"It's all part of a conspiracy man, solely controlled by the secret moon communists from northern Greenland. All those D*** red Eskimos and their secret tobacco doodles!" - Meat Space Episode 5
Reporter: "Mr. Megatron, now that the Autobots are gone what are your plans here on earth?"
Megatron: "I'm glad you asked, Earth Germ! My plan is to conquer this mud ball of a planet and suck it dry of energy!"
Reporter: "...We've been had." - Transformers G1 Megatrons master plan
"Well I guess it is better that they hear it from me now then from their parents when their old enough." - Homer Simpson
I would also make a quote from the LEGO movie, but because it hasn't come out everywhere yet I think I will wait (I theater near me has it playing early for some reason). Permalink
Customer-"Hey, I'd like to order some eggs-"
Waiter-"How about a Grand-Slamwitch?"
C-"No, I just want some eggs thank-"
W-"But they're so popularr"
W-"If you have one, they'll be even more populuurrr"
C-"I just want some eggs!!-"
W-"!'m gonna put you down for a Grand-Slamwitch so they're even more populuuuurr-rr-rrrr-rrr"