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Say a joke,make me laugh,MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*COUGH*.
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| August 25, 2011, 6:27 pm
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Where does Luke go to eat? Jabba the Pizza Hut.

Where is Jabba the Pizza Hut located? In the Darth Mall.

How does Luke get to the Darth Mall? In his Toy-yoda.

When Luke was eating slopilly at Jabba the Pizza Hut Obi Wan said "use the forks Luke"
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| November 21, 2011, 7:08 pm
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Lol,the last one was the funniest.Did you make them yourself?I'm bad at jokes.
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| November 21, 2011, 7:22 pm
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I am bad at jokes too. I found them in a joke book.
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| November 21, 2011, 9:03 pm
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No way! I didn't even know there was one for Star Wars jokes!!!
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| November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
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Did you hear about the animal on Hoth that weighed 4000 pounds. It was a tonton.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:46 pm
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The punchline to this one is a famous yoda line just in case you didn't understand.

How does Yoda like his orange juice?

From concentra-a-a-a-a-a-a-ate
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| November 22, 2011, 4:48 pm
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why did Admiral Piett's grandmother enlist in the empire?

She heard they had the best walkers in the galaxy.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:50 pm
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How many Ewoks does it take to change a lightbulb?

1,001. 1 to change the bulb, 1000 to worship it as a god.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:52 pm
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Why did Yoda enjoy being levitated by Luke?

It was an uplifting experience.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:53 pm
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Why did Princess Leia stretch Han?

To make him stay around a little longer.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:55 pm
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Why was Vader so sad about losing both his arms?

He didn't know. He just couldn't put his finger on it.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:58 pm
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Why did a group of dogs go to the Mos Eisley Cantina?

They heard the place was a little ruff.
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| November 22, 2011, 4:59 pm
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Why was Luke disgusted by being put inside the tauntaun?

It was just a gut reaction.
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| November 22, 2011, 5:03 pm
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I can't think of any others. Can you guys?
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| December 28, 2011, 7:52 pm
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