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Superman climbed the Empire State Building and challenged King Kong to a fight.
King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!"
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| November 22, 2011, 5:13 pm
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Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk.
Who picks it up first?

The blonde, because the other two don't exist!

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| November 22, 2011, 5:14 pm
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Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth?

A: Souperman!


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| November 22, 2011, 5:14 pm
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Because of his X-ray vision, Superman is unable to pass an eye test.
When he looks at an eye-chart, he sees through it to a billboard in the next county!
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| November 22, 2011, 5:16 pm
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As mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is afraid of girls.
He's worried that he'll run into the one he stole the red and blue suit from!
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| November 22, 2011, 5:16 pm
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Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?

A: None. They like the dark.


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| November 22, 2011, 5:17 pm
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Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?

A: He was the bat-boy.

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| November 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
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Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?

A: Because he has BAT breath!


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| November 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
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Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?

A: Her Dark Knight gown!


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| November 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
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There is a big room with four corners. In the first corner, you find Superman. In the second corner you find Batman. In the third corner you find Spiderman. And in the fourth corner you find a gorgeous, extremely intelligent, 100% natural blonde woman with a ultra-thin magazine-model figure. In the center of the room there is a pot of gold. Who gets to the pot of gold first?

A: None, because none of these characters exist.


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| November 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
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Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Robin replies, " I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?" Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks: " Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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| November 22, 2011, 5:22 pm
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