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This group is a bit to serious for my taste, so here goes an activity that is going to be fun. We pretend that we are having a stand-up comedy show and it goes like this, I begin and tell a few jokes, you guys can laugh at them or just ignore them (the jokes can be in any topic, in other words, not necessarely religious) and once a comediant is tired of telling jokes, he can chose a person that has participated in the conversation to continue the show. The same person cannot show up before 5 different people have passed. (Example: if you came in 1st, you can only show up after other 5 people, in other words, in 7th).

Here goes:

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
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| August 16, 2009, 2:00 pm
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Quoting James Theodore
This group is a bit to serious for my taste, so here goes an activity that is going to be fun. We pretend that we are having a stand-up comedy show and it goes like this, I begin and tell a few jokes, you guys can laugh at them or just ignore them (the jokes can be in any topic, in other words, not necessarely religious) and once a comediant is tired of telling jokes, he can chose a person that has participated in the conversation to continue the show. The same person cannot show up before 5 different people have passed. (Example: if you came in 1st, you can only show up after other 5 people, in other words, in 7th).

Here goes:

Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.

The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"

The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."

hah! heres one

in one of his speeches, obama said
"i will now idolise my heroes. lincoln, kennedy martin luther king"

now clearly what he was saying actually was

"im going to be assasinated!"
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| August 16, 2009, 2:03 pm
Quoting Father Khal
hah! heres one

in one of his speeches, obama said
"i will now idolise my heroes. lincoln, kennedy martin luther king"

now clearly what he was saying actually was

"im going to be assasinated!"


Funny man, but I didn't gave a turn to anyone yet (read the rules more carefully next time). Here goes another one:
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
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| August 16, 2009, 2:08 pm
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Quoting James Theodore
Quoting Father Khal
hah! heres one

in one of his speeches, obama said
"i will now idolise my heroes. lincoln, kennedy martin luther king"

now clearly what he was saying actually was

"im going to be assasinated!"


Funny man, but I didn't gave a turn to anyone yet (read the rules more carefully next time). Here goes another one:
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

oh right sorry, couldnt help meself lol! also i cant say many of my jokes cause theyve all got swear words in em
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| August 16, 2009, 2:11 pm
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