quoting Mister Lego ~
A college student taking a timed test, eventually is sitting all alone in the classroom. He ends up taking too long, and after he finishes, he walks over to his professor's desk. The professor asks, "You know you went over the time limit, right?" The student then replies, "Yes, but do you know my name?" The professor says "no", and the student quickly puts his test in the middle of the stack of tests sitting on the professor's desk, and runs away.

My math teacher told it to me, it gave me a good laugh :)

The key parts are the professor telling the student he doesn't know the student's name, and the student mixing his test with the other tests, so the professor won't know which one is the student's, right?
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| May 1, 2014, 4:29 pm
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Quoting Sam Sanister
The key parts are the professor telling the student he doesn't know the student's name, and the student mixing his test with the other tests, so the professor won't know which one is the student's, right?

Yup, that's it.
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| May 1, 2014, 6:02 pm
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