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You know what to do. Keep it above the belt and listen to the ref if he says to break (those are boxing jokes for those that don't get it).

Remember, "smack" is all done in fun so keep it clean...ish. Play nice kids.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:29 am
RAWR! I'm gonna crush all you little clone kiddies!
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| August 30, 2012, 8:35 am
Quoting Chris Stone
RAWR! I'm gonna crush all you little clone kiddies!


I hope it doesn't hurt to crush yourself
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| August 30, 2012, 9:11 am
I SHAL BEET EVERI1 HEIR!!! MHAUHAUHA!
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| August 30, 2012, 9:59 am
This news just in: Commander Starblaster will win the MocOlympics. Everyone else doomed to fail. mua ha ha ha ha
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| August 30, 2012, 10:00 am
Quoting Little Bricker of Brickington
I SHAL BEET EVERI1 HEIR!!! MHAUHAUHA!


Clone Kiddies never win!
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| August 30, 2012, 10:01 am
*smack slap punch whack wham pow*
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| August 30, 2012, 10:05 am
I am a military builder who will beat everyone in the MocOlympics. Even Blake Baer!

PS: Check out some of my creations. They are better than anyone else's. XD
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| August 30, 2012, 11:04 am
Quoting Commander Starblaster
This news just in: Commander Starblaster will win the MocOlympics. Everyone else doomed to fail. mua ha ha ha ha

I would advise you to leave the contest before it starts. I don't want to see you get your feelings hurt when I beat you ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 11:20 am
You guys call that smack talk? I'l leave you more messed up than Phipson, I will smack talk your smack talk, you wont even be able to run home to your mommas crying and you'll all die from being over smack talked!
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| August 30, 2012, 11:26 am
Quoting Chris Stone
I would advise you to leave the contest before it starts. I don't want to see you get your feelings hurt when I beat you ;)


Keep the smack comin'!
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| August 30, 2012, 11:36 am
I think I shall build the Smack-O-Matic, which spout smack talk and hits people on demand. Then I shall bring it to this group and unleash it. Since nobody will be left after it's rampage, I will win ALL the prizes (and probably win the Nobel Peace Prize as well). Give up now and nobody gets hurt! You guys have 2 days, then you will be crushed! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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| August 30, 2012, 12:29 pm
Oh, and the Smack-O-Matic hits UNDER the belt (if you know what I mean), because it's more effective... >:D
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| August 30, 2012, 12:30 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
RAWR! I'm gonna crush all you little clone kiddies!

Yep, those are the only MOCers you'd be able to crush anyway.
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| August 30, 2012, 12:33 pm
Quoting the bourbonbrick
You guys call that smack talk? I'l leave you more messed up than Phipson, I will smack talk your smack talk, you wont even be able to run home to your mommas crying and you'll all die from being over smack talked!

The Phipson joke made me smile, well played. (Sorry Chris.) However, the rest of the comment left as much to be desired as your building skills.
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| August 30, 2012, 12:38 pm
Just saying, I am horrible at talking smack, so I got THE WORST comebacks EVAH.
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| August 30, 2012, 12:38 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
*smack slap punch whack wham pow*


Already admitting defeat by resorting to sound effects are we?
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| August 30, 2012, 1:03 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
I think I shall build the Smack-O-Matic,...

Well with the way you build I think we should be safe.
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| August 30, 2012, 1:11 pm
Quoting Justin M

Keep the smack comin'!

Yeah because you surely can't bring it!
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| August 30, 2012, 1:15 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
Oh, and the Smack-O-Matic hits UNDER the belt (if you know what I mean), because it's more effective... >:D

I shall reprogram the Smack-O-Matic to hit you under the belt. Oh wait! You don't have anything there! HAHA!!
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| August 30, 2012, 1:28 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
I shall reprogram the Smack-O-Matic to hit you under the belt. Oh wait! You don't have anything there! HAHA!!


Ouch!
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| August 30, 2012, 1:29 pm
This is just like a general conversation :P
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| August 30, 2012, 1:40 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Oh wait! You don't have anything there! HAHA!!

Last time i heard that one I fell off my dinosaur.
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| August 30, 2012, 1:46 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Yeah because you surely can't bring it!


Actually, that's true:P I just feel mean talking smack to people. That's me for ya!
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| August 30, 2012, 2:01 pm
Oh and Freeling++ remember this?
"Sigh... Might as well...
http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/29512
(Don't ask me what made me do this.) I'll probably lose. Anywho, it's worth a shot!"
HAHAHAHA
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| August 30, 2012, 2:02 pm
SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK
SMACKSMACK!... that is all. :)
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| August 30, 2012, 2:37 pm
so, anyway, about that salami...
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| August 30, 2012, 2:38 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Yep, those are the only MOCers you'd be able to crush anyway.

Sorry it looks so hopeless for you...
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| August 30, 2012, 2:49 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
I think I shall build the Smack-O-Matic, which spout smack talk and hits people on demand. Then I shall bring it to this group and unleash it. Since nobody will be left after it's rampage, I will win ALL the prizes (and probably win the Nobel Peace Prize as well). Give up now and nobody gets hurt! You guys have 2 days, then you will be crushed! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Some people actually need that to win anything?
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| August 30, 2012, 2:54 pm
The only ones who right in smack threads the most are noobs! Pshawwwww!
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| August 30, 2012, 2:57 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
This news just in: Commander Starblaster will win the MocOlympics. Everyone else doomed to fail. mua ha ha ha ha



Not if I rip your face off first! Haha!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:13 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Already admitting defeat by resorting to sound effects are we?



LOL
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| August 30, 2012, 3:14 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo


Not if I rip your face off first! Haha!



Not if I spank you first. You've been a bad little boy
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| August 30, 2012, 3:21 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Some people actually need that to win anything?

By the looks of it youll need it too

OWNED
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| August 30, 2012, 3:25 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
RAWR! I'm gonna crush all you little clone kiddies!

One thing, Im not a "Klone Kiddie" Im a Jedi! I will cut those entries in Half!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:26 pm
Quoting Shayden (O_O)
One thing, Im not a "Klone Kiddie" Im a Jedi! I will cut those entries in Half!


I'm a kid and I'm a clone of Sean Kenney. Does that count as a clone kiddie?
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| August 30, 2012, 3:29 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster


Not if I spank you first. You've been a bad little boy




That sounds extremely weird. Well, when you try to "spank" (eew) me, I will do an epic frontflip, kick you in the face, then throw a mexican pizza at you! HAHAHA!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:30 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo



That sounds extremely weird. Well, when you try to "spank" (eew) me, I will do an epic frontflip, kick you in the face, then throw a mexican pizza at you! HAHAHA!


I eat the mexican pizza and capture you and everyone else in this contest (exept the judges) and hold you all hostage in a bouncy castle.
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| August 30, 2012, 3:31 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

I'm a kid and I'm a clone of Sean Kenney. Does that count as a clone kiddie?


Technically, yes.
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| August 30, 2012, 3:32 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo

Technically, yes.


Then I'm a Klone Kiddie who will WIN THIS CONTEST!!!!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:34 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

I eat the mexican pizza and capture you and everyone else in this contest (exept the judges) and hold you all hostage in a bouncy castle.



I just so happen to have a ballpoint pen in my pocket. I slip it out of my pocket, stab the bouncy house, and make a daring escape. Then I throw a flaming Doritos Loco Taco at you! Mwahahaha!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:35 pm
Quoting Little Bricker of Brickington
I SHAL BEET EVERI1 HEIR!!! MHAUHAUHA!

That might be an issue if you don't work on your spelling. Misspell the required links and they won't work, then you'll get DQ'd points. Sorry to break it to ya. ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 3:36 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo


I just so happen to have a ballpoint pen in my pocket. I slip it out of my pocket, stab the bouncy house, and make a daring escape. Then I throw a flaming Doritos Loco Taco at you! Mwahahaha!



And then I kill Flare.
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| August 30, 2012, 3:37 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo


I just so happen to have a ballpoint pen in my pocket. I slip it out of my pocket, stab the bouncy house, and make a daring escape. Then I throw a flaming Doritos Loco Taco at you! Mwahahaha!


I eat them. Then I take you and everyone else in this contest to a bouncyhouse made of steel.
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| August 30, 2012, 3:37 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

I eat them. Then I take you and everyone else in this contest to a bouncyhouse made of steel.



I snuck a Super-De-Metalizer in my pocket, demetalize the castle, then trap YOU inside a steel burrito with laser shields around it!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:41 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Some people actually need that to win anything?

Hey, some people have skill, and others have creativeness (smack-machine), but I can't say either of those things for you!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:41 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
This news just in: Commander Starblaster will win the MocOlympics. Everyone else doomed to fail. mua ha ha ha ha

You may want to work on that laugh, because that's all you will have to comfort yourself at the end of this!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:43 pm
Quoting George Marshall
You may want to work on that laugh, because that's all you will have to comfort yourself at the end of this!


how's this?

hm hm hm mua ha ha ha ha hi hi hi ha ha ha he he eh ho ho ho hihi hi hi *snort snort* hoo hoo hee hee ha ha ha
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| August 30, 2012, 3:44 pm
Quoting George Marshall
You may want to work on that laugh, because that's all you will have to comfort yourself at the end of this!



LOL
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| August 30, 2012, 3:44 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

I eat them. Then I take you and everyone else in this contest to a bouncyhouse made of steel.

That, my friends is why bouncy and steel never go together
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| August 30, 2012, 3:44 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

how's this?

hm hm hm mua ha ha ha ha hi hi hi ha ha ha he he eh ho ho ho hihi hi hi *snort snort* hoo hoo hee hee ha ha ha

Well, that just sounds like a deranged monkey....
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| August 30, 2012, 3:46 pm
Quoting the bourbonbrick
You guys call that smack talk? I'l leave you more messed up than Phipson, I will smack talk your smack talk, you wont even be able to run home to your mommas crying and you'll all die from being over smack talked!

Ah, my competitor from the 2011 MIT's. We meet again. Only this time, we should hopefully make it into the main MO's. Good luck BB, I shall crush you like a tiny beetle (just as I did last year)!
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| August 30, 2012, 3:46 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Well, that just sounds like a deranged monkey....


actually that WAS my deranged monkey making fun of you. Here's my laugh.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Here's my EVIL laugh

mua ha ha ha ha ha ha
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| August 30, 2012, 3:48 pm
Quoting Giovanni & Lennaert Seynhaeve
so, anyway, about that salami...

Yeah, it was almost as revolting as your creations. (Because even the random comments merit smacks...)



But all smacks aside, I actually very much admire your builds. Sheesh, I'm too kind hearted for these threads...
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| August 30, 2012, 3:49 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

actually that WAS my deranged monkey making fun of you. Here's my laugh.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Here's my EVIL laugh

mua ha ha ha ha ha ha

That's funny, I sounded exactly the same when I looked over some of your builds!
(I'm joking, so don't go all psycho like any other kiddie would do)
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| August 30, 2012, 4:00 pm
Quoting George Marshall
That's funny, I sounded exactly the same when I looked over some of your builds!
(I'm joking, so don't go all psycho like any other kiddie would do)


ha ha. Your funny. I know your joking. Do you like my builds though?
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| August 30, 2012, 4:01 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

ha ha. Your funny. I know your joking. Do you like my builds though?

Are you joking? I know your joking. Could you possibly not be joking? You have to be joking. This is a smack thread, not anything more! So keep it that way!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:04 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Are you joking? I know your joking. Could you possibly not be joking? You have to be joking. This is a smack thread, not anything more! So keep it that way!


fine, just go check out my creations.

Since this is a smack thread then I smack you
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| August 30, 2012, 4:05 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

ha ha. Your funny. I know your joking. Do you like my builds though?

KELSO GOT NUTTIN' ON YOU BUD!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:05 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
KELSO GOT NUTTIN' ON YOU BUD!


Really?
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| August 30, 2012, 4:06 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

Really?

Are you an American?
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| August 30, 2012, 4:11 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
Are you an American?


Canadian
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| August 30, 2012, 4:14 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

actually that WAS my deranged monkey making fun of you. Here's my laugh.

ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Here's my EVIL laugh

mua ha ha ha ha ha ha


Alright, I don't even know what you have been trying to say with your so-called "smack", but it is useless. I'll just save you the grief of losing in Round One of the MIT's by saying this:

If you want to even make it into Round 2 of the MO's, your build quality must vastly improve. I mean, none of the links on your homepage work, over 50 of your uploads are Star Wars related "builds", and you are trying to smack some of the top smacker's on MOCpages. Luck just isn't on your side as of now. When I see you, I think "CLONE KIDDIE"

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/205940

The self-proclaimed "Arm-pit Droid"

Now, I know it's from 2010, but really? Your build quality has NOT improved. Stick to building normal LEGO sets and figure out how to build something real for a change.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/216224

Then there is this build (also from 2010). You call it a "control room" yet all I see is a huge platform with 2 random minfigures armed with lightsabers standing there. I mean really, an airline pilot as a Jedi? I highly doubt the badge and suit came standard for Jedi robes. The background of the photos aren't very good, in half of the pics I can see your house.

As I said, I know it's from 2010, but nothing has been improved.

And the smack talk, you are only smacking other YFOL's. Why not take on Deus, Areetsa, LukeClarenceVan the Revanchist? Deus is the self-proclaimed "King of Smack", so don't bother on him. He will bury you in a pool of insults that you will drown in. Areetsa? I don't even think he cares about the MO's right now. But Luke, he is a force to be reckoned with. He won the award for "Best Smacker" last year. It's gonna take some bold moves for you to actually make a dent into the smack of others.

So to make a long story short, leave now while you still have your dignity.

(This is ENTIRELY made for fun. None of this is meant to be offensive in any way that is meant. Afterall, this is a smack thread.)
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| August 30, 2012, 4:16 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

Canadian

Ah, then you don't understand American sarcasm. We have it down to an art form.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:16 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

fine, just go check out my creations.

Since this is a smack thread then I smack you

Please, you couldn't smack me if I was right in front of you!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:16 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

I'm a kid and I'm a clone of Sean Kenney. Does that count as a clone kiddie?

Lawl
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| August 30, 2012, 4:18 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
And the smack talk, you are only smacking other YFOL's.

Offensive!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:18 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Please, you couldn't smack me if I was right in front of you!

You couldn't smack me if your life depended on it!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:18 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Offensive!

Oh really? If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. It's time for the big boys to smack now.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:19 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
You couldn't smack me if your life depended on it!

I don't need to smack you, as you have already done that to yourself!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham

Alright, I don't even know what you have been trying to say with your so-called "smack", but it is useless. I'll just save you the grief of losing in Round One of the MIT's by saying this:

If you want to even make it into Round 2 of the MO's, your build quality must vastly improve. I mean, none of the links on your homepage work, over 50 of your uploads are Star Wars related "builds", and you are trying to smack some of the top smacker's on MOCpages. Luck just isn't on your side as of now. When I see you, I think "CLONE KIDDIE"

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/205940

The self-proclaimed "Arm-pit Droid"

Now, I know it's from 2010, but really? Your build quality has NOT improved. Stick to building normal LEGO sets and figure out how to build something real for a change.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/216224

Then there is this build (also from 2010). You call it a "control room" yet all I see is a huge platform with 2 random minfigures armed with lightsabers standing there. I mean really, an airline pilot as a Jedi? I highly doubt the badge and suit came standard for Jedi robes. The background of the photos aren't very good, in half of the pics I can see your house.

As I said, I know it's from 2010, but nothing has been improved.

And the smack talk, you are only smacking other YFOL's. Why not take on Deus, Areetsa, LukeClarenceVan the Revanchist? Deus is the self-proclaimed "King of Smack", so don't bother on him. He will bury you in a pool of insults that you will drown in. Areetsa? I don't even think he cares about the MO's right now. But Luke, he is a force to be reckoned with. He won the award for "Best Smacker" last year. It's gonna take some bold moves for you to actually make a dent into the smack of others.

So to make a long story short, leave now while you still have your dignity.

(This is ENTIRELY made for fun. None of this is meant to be offensive in any way that is meant. Afterall, this is a smack thread.)



I know my building hasn't improved much and I'm ashamed of it, however I'm not leaving this contest. *smack*
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| August 30, 2012, 4:21 pm
Quoting George Marshall
I don't need to smack you, as you have already done that to yourself!

You're so delusional that you thought I smacked myself, when actually it was you smacking YOURself!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:21 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster


I know my building hasn't improved much and I'm ashamed of it, however I'm not leaving this contest. *smack*

At least not until after Round 1 is over...
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| August 30, 2012, 4:22 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
At least not until after Round 1 is over...


you just wait. ; )
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| August 30, 2012, 4:23 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Oh really? If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. It's time for the big boys to smack now.

If it's time for the "Big Boys" to smack now, then you better start running, because you aren't even close to being in their leagues!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:24 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster


I know my building hasn't improved much and I'm ashamed of it, however I'm not leaving this contest. *smack*

Well, suit yourself. My comment there was probably the only comment that will sum up your defeat.

You sir have humility. While that is a nice character trait, it won't get you anywhere here.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
You're so delusional that you thought I smacked myself, when actually it was you smacking YOURself!

Your smacking is bad enough already, you can't even come up with one yourself!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

you just wait. ; )

I have bought a front row seat and plenty of popcorn!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
Sorry it looks so hopeless for you...

Aye, hopelessly easy. Seems that no one's to pose a challenge this year.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:25 pm
Quoting Giovanni & Lennaert Seynhaeve
so, anyway, about that salami...

The salami isn't smacked enough. Time to go back to smacking it hard.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:27 pm
Lets just get Shifu Leo J in here so we can smack him. Who agrees?
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| August 30, 2012, 4:27 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Only this time, we should hopefully make it into the main MO's.!

Well, maybe if they let 128 people go to round two. Even then I wouldn't count on it though.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:29 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
I have bought a front row seat and plenty of popcorn!

Good, because that is where you will be staying for the rest of the competition, watching me own the other competitors!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:29 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Aye, hopelessly easy. Seems that no one's to pose a challenge this year.

I was just thinking the same thing!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:31 pm
Quoting Little Bricker of Brickington
I am a military builder who will beat everyone in the MocOlympics. Even Blake Baer!

PS: Check out some of my creations. They are better than anyone else's. XD

Wow, you are so humble. If you do indeed beat Blake 1-on-1, the only reason you would make it is because he forfeited so he wouldn't kill you of embarassment. You don't have any good smack talk, it's all just a faulty promise and then a thing saying to focus on something else. You sir sound just like a politician, you obviously lie like one as well.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:33 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
The salami isn't smacked enough. Time to go back to smacking it hard.

Yes, I encourage everyone to smack their salami during this competition whilst I build my entries. That would be less of a waste of time than trying to challenge me.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:35 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Well it's nice to know you think I'm capable of making it to round 2: 43/64 (128) is quite a comfortable standing. (Possibly to be continued in the smack thread.)

Ah yes, I forgot the low standards that some people aspire to. Then again, I suppose that you can't do much worse than last year...
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| August 30, 2012, 4:39 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Yes, I encourage everyone to smack their salami during this competition whilst I build my entries. That would be less of a waste of time than trying to challenge me.

I wouldn't get that cocky just yet, especially since I am now here!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Yes, I encourage everyone to smack their salami during this competition whilst I build my entries. That would be less of a waste of time than trying to challenge me.

Nah, I'd be happy to "meat" the challenge you pose. I'm not to worried, after all: pride comes before a fall.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:42 pm
Quoting George Marshall
I wouldn't get that cocky just yet, especially since I am now here!

Good word choice there. :P In any event, I'm glad that you're here. If I face you it'll be all the fun of having a free pass to the next round but without the guilt of making an opponent forfeit.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:44 pm
I wanna smack Phipson. whaaaaa *sniff sniff* (but don't we all)
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| August 30, 2012, 4:45 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Good word choice there. :P In any event, I'm glad that you're here. If I face you it'll be all the fun of having a free pass to the next round but without the guilt of making an opponent forfeit.

Are you sure you want to face me just yet? I would think a person like you would want to try and make it to the finals, but I guess not...
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| August 30, 2012, 4:46 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
I wanna smack Phipson. whaaaaa *sniff sniff* (but don't we all)

He doesn't need a smack talk thread to get smacked. It happens anyway.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:48 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Nah, I'd be happy to "meat" the challenge you pose. I'm not to worried, after all: pride comes before a fall.

I would tenderize you with smack before grinding you to a pulp with my entry. To mistake false bravado for pride will only give you a misleading sense of security...
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| August 30, 2012, 4:48 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
I wanna smack Phipson. whaaaaa *sniff sniff* (but don't we all)

Save the crying until after round 1, you don't want to get your 20 lego pieces wet!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:49 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Save the crying until after round 1, you don't want to get your 20 lego pieces wet!


I have over 5000 lego pieces. Now get phipson in here so I can smack both of you.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Are you sure you want to face me just yet? I would think a person like you would want to try and make it to the finals, but I guess not...

Confidence, I like that. Pity the judges will strip you of it in round one.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:52 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

I have over 5000 lego pieces. Now get phipson in here so I can smack both of you.

5000 LEGO pieces... Wow. Shame you don't know how to use any of them!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:52 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
I shall reprogram the Smack-O-Matic to hit you under the belt. Oh wait! You don't have anything there! HAHA!!

You have such bad eyesight that you actually aimed it at Phipson! Now Phipson has been insulted, you have been insulted and my machine works perfectly!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:52 pm
Quoting George Marshall
5000 LEGO pieces... Wow. Shame you don't know how to use any of them!


ha ha. I congragulate you on your witty insults, true or not. But now I think it's time for me to pull out my lego 25 calibre colt pistol
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| August 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
You have such bad eyesight that you actually aimed it at Phipson! Now Phipson has been insulted, you have been insulted and my machine works perfectly!

Don't worry, your below-the-belt smack talker can't effect one such as Phipson.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:55 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

ha ha. I congragulate you on your witty insults, true or not. But now I think it's time for me to pull out my lego 25 calibre colt pistol

What are you going to do? Shoot me through the computer? Good luck with that!
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| August 30, 2012, 4:57 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I would tenderize you with smack before grinding you to a pulp with my entry. To mistake false bravado for pride will only give you a misleading sense of security...

I have yet to see the Ian grinder category. Looks like I'll get by simply because you're to preoccupied building in the wrong category. Jolly decent of you really.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:57 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

ha ha. I congragulate you on your witty insults, true or not. But now I think it's time for me to pull out my lego 25 calibre colt pistol

Perhaps if you could actually build a recognizable model of such a weapon you'd have a chance at getting past round one. Unfortunately, a 1x6 brick stuck on a 2x1 brick does not qualify as a recognizable model.
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| August 30, 2012, 4:58 pm
Quoting George Marshall
What are you going to do? Shoot me through the computer? Good luck with that!


It doesn't shoot (Yikes. Shouldn't have said that. Now you'll make another insult)
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| August 30, 2012, 4:59 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Perhaps if you could actually build a recognizable model of such a weapon you'd have a chance at getting past round one. Unfortunately, a 1x6 brick stuck on a 2x1 brick does not qualify as a recognizable model.


It's lifesize
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| August 30, 2012, 4:59 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
I have yet to see the Ian grinder category. Looks like I'll get by simply because you're to preoccupied building in the wrong category. Jolly decent of you really.

Ah, so Paul's been showing you the categories already? Disqualifications for the both of you. Looks like I'll win by default, despite my off-category entry.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:01 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

It doesn't shoot (Yikes. Shouldn't have said that. Now you'll make another insult)

You should't make insults you can't follow through with, it just makes you look like an idiot...
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| August 30, 2012, 5:01 pm
Quoting Logan Edgar
By the looks of it you'll need it too

OWNED

Wow... is that the best smack you can do? A clone kiddy could whip you with smack!
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| August 30, 2012, 5:01 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Says the person with a clown cook for a buddy icon.

At least my hair colour doesn't signify my LEGO building skill.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:02 pm
Ha ha. These insults are sooo funny
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| August 30, 2012, 5:04 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Ah, so Paul's been showing you the categories already? Disqualifications for the both of you. Looks like I'll win by default, despite my off-category entry.

The only way you could win is by default, and you would be disqualified for an off-category entry anyway, I guess that just leaves me, winning by skill, not by default!
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| August 30, 2012, 5:04 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Ah, so Paul's been showing you the categories already? Disqualifications for the both of you. Looks like I'll win by default, despite my off-category entry.

Assumptions never get anyone very far my dear fellow. Nice try though, Red Herrings sure are an awful tempting last smack resort.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:05 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

It's lifesize

Ah, in that case it must be a Rainbow Warrior.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:05 pm
Quoting Alex Jean
Oh and Freeling++ remember this?
"Sigh... Might as well...
http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/29512
(Don't ask me what made me do this.) I'll probably lose. Anywho, it's worth a shot!"
HAHAHAHA

Well, I might not win to the professionals, but I can beat your bvtt in a MOC-Off any day. (Remember this is a smack thread.) :P
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| August 30, 2012, 5:05 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Ah, in that case it must be a Rainbow Warrior.

oooooh, raaaaiiiinnnnbowwwwwsssss
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| August 30, 2012, 5:06 pm
LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD PEOPLE WHO ARE PART OF EXTREME TFOLs.....

you must help me to get me un banned from the eXtreme TFOLs neat chat..... Can you help please?
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| August 30, 2012, 5:08 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Says the clone addicted kiddy.


Your wrong. I must be a kiddie addicted clone because I am addicted to you.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:09 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Aye, hopelessly easy. Seems that no one's to pose a challenge this year.

Yes, especially you.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:09 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Yes, especially you.

Look who's talking!
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| August 30, 2012, 5:11 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Well, I might not win to the professionals, but I can beat your bvtt in a MOC-Off any day. (Remember this is a smack thread.) :P

Bvtt = best vignette to-date. This guy either needs to learn how to spell or...how to insult.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:12 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Well, I might not win to the professionals, but I can beat your bvtt in a MOC-Off any day. (Remember this is a smack thread.) :P


Challenge accepted
.http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hvrzzp0x1qf3mui.png
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| August 30, 2012, 5:12 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
Ha ha. These insults are sooo funny

Very unlike yours!
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| August 30, 2012, 5:14 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Bvtt = best vignette to-date. This guy either needs to learn how to spell or...how to insult.

LOL is that what he meant?
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| August 30, 2012, 5:14 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Look who's talking!

Is that supposed to be smack? Cheese could do better.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:16 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Is that supposed to be smack? Cheese could do better.

Cheese? Really? Is THIS supposed to be a smack? C'mon, If you are gonna accuse someone of a bad smack, at least have a good smack to back up your statement.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:21 pm
Quoting Alex Jean

Challenge accepted
.http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hvrzzp0x1qf3mui.png

Okay, if you're really serious (which I don't think you're brave enough) but if you are, The category is (calm before the storm) no size restrictions
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| August 30, 2012, 5:25 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Bvtt = best vignette to-date. This guy either needs to learn how to spell or...how to insult.

I meant Butt.. But wasn't sure if it would post or not. (It might do Comment pending) ...
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| August 30, 2012, 5:28 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
I meant Butt.. But wasn't sure if it would post or not. (It might do Comment pending) ...

HA! wow, it worked.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:30 pm
Quoting Shayden (O_O)
LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD PEOPLE WHO ARE PART OF EXTREME TFOLs.....

you must help me to get me un banned from the eXtreme TFOLs neat chat..... Can you help please?

Wrong convo bub, none of us here care about that. Take it to general convo and we might listen.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:35 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Wrong convo bub, none of us here care about that. Take it to general convo and we might listen.

LOL
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| August 30, 2012, 5:37 pm
Quoting Everyone
Random/Various smack talk.

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/political-pictures-1-smack-talk.jpg

I rest my case. The only people even worth smacking are LukeClarence, Freeling, and Ian. I am doing well, if I'd say so myself.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:38 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
I meant Butt.. But wasn't sure if it would post or not. (It might do Comment pending) ...

I know you did, but on-the-spot acrostics are too good to pass up. And, of course, this is the smack talk thread if you didn't notice. ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 5:50 pm
Quoting Alex Jean
Brave enough? Are you kidding me? Oh I know why you're cocky, its because you got MOTD once, but just so you know those are chosen at random. Anyway who is going to judge?

No. I'm not saying I'm any better than you. It's just that this is a "smack" thread. ... And who's going to judge?? I came up with the category, so YOU make the group. (How about George marshall judges?)
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| August 30, 2012, 5:52 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/political-pictures-1-smack-talk.jpg

I rest my case. The only people even worth smacking are LukeClarence, Freeling, and Ian. I am doing well, if I'd say so myself.

I doubt you will be thinking that when you get OWNED by someone, COUGH COUGH George Marshall COUGH, who is not on that list.
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| August 30, 2012, 5:55 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
No. I'm not saying that I'm any better than you. It's just that this is a "smack" thread. ... And who's going to judge?? I came up with the category, so YOU make the group. (How about George marshall judges?)

Okay but I'm not sure what you mean by "calm before the storm" is it a specific kind of a category of MOC or do we think of what it means ourselves?
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| August 30, 2012, 6:00 pm
Quoting George Marshall
I doubt you will be thinking that when you get OWNED by someone, COUGH COUGH George Marshall COUGH, who is not on that list.

He has enough brain to think??
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| August 30, 2012, 6:02 pm
Quoting Alex Jean
Okay but I'm not sure what you mean by "calm before the storm" is it a specific kind of a category of MOC or do we think of what it means ourselves?

Just think of what it means yourself.
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| August 30, 2012, 6:02 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Cheese? Really? Is THIS supposed to be a smack? C'mon, If you are gonna accuse someone of a bad smack, at least have a good smack to back up your statement.

Oh yes! I should have seen that and looked at some of your much better smacks!(sarcasm clearly intended)

Quoting George Marshall
I doubt you will be thinking that when you get OWNED by someone, COUGH COUGH George Marshall COUGH, who is not on that list.

You are not worthy of the list.
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| August 30, 2012, 6:08 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Just think of what it means yourself.

Well geez, he doesn't KNOW and that's why he asked you. So heartless... >:D
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| August 30, 2012, 6:09 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Nah, you got that from yourself. You wanna face me in the MO Round 1? Ha, you'll start crying right after I win, young little boy.



HA! You're joking, right?
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| August 30, 2012, 6:10 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster


HA! You're joking, right?

No, here we are totally serious. You're only kidding yourself. Die in peace kiddo.
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| August 30, 2012, 6:12 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Aye, hopelessly easy. Seems that no one's to pose a challenge this year.

I know you're used to only competing with Rainbow Warriors but, we thought we would let you come play with the big boys this year. Hope that's not too much for you?
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| August 30, 2012, 6:15 pm
Anyone notice how hot it is in here?? I think I'll go to the compliment topic and cool off. :P
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| August 30, 2012, 6:16 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Just think of what it means yourself.

Okay. I've posted the group and invited you and george marshall you may start building whenever you want but it must be posted in seven days from today or the one who has not posted theirs in time loses automatically.

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| August 30, 2012, 6:16 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
I know you're used to only competing with Rainbow Warriors but, we thought we would let you come play with the big boys this year. Hope that's not too much for you?

You keep forgetting! You're not a big boy yet!
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| August 30, 2012, 6:21 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
I know you're used to only competing with Rainbow Warriors but, we thought we would let you come play with the big boys this year. Hope that's not too much for you?

You know who you are talking to, right? I wouldn't be telling HIM about competing with the "Big Boys", or "competing with Rainbow Warriors", cause he will own you until the only thing you have left is a few studs!
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| August 30, 2012, 6:36 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
The only people even worth smacking are LukeClarence, Freeling, and Ian. I am doing well, if I'd say so myself.


You speak too highly of yourself, Clone Kiddie.
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| August 30, 2012, 6:44 pm
I hope some GOOD smackers start smacking because everyone here is easy pickings.
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| August 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Partys getting better now that I'm here!
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| August 30, 2012, 6:52 pm
Quoting Arnas Scheel
Partys getting better now that I'm here!

By better smackers, you don't count.
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| August 30, 2012, 6:53 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
I hope some GOOD smackers start smacking because everyone here is easy pickings.

Actually, we just got bored of those thing you call "Smacks"...
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| August 30, 2012, 7:02 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
You should say that only once you have stopped being one yourself.


Better check your facts kid, I ain't no Clone Kiddie (nor was I at any point). Looking at the kind of smacks you're giving, your just smacking at thin air hoping to hit something.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:09 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Let's have some Yo mama jokes!

Yo mama's so fat, when Obi-Wan saw the Death Star from the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, he said, "That's no moon... it's yo mama!"
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| August 30, 2012, 7:29 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
By better smackers, you don't count.

On the standards of clone kiddie smackers, YOU don't count.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:29 pm
I don't know 'bout one of us outsiders (me,such)having a chance at the win.I am not trying to put me or my "homefries" down ,but there are a lot of good mocers in this competition (not saying any names so you can feast on it).I think I have covered everything on everyone's mind so that is all from me.May the best mocer win!
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| August 30, 2012, 7:30 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
On the standards of clone kiddie smackers, YOU don't count.

Oh thank you! I don't want to be grouped with clone kiddies.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
Quoting Arnas Scheel
Partys getting better now that I'm here!

It only looks better 'cause now we're comparing it to you!
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| August 30, 2012, 7:35 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
By better smackers, you don't count.

You're the one to talk!
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| August 30, 2012, 7:36 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
You keep forgetting! You're not a big boy yet!

That's not a very good smack, I'm afraid.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:37 pm
Quoting Bob the inconceivably invincible
It only looks better 'cause now we're comparing it to you!
And comparing him to you!

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| August 30, 2012, 7:37 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Oh thank you! I don't want to be grouped with clone kiddies.
Naw, you're just a kiddie...

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| August 30, 2012, 7:37 pm
Quoting Lando L. Jackson
Yo mama's so fat, when Obi-Wan saw the Death Star from the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon, he said, "That's no moon... it's yo mama!"

Yo mama is so stup1d that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:38 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
I hope some GOOD smackers start smacking because everyone here is easy pickings.
You being the trash can?

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| August 30, 2012, 7:38 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Better check your facts kid, I ain't no Clone Kiddie (nor was I at any point). Looking at the kind of smacks you're giving, your just smacking at thin air hoping to hit something.

I know you're not a clone kiddie, your bionicle MOCs and your comic are great! I guess I went a bit overboard with smacks.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:39 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
I am doing well, if I'd say so myself.

Indeed, however I look forward to seeing how well you fare in the real contest.
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| August 30, 2012, 7:40 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
*smack slap punch whack wham pow*
*Stares in awe as you beat yourself up*

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| August 30, 2012, 7:40 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
By better smackers, you don't count.
By better builders you aren't here

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| August 30, 2012, 7:43 pm
Quoting Bob the inconceivably invincible
It only looks better 'cause now we're comparing it to you!
Glad we're not comparing it to you though, we were scared you'd feel bad.

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| August 30, 2012, 7:44 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Oh thank you! I don't want to be grouped with clone kiddies.
Naw, you're just a kiddie...

Then what does that make you? An old man? (Please note that none of my smacks are factual. Especially the one about legofreak2444. I just figure that this is the smack thread and no insult said is real.)
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| August 30, 2012, 7:44 pm
Quoting George Marshall
You know who you are talking to, right? I wouldn't be telling HIM about competing with the "Big Boys", or "competing with Rainbow Warriors", cause he will own you until the only thing you have left is a few studs!

As I recall, I crushed him in Xeno's DW contest last year ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 7:47 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
You keep forgetting! You're not a big boy yet!

I'm big enough :P
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| August 30, 2012, 7:48 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
As I recall, I crushed him in Xeno's DW contest last year ;)

Last year happens to be a long time ago...
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| August 30, 2012, 7:49 pm
Quoting George Marshall
Last year happens to be a long time ago...

Not as long as two years ago :P
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| August 30, 2012, 7:51 pm
I wrote down the first and last tongue face. :P
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| August 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
HOW DO YOU SMACK TALK IF YOUR TALKING ISN'T PHYSICAL AND SMACKING IS? YOU CAN'T SMACK TALK CAUSE IT'S INVISIBLE!!!

-I'M SO ~COOL
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| August 30, 2012, 7:53 pm
I think I'll stop smacking for a while. I don't want to ruin my reputation (if there's any left to ruin).
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| August 30, 2012, 7:54 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
I think I'll stop smacking for a while. I don't want to ruin my reputation (if there's any left to ruin).
what reputation? :3

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| August 30, 2012, 7:56 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Wrong convo bub, none of us here care about that. Take it to general convo and we might listen.
how dare you say that! It was meh friend who found the link.....

SO UNBANN ME KYLE OR REGRET IT

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| August 30, 2012, 7:58 pm
Quoting Arnas Scheel
Quoting Rogue Spartan
I think I'll stop smacking for a while. I don't want to ruin my reputation (if there's any left to ruin).
what reputation? :3

Oh, great. It's gone.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:05 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
I think I'll stop smacking for a while. I don't want to ruin my reputation (if there's any left to ruin).

Yup it cant get any worse.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:11 pm
I refuse to take part in this smack thread because it is a meaningless exchange of insults that serves no real purpose to the contest.

....Besides, I'm way too above all of you to participate.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:16 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
As I recall, I crushed him in Xeno's DW contest last year ;)

Oh, now you're in for it. Hopefully I get the highest ranking MOC in round one, then I'll get to face you for round two.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:26 pm
I am going to beat you all.

That is it, as I will no longer be viewing this topic.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:27 pm
Quoting Ethan Dunne
I refuse to take part in this smack thread because it is a meaningless exchange of insults that serves no real purpose to the contest.

....Besides, I'm way too above all of you to participate.

Well, it isn't called "smack talk" for no reason. And don't forget, it's all in the spirit of jest, nobody really means it (except for Luke...maybe). Kidding.
Say, I really appreciate your humility, if only all of us had as much. ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 8:31 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
I'm big enough :P

Too bad your MOCs aren't...
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| August 30, 2012, 8:32 pm
This is depressing, good smack isn't calling other idiotic dweebs, 'C1one Kiddies!' and such insults, you moronic and loutish imp-lings! Good smack is cutting remarks about one's brains/Moc/last meal! I should smack the lot of you to the moon, but I need Intelligence opposition to start smacking...
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| August 30, 2012, 8:35 pm
Quoting Ethan Dunne
I refuse to take part in this smack thread because it is a meaningless exchange of insults that serves no real purpose to the contest.

....Besides, I'm way too above all of you to participate.


Yeah but its fun.

Aaaah, aint life grand?
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| August 30, 2012, 8:41 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Oh, now you're in for it. Hopefully I get the highest ranking MOC in round one, then I'll get to face you for round two.

Doh! Thought I had first dibs.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:43 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
nobody really means it (except for Luke...maybe). Kidding.

Usually I'm just joshing, except when smacking you. I just can't bring myself to kid around when it comes to your purely skill-less MOCing.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:43 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Doh! Thought I had first dibs.

What, you hoped to lose to me first? I guess it would be an honour...
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| August 30, 2012, 8:44 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Quoting Ian Spacek
nobody really means it (except for Luke...maybe). Kidding.

Usually I'm just joshing, except when smacking you. I just can't bring myself to kid around when it comes to your purely skill-less MOCing.

Now I'm really hoping I've got first dibs.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:47 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Now I'm really hoping I've got first dibs.

Hmm... You don't seem to fear my God-like building powers enough yet.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:50 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... You don't seem to fear my God-like building powers enough yet.

Aye, because 1 build speaks 1000 words.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:51 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Well, it isn't called "smack talk" for no reason. And don't forget, it's all in the spirit of jest, nobody really means it (except for Luke...maybe). Kidding.
Say, I really appreciate your humility, if only all of us had as much. ;)

Thanks for the comment, although I was mostly joking (sarcasm is hard to convey on the internet). I have nothing against "smack talk," I do it all the time with my friends. But nonetheless, I appreciate your appreciation. :P
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| August 30, 2012, 8:52 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Aye, because 1 build speaks 1000 words.

I know, right? More the mystery.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:53 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I know, right? More the mystery.

Sorry to break it to ya, but the words: "build" & "words" don't only apply to Luke. So when I'm moving into round 3, I'll let the Lego do the talking. ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 8:56 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Sorry to break it to ya, but the words: "build" & "words" don't only apply to Luke. So when I'm moving into round 3, I'll let the Lego do the talking. ;)

Inconceivable. Round three of the MIT you mean.
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| August 30, 2012, 8:59 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Inconceivable. Round three of the MIT you mean.

"Why do you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means."

But in all honesty, I could see us getting paired. Potentially a bad thing with so much (L)ego at stake. =D
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| August 30, 2012, 9:02 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
"Why do you keep using that word? I do not think it means what you think it means."

Facepalm. :P Does everyone know that quote?
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| August 30, 2012, 9:03 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Facepalm. :P Does everyone know that quote?

Well...it's only from one of the greatest films of all time.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:06 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Well...it's only from one of the greatest films of all time.

True enough. It doesn't rivals my MOCs, but you can hardly compare the two.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:08 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

You speak too highly of yourself, Clone Kiddie.

<.< I make Clones and sell them. Not like you though, you don't have the guts to sell your bricks! ;D
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| August 30, 2012, 9:11 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Indeed, however I look forward to seeing how well you fare in the real contest.

I shall fare better than last year, providing I have the time. My sophomore year of high school is proving more time consuming than I had previously expected. If I have the time to build, I'll have the time to woop your arse. ;)
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| August 30, 2012, 9:16 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
True enough. It doesn't rivals my MOCs, but you can hardly compare the two.

"I'm no match for you physically, and you're no match for my brains!" Sorry, couldn't resist that one...

...while it's up in the air, right? Let the battle of wits continue.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:16 pm
Quoting Shayden (O_O)
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Wrong convo bub, none of us here care about that. Take it to general convo and we might listen.
how dare you say that! It was meh friend who found the link.....

SO UNBANN ME KYLE OR REGRET IT

Alright, I don't even know what you are talking about. You'd have to be clear on what you are saying for me to understand this.

(I found the problem, it's fixed now.)

Wait, so what is your problem? Is it sharpieing clones? Mutilating bricks? Trying to find a name in the chat room that you can stick with?

Zing.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:21 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Too bad your MOCs aren't...


How about *you* be a big boy, shut your mouth, (I mean the smack of course) and build something worth while. Sound like a plan, son?


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| August 30, 2012, 9:27 pm
Quoting Something Cool
HOW DO YOU SMACK TALK IF YOUR TALKING ISN'T PHYSICAL AND SMACKING IS? YOU CAN'T SMACK TALK CAUSE IT'S INVISIBLE!!!

-I'M SO ~COOL

Yeah, you are so cool that you aren't getting smack talked. I love it when that happens.

Maybe when you learn to build in System well then we will smack talk you until you bleed.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:34 pm
Quoting Justin M

How about *you* be a big boy, shut your mouth, (I mean the smack of course) and build something worth while. Sound like a plan, son?


Not a very good plan, his MOCs are only slightly worse than his smack.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:47 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Yeah, you are so cool that you aren't getting smack talked. I love it when that happens.

Maybe when you learn to build in System well then we will smack talk you until you bleed.
There is a fine line between sarcasm, humor, and just plain rudeness. I think this is all three. And btw That was a joke comment incase you didn't notice.

-I'm ~Cool -er than everyone here.

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| August 30, 2012, 9:53 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Yeah, you are so cool that you aren't getting smack talked. I love it when that happens.

Maybe when you learn to build in System well then we will smack talk you until you bleed.
There is a fine line between sarcasm, humor, and just plain rudeness. I think this is all three. And btw That was a joke comment incase you didn't notice.

-I'm ~Cool -er than everyone here.

This is a smack talk thread. Not a "Let's all get along and be happy" thread.

To survive you must be strong, and to be strong you must smack hard.

Obviously you don't like me, hence the block on Flickr. If you don't like me, then fine. Smack threads are for amusement, not for bickering. Well, it's for fun bickering.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:55 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
This is a smack talk thread. Not a "Let's all get along and be happy" thread.

To survive you must be strong, and to be strong you must smack hard.
I know, I wasn't offended.

WOW, don't think ANYONE could have said it better, my friend.

-I'm ~Cool -er than everyone here

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| August 30, 2012, 9:56 pm
Quoting Alex Storm
NO duh, how can you not be? Your smack ain't even beginning to warm things up!
;)
... That's the point...

-I'm just plain ~Cool -er than you

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| August 30, 2012, 9:57 pm
Quoting Something Cool

-I'm ~Cool -er than everyone here

So cool that nobody smacked you until I did. I was running out of people to smack, then I saw you.
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| August 30, 2012, 9:58 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
So cool that nobody smacked you until I did. I was running out of people to smack, then I saw you.
No comment.

~Cool

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| August 30, 2012, 9:59 pm
Quoting Alex Storm
Haha! Are you sure? Hope you didn't stare at my comment on your screen for too long, with a future as bright as mine, you might hurt your eyes! Don't stare too long at this "son"
;)
I am at a loss for words. (No smack experience whatsoever)

~Cool

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| August 30, 2012, 10:01 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting Alex Storm
Haha! Are you sure? Hope you didn't stare at my comment on your screen for too long, with a future as bright as mine, you might hurt your eyes! Don't stare too long at this "son"
;)
I am at a loss for words. (No smack experience whatsoever)

~Cool



Oh, Dang!
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| August 30, 2012, 11:08 pm
I would start making comments here, but I don't want you all running off crying to yo mommas :P
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| August 31, 2012, 12:13 am
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Then what does that make you? An old man? (Please note that none of my smacks are factual. Especially the one about legofreak2444. I just figure that this is the smack thread and no insult said is real.)
Well, at least I'm wiser than a kiddie... and can SMACK you to death!

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| August 31, 2012, 1:13 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Hmm... You don't seem to fear my God-like building powers enough yet.
god-like to whom? yourself?

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| August 31, 2012, 1:14 am
Quoting The Timinater !
I would start making comments here, but I don't want you all running off crying to yo mommas :P
Running to our mommas after smacking you to death, that is?

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| August 31, 2012, 1:17 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Then what does that make you? An old man? (Please note that none of my smacks are factual. Especially the one about legofreak2444. I just figure that this is the smack thread and no insult said is real.)
Well, at least I'm wiser than a kiddie... and can SMACK you to death!

If you can supposedly smack him to death then why is he still smacking? Your smack ovbiously isn't as well thought out as mine if you can't make people stop smacking. If you make them stop smacking you have defeated them, I have done that to a person already! I smacked them so hard they stopped smacking others back! (I actually did, read the longest message in this thread!) Now I suggest that you grow a pair of.....

Alright, I crossed the line.

Man up, because I will shut you down.
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| August 31, 2012, 6:40 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
I shall fare better than last year, providing I have the time. My sophomore year of high school is proving more time consuming than I had previously expected. If I have the time to build, I'll have the time to woop your arse. ;)

Why don't you just hire the local YFOLs to build for you? You'd get farther.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:24 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
"I'm no match for you physically, and you're no match for my brains!" Sorry, couldn't resist that one...

...while it's up in the air, right? Let the battle of wits continue.

To the death then. I guess that means whoever looks at one of your MOCs loses, as the horror is deadly.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:27 am
Quoting Justin M

How about *you* be a big boy, shut your mouth, (I mean the smack of course) and build something worth while. Sound like a plan, son?


Would that I could, would that I could. However, in preparation for utterly decimating the competition should anyone challenging sign up I have been sorting and cannot take time to build. So, I shall instead continue to reap everyone's souls in this thread.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:30 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Too bad your MOCs aren't...

Quality is better than size brother. A lesson you have yet to learn.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:33 am
Quoting the Invisible Mime
Not a very good plan, his MOCs are only slightly worse than his smack.

Indeed, thank you. Thus, I'm slightly worse than the best builder on MOCpages. Whereas you... Well, you're slightly worse than the worst builder on MOCpages.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:33 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Oh, now you're in for it. Hopefully I get the highest ranking MOC in round one, then I'll get to face you for round two.

Hope is about as close as you'll get to the highest ranking MOC...
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| August 31, 2012, 8:35 am
Quoting David .
god-like to whom? yourself?

To God. Of course, your guess could be considered the right answer. (I'm not going to heaven, am I?)
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| August 31, 2012, 8:36 am
Quoting Chris Stone
Quality is better than size brother. A lesson you have yet to learn.

That's not what your mother... Nevermind.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:39 am
Quoting Chris Stone
Hope is about as close as you'll get to the highest ranking MOC...

I'm not one for self-aggrandizement and such, so I agree. However, I will get the second highest ranking MOC, beating you by at least 63 slots.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:43 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
To the death then. I guess that means whoever looks at one of your MOCs loses, as the horror is deadly.

NO! To the pain. The first thing you'll lose is your building skills, one brick at a time...

-facepalm-
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| August 31, 2012, 10:09 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Then what does that make you? An old man? (Please note that none of my smacks are factual. Especially the one about legofreak2444. I just figure that this is the smack thread and no insult said is real.)
Well, at least I'm wiser than a kiddie... and can SMACK you to death!

But you can barely do that with your cane.
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| August 31, 2012, 10:10 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
NO! To the pain. The first thing you'll lose is your building skills, one brick at a time...

-facepalm-

Actually, contests help increase my building skills, and that means you are going down.
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| August 31, 2012, 10:22 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Then what does that make you? An old man? (Please note that none of my smacks are factual. Especially the one about legofreak2444. I just figure that this is the smack thread and no insult said is real.)
Well, at least I'm wiser than a kiddie... and can SMACK you to death!



Let's team up and destroy everyone here, David!!
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| August 31, 2012, 10:23 am
Quoting Commander Starblaster


Let's team up and destroy everyone here, David!!

Doing that would be against the rules and anyway teaming up would not help either of you.
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| August 31, 2012, 10:25 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
NO! To the pain. The first thing you'll lose is your building skills, one brick at a time...

-facepalm-

Choose your fate wisely, you wouldn't last long losing skills a brick at a time. What do we do when you run out?
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| August 31, 2012, 10:31 am
Quoting Bob the inconceivably invincible
Choose your fate wisely, you wouldn't last long losing skills a brick at a time. What do we do when you run out?
*smack*


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| August 31, 2012, 10:39 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Would that I could, would that I could. However, in preparation for utterly decimating the competition should anyone challenging sign up I have been sorting and cannot take time to build. So, I shall instead continue to reap everyone's souls in this thread.


Okay, sound's good. Best of luck to you, Luke! :) See what I did there?
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| August 31, 2012, 11:05 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
If you can supposedly smack him to death then why is he still smacking? Your smack ovbiously isn't as well thought out as mine if you can't make people stop smacking. If you make them stop smacking you have defeated them, I have done that to a person already! I smacked them so hard they stopped smacking others back! (I actually did, read the longest message in this thread!) Now I suggest that you grow a pair of.....

Alright, I crossed the line.

Man up, because I will shut you down.

Man up? Have you not been listening? I'm older than you! I'm an old man! In fit shape, I might say... My cane? It gone. It rotted away, 'cause I used it so little!And, if you make them stop smacking, you are just makin yourself alone...lonely, and alone, until you die alone, and lonely! I know this isn't a feel good pony palace thread, but come on! It's good to have friends innit?
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| August 31, 2012, 11:13 am
Quoting Rogue Spartan
But you can barely do that with your cane.

You can't walk, either... Isn't your mother still training you to walk?
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| August 31, 2012, 11:15 am
Quoting Commander Starblaster


Let's team up and destroy everyone here, David!!

If we did that, I would be smacking, and you would be smacked... Which would lead to....me...Still smacking...
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| August 31, 2012, 11:17 am
Quoting David .
You can't walk, either... Isn't your mother still training you to walk?


NO! She's training him to crawl. Duh.
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| August 31, 2012, 11:24 am
Quoting Commander Starblaster

NO! She's training him to crawl. Duh.
Well, you're so physically disabled you need a power suit to get around...

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| August 31, 2012, 12:42 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Commander Starblaster

NO! She's training him to crawl. Duh.
Well, you're so physically disabled you need a power suit to get around...


well, at least power suits are epic
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| August 31, 2012, 12:50 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
<.< I make Clones and sell them. Not like you though, you don't have the guts to sell your bricks! ;D


Hey, I don't have a reason to sell my bricks. I'm not a cheap sap like you who NEEDS to sell em. :3
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| August 31, 2012, 12:53 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
NO! To the pain. The first thing you'll lose is your building skills, one brick at a time...

-facepalm-

Actually, I have just chucked about 200 bricks into the corner, never to be used again. However, it improved my skills, for the bricks were... Mega-Bloks! If you want, I can send them to you. I know how much you rely on them for your MOCs.
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| August 31, 2012, 1:14 pm
Let me get this straight. This thread is for discouraging and offending people, right? Wow, sounds a lot like Phipson's attitude
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| August 31, 2012, 1:19 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Hey, I don't have a reason to sell my bricks. I'm not a cheap sap like you who NEEDS to sell em. :3

Oh ho, poor boy smack! At least he can afford system bricks, whereas you pick up discount Bionicle sets.
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| August 31, 2012, 1:22 pm
Quoting Justin M

Okay, sound's good. Best of luck to you, Luke! :) See what I did there?

That does not compute... *Head explodes*
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| August 31, 2012, 1:25 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That does not compute... *Head explodes*

Oh gosh, this is a mess. Anyone got a dust mop? Well, I guess I don't have to worry about all his childish threats anymore. R.I.P Luke.

*waits for comeback about how said person is god-like and therefore not prone to the puny mortal weakness humans call death*

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| August 31, 2012, 2:16 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, I have just chucked about 200 bricks into the corner, never to be used again. However, it improved my skills, for the bricks were... Mega-Bloks! If you want, I can send them to you. I know how much you rely on them for your MOCs.

What are Mega-Bloks pray tell? I'm afraid I'm rather innocent of the dark things in life. So you build with some of these...these...Mego-Bloks (did I pronounce that right)? ;)
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| August 31, 2012, 2:23 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

well, at least power suits are epic
Until you find their weak spots...

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| August 31, 2012, 2:24 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Commander Starblaster

well, at least power suits are epic
Until you find their weak spots...
AND GRAB IT, AND SQUEEZE IT, AND RIP IT OFF =3

~KEWL

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| August 31, 2012, 2:31 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

well, at least power suits are epic

Epic (adj.)
of unusually great size or extent.
~Dictionary.com
Every Goliath has his David.

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| August 31, 2012, 2:31 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting David .
Quoting Commander Starblaster

well, at least power suits are epic
Until you find their weak spots...
AND GRAB IT, AND SQUEEZE IT, AND RIP IT OFF =3

~KEWL
too bad that happened to you before, or else i MIGHT have some competition

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| August 31, 2012, 3:04 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I'm not one for self-aggrandizement and such, so I agree. However, I will get the second highest ranking MOC, beating you by at least 63 slots.

That is, if I get past the first round :s
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| August 31, 2012, 3:28 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That's not what your mother... Nevermind.

That's just...no...just no...
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| August 31, 2012, 3:29 pm
Quoting David .
You can't walk, either... Isn't your mother still training you to walk?

"Yo Momma" jokes? Really? You should be ashamed of yourself for bringing such childish "smacks" in this sacred place!
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| August 31, 2012, 3:32 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That's not what your mother... Nevermind.

Thats exactly how she said it too!
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| August 31, 2012, 3:37 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Epic (adj.)
of unusually great size or extent.
~Dictionary.com
Every Goliath has his David.
Ha! Good one :)

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| August 31, 2012, 3:40 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
That is, if I get past the first round :s

Self Denomination? This just gets better and better!
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| August 31, 2012, 3:41 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
"Yo Momma" jokes? Really? You should be ashamed of yourself for bringing such childish "smacks" in this sacred place!
That's not even a "smack"... I bet Yo Momma thought it was!

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| August 31, 2012, 3:43 pm
I came to this thread in the hopes of indulging in the joys of crushing others' dreams and watch as they cry tears of pain as the others brutally torment them with impressive and creative insults of legendary proportions. To watch the palpable smacks being shared in all their glory. But this...this is sad. You all should be ashamed.
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| August 31, 2012, 4:29 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Why don't you just hire the local YFOLs to build for you? You'd get farther.

The only interaction I plan to have with the local YFOL's is robbing them of their precious bricks. You might as well go ahead and leave now, my build quality is far superior of probably 99% of the people who have written in this thread. Granted my collection of bricks isn't large, I AM the true definition of a "NPU Master". Yes, your builds are great, but they are huge. Mine are small, yet pack so much detail your head will explode. It will be greater than that of one thousand dying suns, greater than the day when Heath Flor becomes sober, greater than the day when you grow hair....

But I guess you see my point. I am the master of NPU, and you are not. Simple. Now good day to you, your title of Best Smacker shall be stolen from you this year.
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| August 31, 2012, 4:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That does not compute... *Head explodes*


Reverse the mind-set. ;)
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| August 31, 2012, 4:50 pm
:U
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| August 31, 2012, 4:54 pm
Quoting David .
Man up? Have you not been listening? I'm older than you! I'm an old man! In fit shape, I might say... My cane? It gone. It rotted away, 'cause I used it so little!And, if you make them stop smacking, you are just makin yourself alone...lonely, and alone, until you die alone, and lonely! I know this isn't a feel good pony palace thread, but come on! It's good to have friends innit?


Exaplin how a 12 year old is older than a 16 year old (I'm turning 16 in like a few weeks). You aren't even old enough to properly put bricks together. You might as well go sharpie some clones and throw a tantrum due to how much smack I'm about to give you.

Time to write a giant review about YOU like I did about Commander Starblaster.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/329163

This, THIS, is your top rated "moc"? All it is is a revamp of a set. And granted it isn't a very good revamp either. If you really had wanted to make something amazing, Build a minifigure scale Halms Deep. No, not just a section of the wall, but the ENTIRE wall. I don't see how that build got 25 Likes, it doesn't even deserve one. The ground is SO unrealistically flat, your cart is not the proper size, and the lack of reins (those things that steer the horse!) I find disturbing.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/330590

Your second most rated moc was built for a contest that produced some of the best builds MocPages has ever seen. This build does not rank ANYWHERE near there. I mean really, LURP's? Some of us builders stopped using those when we were babies. And for a superhero, Aquaman? Really? He is the most useless "superhero" ever. I mean, all the guy can do is control fish and breathe underwater. Those aren't really good powers. Man-Bat could easily have beaten him, you just added to the cliche that ALL superheroes are invincible. The rockwork is lacking, the addition of Phipson didn't help, and neither did the addition of the second level. The build is poor.

Now, what was it you were saying about friends is wrong. On the Internet, nobody is your friend.

Get out and quit the contest while you still have that tiny amount of skill. It will be gone by the end of this...oh wait, you never had any skill.

Friends are overrated anyway.

(Remember, this is smack talk. This is meant for amusement and entertainment).
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| August 31, 2012, 5:00 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Oh ho, poor boy smack! At least he can afford system bricks, whereas you pick up discount Bionicle sets.


Well hey, my Bionicle MOCs are better then all your system MOCs combined so I'd say it's working out pretty good.
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| August 31, 2012, 5:05 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Well hey, my Bionicle MOCs are better then all your system MOCs combined so I'd say it's working out pretty good.

No, not really. You just have a giant ego.
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| August 31, 2012, 5:15 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
No, not really. You just have a giant ego.


At least I can live up to mine.
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| August 31, 2012, 5:21 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
No, not really. You just have a giant ego.
Well, Well, Your so called "MOCs" are SO bad! That they make children cry! How about that! Hahahaha!

~Cool



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| August 31, 2012, 5:26 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

At least I can live up to mine.

If that is true, then why am I still alive?

I'm not going to waste my time on smacking a fellow Bio-Kiddie, no.....





wait.....




That's just you. You don't build System often like I do. I am a crossover builder, I don't primarily build Barnicles like you. c:
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| August 31, 2012, 5:28 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham

Stop wasting your time, your skills aren't as any better than they were when you were a baby. Practice, and maybe you'll grow with better LEGO skills than just sharping a clone.
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| August 31, 2012, 5:28 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
If that is true, then why am I still alive?

I'm not going to waste my time on smacking a fellow Bio-Kiddie, no.....





wait.....




That's just you. You don't build System often like I do. I ama crossovver builder, I don't primarily build Barnicles like you. c:


Is that it?

I can see you're near giving up because you're starting to attack my Bionicle building when I could easily attack your Bionicle building.
Tubbeh. >.>
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| August 31, 2012, 5:32 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting Kyle Peckham
No, not really. You just have a giant ego.
Well, Well, Your so called "MOCs" are SO bad! That they make children cry! How about that! Hahahaha!

Like you have room to talk. Your self-moc is just an Inika torso with limbs a foot long. There is nothing custom about them, and why are you trying to enter a contest in which you won't even qualify for?

I rest my case.

Oh, remember the thing on FLickr where you wanted us to vote on what you would build next? Proposterous. That was/is the stup1dest idea I have ever heard. Maybe when you learn how to put 2 bricks together that aren't Mega-Bloks you 'll have a shot.

Oh wait, my mistake. You never did.
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| August 31, 2012, 5:34 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
That's not what your mother... Nevermind.

Oh snap!
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| August 31, 2012, 5:34 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Like you have room to talk. Your self-moc is just an Inika torso with limbs a foot long. There is nothing custom about them, and why are you trying to enter a contest in which you won't even qualify for?

I rest my case.

Oh, remember the thing on FLickr where you wanted us to vote on what you would build next? Proposterous. That was/is the stup1dest idea I have ever heard. Maybe when you learn how to put 2 bricks together that aren't Mega-Bloks you 'll have a shot.

Oh wait, my mistake. You never did.
You took that joke seriously? Ouch, and btw there is no Inika Torso on Jamus. Or Inika Torso armor.XP

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 5:36 pm
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Tubbeh. >.>

Says the man with a generic toa of fire as a self-moc.

"He died and was brought back to life to save people again!"

Your arguement is invalid, atleast I don't spend the time to write your so-called "stories", more like cartoon strips if you ask me.
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| August 31, 2012, 5:36 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Stop wasting your time, your skills aren't as any better than they were when you were a baby. Practice, and maybe you'll grow with better LEGO skills than just sharping a clone.

*Decaling Clones

There is a certain art in doing that my friend. Obviously you can't do that if you have had the same build together for the last 4 months. It isn't very good, just desroy it and build another Bionicle. It's the only thing that you even have a shot at building that looks decent.

Decent as in un-bendable limbs, a cr@p torso, and a oversized head? I think yes. :3
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| August 31, 2012, 5:38 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris Stone
"Yo Momma" jokes? Really? You should be ashamed of yourself for bringing such childish "smacks" in this sacred place!
That's not even a "smack"... I bet Yo Momma thought it was!

My mother is dead...
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| August 31, 2012, 5:46 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
*Decaling Clones

There is a certain art in doing that my friend. Obviously you can't do that if you have had the same build together for the last 4 months. It isn't very good, just desroy it and build another Bionicle. It's the only thing that you even have a shot at building that looks decent.

Decent as in un-bendable limbs, a cr@p torso, and a oversized head? I think yes. :3
*destroy. You're supposed to be a expert MOCer (oh wait, you aren't!)
and you can't even spell!!!

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 5:51 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham

Exaplin how a 12 year old is older than a 16 year old (I'm turning 16 in like a few weeks). You aren't even old enough to properly put bricks together. You might as well go sharpie some clones and throw a tantrum due to how much smack I'm about to give you.

Time to write a giant review about YOU like I did about Commander Starblaster.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/329163

This, THIS, is your top rated "moc"? All it is is a revamp of a set. And granted it isn't a very good revamp either. If you really had wanted to make something amazing, Build a minifigure scale Halms Deep. No, not just a section of the wall, but the ENTIRE wall. I don't see how that build got 25 Likes, it doesn't even deserve one. The ground is SO unrealistically flat, your cart is not the proper size, and the lack of reins (those things that steer the horse!) I find disturbing.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/330590

Your second most rated moc was built for a contest that produced some of the best builds MocPages has ever seen. This build does not rank ANYWHERE near there. I mean really, LURP's? Some of us builders stopped using those when we were babies. And for a superhero, Aquaman? Really? He is the most useless "superhero" ever. I mean, all the guy can do is control fish and breathe underwater. Those aren't really good powers. Man-Bat could easily have beaten him, you just added to the cliche that ALL superheroes are invincible. The rockwork is lacking, the addition of Phipson didn't help, and neither did the addition of the second level. The build is poor.

Now, what was it you were saying about friends is wrong. On the Internet, nobody is your friend.

Get out and quit the contest while you still have that tiny amount of skill. It will be gone by the end of this...oh wait, you never had any skill.

Friends are overrated anyway.

(Remember, this is smack talk. This is meant for amusement and entertainment).
I'm not twelve. I'm an alien, in the form of a 12 year-old boy. I, (Unlike you) Have friends, fans, and acquaintances, who comment and like my creations. Half of them happen to like LOTR, and if you noticed, The cart design makes the actual set look like junk? (No offense Lego, I LOVE YOU)For the record it's LURP. Uno. One. learn to count! Or did you get held back in kindergarten till you were 15? Aqua-Man is NOT invincible, just tough. Notice the hole in the road? Yeah, he got smashed through that. Man-bat can't fly in water, and that is why Aqua-man is flinging him away with it. We're only 15-20 minutes through the battle, so there's a lot more battle-scars to come. I noticed you skipped the third. That cause you're awe-struck? Is it? That's what I thought. Now to you! "Really no Fourth Wall this time, not much to say about this little beauty. I love this little guy! He's not being taken apart for a long time. :3" This is a quote on your best creation, which I bet you BRIBED people to like! You're skills are to that of a dead monkey. You stink. Friends are good for sentimental value. You just think there are none because you have none! And you. Batman? Really? How does he make money, blowing it on servants and a huge house?? And he names EVERYTHING after him-self. The Bat-mobile, the Bat-cycle, The Batarang. He's stupid! I think I'm doing pretty well! I JUST started building
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| August 31, 2012, 5:54 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
My mother is dead...
YO Poppa then! (Sorry about your mom if she is dead)

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| August 31, 2012, 5:55 pm
Quoting David .
I wrote a response twice as long as this but it took so long to write that I was logged out. I'm really too lazy to write it out again, so.....*SMACK!*
*Groin Shot* (Literally, shot with a gun. You're male right?)

~Cool



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| August 31, 2012, 6:04 pm
Quoting David .
I wrote a response twice as long as this but it took so long to write that I was logged out. I'm really too lazy to write it out again, so.....*SMACK!*

I understand your situation, and congratulate you on it.

I'm not phased by your ramblings, I know that my builds are better than yours. The Command Wolf hasn't been taken apart yet and scrapped, if that is what you are wondering.

(If anything I said came accross as offensive to you, sorry. We are smack talking here, not here to make friends. :3 I do indeed have many friends, all of whom comment and such. When it comes to 1-on-1 contests though, I have friends, but none that are willing to forfiet easily to let me get on to the next round like yours would!)
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| August 31, 2012, 6:15 pm
 Group admin 
From this point forward, any smack that gets sent to moderation will simply be deleted. Sorry guys, we don't have time to read all of these that get moderated so please, choose your words carefully in this thread.
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| August 31, 2012, 6:34 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
*Decaling Clones

There is a certain art in doing that my friend. Obviously you can't do that if you have had the same build together for the last 4 months. It isn't very good, just desroy it and build another Bionicle. It's the only thing that you even have a shot at building that looks decent.

Decent as in un-bendable limbs, a cr@p torso, and a oversized head? I think yes. :3

Whatever you want to call it, clone kiddie.

Anyways, my SM looks very original; much different than your SM, who is basically a fat, water toa with a Ruru. And check your eyes, he DOES have bendable limbs. 13 articulation points! I try to keep every single MOC that I build, leaving me with a limited amount of pieces. So my MOCs are still atleast more decent than YOURS, and for the fact that you're older than me and ask for ADVICE when you have a BIO WIP sometimes. IMO, that's kinda sad.
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| August 31, 2012, 6:45 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
I understand your situation, and congratulate you on it.

I'm not phased by your ramblings, I know that my builds are better than yours. The Command Wolf hasn't been taken apart yet and scrapped, if that is what you are wondering.

(If anything I said came accross as offensive to you, sorry. We are smack talking here, not here to make friends. :3 I do indeed have many friends, all of whom comment and such. When it comes to 1-on-1 contests though, I have friends, but none that are willing to forfiet easily to let me get on to the next round like yours would!)
Really? You have friends? Your MOCs stink so much that the stench scares everyone away.

P.S. *across *forfeit

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 6:45 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Stop wasting your time, your skills aren't as any better than they were when you were a baby. Practice, and maybe you'll grow with better LEGO skills than just sharping a clone.
Your skills su(k too! You're so dum8, that you have no brains!!!

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 6:48 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Stop wasting your time, your skills aren't as any better than they were when you were a baby. Practice, and maybe you'll grow with better LEGO skills than just sharping a clone.
Your skills su(k too! You're so dum8, that you have no brains!!!

~Cool

Not as much as yours.

Compare:

Mine: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/338919

Yours: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/337379

Wow, you need to think twice about the words that you say. It's obviously to see who's is better. If these are the skills that you'll use for this MO, then you're in trouble.
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| August 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Your skills su(k too! You're so dum8, that you have no brains!!!

~Cool

Wow, brilliantly said! The emotion behind the words is so palpable I could almost touch it. Genius use of the single parenthesis, it evokes a feel of unfinished remorse, while still being used a C, genius!
I hope someday I will be able to smack half as well, but rarely do dreams so lofty come to fruit.
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| August 31, 2012, 7:05 pm
Boy, that Lando L. Jackson, huh? He's so bad that he won't make it to Round 2 for his third MOCOlympics.
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| August 31, 2012, 7:08 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris Stone
My mother is dead...
YO Poppa then! (Sorry about your mom if she is dead)
Lol! Jk! :PPPP :DDDDD

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| August 31, 2012, 7:08 pm
Quoting Ru Corder
Wow, brilliantly said! The emotion behind the words is so palpable I could almost touch it. Genius use of the single parenthesis, it evokes a feel of unfinished remorse, while still being used a C, genius!
I hope someday I will be able to smack half as well, but rarely do dreams so lofty come to fruit.

Lol...wut? O.o I haz no idea wut yer talkin bout.
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| August 31, 2012, 7:10 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Not as much as yours.

Compare:

Mine: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/338919

Yours: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/337379

Wow, you need to think twice about the words that you say. It's obviously to see who's is better. If these are the skills that you'll use for this MO, then you're in trouble.
That MOC was put together in exactly five minutes and I put 0% effort into it at all. But seriously, what's so special about some grass and walls? That MOC is so original.

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris Stone
My mother is dead...
YO Poppa then! (Sorry about your mom if she is dead)
Lol! Jk! :PPPP :DDDDD

That's terrible.

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| August 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
Lol...wut? O.o I haz no idea wut yer talkin bout.
He was being sarcastic...

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 7:15 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting Chris Stone
Lol...wut? O.o I haz no idea wut yer talkin bout.
He was being sarcastic...

~Cool

Ah yes, thank you for pointing this out, I've always had trouble with sarcasm.

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| August 31, 2012, 7:19 pm
Quoting Lando L. Jackson
Ah yes, thank you for pointing this out, I've always had trouble with sarcasm.

Lawl
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| August 31, 2012, 7:21 pm
Everyone here is so full of themselves at times. Jk. But still. I realize that my chances of getting anywhere are a big 0.
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| August 31, 2012, 7:29 pm
Quoting Something Cool
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Not as much as yours.

Compare:

Mine: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/338919

Yours: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/337379

Wow, you need to think twice about the words that you say. It's obviously to see who's is better. If these are the skills that you'll use for this MO, then you're in trouble.
That MOC was put together in exactly five minutes and I put 0% effort into it at all. But seriously, what's so special about some grass and walls? That MOC is so original.

~Cool

Wow, please confirm this message. This is confusing. :l
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| August 31, 2012, 7:34 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris Stone
My mother is dead...
YO Poppa then! (Sorry about your mom if she is dead)
Lol! Jk! :PPPP :DDDDD
Well, both Yo Momma an' Yo Poppa Stup1d

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| August 31, 2012, 8:02 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

NO! She's training him to crawl. Duh.

No, actually I learned that on my own. You of course just said that because that was what you thought all mothers teach their children.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:37 pm
Quoting Josh B.
I came to this thread in the hopes of indulging in the joys of crushing others' dreams and watch as they cry tears of pain as the others brutally torment them with impressive and creative insults of legendary proportions. To watch the palpable smacks being shared in all their glory. But this...this is sad. You all should be ashamed.

It's not like you have made any better smacks. I know what you're really up to. You're just stalling for time before someone crushes you. Come on! Join the smackalypse (if you dare).
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| August 31, 2012, 8:37 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster

well, at least power suits are epic

Not when you use them.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
Quoting David .
You can't walk, either... Isn't your mother still training you to walk?

No, that was approx. 10 years ago. I hope you re-learn to walk.
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| August 31, 2012, 8:40 pm
Quoting Raviel Ze MOCist!
Wow, please confirm this message. This is confusing. :l
I'm an !diot, My MOC took five minutes, and I put 0% effort into it. What I said about YOUR MOC was "what's so special about some grass and walls?".

~Cool

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| August 31, 2012, 9:55 pm
My ninjas can smack any time they want! Who's gonna' attack me? huh?
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| August 31, 2012, 10:51 pm
Quoting LEGO Ninja
My ninjas can smack any time they want! Who's gonna' attack me? huh?
*turns* *chases you*

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| August 31, 2012, 11:09 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting LEGO Ninja
My ninjas can smack any time they want! Who's gonna' attack me? huh?
*turns* *chases you*


Oh yeah? I go *KAPOW* and you go *KABOOM*
Who has the upper hand now? Get it upper hand as in winning and the upper cut.
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| August 31, 2012, 11:16 pm
Quoting LEGO Ninja

Oh yeah? I go *KAPOW* and you go *KABOOM*
Who has the upper hand now? Get it upper hand as in winning and the upper cut.
*Puts you in head lock* *screen goes black to keep it at a G rating*

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| August 31, 2012, 11:20 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Quoting David .
Quoting LEGO Ninja

Oh yeah? I go *KAPOW* and you go *KABOOM*
Who has the upper hand now? Get it upper hand as in winning and the upper cut.
*Puts you in head lock* *screen goes black to keep it at a G rating*

Your movie only gets one viewed by a hobo. I knock the CD out of the projector and show pics of my awesome creations.
Your mocs were viewed by one fly, who got sat on when a woman fainted at your hiddeous mocs after she walked in and saw them. I knock out you're DVD and put on a movie with popcorn and extra butter, in which case the theater maxes out. :P

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| September 1, 2012, 12:00 am
*Smack*
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| September 1, 2012, 12:38 am
Quoting Griffin .
All that came was...no body. Not even atoms wanted to watch your horrifying movie. The people wanted to stay in for my great mocs, but fainted at you hideous movie.
Did you not read the last few sentences of my smack? Or can you read? I take it your still learning, then?

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| September 1, 2012, 1:11 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
But I guess you see my point. I am the master of NPU, and you are not. Simple. Now good day to you, your title of Best Smacker shall be stolen from you this year.

Aim for the stars and you'll fall flat on your face in the mud of your failure. I do not believe that NPU means what you think it does, and if you indeed do comprehend it's truth then you know yourself a liar. While you're making some quite lengthy comments in this thread, you need wit and skill to earn the Master Smacker Award. Unfortunately, I've not yet seen evidence of either. How about you continue to hone your abilities against Starblaster and the rest before attempting to confront my iron shield of smack?
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| September 1, 2012, 6:54 am
Quoting Legofreak2444 ~

Well hey, my Bionicle MOCs are better then all your system MOCs combined so I'd say it's working out pretty good.

Really? Why don't you build a bio MOC for the MocOlympics this year then, maybe you'll reach round two.
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| September 1, 2012, 7:01 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
How about you continue to hone your abilities against Starblaster and the rest before attempting to confront my iron shield of smack?

As long as I keep typing lengthy comments people will think of me as a blowhard. If they think about me as a blowhard, I fall into the same category as you. If it means falling into the same category for build quality, then I hope I don't join you.

Your builds are bland, tasteless, monstrosities. We all know that you include Mega-Bloks under the baseplates and things that you use to elevate your Castle builds and landscapes. We know that you only build large creations because larger builds tend to make a person automatically "Like" them.

Try making a mecha only 5 inches long, 3 inches tall, and fully posable. Can you do that? I don't think so. I've done that 3 times atleast. Also, build a small base for it. Put the mecha on an 8x8, post it to MOCpages. I did that and hit 79 Likes within a week.

If you build a mecha it would take you 1 year to get 50 (providing that you had help from a spammer).

Wait, you can't build mecha. Your build quality is that of a toddler.

No....wait.....my little 5 year old cousins build better than you. And they do that with Duplo! I honestly don't see you winning this year. The depiction of Santa crashing his sleigh into a snow bank at this time last year really must have hurt your Christmas funds for Lego. Obviously Saint Nick didn't like you making him crash so he decided to bring you Mega-Bloks for the rest of your life.

Maybe when you learn to pick up parts and build extrememly tiny things wth 100 parts or more, then I will pay attention to you.

If you want, I'll try and get Cody to go easy on you in the judging (we are good friends). So yeah, all I'm saying is that your smack was invalid.
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| September 1, 2012, 9:12 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Griffin .
Quoting David .
Quoting LEGO Ninja

Oh yeah? I go *KAPOW* and you go *KABOOM*
Who has the upper hand now? Get it upper hand as in winning and the upper cut.
*Puts you in head lock* *screen goes black to keep it at a G rating*

Your movie only gets one viewed by a hobo. I knock the CD out of the projector and show pics of my awesome creations.
Your mocs were viewed by one fly, who got sat on when a woman fainted at your hiddeous mocs after she walked in and saw them. I knock out you're DVD and put on a movie with popcorn and extra butter, in which case the theater maxes out. :P

You are a disgrace to life.
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| September 1, 2012, 9:26 am
Quoting Clear .
*Smack*


*smacky smack*
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| September 1, 2012, 9:36 am
Smack! SmackSmack in da face with my head! And then I'll sideways stand on you too!
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| September 1, 2012, 9:44 am
Quoting Chris Stone
You are a disgrace to life.

Sheesh Chris, your smacks are so bad the site crashed for most of the day...
;)
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| September 1, 2012, 9:14 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
As long as I keep typing lengthy comments people will think of me as a blowhard. If they think about me as a blowhard, I fall into the same category as you. If it means falling into the same category for build quality, then I hope I don't join you.

Your builds are bland, tasteless, monstrosities. We all know that you include Mega-Bloks under the baseplates and things that you use to elevate your Castle builds and landscapes. We know that you only build large creations because larger builds tend to make a person automatically "Like" them.

Try making a mecha only 5 inches long, 3 inches tall, and fully posable. Can you do that? I don't think so. I've done that 3 times atleast. Also, build a small base for it. Put the mecha on an 8x8, post it to MOCpages. I did that and hit 79 Likes within a week.

If you build a mecha it would take you 1 year to get 50 (providing that you had help from a spammer).

Wait, you can't build mecha. Your build quality is that of a toddler.

No....wait.....my little 5 year old cousins build better than you. And they do that with Duplo! I honestly don't see you winning this year. The depiction of Santa crashing his sleigh into a snow bank at this time last year really must have hurt your Christmas funds for Lego. Obviously Saint Nick didn't like you making him crash so he decided to bring you Mega-Bloks for the rest of your life.

Maybe when you learn to pick up parts and build extrememly tiny things wth 100 parts or more, then I will pay attention to you.

If you want, I'll try and get Cody to go easy on you in the judging (we are good friends). So yeah, all I'm saying is that your smack was invalid.


Yes, emulating me is your only chance at achieving any measure of success.

Once upon a time I did that, but no longer. mega-bloks have been banished from my collection long ago. Once you accumulate a sufficient collection of LEGO you should do the same.

I have done that, but I don't figure such small things worthy of MOCpages, regardless the skill. And how about you try building a single small tree, and see if it can get 64 likes?

If I built a mecha it would achieve 50 likes in two days or less, and that's being pessimistic. Of course, I'd actually spend some time on it and make a base worth holding it.

Exaggeration is useful only to those without the ability to back true smack.

I don't really appreciate that style of build, but I'll try it sometime. I like to be able to understand the inferior MOCers and their troubles, it makes them feel good.

The only thing that's invalid around here are your hands, judging by your MOC quality anyway.

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| September 1, 2012, 9:20 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
You are a disgrace to life.
You're just so jealous of me you can't stand me. :P

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| September 1, 2012, 9:24 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
No, actually I learned that on my own. You of course just said that because that was what you thought all mothers teach their children.

Mine didn't :P know it all...
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| September 1, 2012, 9:27 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
You are a disgrace to life.


How dare you for the insult. Ninjas, charge! Hehe, just kidding, no really charge!

*Owwiee*

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| September 1, 2012, 11:50 pm
Who wants a piece of me now!
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| September 1, 2012, 11:52 pm
Uh hi?
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| September 2, 2012, 12:04 am
first time MO! cant't wait!
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| September 2, 2012, 6:43 am
Quoting LEGO Ninja
Who wants a piece of me now!
Me, I want your pieces

~Cool

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| September 2, 2012, 9:30 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
Sheesh Chris, your smacks are so bad that the site crashed for most of the day...
;)

Lol, best smack yet!
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| September 2, 2012, 9:59 am
Quoting David .
Mine didn't :P know it all...

Actually that comment was directed to Commander Starblaster. The comment I left for you should be somewhere under it.
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| September 2, 2012, 11:10 am
Quoting Griffin .
The ACTUAL person your jealous of is me. ;)

Who is jealous of me... :P
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| September 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Quoting Chris Stone
Lol, best smack yet!

I don't think that you quite comprehend this thread yet...
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| September 2, 2012, 2:41 pm
Quoting Chris Stone
Lol, best smack yet!

Forsooth, that was pretty clever.
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| September 2, 2012, 5:21 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
As long as I keep typing lengthy comments people will think of me as a blowhard. If they think about me as a blowhard, I fall into the same category as you. If it means falling into the same category for build quality, then I hope I don't join you.

Your builds are bland, tasteless, monstrosities. We all know that you include Mega-Bloks under the baseplates and things that you use to elevate your Castle builds and landscapes. We know that you only build large creations because larger builds tend to make a person automatically "Like" them.

Try making a mecha only 5 inches long, 3 inches tall, and fully posable. Can you do that? I don't think so. I've done that 3 times atleast. Also, build a small base for it. Put the mecha on an 8x8, post it to MOCpages. I did that and hit 79 Likes within a week.

If you build a mecha it would take you 1 year to get 50 (providing that you had help from a spammer).

Wait, you can't build mecha. Your build quality is that of a toddler.

No....wait.....my little 5 year old cousins build better than you. And they do that with Duplo! I honestly don't see you winning this year. The depiction of Santa crashing his sleigh into a snow bank at this time last year really must have hurt your Christmas funds for Lego. Obviously Saint Nick didn't like you making him crash so he decided to bring you Mega-Bloks for the rest of your life.

Maybe when you learn to pick up parts and build extrememly tiny things wth 100 parts or more, then I will pay attention to you.

If you want, I'll try and get Cody to go easy on you in the judging (we are good friends). So yeah, all I'm saying is that your smack was invalid.

That's pretty mean. I think this thread is supposed to be for just saying stuff like "your face is dumb.".

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| September 2, 2012, 5:29 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Nope. You were always jealous of me. Never changed your jealousy to someone else.

Nobody is jealous of you, you are just jealous of everyone else.

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| September 2, 2012, 5:34 pm
Quoting Griffin .
You're only saying that because your jealous of me.

First Rule Of Smack: Always re-read your comment to ensure grammatical correctness.
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| September 2, 2012, 6:03 pm
Quoting Griffin .
You're only saying that because your jealous of me.

What is there to be jealous of!? We are talking about you.
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| September 2, 2012, 6:04 pm
Who's jealous of me? If anyone's jealous of me, I'll have a piece of you!
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| September 2, 2012, 9:15 pm
Please.... You guys call this stuff smack? Your guys's wit is so dull it couldn't cut butter, and that's being generous.
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| September 2, 2012, 10:00 pm
Quoting LukeSC Overlord
Please.... You guys call this stuff smack? Your guys's wit is so dull it couldn't cut butter, and that's being generous.

I would smack you back, but I never enter a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
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| September 3, 2012, 8:09 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I would smack you back, but I never enter a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.

If it's a battle of wit's he'd lose right at the start because he's got none!
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| September 3, 2012, 8:45 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
As long as I keep typing lengthy comments people will think of me as a blowhard. If they think about me as a blowhard, I fall into the same category as you. If it means falling into the same category for build quality, then I hope I don't join you.

Your builds are bland, tasteless, monstrosities. We all know that you include Mega-Bloks under the baseplates and things that you use to elevate your Castle builds and landscapes. We know that you only build large creations because larger builds tend to make a person automatically "Like" them.

Try making a mecha only 5 inches long, 3 inches tall, and fully posable. Can you do that? I don't think so. I've done that 3 times atleast. Also, build a small base for it. Put the mecha on an 8x8, post it to MOCpages. I did that and hit 79 Likes within a week.

If you build a mecha it would take you 1 year to get 50 (providing that you had help from a spammer).

Wait, you can't build mecha. Your build quality is that of a toddler.

No....wait.....my little 5 year old cousins build better than you. And they do that with Duplo! I honestly don't see you winning this year. The depiction of Santa crashing his sleigh into a snow bank at this time last year really must have hurt your Christmas funds for Lego. Obviously Saint Nick didn't like you making him crash so he decided to bring you Mega-Bloks for the rest of your life.

Maybe when you learn to pick up parts and build extrememly tiny things wth 100 parts or more, then I will pay attention to you.

If you want, I'll try and get Cody to go easy on you in the judging (we are good friends). So yeah, all I'm saying is that your smack was invalid.

People what's wrong with you all! I am not only saying this to you Kyle but also to others! This contest is to be fun not to depreciate people! Some people are better ten others but that's not a reason to talk to each other like that! c'mon we all like Lego isn't that enough! Where not little kids anymore! And though if you want people to like you must not talk like this! I hope you all learn from this, seriously!

B.B.98
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| September 3, 2012, 9:30 am
Quoting BrickBrothers 98
People what's wrong with you all! I am not only saying this to you Kyle but also to others! This contest is to be fun not to depreciate people! Some people are better ten others but that's not a reason to talk to each other like that! c'mon we all like Lego isn't that enough! Where not little kids anymore! And though if you want people to like you must not talk like this! I hope you all learn from this, seriously!

B.B.98

Dude, this is what the Famous Smack Thread is about. It's a way to pretty much argue with your rivals in a way that is not meant to harm them. I use A LOT of sarcasm in my comments, remember that. You are missing the point of the Smack thread if you want us to stop saying bad things about build quality. :3 If you think it's bad this year, you should read the smacks from the MO's in 2011.
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| September 3, 2012, 9:56 am
Quoting Lando L. Jackson


Maybe, maybe not. If you think the smack talk is bad this year, you should read the smacks from last year's MO's. LukeClarenceVan and Deus got in a Smack War. It was amazing.....
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| September 3, 2012, 9:59 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Yes, emulating me is your only chance at achieving any measure of success.

The only thing that's invalid around here are your hands, judging by your MOC quality anyway.

I would rather emulate a monkey that constantly flings it poo at strangers than a you.

Oh, and about my hands, there aren't bad. I have the softest skin in my family becuase I use skin cream every....

I didn't mean to say that. >.>

You get the point. Emulating people is not good to do. Now if emulating your build quality was the case, then why would I want to emulate this?

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/283105


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| September 3, 2012, 10:06 am
Quoting Ru Corder
Wow, brilliantly said! The emotion behind the words is so palpable I could almost touch it. Genius use of the single parenthesis, it evokes a feel of unfinished remorse, while still being used a C, genius!
I hope someday I will be able to smack half as well, but rarely do dreams so lofty come to fruit.


Best comment of the thread.
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| September 3, 2012, 10:46 am
Quoting LEGO Ninja
Who's jealous of me? If anyone's jealous of me, I'll have a piece of you!

Your smack (wait, it isn't even smack) is so bad, I'm not going to even going to glorify you with a response (which, ironically, is I guess a sort of response).
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| September 3, 2012, 11:31 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
I would rather emulate a monkey that constantly flings it poo at strangers than a you.

Oh, and about my hands, there aren't bad. I have the softest skin in my family becuase I use skin cream every....

I didn't mean to say that. >.>

You get the point. Emulating people is not good to do. Now if emulating your build quality was the case, then why would I want to emulate this?

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/283105



Preface: I'll not get into pedantic grammar and spelling smacks here, despite the temptation.

This monkey, I thought that you already emulated it. That would explain your smack-talking.

A FOL should never brag about soft skin. My skin is a calloused shell of impenetrable matter due to hours of hard LEGO building. Perhaps you should practice more, and earn some distinction before the games begin.

Because it's still better than this: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/284170

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| September 3, 2012, 2:23 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Your smack (wait, it isn't even smack) is so bad, I'm not going to even going to glorify you with a response (which, ironically, is I guess a sort of response).


Quoting LukeSC Overlord
Please.... You guys call this stuff smack? Your guys's wit is so dull it couldn't cut butter, and that's being generous.


More insults, hahaha! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. I'LL TURN YOU INTO A HAMSTER TO RUN MY CAR!
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| September 3, 2012, 4:06 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I don't think that you quite comprehend this thread yet...

I'm afraid the lack of understanding lies with you. He's simply stating the obvious: I have far superior smacking abilities. Read between the lines. ;)
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| September 3, 2012, 4:09 pm
Quoting LEGO Ninja

Quoting LukeSC Overlord
Please.... You guys call this stuff smack? Your guys's wit is so dull it couldn't cut butter, and that's being generous.


More insults, hahaha! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. I'LL TURN YOU INTO A HAMSTER TO RUN MY CAR!


As Sensei Wu Always said, is to turn your enemies' greatest power, into their greatest weaknesses. So feel that your axe can barely cut through a butterfly, and all it does is make the butterfly feel at home. Take that! And have to say, Sensei Wu's lessons really do help me become a better person and a better ninja! Thanks Sensei Wu!

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| September 3, 2012, 4:13 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I would smack you back, but I never enter a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.


I don't need arms to beat you, I could do it with both of them tied behind my back.

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| September 3, 2012, 9:43 pm
Quoting LukeSC Overlord

I don't need arms to beat you, I could do it with both of them tied behind my back.

ha ha ha whats your IQ? because if you haven't noticed you need at least one to press the keys on the keyboard unless you're typing with your back turned but you would still need to see what you're writing P.S if that was supposed to be smack then LukeClearanceVan The Ravenchist has nothing to worry about.
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| September 3, 2012, 10:12 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
ha ha ha whats your IQ? because if you haven't noticed you need at least one to press the keys on the keyboard unless you're typing with your back turned but you would still need to see what you're writing P.S if that was supposed to be smack then LukeClearanceVan The Ravenchist has nothing to worry about.

No, he does it with his nose (and he has a big one too. JK :) ).
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| September 4, 2012, 12:30 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I would smack you back, but I never enter a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.


Oh dear me. You sir, are guilty of recycling smack from last year. Worse still, it was YOU who called me out on it back then!

Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Quoting Stuart Delahay

I wouldn't enter into a battle of wits when all my opponents are unarmed.

Don't worry, I kept my wits about me and I type with my toes. So feel free to start writing clever comments, try thinking up something that wasn't used 400 years ago.


I hereby claim my 9000 moral high-ground points, although they do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery ;)

The young master of smack is slipping....
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| September 4, 2012, 7:34 am
Quoting Commander Starblaster
This news just in: Commander Starblaster will win the MocOlympics. Everyone else doomed to fail. mua ha ha ha ha

Oops typo what it meant to say was: Commander Starblaster will lose in the first round of the MocOlympics and is doomed to fail in all other contest.
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| September 4, 2012, 10:05 am
I'm ready to avenge my failure in the MOCAthalon earlier this year.
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| September 4, 2012, 10:10 am
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Oh really? If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. It's time for the big boys to smack now.

Your right so Kyle get out of the kitchen because you aren't any of the big boys you aren't the awkward one,the aggressive one or the talented one therefore you aren't any of the big boys and never will

(none of this is meant to offend you)
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| September 4, 2012, 10:19 am
Quoting Chris Stone
I know you're used to only competing with Rainbow Warriors but, we thought we would let you come play with the big boys this year. Hope that's not too much for you?

Yes it is too much for him and for you so you might as well drop out now so you guys aren't humiliated to the point you can't even show your face on Mocpages without being laughed at.
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| September 4, 2012, 10:37 am
Quoting LukeSC Overlord
Please.... You guys call this stuff smack? Your guys's wit is so dull it couldn't cut butter, and that's being generous.

If your building skills were as good as your smacks, you would be wondering which way to put two plates together to make them look like a plane.
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| September 4, 2012, 11:42 am
Quoting Timothy Wallace

Look, you're not funny. Your life is just a joke.
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| September 4, 2012, 12:23 pm
Quoting Stuart Delahay

Oh dear me. You sir, are guilty of recycling smack from last year. Worse still, it was YOU who called me out on it back then!

If he was the one pointing out your originality, or its lack, to be precise, he was obviously smacking you in a subtle way. It seems he was a bit too subtle.
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| September 4, 2012, 12:41 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Look, you're not funny. Your life is just a joke.

Was that supposed to be smack? because what it looks like is that you claim to bite but all you can do is bark and you can't even do that right so go home so you can cry and complain that you're going to lose.
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| September 4, 2012, 12:49 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Was that supposed to be smack? because what it looks like is that you claim to bite but all you can do is bark and you can't even do that right so go home so you can cry and complain that you're going to lose.

I would just insult you back, but it would be too good of an insult to waste on someone like you.
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| September 4, 2012, 1:32 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
I would just insult you back, but it would be too good of an insult to waste on someone like you.

Oh really? you sure you just can't think of something that won't get deleted because it uses some form of curse word? P.S i saw your comment before it was deleted by the MP moderators and jeez its just a smack thread no need for that kind of language by the way i think your stumped or i pinched a nerve.
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| September 4, 2012, 1:43 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Oh really? you sure you just can't think of something that won't get deleted because it uses some form of curse word? P.S i saw your comment before it was deleted by the MP moderators and jeez its just a smack thread no need for that kind of language by the way i think your stumped or i pinched a nerve.

Actually, I deleted it.
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| September 4, 2012, 2:37 pm
Quoting Freeling ++
Actually, I deleted it because I didn't feel the need to make any enemies.

Oh
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| September 4, 2012, 2:56 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
greater than the day when Heath Flor becomes sober....


I was sober once back in 1998 for about 2 hours. Not a pretty sight. It won't happen again.

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| September 4, 2012, 3:55 pm
Quoting Heath 'kik36' Flor
Quoting Kyle Peckham
greater than the day when Heath Flor becomes sober....


I was sober once back in 1998 for about 2 hours. Not a pretty sight. It won't happen again.

Well, that's good to know it won't happen again!





Alright people, remember what I said about the big boys smacking? Well Stu and Heath are here now. Watch out, because 50% of you are going to want to leave. Not really because of Heath, more due to Stu's comment's.....
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| September 4, 2012, 4:16 pm
Quoting Stuart Delahay

Oh dear me. You sir, are guilty of recycling smack from last year. Worse still, it was YOU who called me out on it back then!


I hereby claim my 9000 moral high-ground points, although they do say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery ;)

The young master of smack is slipping....

That got a chuckle out of me, well spotted. I believe in protecting the MOCpages environment however, thus I recycle whenever feasible. ;)
Imitation you say? Nay. 'Tis improvement which I engage in, and improvement which I achieve.
From the ashes of failure arises the Phoenix of supremacy. (Oh dear, I seem to be using verbiage and metaphors as replacement for smack... It's like I'm becoming an AFOL.)
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| September 4, 2012, 6:54 pm
Quoting LukeSC Overlord

I don't need arms to beat you, I could do it with both of them tied behind my back.

Who are you, the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Don't make me deliver more than a flesh wound...
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| September 4, 2012, 6:58 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Who are you, the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Don't make me deliver more than a flesh wound...

That made me laugh but since i have to smack something in this thread i smack Kyle so here goes nothing.

Quoting Kyle Peckham

If that is the case then i guess good bye 50% and i kinda feel sad that you are leaving Kyle.
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| September 4, 2012, 7:17 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Who are you, the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Don't make me deliver more than a flesh wound...

I'm not sure you could muster the building talent to deliver more than a flesh wound.
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| September 4, 2012, 7:26 pm
Quoting Bob the inconceivably invincible
I'm not sure you could muster the building talent to deliver more than a flesh wound.

Actually, I'm not sure that I could deliver less than a flesh wound.
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| September 4, 2012, 7:34 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, I'm not sure that I could deliver less than a flesh wound.

Oh, but that smack IS less than a flesh wound!
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| September 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Alright people, remember what I said about the big boys smacking? Well Stu and Heath are here now. Watch out, because 50% of you are going to want to leave. Not really because of Heath, more due to Stu's comment's.....


Me? I'm trying to play nice Kyle!

Seriously, I very rarely get into the smacking back and forth as I have a low tolerance for idiocy, but I DO find it hilarious to follow. Luke and Deus last year was fun, and I can see they both tried to goad me into responding when I reared my ugly head. Perhaps because they feel the general level of smack in this thread needed improving tenfold.

Or maybe they just wanted to play with the big boys?
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| September 5, 2012, 7:27 am
could I have that salami sliced please?
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| September 5, 2012, 1:07 pm
Quoting Mark E
Ha I love going on all of the home pages that these boasters have and checking out what they call "skill" that can "beat" everyone. Anybody else think the same? haha


Yeah, I just got a good chuckle on yours ;P

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| September 6, 2012, 4:10 pm
Quoting Bob the inconceivably invincible
Oh, but that smack IS less than a flesh wound!

Excuse me, what are you doing in this thread if you can not even stop with one mediocre joke? Are you so proud that you know a quote from Monty Python (which you were probably only told of by others) that you will do everything in your power just to keep the illusion that you are the intellectual equal of those you attempt to smack? It is like that short story of a man in a faschist prison and a caterpillar eating the only leaf he can see from the small window he has...

Anyways, what I want to say is, you can not end a joke and you can not back away with respect when somebody finishes it for you. I think your mother did not breast-feed you enough and now you need to seek attention by having the last word. Well guess what? Your psychological trauma will be bolstered by your embarrasing defeat in the first round. Step out while you still can, since you care about your so called dignity so much.

If your pretentiousness was not so hilarious, I would not even have joined the conversation, so at least I can thank you in that regard. Please, do jest for us again.
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| September 6, 2012, 4:33 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
*Deep smack*

Deep man, deep.
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| September 6, 2012, 4:43 pm
Quoting George G.
Deep man, deep.

Agreed. This is the Deus we all know and don't like right now.

Good, good.
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| September 6, 2012, 4:57 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus

Deus my friend, great to see you here and in such good form! I admit that your choice of target was a little disappointing, but I understand that you've grown a bit rusty and don't wish to battle the true master of smack yet. Hopefully your building skills haven't atrophied as much as your verbiage use, though you don't have much to lose in that regard. Anyway, best of luck in the games, you'll need it.
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| September 6, 2012, 5:24 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Quoting Deus Otiosus

Deus my friend, great to see you here and in such good form! I admit that your choice of target was a little disappointing, but I understand that you've grown a bit rusty and don't wish to battle the true master of smack yet. Hopefully your building skills haven't atrophied as much as your verbiage use, though you don't have much to lose in that regard. Anyway, best of luck in the games, you'll need it.

Which reminds me...
Twice now I've had the final word in our little smack skirmishes. When you're one of the only people worth smacking -smacks everyone else-, it's rather a disappointment. I trust you're not getting rusty too?

To your credit though: you haven't stooped to "Yo mama" or "Your face" -smacks everyone else (again)- so kudos for that.
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| September 6, 2012, 5:48 pm
Quoting Commander Starblaster
This news just in: Commander Starblaster will win the MocOlympics. Everyone else doomed to fail. mua ha ha ha ha

BREAKING NEWS: someone with commander in their name just showed up in a smack thread. May the clone kiddie jokes begin! for instance... how do you know that clones are bad at spray painting? you look at their armor! *pdunt tst*
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| September 6, 2012, 7:13 pm
Quoting omega sniper (rich)
Oh hey omega :) so I see we meet again.
I sure hope we get picked to "Build off" becuase I never had the chance to show you how it feels to get beat by me in the first round :) Good luck <3

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| September 6, 2012, 7:58 pm
Quoting Heath 'kik36' Flor
Quoting Kyle Peckham
greater than the day when Heath Flor becomes sober....


I was sober once back in 1998 for about 2 hours. Not a pretty sight. It won't happen again.


Whoa! that's the most saddest story I heard. wahhhhh!!!!!
O.K., I need to pull myself back together. wahhhhh!!!!!
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| September 6, 2012, 10:24 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Well, that's good to know it won't happen again!





Alright people, remember what I said about the big boys smacking? Well Stu and Heath are here now. Watch out, because 50% of you are going to want to leave. Not really because of Heath, more due to Stu's comment's.....


Woo hoo!!! more smacking! haha, remember not to make me laugh... GRRR!!!!!

*KAPOW*
*BOOM*
*WAHH!!*
*Ieeeee*
*SLICE*
*CHOP*
*PUNCH*
Serpentine: Runnnnn!!!!!
Ninjas: That's why no one messes with the ninja.
Kai: yeah! you just got kai'ed!
Everyone else: really?
Kai: yeah, I... uh-oh...

*AHHH*
*Yikes*
*Owwiee*
*Smack*

Kai: AHHHHH!!!! Run!!!!!
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| September 6, 2012, 10:32 pm
Quoting Griffin .
All that came was...no body. Not even atoms wanted to watch your horrifying movie. The people wanted to stay in for my great mocs, but fainted at you hideous movie.


More! HAHAHAHAHAH! I'm starting to cough. Remember what I said, don't... everyone should already know. GRRRRR!!!!

*KAPOW*
*AIEEE*
*OWWIEE*
*KABOOM*
*KICK*
*SCREEECH*
*BANG*
*SQUISH*
*CRASH*
*SMACK*
*FART*
Mezmo: My bad.
Ninjas: GRRR!!!!!
*SMACK*
*AIEEEE*
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| September 6, 2012, 10:39 pm
Quoting LEGO Ninja

Woo hoo!!! more smacking! haha, remember not to make me laugh... GRRR!!!!!

*KAPOW*
*BOOM*
*WAHH!!*
*Ieeeee*
*SLICE*
*CHOP*
*PUNCH*
Serpentine: Runnnnn!!!!!
Ninjas: That's why no one messes with the ninja.
Kai: yeah! you just got kai'ed!
Everyone else: really?
Kai: yeah, I... uh-oh...

*AHHH*
*Yikes*
*Owwiee*
*Smack*

Kai: AHHHHH!!!! Run!!!!!

Wait let me get this right... You just ninja smacked yourself?


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| September 6, 2012, 10:41 pm
Quoting LEGO Ninja

Whoa! that's the most saddest story I heard. wahhhhh!!!!!
O.K., I need to pull myself back together. wahhhhh!!!!!

*Smack* Pull *Smack* yourself *Smack* together *Smack* Lego *Smack* Ninja *Smack* besides you need to save the crying till I crush you in Round One.
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| September 6, 2012, 10:49 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Worst. Smack. Ever.

No its not this is

Quoting Chris Stone
RAWR! I'm gonna crush all you little clone kiddies!


as you can see this is the worst because he is going to crush himself.
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| September 6, 2012, 10:57 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
*Smack* Pull *Smack* yourself *Smack* together *Smack* Lego *Smack* Ninja *Smack* besides you need to save the crying till I crush you in Round One.

Says the guy wearing a clone helmet!
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| September 6, 2012, 11:42 pm
Quoting Griffin .
And bad word order, like anyone is actually going to understand you.

Yeah well I don't care so deal with it and ya know what I will do this just to annoy you

$ay$ te gvy dat 1-1a$ $tvp1d ha1r an6 (an't bv1ld $0m3th1ng g00d t0 $av3 h1s l1f3!!!!!

by the way what does this /I say?
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| September 6, 2012, 11:48 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Says the guy wearing a clone helmet!

Says the Ug1y Vampire
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| September 6, 2012, 11:52 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Says the Ug1y Vampire

There is one flaw in what you just said... My buddy icon is for a mafia game (which you wouldn't have the brain power to play).
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| September 7, 2012, 12:01 am
Quoting John Daniels
There is one flaw in what you just said... My buddy icon is for a mafia game (which you wouldn't have the brain power to play).

Oh really now? Might I just say that I'm a grade A average and the fact that I don't have correct punctuation is because I don't feel like it so therefore I do have the brain power to play such a game.
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| September 7, 2012, 12:10 am
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Oh really now? Might I just say that I'm a grade A average and the fact that I don't have correct punctuation is because I don't feel like it so therefore I do have the brain power to play such a game.

Oh look whose boasting about there intelligence.

Ah, you may have the brain power but you lack, strategy, finger pointing, quick thinking, and avoidance.
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| September 7, 2012, 12:18 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
Which reminds me...
Twice now I've had the final word in our little smack skirmishes. When you're one of the only people worth smacking -smacks everyone else-, it's rather a disappointment. I trust you're not getting rusty too?

To your credit though: you haven't stooped to "Yo mama" or "Your face" -smacks everyone else (again)- so kudos for that.


Ah yes, sorry about that. However, you are generally reduced to short smacks which have little need to be retaliated by the end of the "skirmish". If you truly wish that I continue to wreak havoc upon your soul, you must keep your level of smack at your highest, as anything less is clone kiddie talk. So, please keep your speeches at a semi-decent quality level, and perhaps I'll have reason to return the favour tenfold. Maybe you should get yo mama to help you write? ;)
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| September 7, 2012, 7:22 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

Ah yes, sorry about that. However, you are generally reduced to short smacks which have little need to be retaliated by the end of the "skirmish". If you truly wish that I continue to wreak havoc upon your soul, you must keep your level of smack at your highest, as anything less is clone kiddie talk. So, please keep your speeches at a semi-decent quality level, and perhaps I'll have reason to return the favour tenfold. Maybe you should get yo mama to help you write? ;)

And he stoops. The tables have turned. I'm not even sure you're worth my time anymore. Your quality just dropped twenty-fold. ;)
As for short smacks, they seem to do the trick. You might view your silence as some form of superiority, but it'd be folly to forget that everyone else sees it as a point for me. My soul does not fear your smacks in the least.
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| September 7, 2012, 10:35 am
Quoting Griffin .
I never said it annoyed me. I beg to differ, I love my hair, I have a great life, and great creations. You should try being like me, or you won't make it to round two, hehehe.

Okay so I guessed that since I'm annoyed by it. Hey I never said that you didn't love your hair and you don't have a great life and if you are trying to push me off the edge by saying "You should try being like me, or you won't make it to round two" it hasn't worked and I am my own person and if my creations on here won't make it in the MocOlympics my creations offline will.
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| September 7, 2012, 11:57 am
Quoting John Daniels
Oh look whose boasting about there intelligence.

Ah, you may have the brain power but you lack, strategy, finger pointing, quick thinking, and avoidance.

You should use that avoidance in this thread. *points finger*
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| September 7, 2012, 12:52 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Oh look whose boasting about there intelligence.

Ah, you may have the brain power but you lack, strategy, finger pointing, quick thinking, and avoidance.

Okay so I don't have finger pointing and avoidance but you do know that this is a smack thread and in said smack thread you are supposed to smack where it hurts and you can't hurt me because I don't take anything anyone says seriously in this thread because they are trying to get me to drop out so I just throw something back at them and ya know what I don't have a strategy because I'm saying this.
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| September 7, 2012, 1:06 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
You should use that avoidance in this thread. *points finger*

That's just sad. You used my advice to improve your smack... And you only made your smack worse!
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| September 7, 2012, 1:26 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
Okay so I don't have finger pointing and avoidance but you do know that this is a smack thread and in said smack thread you are supposed to smack where it hurts and you can't hurt me because I don't take anything anyone says seriously in this thread because they are trying to get me to drop out so I just throw something back at them and ya know what I don't have a strategy because I'm saying this.

Right...
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| September 7, 2012, 1:27 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Oh look whose boasting about there intelligence.

Ah, you may have the brain power but you lack, strategy, finger pointing, quick thinking, and avoidance.
If your so "intelligent", you would use proper grammar. "Oh, look whose boasting about there intelligence" Really? "there" ? It's "their"! I bet Yo mama taught you your grammar didn't she?

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| September 7, 2012, 1:37 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting John Daniels
Oh look whose boasting about there intelligence.

Ah, you may have the brain power but you lack, strategy, finger pointing, quick thinking, and avoidance.
If your so "intelligent", you would know proper grammar. "Oh, look whose boasting about there intelligence" Really? "there" ? It's "their"! I bet Yo mama taught you your grammar didn't she?


Nope, his grandma :P

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| September 7, 2012, 1:44 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting John Daniels
Oh look whose boasting about there intelligence.

Ah, you may have the brain power but you lack, strategy, finger pointing, quick thinking, and avoidance.
If your so "intelligent", you would know proper grammar. "Oh, look whose boasting about there intelligence" Really? "there" ? It's "their"! I bet Yo mama taught you your grammar didn't she?

Actually no, public school. (I am home schooled now and have learned significantly more than I would have if I was still in Public School.) I have always had trouble with "there and their". I assure you that I will not make that mistake again.
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| September 7, 2012, 1:45 pm
Quoting Reynolds .

Nope, his grandma :P

Hey look, another person wearing a clone helmet! XD
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| September 7, 2012, 2:36 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Hey look, another person wearing a clone helmet! XD

At least he didn't put his "Real" last name online.
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| September 7, 2012, 2:50 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Actually no, public school. (I am home schooled now and have learned significantly more than I would have if I was still in Public School.) I have always had trouble with "there and their". I assure you that I will not make that mistake again.
Ok, how much did you pay yo momma to write that for you? 'Cause brotha, you just got did!

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| September 7, 2012, 3:11 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
At least he didn't put his "Real" last name online.


My last name is '.' ^_^

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| September 7, 2012, 3:11 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Hey look, another person wearing a clone helmet! XD



At least I'm not a Mohawk Vampire...

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| September 7, 2012, 3:13 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting John Daniels
Actually no, public school. (I am home schooled now and have learned significantly more than I would have if I was still in Public School.) I have always had trouble with "there and their". I assure you that I will not make that mistake again.
Ok, how much did you pay yo momma to right that for you? 'Cause brotha, you just got did!

Okay so first you just did the same thing he did its "write" not "right" seems you don't know your grammar ether.
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| September 7, 2012, 3:25 pm
Quoting Reynolds .

My last name is '.' ^_^

And my last name is not Wallace.
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| September 7, 2012, 3:29 pm
Quoting David .
If your so "intelligent", you would know proper grammar.

Intelligence is not knowledge, this is what every intellectual knows. Guess who will never be one? LEGO is art and who does not take it as such, can not win any contest, especially not one as large as MOColympics. Intellectualism is the necessary foundation for art, so when you try to build a MOC, you go all into "awesome", but you build quickly and without coherence, becasue you do not know what you are building, you do not know how your subject looks, you are a completely unprepaired contendant in the MOColympics.

Try building as well as you smack and you can at least be considered a clone kiddie and learn some humility and respect for your oponent, because even though your god is a lie, you may at least take up the phylosophy you are being force-fed for twelve years. Or stop calling yourself a "true" christian, becasue when you do not go into smack thread with honour, you are hypocritically denying your so-called individuum, especially when smacking somebody about their intelligence, of which you obviously know nothing. You have nothing to smack others about, but I will accept your victory and stand by your side in the argument if you get an adequate answer to this.
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| September 7, 2012, 4:52 pm
Quoting Reynolds .


At least I'm not a Mohawk Vampire...

Mohawk vampires are awesome. Also, Vampires Don't Die.
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| September 7, 2012, 4:55 pm
Quoting SuperSpy X
I think I shall build the Smack-O-Matic, which spout smack talk and hits people on demand. Then I shall bring it to this group and unleash it. Since nobody will be left after it's rampage, I will win ALL the prizes (and probably win the Nobel Peace Prize as well). Give up now and nobody gets hurt! You guys have 2 days, then you will be crushed! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Its been way more than 2 days. *evil laughter*
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| September 7, 2012, 5:07 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo


I just so happen to have a ballpoint pen in my pocket. I slip it out of my pocket, stab the bouncy house, and make a daring escape. Then I throw a flaming Doritos Loco Taco at you! Mwahahaha!

That sounds pretty tasty, to me.
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| September 7, 2012, 5:15 pm
Quoting Effing PoPo


I snuck a Super-De-Metalizer in my pocket, demetalize the castle, then trap YOU inside a steel burrito with laser shields around it!

Sounds good, I just hope my teeth don't break.
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| September 7, 2012, 5:20 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Intelligence is not knowledge, this is what every intellectual knows. Guess who will never be one? LEGO is art and who does not take it as such, can not win any contest, especially not one as large as MOColympics. Intellectualism is the necessary foundation for art, so when you try to build a MOC, you go all into "awesome", but you build quickly and without coherence, becasue you do not know what you are building, you do not know how your subject looks, you are a completely unprepaired contendant in the MOColympics.

Try building as well as you smack and you can at least be considered a clone kiddie and learn some humility and respect for your oponent, because even though your god is a lie, you may at least take up the phylosophy you are being force-fed for twelve years. Or stop calling yourself a "true" christian, becasue when you do not go into smack thread with honour, you are hypocritically denying your so-called individuum, especially when smacking somebody about their intelligence, of which you obviously know nothing. You have nothing to smack others about, but I will accept your victory and stand by your side in the argument if you get an adequate answer to this.
I will respond when more time is on my hands.
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| September 7, 2012, 6:02 pm
Quoting Reynolds .


At least I'm not a Mohawk Vampire...

The Icon that you speak of is mandatory apparel for a mafia game. My true Icon is significantly more awesome than the one I am currently using.
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| September 7, 2012, 6:10 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting John Daniels
Actually no, public school. (I am home schooled now and have learned significantly more than I would have if I was still in Public School.) I have always had trouble with "there and their". I assure you that I will not make that mistake again.
Ok, how much did you pay yo momma to write that for you? 'Cause brotha, you just got did!

Sinking down to Yo Momma jokes? All respect for you (what little I had in the first place) is gone.


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| September 7, 2012, 6:13 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
And he stoops. The tables have turned. I'm not even sure you're worth my time anymore. Your quality just dropped twenty-fold. ;)
As for short smacks, they seem to do the trick. You might view your silence as some form of superiority, but it'd be folly to forget that everyone else sees it as a point for me. My soul does not fear your smacks in the least.

Maybe it did, and yet I can skill out-smack you.
The instant that I value another's opinion more so than my own is the instant that I am no longer a reasoning human being, and to believe otherwise is true folly. However, if it aids your spirit to believe yourself empowered by your peers, then by all means continue. And if your soul does not fear me, then you must be a ginger, despite the photos I've seen of your horrific visage.

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| September 7, 2012, 6:43 pm
Quoting John Daniels
The Icon that you speak of is mandatory apparel for a mafia game. My true Icon is significantly more awesome than the one I am currently using.


IK :3

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| September 7, 2012, 6:53 pm
Quoting Griffin .
I always try pushing people off the edge. Has it worked? Yes. Even if you tried going into a contest, you would loose. I won a contest on here. I don't see you winnin' anything.

I've been in a contest but the contest failed due to MP not working for the person who created it and the fact that there was only two judges left but they were to busy to continue the contest and by the way you can't push me off the edge even if you tried and clearly you didn't my comment i don't put any of my good creations on here therefore you have no idea how good i am.
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| September 7, 2012, 6:53 pm
Quoting Griffin .
I doubt you would've won anyways. Yes I can. I've done it to the weakest people, including you. Psh, when this contest starts, I doubt you'd get any points except for 1 or 2. I've seen your latest creations.

Then you'll be surprised when i get to round 3.
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| September 7, 2012, 8:10 pm
Quoting Griffin .
I doubt you would've won anyways. Yes I can. I've done it to the weakest people, including you. Psh, when this contest starts, I doubt you'd get any points except for 1 or 2. I've seen your latest creations.

Ya know what disregard my other reply to you i am happy you insulted me on my creations because you would underestimate me.
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| September 7, 2012, 8:20 pm
Quoting Griffin .
You'll never get to round 3;
Compare THIS to this.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/336532




http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/333420

Just like you to choose one of the worst mocs I've built.
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| September 7, 2012, 8:23 pm
Quoting Griffin .
You'll never get to round 3;
Compare THIS to this.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/336532




http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/333420

Truly humble and identifiable of you to compare his creation to YOURS. How did you prove anything with that? In fact, even though your creation was presented better (not saying well, just better), it was still more complex and better than your gray square on a baseplate.

And you absolutely missed the point with linking to your worst creation (correction - I wish it were your worst), because he was bragging about reaching third round, not just being better than you - if you try to prove somebody wrong, do not embarrase yourself by showing everybody how bad you are, rather show your pride and honour by linking to an actual creation that has won the second round in any previous MOColympics.

Nobody will think of you worthy to smack with actual effort if you insult others' skill whithout any basis in your own. I am surprised you even dare discussing skill while you have none of your own. Go make a good MOC and come back, maybe you get lucky in the MOColympics and get to round two.
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| September 8, 2012, 7:03 am
Quoting Griffin .
You'll never get to round 3;
Compare THIS to this.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/336532




http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/333420

I'm with Deus on this matter, you need to make some valid point with your smack by giving some amount of evidence of your reputation (if any) to back you up. The better known (and often more feared) builders such as Ian Spacek, or Annie Corder have much more opportunity for smack than the newer members.
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| September 8, 2012, 5:12 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Wait let me get this right... You just ninja smacked yourself?



More insults, haha... cough. I'll answer this, the rest of the ninjas smacked Kai because he said " You just got Kaied."

Quoting Griffin .
Worst. Smack. Ever.


Thank you, thank you. I appreciate the applause.

And now for the devastating blow...

*fart*
Kai: that's it?
Me: just wait...
*Booommm*
Earth goes to smitherines!!!!!
KaiL: You turned into skeletons, you know.
Me: Sorry, I'll think of better ways of a devastating blow than turning ourselves into skeletons. But haw can I create another one if there is no earth. Let's go to Pluto. And i'll find a way to put our skins back on.
Kai: Good grief.
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| September 8, 2012, 5:32 pm
Quoting Griffin .
HA! YOU REALLY THINK I UNDERESTIMATE YOU?! SILLY CHILD! I DON'T UNDERESTIMATE YOU A SINGLE BIT! HA!

Well if you are trying to talk smack to me you certainly have failed.
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| September 8, 2012, 5:33 pm
Quoting Mark Murphy
I'm with Deus on this matter, you need to make some valid point with your smack by giving some amount of evidence of your reputation (if any) to back you up. The better known (and often more feared) builders such as Ian Spacek, or Annie Corder have much more opportunity for smack than the newer members.

Actually, you mis-interpreted Deus's words. (Not an uncommon occurrence among the young and naive.) He means that one's reputation and skill is irrelevant, it is the skill of those who reach round three that matters. (Such as my own.) I find it something of a slight that you did not include me in your list of "better" builders, but I recognize that due to my considerable fame you figured that it was unnecessary to point me out. I won't be as understanding should you make this mistake again, however.
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| September 8, 2012, 5:42 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, you mis-interpreted Deus's words. (Not an uncommon occurrence among the young and naive.) He means that one's reputation and skill is irrelevant, it is the skill of those who reach round three that matters. (Such as my own.) I find it something of a slight that you did not include me in your list of "better" builders, but I recognize that due to my considerable fame you figured that it was unnecessary to point me out. I won't be as understanding should you make this mistake again, however.

So you think. Or you just interpreted his words differently than I did, Only Deus can tell us which he really meant.

I only listed two people who were 'better builders' and even if I had mentioned more, it regretfully pains me to inform you that your name did not even cross my consideration.

I gave compliment where it was due, and withheld it from where I deemed it was not deserved. Apparently your reputation is not so great as you thought.
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| September 8, 2012, 5:49 pm
Quoting Kyle Peckham
Says the man with a generic toa of fire as a self-moc.

"He died and was brought back to life to save people again!"

Your arguement is invalid, atleast I don't spend the time to write your so-called "stories", more like cartoon strips if you ask me.


Well hey, it's better then having a --- self-MOC. >.> (dang moderation!)

Well at least I write my own stories instead of building for someone else's. Talk about laziness.
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| September 8, 2012, 6:01 pm
Quoting Mark Murphy
So you think. Or you just interpreted his words differently than I did, Only Deus can tell us which he really meant.

I only listed two people who were 'better builders' and even if I had mentioned more, it regretfully pains me to inform you that your name did not even cross my consideration.

I gave compliment where it was due, and withheld it from where I deemed it was not deserved. Apparently your reputation is not so great as you thought.

Interesting yet incorrect perspective. Re-read his comment out loud to better understand it.
Evidently you browse only the dark and dusty corners of MOCpages, or you're colour blind and dizzy. However, I find it more likely that due to your extreme lack of quantifiable intelligence you attempted to smack me through omission. However, you have only incurred my wrath. This will be speaking with you tonight: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76391967@N08/7957221290/in/photostream
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| September 8, 2012, 6:06 pm
Quoting Mark Murphy

Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist

I would say that you are both partly right, but that would not fit with the spirit of the thread, so I will say you are both wrong.

Mark was very good at reading between the lines, but as times when he was told he will not make it to the second round, he does not understand the direct message.

While LCV understood the direct message, his obnoxious self-centered personallity has blinded him once again from the ethic lesson that is "hidden" in most of my smack.

When replying to me or talking about what I say, at least think about what you will write. You can physically not defeat me anyways, so at least try beating me in smacking.
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| September 8, 2012, 6:09 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Interesting yet incorrect perspective. Re-read his comment out loud to better understand it.
Evidently you browse only the dark and dusty corners of MOCpages, or you're colour blind and dizzy. However, I find it more likely that due to your extreme lack of quantifiable intelligence you attempted to smack me through omission. However, you have only incurred my wrath. This will be speaking with you tonight: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76391967@N08/7957221290/in/photostream

Oh dear... The beast has been angered... and if I am in this group that would not be the 'dark and dusty corners' now would it? Your attempted smack was a good one, however you fail to realize that in the cold light of logic that one can always interpret two different things from the same phrase. Therefore it is not my intelligence that is lacking, but your common sense and logic that we should all be aware of's absence.
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| September 8, 2012, 6:15 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace
I've been in a contest but the contest failed due to MP not working for the person who created it and the fact that there was only two judges left but they were to busy to continue the contest

That point is completely invalid. Your scores were a 1 and a 2.
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| September 8, 2012, 6:20 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
This will be speaking with you tonight: http://www.flickr.com/photos/76391967@N08/7957221290/in/photostream

Try to intimidate with intimidating images. YOu did not appear like the most skilled builder by linking to that one, if you want a mountain of smack to avalance on you, just put a bull's eye on your back and go out, which is something you do not seem to do very often.

Next time, when threatening, do it like this:
"I will be busy building and developping techniques tonight, but I know a guy with an army of these - http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/275323 , who would be happy to decimate you and your family. Enjoy."
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| September 8, 2012, 6:24 pm
But in general, I am flattered that my smack was a subject of interpretational discussion, it made me feel like a writer of FAMOUS phylosphy books.
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| September 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
Quoting John Daniels
Sinking down to Yo Momma jokes? All respect for you (what little I had in the first place) is gone.


That's just 'cause Yo momma was too stup!d to teach you any
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| September 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
Quoting David .
That's just 'cause Yo momma was too stup!d to teach you any

"Yo momma" jokes can be either very average, or very intelligent (if derived from psychological theory). Guess which one you have?

Anyways, got time?
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| September 8, 2012, 6:38 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
"Yo momma" jokes can be either very average, or very intelligent (if derived from psychological theory). Guess which one you have?

Anyways, got time?

I'm just gonna go with The latter of the two?
Not now, gonna have no internet. But maybe tonight or tommorrow. (Definately tommorow, when I start building the thing that will CRUSH YOU ALL!
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| September 8, 2012, 6:45 pm
Quoting Halhi 141
That point is completely invalid. Your scores were a 1 and a 2.

That was the second round and i would have done better if i wasn't leaving in 20 minutes(5 minutes to find bricks 5 minutes to build and 10 to post)to go camping if i had more time i would have built something much better and might i add that the one i entered into the 3 color category got a 64100 and i built that in 15 minutes.
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| September 8, 2012, 6:47 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace~~Currently down with Bronchitis~~
That was the second round and i would have done better if i wasn't leaving in 20 minutes(5 minutes to find bricks 5 minutes to build and 10 to post)to go camping if i had more time i would have built something much better and might i add that the one i entered into the 3 color category got a 64100 and i built that in 15 minutes.

Then show us one of your "better" MOCs.
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| September 8, 2012, 7:03 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Maybe it did, and yet I can skill out-smack you.
The instant that I value another's opinion more so than my own is the instant that I am no longer a reasoning human being, and to believe otherwise is true folly. However, if it aids your spirit to believe yourself empowered by your peers, then by all means continue. And if your soul does not fear me, then you must be a ginger, despite the photos I've seen of your horrific visage.

Well worded, I admire your over-confidence. Although taking a stab at personal image is rather low (I suppose it's due to your recent plummet in quality). Plus, smacks at physical appearance are totally irrelevant to the argument. It makes you look desperate. As for fear, you've yet to give me a good reason to fear you. In my opinion: "because I'm god-like" isn't very frightening coming form a fellow human being. I'll leave it to your better judgement whether it's wise to suggest that you're not a human. As for peers, they see what they see. It may not effect you personally, but it still effects your reputation. And what's more, I still feel the satisfaction of victory when you don't respond. Please try and do better in the future.
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| September 8, 2012, 7:30 pm
Quoting Halhi 141
Then show us one of your "better" MOCs.

take a look at my newest one.
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| September 8, 2012, 7:49 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Says The "Bad Grammar and Order" Boy.

its not the grammar its the order and punctuation besides i choose not to put in correct punctuation.
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| September 8, 2012, 7:52 pm
Quoting Timothy Wallace~~Currently down with Bronchitis~~
its not the grammar its the order and punctuation besides i choose not to put in correct punctuation.

Not having the correct punctuation and/or word order makes one seem immature and young, so if you intend to do it that way...
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| September 8, 2012, 8:46 pm
Quoting Mark Murphy
Not having the correct punctuation and/or word order makes one seem immature and young, so if you intend to do it that way...

Yes I'm trying to make people think I'm immature.
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| September 8, 2012, 8:51 pm
Quoting Griffin .
You'll never get to round 3;
Compare THIS to this.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/336532




http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/333420
HA he could just compare THIS: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/340259
To this:http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/337413

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| September 9, 2012, 12:24 am
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Intelligence is not knowledge, this is what every intellectual knows. Guess who will never be one? LEGO is art and who does not take it as such, can not win any contest, especially not one as large as MOColympics. Intellectualism is the necessary foundation for art, so when you try to build a MOC, you go all into "awesome", but you build quickly and without coherence, becasue you do not know what you are building, you do not know how your subject looks, you are a completely unprepaired contendant in the MOColympics.

Try building as well as you smack and you can at least be considered a clone kiddie and learn some humility and respect for your oponent, because even though your god is a lie, you may at least take up the phylosophy you are being force-fed for twelve years. Or stop calling yourself a "true" christian, becasue when you do not go into smack thread with honour, you are hypocritically denying your so-called individuum, especially when smacking somebody about their intelligence, of which you obviously know nothing. You have nothing to smack others about, but I will accept your victory and stand by your side in the argument if you get an adequate answer to this.
Hmm... How long did you spend in the text books to get that first sentence? And to answer your question, you. That, is why I learned to enter last so I can improve my entry or anything necessary. If it gets too late for my comfort, I enter, and worry. Lego is an art, and should be used as such.When building, I always try for "awesome", though lack of pieces restricts me greatly. I use my money wisely, and don't blow it all on something, unless I know that I have more. I have a job, (sort of) that holds a some-what steady income. I thank you for the praise, but if I built as well as I smacked I would indeed be considered a clone kiddie, as my smacks are nowhere near my building skills, though they get me by. My God is certainly not a "lie" as you may say, for the events of the past prove him to be true over and over. I have not been force-fed, but hungering for twelve years learning more and more about him, and how to serve him. Try smacking as well as you build and you can be considered a true smacker. I come here with honor, and respect others around me, opposing me, with their pitiful "slaps" not even worthy to be a "flick" I do indeed have something to smack others about, as long as I smack them first, and get a response. I am very intelligent, unlike you, who is prone to guess and wonder. I salute you, and respect you, but for now I wonder how you will respond, with me or against me, as I am no smarter than you, you having been in this world a good 2 or 3 years older than me. I now await your response, hater.
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| September 9, 2012, 12:46 am
Quoting Deus Otiosus
"Yo momma" jokes can be either very average, or very intelligent (if derived from psychological theory). Guess which one you have?

Anyways, got time?

I KNOW, I KNOW, its the first one.
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| September 9, 2012, 1:40 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Intelligence is not knowledge, this is what every intellectual knows. Guess who will never be one? LEGO is art and who does not take it as such, can not win any contest, especially not one as large as MOColympics. Intellectualism is the necessary foundation for art, so when you try to build a MOC, you go all into "awesome", but you build quickly and without coherence, becasue you do not know what you are building, you do not know how your subject looks, you are a completely unprepaired contendant in the MOColympics.

Try building as well as you smack and you can at least be considered a clone kiddie and learn some humility and respect for your oponent, because even though your god is a lie, you may at least take up the phylosophy you are being force-fed for twelve years. Or stop calling yourself a "true" christian, becasue when you do not go into smack thread with honour, you are hypocritically denying your so-called individuum, especially when smacking somebody about their intelligence, of which you obviously know nothing. You have nothing to smack others about, but I will accept your victory and stand by your side in the argument if you get an adequate answer to this.
Hmm... How long did you spend in the text books to get that first sentence? And to answer your question, you. That, is why I learned to enter last so I can improve my entry or anything necessary. If it gets too late for my comfort, I enter, and worry. Lego is an art, and should be used as such.When building, I always try for "awesome", though lack of pieces restricts me greatly. I use my money wisely, and don't blow it all on something, unless I know that I have more. I have a job, (sort of) that holds a some-what steady income. I thank you for the praise, but if I built as well as I smacked I would indeed be considered a clone kiddie, as my smacks are nowhere near my building skills, though they get me by. My God is certainly not a "lie" as you may say, for the events of the past prove him to be true over and over. I have not been force-fed, but hungering for twelve years learning more and more about him, and how to serve him. Try smacking as well as you build and you can be considered a true smacker. I come here with honor, and respect others around me, opposing me, with their pitiful "slaps" not even worthy to be a "flick" I do indeed have something to smack others about, as long as I smack them first, and get a response. I am very intelligent, unlike you, who is prone to guess and wonder. I salute you, and respect you, but for now I wonder how you will respond, with me or against me, as I am no smarter than you, you having been in this world a good 2 or 3 years older than me. I now await your response, hater.

I know its not really smack at all, but I like your response to him, very well worded and everything.
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| September 9, 2012, 1:46 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
"because I'm god-like"

Deus is latin for "god", so what he meant he is becomming more and more like me, which IS something to be afraid of.
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| September 9, 2012, 4:38 am

Quoting David .
Hmm... How long did you spend in the text books to get that first sentence? And to answer your question, you. That, is why I learned to enter last so I can improve my entry or anything necessary. If it gets too late for my comfort, I enter, and worry. Lego is an art, and should be used as such.When building, I always try for "awesome", though lack of pieces restricts me greatly. I use my money wisely, and don't blow it all on something, unless I know that I have more. I have a job, (sort of) that holds a some-what steady income. I thank you for the praise, but if I built as well as I smacked I would indeed be considered a clone kiddie, as my smacks are nowhere near my building skills, though they get me by. My God is certainly not a "lie" as you may say, for the events of the past prove him to be true over and over. I have not been force-fed, but hungering for twelve years learning more and more about him, and how to serve him. Try smacking as well as you build and you can be considered a true smacker. I come here with honor, and respect others around me, opposing me, with their pitiful "slaps" not even worthy to be a "flick" I do indeed have something to smack others about, as long as I smack them first, and get a response. I am very intelligent, unlike you, who is prone to guess and wonder. I salute you, and respect you, but for now I wonder how you will respond, with me or against me, as I am no smarter than you, you having been in this world a good 2 or 3 years older than me. I now await your response, hater.

About ypour first half-smack - I have not written any textbooks about that, so I will say zero. That was actually a praise, considering that, from your flawed perspective.

Use your money as wisely as you choose, but there are more importaint things than that, at least in the MOColympics - using your bricks wisely, which is a skill that you learn with time and not money. You do not stand a chance this year anyways, but for next year, try to get some skill. And about "god", I will not even get into a debate, just think about what would happen to you if you were born in a different environment (you know what that means).

You have not shown much respect until now though, which is not even a convincing form of it. How are respect and honour worth anything only when pointed out to be lacking in your older posts? You have much more to learn in that regard, the worst problem is that you can not even notice how bad you are at it. Smacking somebody first and having him or her respond is not a worthy smack if it is not based on you actually being better than the one you try to smack. Now that is generally just a problem of finding an area where you have at least rationizable superiority, but you have nothing over most other MOColympics contestants, so even when you find a lesser smackee, it is so much less dignifying, seeing how you smack kiddies with no skill that will share your fate in the first round.

And please, do not say you are very intelligent, it lowers the standard when you call me as such. Saying that I am older than you is only effective if you are as intelligent as I was at your age. Well...

I am surprised you managed to make an extensive response to my smack, although its content suffered greatly with length. Well, I guess there are others to smack.
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| September 9, 2012, 5:19 am
Quoting Ian Spacek
Well worded, I admire your over-confidence. Although taking a stab at personal image is rather low (I suppose it's due to your recent plummet in quality). Plus, smacks at physical appearance are totally irrelevant to the argument. It makes you look desperate. As for fear, you've yet to give me a good reason to fear you. In my opinion: "because I'm god-like" isn't very frightening coming form a fellow human being. I'll leave it to your better judgement whether it's wise to suggest that you're not a human. As for peers, they see what they see. It may not effect you personally, but it still effects your reputation. And what's more, I still feel the satisfaction of victory when you don't respond. Please try and do better in the future.

If you mean "over-confidence" as "well deserved and justified confidence", then by all means admire it. If you mean it in the standard connotation, then realize that your under-estimation of my abilities will spell disaster for you should you face me in the one-on-one rounds. (Unlikely, as there's no precedent of you reaching round two.) Irrelevant to the argument? I disagree. Your "horrific visage" will have precipitated much emotional pain for yourself, thus you turn to LEGO for solace. However, you are biased against the society that has so cruelly judged you, and due not listen to the wisdom of others. Therefore, your building skills do not improve as you are introduced to new techniques, as you stubbornly refuse to acknowledge that which your tormentors created. As for fear, check my homepage. I know that you take pride in your imagined victories, for small things amuse small minds. I won't attempt to strip you of this pleasure, but I won't make it easy for you to gain. Hopefully you can conjure a few words in response to this comment, after you've finished crying.
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| September 9, 2012, 6:46 am
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Deus is latin for "god", so what he meant he is becomming more and more like me, which IS something to be afraid of.

I hardly think so. On a completely unrelated note, I have a few hundred dozen critiques for your last MOC, which in all honesty was subpar and left much to be desired. I realize that living in a small European country doesn't give much opportunity to obtain LEGO, but at least try to practice with what you have. You say that it was built many years ago, but I find its skill level reminiscent of your current abilities. Also... Um, never mind. In conclusion, I am in no way, shape, or form becoming like yourself. ;)
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| September 9, 2012, 7:20 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
If you mean "over-confidence" as "well deserved and justified confidence", then by all means admire it. If you mean it in the standard connotation, then realize that your under-estimation of my abilities will spell disaster for you should you face me in the one-on-one rounds. (Unlikely, as there's no precedent of you reaching round two.) Irrelevant to the argument? I disagree. Your "horrific visage" will have precipitated much emotional pain for yourself, thus you turn to LEGO for solace. However, you are biased against the society that has so cruelly judged you, and due not listen to the wisdom of others. Therefore, your building skills do not improve as you are introduced to new techniques, as you stubbornly refuse to acknowledge that which your tormentors created. As for fear, check my homepage. I know that you take pride in your imagined victories, for small things amuse small minds. I won't attempt to strip you of this pleasure, but I won't make it easy for you to gain. Hopefully you can conjure a few words in response to this comment, after you've finished crying.

Well you got your wish...sort of. I'm conjuring up more than a few words. I was also laughing so hard reading your comment above, tears WERE coming from my eyes. Threats, boasting, and assumptions...tsk, tsk, tsk. I asked you to do better, not worse. Considering all my comments on your creations, I'm surprise you're still under the illusion that I haven't viewed your homepage. I thought such simple logic would be within your grasp (talk about small minds...) My point: I remain unafraid. Call my victories "imagined" as much as you'd like. When you don't respond, there's no proof to the contrary. In such instances, such words ("take pride in your imagined victories") do nothing. In regards to techniques, I'm one of those builders that likes to use my imagination and come up with new ones. Although if you'd bother to examine my pages further, I think you'd find I've used quite a few developed by others. As for my "horrific visage" which you seem intent on pursuing (to your s-h-a-m-e), all evidence is to the contrary. Even if do look bad, it really doesn't effect my life. I have a large circle of friends here on the pages, and am in the process of getting to know several of the prominent AFOL better. That said, I ask you again, try and do better.
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| September 9, 2012, 4:03 pm
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Quoting Ian Spacek
...and am in the process of getting to know several of the prominent AFOL better.


Didn't I give you a donut?

Sorry, irrelevant... continue with your smacking all.
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| September 9, 2012, 4:12 pm
Quoting Chris Phipson

Didn't I give you a donut?

Sorry, irrelevant... continue with your smacking all.

Ouch! Hit by the mod. Hate to rain on your parade Chris, but you're actually not the main one of whom I'm speaking. So sorry.
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| September 9, 2012, 4:16 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
Well you got your wish...sort of. I'm conjuring up more than a few words. I was also laughing so hard reading your comment above, tears WERE coming from my eyes. Threats, boasting, and assumptions...tsk, tsk, tsk. I asked you to do better, not worse. Considering all my comments on your creations, I'm surprise you're still under the illusion that I haven't viewed your homepage. I thought such simple logic would be within your grasp (talk about small minds...) My point: I remain unafraid. Call my victories "imagined" as much as you'd like. When you don't respond, there's no proof to the contrary. In such instances, such words ("take pride in your imagined victories") do nothing. In regards to techniques, I'm one of those builders that likes to use my imagination and come up with new ones. Although if you'd bother to examine my pages further, I think you'd find I've used quite a few developed by others. As for my "horrific visage" which you seem intent on pursuing (to your s-h-a-m-e), all evidence is to the contrary. Even if do look bad, it really doesn't effect my life. I have a large circle of friends here on the pages, and am in the process of getting to know several of the prominent AFOL better. That said, I ask you again, try and do better.

Ah, so you have seen my homepage. I just assumed that you would be looking at the "Most Popular", "Most Discussed", and "Across MOCpages" sections and clicking on the best creations there, thus skipping my homepage and going straight to my MOCs. Evidently you are a bigger fan of myself than I initially believed, no surprise. Obviously you won't concede defeat until vanquished beyond all reasonable doubt, so I'll resume this section of discussion after posting my entry. (It's primed to be my greatest MOC yet...) While your horrific visage may not affect your life on the 'pages your building skill (or lack thereof) certainly does. As for all your friends and AFOL buds, I shall decimate them in this competition as well. Even the judges... Bwahahahaha! (On that rather lacklustre note, I will retire to my room for building.)
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| September 9, 2012, 6:36 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Ah, so you have seen my homepage. I just assumed that you would be looking at the "Most Popular", "Most Discussed", and "Across MOCpages" sections and clicking on the best creations there, thus skipping my homepage and going straight to my MOCs. Evidently you are a bigger fan of myself than I initially believed, no surprise. Obviously you won't concede defeat until vanquished beyond all reasonable doubt, so I'll resume this section of discussion after posting my entry. (It's primed to be my greatest MOC yet...) While your horrific visage may not affect your life on the 'pages your building skill (or lack thereof) certainly does. As for all your friends and AFOL buds, I shall decimate them in this competition as well. Even the judges... Bwahahahaha! (On that rather lacklustre note, I will retire to my room for building.)

I don't think you'll find bashing the judges very helpful, especially if you're really conspiring to supposedly build the best entry in the MOs qualifier (which is easier said than done). One that note, I'm afraid you'll have to choose between the unlikely two. Best of luck all the same. My entry is in progress too. We'll see what a person of my low caliber can produce. And if you like, as you've hinted above, I'm willing to just let the Lego do the talking from here on out. Your call.
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| September 9, 2012, 7:33 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Your never supposed to help someone smack the other person, it just tells everyone how weak you are at smacking alone. You want me to still compare something? Sure! I'll do his most "Popular" one.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/338928 His weird Christophisis build...

http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/77596
My Imperial Fortress.

I should try comparing one of yours...
If you did that, you would shame yourself. Example, me: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/340224
You: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/339833

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| September 9, 2012, 7:46 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Was that supposed to be a smack? I'd give it at the same rate of your builds, 2!
You mean you'd rate his builds higher than yours?

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| September 9, 2012, 7:47 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Your never supposed to help someone smack the other person, it just tells everyone how weak you are at smacking alone. You want me to still compare something? Sure! I'll do his most "Popular" one.

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/338928 His weird Christophisis build...

http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/77596
My Imperial Fortress.

I should try comparing one of yours...

Wow I would of thought you would choose one of your "good" creations oh, wait that is one of your "good" creations and by the way my Christophisis is not anything "good" its just for a RPG that I'm in and its by whether or not our leader deems us worthy of promotion and that was a indirect shot to David which is by my standards a cowardly way of smack.
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| September 9, 2012, 7:48 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Was that supposed to be a smack? I'd give it at the same rate of your builds, 2!

Man I'd say that was some sad smack and it wasn't smack it was a correction and if cared enough to look at your builds I'm sure all of them would be a 1 out of 5 and I find that as I said to Freeling++ you claim to bite but all you can do is bark and you can't even do that right.
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| September 9, 2012, 7:59 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Thanks! That was one of my good creations! Really? You choose the worse build (Yours) over the good (Mine) one? Your so generous today David!
Apparently that is the only creation you've seen of mine, and your so jelly you can't stand it. :)

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| September 9, 2012, 8:09 pm
Quoting Griffin .
I'm not being serious, nor sensitive, if you haven't noticed. You haven't even seen my face, so that smack was just whack! If anything, your the Klone Kiddie, at least I don't have a siggy that actually shows a clone...Hehehe...

Yes I haven't seen your face but I was talking about your Siggy. If you haven't noticed a Klone Kiddie is a kid(YFOL) that sharpies clones and I am not but you are.
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| September 9, 2012, 9:37 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Oh? How does it even look like a butt, a lot of people use that head for their siggys. I didn't know you were a TFOL, but I've seen you do sharpied clones. That means your a Klone Teen, your just like all of the others. Ashame. Makes sense why you rarely got promoted in that group...

In case you haven't noticed I gave that up awhile ago(I'm talking about the Klone Teen remark). Yes I know that but it was supposed to be smack. Well There is a lot of things you don't know about me because I don't live my whole life online and I certainly don't share personal stuff online. Which group? Ashame really? What were you trying to spell right there?
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| September 9, 2012, 9:57 pm
Quoting Griffin .
Okay...? At least I didn't give away my age and personal stuff- unlike what you did. I only gave away two things, and thinking that I spend my time on the computer for my whole life? Worst. Smack. Guess. EVEAH! That was Smack, if you didn't know. :) Idk, but Idc. Wow, your a TFOL, and you don't even know what I was meant? Sad, sad...(Smack!)

At least its not enough for anyone to track me. I never said you spend your life on the computer I said that I don't spend mine on the computer. I didn't it was too subtle but I don't care and while your here smacking I'm building more and more on my entry. Yes I'm a TFOL I think we discussed this already. I don't know what you meant because you didn't spell a real word spell it right and maybe I will understand.
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| September 9, 2012, 10:33 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
I don't think you'll find bashing the judges very helpful, especially if you're really conspiring to supposedly build the best entry in the MOs qualifier (which is easier said than done). One that note, I'm afraid you'll have to choose between the unlikely two. Best of luck all the same. My entry is in progress too. We'll see what a person of my low caliber can produce. And if you like, as you've hinted above, I'm willing to just let the Lego do the talking from here on out. Your call.

Despite the fact that I am out-smacking you, I too am willing to let the LEGO speak for me. I will eagerly await your MOC as a vulture awaits carrion.
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| September 10, 2012, 7:14 am
I hope the term "clone teen" does not catch on, becasue "kiddie" only means immature over-enthusiastic and close-minded following of a certain, mostly undeserving, subject.
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| September 10, 2012, 8:44 am
Quoting Griffin .
Your saying that, not me. Proven.
I know, but your "best build rates about -1.

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| September 10, 2012, 11:43 am
Quoting Deus Otiosus
I hope the term "clone teen" does not catch on, becasue "kiddie" only means immature over-enthusiastic and close-minded following of a certain, mostly undeserving, subject.

and because when we hear 'clone teen', we immediately think of you. :P
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| September 10, 2012, 2:49 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
and because when we hear 'clone teen', we immediately think of you. :P

Well yes, that is why it would not work. And I admit to making a "custom clone" once.

http://www.mocpages.com/image_zoom.php?mocid=264245&id=/user_images/46536/1303151272m
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| September 10, 2012, 2:55 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Well yes, that is why it would not work. And I admit to making a "custom clone" once.

http://www.mocpages.com/image_zoom.php?mocid=264245&id=/user_images/46536/1303151272m

D: so, you reckon youcan resist the temptation of doing another? :P
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| September 10, 2012, 3:09 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
D: so, you reckon youcan resist the temptation of doing another? :P

I am considering it, but it would not fit with my current theme. Maybe you could make one for me? You seem like a preson who could not make much more, so at least do what you are good at.
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| September 10, 2012, 3:31 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
I am considering it, but it would not fit with my current theme. Maybe you could make one for me? You seem like a preson who could not make much more, so at least do what you are good at.

well, thanks for the offer, and I'd love to do it, but at the moment, there's this contest going on, so I won't be available... And you're much less likely to get past round 1, so you may as well make it now...
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| September 10, 2012, 3:34 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
And you're much less likely to get past round 1, so you may as well make it now...

Thank you, captain obvious! I did not even enter this year, there are things that are more importaint to me than MOColympics.

But that does not mean I have time.
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| September 10, 2012, 3:38 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Thank you, captain obvious! I did not even enter this year, there are things that are more importaint to me than MOColympics.

But that does not mean I have time.

things like secretly sharpiing clones?

no, but it means I can't.
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| September 10, 2012, 3:40 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
well, thanks for the offer, and I'd love to do it, but at the moment, there's this contest going on, so I won't be available... And you're much less likely to get past round 1, so you may as well make it now...

Actually, I think he has a better chance then you. Kind of like how my Uncle entered a band competition and came in third, but there was only one other competitor.
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| September 10, 2012, 4:13 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, I think he has a better chance then you. Kind of like how my Uncle entered a band competition and came in third, but there was only one other competitor.

It runs in the family.
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| September 10, 2012, 4:28 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
It runs in the family.

Too bad he was adopted and not blood relation. What say you now?
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| September 10, 2012, 4:31 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
To bad he was adopted and not blood relation. What say you now?

I am saying you are addopted. Your real mother is a hamster.
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| September 10, 2012, 4:34 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
I am saying you are addopted. Your real mother is a hamster.

In that case, you must be my father...
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| September 10, 2012, 4:36 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
In that case, you must be my father...

Hey! Some people like elderberries!
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| September 10, 2012, 4:37 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, I think he has a better chance then you. Kind of like how my Uncle entered a band competition and came in third, but there was only one other competitor.

ouch
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| September 10, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
Hey! Some people like elderberries!

Right...
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| September 10, 2012, 4:40 pm
Quoting The Timinater !
ouch

That's what she... Need I say more? (Yeah, this one's crude, even by my standards...)
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| September 10, 2012, 4:42 pm
This thread is longer than the amount of time you will all last in this competition. Oh snap.
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| September 10, 2012, 6:48 pm
Quoting Christian Hansen
I'm virtually inactive (except for liking people's creations), and i'm still going to beat you guys!

Right after pigs fly.
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| September 10, 2012, 6:51 pm
Quoting Brixwhiz .
This thread is longer than the amount of time you will all last in this competition. Oh snap.

You mean we will all pass round 17?
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| September 10, 2012, 6:53 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
You mean we will all pass round 17?

No it means that's how far you'll make it to. dun dun DUN...
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| September 10, 2012, 7:23 pm
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Right after pigs fly.

Oh, they just did.
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| September 10, 2012, 9:32 pm
How about there isn't any smack talk, and it's all happytime/rainbow/cupceak time instead. We can have nice things and instead of smack talk we have hug talk. :>

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| September 11, 2012, 12:50 pm
Quoting Iceman .
How about there isn't any smack talk, and it's all happytime/rainbow/cupceak time instead. We can have nice things and instead of smack talk we have hug talk. :>
Hippie. ;)

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| September 11, 2012, 1:04 pm
Quoting Brixwhiz .
This thread is longer than the amount of time you will all last in this competition. Oh snap.

But since you can not measure your size in the time plain without knowing what exactly gravitation is, this has no definete meaning.
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| September 11, 2012, 2:43 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Iceman .
How about there isn't any smack talk, and it's all happytime/rainbow/cupceak time instead. We can have nice things and instead of smack talk we have hug talk. :>
Hippie. ;)

Make love! Not war! :>
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| September 11, 2012, 3:15 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Make love! Not war! :>

Someone make a "Seven Nation Army" to attack!!!! hehehe
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| September 11, 2012, 3:36 pm
Quoting Iceman .
Make love! Not war! :>
*pulls out a machine gun*

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| September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Iceman .
Make love! Not war! :>
*pulls out a machine gun*

*Pulls out a bazooka**BOOM*
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| September 11, 2012, 3:47 pm
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*Pulls out a bazooka**BOOM*
*activates force-field, watches show*

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| September 11, 2012, 3:59 pm
Quoting Bob the inconceivably invincible
Oh, they just did.

Yeah, well...my momma so fat...I forget the rest. Take that!
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| September 12, 2012, 10:16 am
Quoting BobaFett 2
Yeah, well...my momma so fat...I forget the rest. Take that!

You mean that his mother is so fat that she is almost as fat as yours?
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| September 12, 2012, 10:27 am
Quoting Deus Otiosus
You mean that his mother is so fat that she is almost as fat as yours?
That smack was so bad in caused Mocpages to crash a few days before it was even posted!

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| September 12, 2012, 10:44 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Deus Otiosus
You mean that his mother is so fat that she is almost as fat as yours?
That smack was so bad in caused Mocpages to crash a few days before it was even posted!

Seriously, you're reusing smack made by Ian?
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| September 12, 2012, 10:51 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Deus Otiosus
You mean that his mother is so fat that she is almost as fat as yours?
That smack was so bad in caused Mocpages to crash a few days before it was even posted!

I intended it to be bad. That is how I smacked everybody who used the same joke.
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| September 12, 2012, 10:53 am
Quoting Rogue Spartan
Seriously, you're reusing smack made by Ian?
Wasn't aware he made it. Since he did, Good one, Ian!

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| September 12, 2012, 1:22 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
I intended it to be bad. That is how I smacked everybody who used the same joke.
Uhuh. Saying that makes you look very defensive.

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| September 12, 2012, 6:06 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
In that case, you must be my father...


It seems I smell "elder berries".
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| September 14, 2012, 11:26 am
woa--- 1st moc olympics--- and i think i should have changed the 1st view pic on my moc :0
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| September 14, 2012, 8:23 pm
Quoting Justin M

It seems I smell "elder berries".

Actually, you smell of them. Take a bath.
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| September 14, 2012, 8:34 pm
Quoting SiD STELLARNESS
woa--- 1st moc olympics--- and i think i should have changed the 1st view pic on my moc :0

Well if this is your first MocOlympics be advised that this is the "Smack" thread, where illiterate builders enjoy taking on self-abuse and also suffer from a lack in brain cells.

Oh, what I'm saying is your comment would be best fit in the "General conversation" thread.
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| September 14, 2012, 8:36 pm
Quoting Stormbringer .
Well if this is your first MocOlympics be advised that this is the "Smack" thread, where illiterate builders enjoy taking on self-abuse and also suffer from a lack in brain cells.

I have seen no self(or otherwise)-abuse here.
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| September 15, 2012, 12:24 am
I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU! I HAVE THE POWER OF....LEGO! (Although we all do) BUT ILL STILL WIN! :P
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| September 15, 2012, 6:16 am
Quoting Stormbringer .
Well if this is your first MocOlympics be advised that this is the "Smack" thread, where illiterate builders enjoy taking on self-abuse and also suffer from a lack in brain cells.

Oh, what I'm saying is your comment would be best fit in the "General conversation" thread.



point taken
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| September 15, 2012, 2:06 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, you smell of them. Take a bath.


I'm always happy to get a complement.
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| September 15, 2012, 2:17 pm
Peeps, Prepare to lose!! >:D


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| September 16, 2012, 3:13 pm
Quoting Mark Erickson
Peeps, Prepare to lose!! >:D


Was that supposed to be smack old man?(No offence)
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| September 16, 2012, 3:25 pm
Quoting Mark Erickson
Peeps, Prepare to lose!! >:D


http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m963y3BtaO1qea1da.jpg
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| September 16, 2012, 3:34 pm
Meh,losers.:P
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| September 16, 2012, 4:25 pm
I propose the creation of a un-smack thread where instead of ripping people to shreds by means of verbal abuse, and we support each other and give each other metaphorical pats on the back. Now which one of you losers is with me?

And remember the Mocpages rules:
Use appropriate language and do not be mean, rude, or insulting.

Oh how I love sarcasm.
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| September 16, 2012, 7:28 pm
You are all Doomed..
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| September 16, 2012, 8:14 pm
Quoting Stormbringer .
You are all Doomed..

HAH! Thou shalt bask in my glory!
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| September 16, 2012, 8:19 pm
Quoting Stormbringer .
You are all Doomed..


That's what I just said..

In a manner of speaking...

;)
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| September 16, 2012, 9:22 pm
Quoting Mark Erickson

That's what I just said..

In a manner of speaking...

;)

Either way, I'll make sure that your death is slow and painful, and then I'll feed your remains to your family members by telling them you're chicken.
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| September 19, 2012, 7:22 pm
Quoting Christian Hansen

Yeah, to ME!

That would be really embarrassing if he came in 151st.
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| September 22, 2012, 8:41 am
Quoting Stormbringer .
You are all Doomed..


What's with the two periods? Is that supposed to intimidate us?
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| September 24, 2012, 11:12 am
Quoting David .
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*Pulls out a bazooka**BOOM*
*activates force-field, watches show*

*loads bazooka with force-field fracturing shell**launches shell**loads anti-shield shell**launches shell**BOOM**mini mushroom cloud**sits back and relaxes*
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| September 24, 2012, 12:24 pm
Quoting Justin M

What's with the two periods? Is that supposed to intimidate us?

I am not sure if he has to intimidate you. It looked more like a reminder.
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| September 24, 2012, 1:53 pm
I seriously had to go to all the way to the top of this page 'again', to confirm that this really was the SMACK talk thread...
-I don't need to smack anyone anymore: You've humiliated yourselves already ;-)
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| September 24, 2012, 1:56 pm
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*loads bazooka with force-field fracturing shell**launches shell**loads anti-shield shell**launches shell**BOOM**mini mushroom cloud**sits back and relaxes*
*Holds up different force field generator, smiles*

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| September 24, 2012, 2:14 pm
Quoting Rinse Jan
I seriously had to go to all the way to the top of this page 'again', to confirm that this really was the SMACK talk thread...
-I don't need to smack anyone anymore: You've humiliated yourselves already ;-)

Hey Rinse, I thought of a great way to describe your Round 4 entry from last year... A pile of Edgar Allen Poo!
Jokes bud, I loved it really ;)
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| September 24, 2012, 2:25 pm
Quoting Rinse Jan
I seriously had to go to all the way to the top of this page 'again', to confirm that this really was the SMACK talk thread...
-I don't need to smack anyone anymore: You've humiliated yourselves already ;-)

In that case... *WHAP*
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| September 24, 2012, 3:15 pm
Quoting George G.
Hey Rinse, I thought of a great way to describe your Round 4 entry from last year... A pile of Edgar Allen Poo!
Jokes bud, I loved it really ;)

Haha, and what about Edgar Allen Po? (from the teletubbies :)
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| September 24, 2012, 3:25 pm
Quoting Rinse Jan
Haha, and what about Edgar Allen Po? (from the teletubbies :)

Or EdgUUURRRGGGHH Allen Poe ;)
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| September 24, 2012, 4:10 pm
If you slackers are all so ready to get building, go read up on the MOC Madness contest for this year.

I'm gonna need some challengers.
;)
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| September 24, 2012, 4:15 pm
Quoting Lego Junkie
If you slackers are all so ready to get building, go read up on the MOC Madness contest for this year.

I'm gonna need some challengers.
;)

Some one to build as bad as you, and make it look like you tried?
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| September 24, 2012, 8:05 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
I am not sure if he has to intimidate you. It looked more like a reminder.


For you, yes.
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| September 24, 2012, 8:06 pm
Quoting Lego Junkie
If you slackers are all so ready to get building, go read up on the MOC Madness contest for this year.

I'm gonna need some challengers.
;)

What's this MOC Madness you speak of? If there's a worthy prize I will gladly defeat you.
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| September 24, 2012, 8:16 pm
Quoting Lego Junkie
If you slackers are all so ready to get building, go read up on the MOC Madness contest for this year.

I'm gonna need some challengers.
;)

Ignore my last comment, just realized that it's the FBTB contest. I may still defeat you if I feel like beating a dead horse. Remind me sometime.
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| September 24, 2012, 8:18 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Ignore my last comment, just realized that it's the FBTB contest. I may still defeat you if I feel like beating a dead horse. Remind me sometime.

I think you're just jealous because im a Sergeant and you're not >.>
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| September 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Quoting Justin M

For you, yes.

How can I be intimidated if I do not even participate? Do your homework before smacking, man.
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| September 25, 2012, 7:12 am
Quoting Deus Otiosus
How can I be intimidated if I do not even participate? Do your homework before smacking, man.


Why are you even in the group then, man? To cause chaos and confusion?
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| September 25, 2012, 11:25 am
Quoting Justin M

Why are you even in the group then, man? To cause chaos and confusion?

To watch, man.
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| September 25, 2012, 1:17 pm
Quoting Deus Otiosus
To watch, man.


Cool beans;D
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| September 25, 2012, 7:25 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*loads bazooka with force-field fracturing shell**launches shell**loads anti-shield shell**launches shell**BOOM**mini mushroom cloud**sits back and relaxes*
*Holds up different force field generator, smiles*

*loads the mega-shell**launches shell**Loads "smile-erasing" shell**launches shell**watches smile get erased permanently**laughs evilly while activating super force field*
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| September 26, 2012, 11:44 am
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*loads the mega-shell**launches shell**Loads "smile-erasing" shell**launches shell**watches smile get erased permanently**laughs evilly while activating super force field*
*Kills you before your "Super" force-field activates* Laughs heinously without smiling*

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| September 26, 2012, 7:36 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*loads the mega-shell**launches shell**Loads "smile-erasing" shell**launches shell**watches smile get erased permanently**laughs evilly while activating super force field*
*Kills you before your "Super" force-field activates* Laughs heinously without smiling*

*re-animates using the power of the internet**watches from behind super force-field*
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| September 30, 2012, 1:31 am
Well guys, looks like you'll just have to wait 'til next year to be beaten by me. ;)
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| October 22, 2012, 9:29 pm
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*re-animates using the power of the internet**watches from behind super force-field*
*giggles*

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| October 22, 2012, 9:35 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Timothy Dillman
*re-animates using the power of the internet**watches from behind super force-field*
*giggles*

*laghs at you(good-naturedly of course) while preparing for the next attempt at an attack*
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| October 25, 2012, 12:37 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Well guys, looks like you'll just have to wait 'til next year to be beaten by me. ;)

You talkin' to me?
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| October 26, 2012, 4:44 pm
Guess not...
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| November 16, 2012, 3:12 pm
Quoting Timothy Dillman
Guess not...

Sorry 'bout that, I didn't hear you. 'Tis trying to listen to a gnat in a thunderstorm... ;)
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| November 16, 2012, 9:00 pm
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