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Don't Come Crying to me with any hurt feelings
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| July 23, 2013, 8:46 am
 Group admin 
Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
Don't Come Crying to me with any hurt feelings

You'll be getting PLENTY of hurt feelings, as I'll be smacking this year. >:D
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| July 23, 2013, 9:06 pm
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So everyone is to scared to start smacking? I'll call some one out if you don't start smacking!
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| July 24, 2013, 11:04 am
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Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
So everyone is to scared to start smacking? I'll call some one out if you don't start smacking!

They saw that I joined the group. Well played, members.
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| July 24, 2013, 11:07 am
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
They saw that I joined the group. Well played, members.

xD Luke the King of Smack! No one will challenge him?
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| July 24, 2013, 11:14 am
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
They saw that I joined the group. Well played, members.

They only don't come in this thread when you're here, because if they're seen with you, their reputation is ruined.
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| July 24, 2013, 11:17 am
Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
xD Luke the King of Smack! No one will challenge him?

Of course I will, just as soon as I have something to smack him with...
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| July 25, 2013, 7:02 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Of course I will, just as soon as I have something to smack him with...

Your head might hurt him. And we needn't worry about brain damage....
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| July 26, 2013, 9:22 am
Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
Your head might hurt him. And we needn't worry about brain damage....

Maybe I should just set you all up like bowling pins and get you all at once...
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| July 26, 2013, 10:59 am
Quoting Timothy Dillman
Maybe I should just set you all up like bowling pins and get you all at once...

Why? It's not like you'll hit any!
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| July 26, 2013, 11:03 am
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Quoting Matt W.
Why? It's not like you'll hit any!

It would be harder for you too, since you'll be so busy placing colored megabloks together and calling it a MOC you won't have time to focus on bowling.
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| July 26, 2013, 11:11 am
Quoting Matt W.
Why? It's not like you'll hit any!

Of course i'll hit them, and you'll be at the front!
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| July 26, 2013, 11:38 am
Quoting A Sargent
It would be harder for you too, since you'll be so busy placing colored megabloks together and calling it a MOC you won't have time to focus on bowling.

At least you can see the pictures of what I make!
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| July 26, 2013, 1:12 pm
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Quoting Matt W.
At least you can see the pictures of what I make!

Though everyone who sees yours wishes they couldn't.
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| July 26, 2013, 1:39 pm
Quoting A Sargent
Though everyone who sees yours wishes they couldn't.

Well I think that settles things....
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| July 26, 2013, 2:44 pm
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Quoting Matt W.
Well I think that settles things....

Ouch
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| July 26, 2013, 3:29 pm
Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
Ouch

I'm still recovering from that one.
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| July 26, 2013, 3:40 pm
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Quoting Matt W.
I'm still recovering from that one.

Smacking aside, I love looking at your MOCs. Thy're really cool. :D
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| July 26, 2013, 6:14 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Of course I will, just as soon as I have something to smack him with...

Your own limp wit?
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| July 26, 2013, 6:43 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Your own limp wit?

No, with my sister, Trinity Dillman.
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| July 27, 2013, 12:13 am
Quoting Timothy Dillman
No, with my sister, Trinity Dillman.

Get your tissues ready, boy's, cuz I'm ready to smack some talk!
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| July 27, 2013, 12:23 am
Wow, the ego in here is so thick that I'll have to cut it with my chainsaw-hand!
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| July 27, 2013, 12:28 am
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Quoting Trinity Dillman
Wow, the ego in here is so thick that I'll have to cut it with my chainsaw-hand!

Well, it just got A LOT thicker now that you've arrived.
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| July 27, 2013, 11:16 am
Quoting A Sargent
Smacking aside, I love looking at your MOCs. Thy're really cool. :D

Thanks, same here.
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| July 27, 2013, 5:09 pm
Quoting A Sargent
Well, it just got A LOT thicker now that you've arrived.

Agreed.
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| July 27, 2013, 11:01 pm
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Quoting Matt W.
Thanks, same here.

Why thank you!
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| July 28, 2013, 9:54 am
Quoting A Sargent
Well, it just got A LOT thicker now that you've arrived.

Aw, thank you! That means so much to me! I take pride in my ego.
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| July 28, 2013, 11:31 am
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Quoting Trinity Dillman
Aw, thank you! That means so much to me! I take pride in my ego.

To bad your builds don't back your smack!
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| July 28, 2013, 5:28 pm
Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
To bad your builds don't back your smack!

Sure they do, I'll just use them on you, then they will back the smack! (just to be clear, I kill enemies in my builds)
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| July 28, 2013, 11:30 pm
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Quoting Trinity Dillman
Sure they do, I'll just use them on you, then they will back the smack! (just to be clear, I kill enemies in my builds)

I am pretty sure that they do :O Horrifying things your builds are!
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| July 29, 2013, 9:19 am
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Quoting Trinity Dillman
Aw, thank you! That means so much to me! I take pride in my ego.

If you took half your pride in your ego and put it in your builds, I might possible rate it 2 out of 5 smileys.
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| July 29, 2013, 9:46 am
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And anyone who's MOC doesn't back their talk will be thrown into the score calculating machine. And the inside will be sharp.
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| July 29, 2013, 12:40 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
And anyone who's MOC doesn't back their talk will be thrown into the score calculating machine. And the inside will be sharp.

Bitten to death by teeth named Josh, Sarge , Annie, A M, and Luke!
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| July 29, 2013, 1:09 pm
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Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
Bitten to death by teeth named Josh, Sarge , Annie, A M, and Luke!

They're saw blades, FYI.
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| July 29, 2013, 1:12 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
They're saw blades, FYI.

Actually, I'm a razor wit.
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| July 29, 2013, 9:50 pm
I'm not usually one for smack threads, but GET SMACKED YALL! *smack* *smack* *smack*
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| July 30, 2013, 8:47 am
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Actually, I'm a razor wit.

With a dull blade ;)
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| July 30, 2013, 9:40 am
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Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
With a dull blade ;)

If you want, I can oil it.
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| July 30, 2013, 1:14 pm
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Quoting Dylan Something
I'm not usually one for smack threads, but GET SMACKED YALL! *smack* *smack* *smack*

While you were busy making me score all your entries "1", I was busy getting some success in building.
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| July 30, 2013, 5:04 pm
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Quoting Dylan Something
I'm not usually one for smack threads, but GET SMACKED YALL! *smack* *smack* *smack*

You look like a prime candidate to be thrown in the machine.
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| July 30, 2013, 5:13 pm
I love being able to smack people without getting in trouble *smacking the whole lot of you*
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| July 30, 2013, 5:51 pm
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Quoting Trinity Dillman
I love being able to smack people without getting in trouble *smacking the whole lot of you*

I love the fact that I can throw you into a chamber filled with saw blades without getting in trouble. That is, unless you manage to pull off something good enough.
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| July 30, 2013, 5:53 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
I love the fact that I can throw you into a chamber filled with saw blades without getting in trouble. That is, unless you manage to pull off something good enough.

Like that is possible!
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| July 30, 2013, 6:48 pm
Quoting A Sargent
While you were busy making me score all your entries "1", I was busy getting some success in building.


By success I assume you mean scores of 0.
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| July 30, 2013, 6:49 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
You look like a prime candidate to be thrown in the machine.


What machine would that be? The one with the door that only opens to admit epic people?
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| July 30, 2013, 6:50 pm
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Quoting Dylan Something

What machine would that be? The one with the door that only opens to admit epic people?

I ought to build it at some point.
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| July 30, 2013, 7:24 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
No, with my sister, Trinity Dillman.

Interesting... Is her name, Trinity, a pun? Just seeing as she seems to be clueless about the holy trinity of shutterspeed, aperture, and ISO in photography.
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| July 30, 2013, 9:02 pm
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Interesting... Is her name, Trinity, a pun? Just seeing as she seems to be clueless about the holy trinity of shutterspeed, aperture, and ISO in photography.

Bars!

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| July 31, 2013, 9:47 am
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Interesting... Is her name, Trinity, a pun? Just seeing as she seems to be clueless about the holy trinity of shutterspeed, aperture, and ISO in photography.

Just like you, the Nintendo DSI is incapable of such advanced techniques.
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| July 31, 2013, 10:19 pm
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Quoting Dylan Something

By success I assume you mean scores of 0.

No, I mean scores of 11...out of 10.
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| August 1, 2013, 10:36 am
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Just like you, the Nintendo DSI is incapable of such advanced techniques.

It's DS<i>i</i>, not DSI.
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| August 1, 2013, 12:15 pm
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Quoting A Sargent
No, I mean scores of 11...out of 10.

But you're not even competing.
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| August 1, 2013, 1:10 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
It's DS<i>i</i>, not DSI.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not DS<i>i<i>...
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| August 1, 2013, 5:11 pm
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's not DS<i>i</i>...

**** mixed-up HTML...
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| August 1, 2013, 5:12 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Just like you, the Nintendo DSI is incapable of such advanced techniques.

Both true statements. While my eyes have variable apertures and an equivalent to ISO, they cannot change their "shutterspeed." But I digress. So, she takes photos with a Nintendo? That explains why all her pictures look like they've been dredged up by an italian plumber.
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| August 1, 2013, 5:14 pm
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Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Both true statements. While my eyes have variable apertures and an equivalent to ISO, they cannot change their "shutterspeed." But I digress. So, she takes photos with a Nintendo? That explains why all her pictures look like they've been dredged up by an italian plumber.

A r@cist attack on the Italians! To arms! To arms! Actually, there's no need to go to arms. You're so weak that it would be no fun for me to snuff you out.
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| August 1, 2013, 5:17 pm
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Quoting A Sargent
A r@cist attack on the Italians! To arms! To arms! Actually, there's no need to go to arms. You're so weak that it would be no fun for me to snuff you out.

Shall I call Yuri?
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| August 1, 2013, 5:23 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
Shall I call Yuri?

Why call for another dull rusty saw blade?
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| August 5, 2013, 5:37 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Why call for another dull rusty saw blade?

If you doubt the quality of the saw blades, I'll add something else. And, due to your persistence in not dying before, it will be more painful.
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| August 5, 2013, 5:46 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
If you doubt the quality of the saw blades, I'll add something else. And, due to your persistence in not dying before, it will be more painful.

Oh, I don't doubt their quality, just their appearance. And don't worry about pain, I'll be providing plenty!
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| August 6, 2013, 11:44 am
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Oh, I don't doubt their quality, just their appearance. And don't worry about pain, I'll be providing plenty!

With horrifying builds!
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| August 6, 2013, 12:14 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Oh, I don't doubt their quality, just their appearance. And don't worry about pain, I'll be providing plenty!

But unlike you, I am licensed by the judges to administer death or pain to contestants.
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| August 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
With horrifying builds!

In content, not quality.
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| August 6, 2013, 4:25 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
But unlike you, I am licensed by the judges to administer death or pain to contestants.

Not Really your just the intern that gets us a cup of coffee :D
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| August 6, 2013, 6:31 pm
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Quoting {JOG} Josh O.
Not Really your just the intern that gets us a cup of coffee :D

And possesses all the deadly machines.
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| August 6, 2013, 7:06 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Stormjay Rider
And possesses all the deadly machines.


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| August 6, 2013, 7:23 pm
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So... no one's daring to come back here? My bloodlust is high. How about yours?
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| August 12, 2013, 7:22 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
So... no one's daring to come back here? My bloodlust is high. How about yours?

I have just been waiting for someone to say something worthy of smacking!
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| August 13, 2013, 5:37 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
I have just been waiting for someone to say something worthy of smacking!

Well I hope you're getting your bricks together, and maybe even starting to build something worthy of being called a "MOC".
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| August 13, 2013, 5:48 pm
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Both true statements. While my eyes have variable apertures and an equivalent to ISO, they cannot change their "shutterspeed." But I digress. So, she takes photos with a Nintendo? That explains why all her pictures look like they've been dredged up by an italian plumber.
It's not my fault all the good cameras and builds go into Timothy's pockets of Doom!

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| August 15, 2013, 7:30 pm
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Quoting Trinity Dillman
Quoting LukeClarenceVan The Revanchist
Both true statements. While my eyes have variable apertures and an equivalent to ISO, they cannot change their "shutterspeed." But I digress. So, she takes photos with a Nintendo? That explains why all her pictures look like they've been dredged up by an italian plumber.
It's not my fault all the good cameras and builds go into Timothy's pockets of Doom!

I can install a metal detector and fish it out from his sliced body, if you want.
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| August 15, 2013, 7:37 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
I can install a metal detector and fish it out from his sliced body, if you want.

Gruesome!
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| August 15, 2013, 10:08 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
I can install a metal detector and fish it out from his sliced body, if you want.

Won't work, I've so many things in my pockets, they act as armor! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
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| August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Won't work, I've so many things in my pockets, they act as armor! MWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Not at the angle that I'll be slicing you from.
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| August 16, 2013, 12:25 pm
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Quoting Stormjay Rider
Not at the angle that I'll be slicing you from.

Now, now, let's not be bothering Timothy Dillman, he's busy building! Pointless, though, he's only going to get 0's from every judge.
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| August 16, 2013, 12:30 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
Not at the angle that I'll be slicing you from.

Then my long SUPER fluffy hair will
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| August 16, 2013, 7:01 pm
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Quoting Timothy Dillman
Then my long SUPER fluffy hair will

*Melted by the intense heat.
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| August 16, 2013, 7:03 pm
Well, round 1 has ended! Anyone ready to start begging forgiveness for their crimes to MOCpages?
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| August 21, 2013, 12:58 pm
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Quoting Thatch Gears
Well, round 1 has ended! Anyone ready to start begging forgiveness for their crimes to MOCpages?

They answer to me.
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| August 21, 2013, 1:05 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
They answer to me.

GREAT! I'll grab my- wait... never mind.
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| August 21, 2013, 2:08 pm
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Quoting Thatch Gears
GREAT! I'll grab my- wait... never mind.

Your funeral clothes.
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| August 21, 2013, 2:26 pm
Quoting Stormjay Rider
Your funeral clothes.

Yep. I'm dying from your bad comebacks.
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| August 21, 2013, 2:31 pm
I was always taught to be nice to people... .-.
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| August 21, 2013, 11:09 pm
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Quoting Z productions
I was always taught to be nice to people... .-.

It's all about my theory of child raising. Teach them to be nice first, then expose them to all the unnice people.
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| August 22, 2013, 3:48 pm
So what, you think you can take down me?

I'm going for 3rd as you can see,

But if you don't think I got skills for 1st,

You'd best start picking who'll drive your hearse!

I CHOSE 3rd place! I try Not to brag,

But THATCH has got his place in the bag!
-My lame ending rhyme.

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| September 15, 2013, 10:38 pm
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