Quoting nickeal1 .
Zane: yes! i got trough steel curtain! but why is it so dark?.....
~falls into the abyss~
Zane: agh... my head...
~Awe appears overhead with his crowbar~
Awe: hello Zane. THWACK!
~Zane wakes up tied to a chair in a dark room, with something around his neck. A TV turns on, with a distorted and grainy recording~
Awe: Hello, Zane. I want to play a game.
~lights come on, Zane has two bowls of metal, shapedl like the front and back of his head, respectivly, filled with nails, ready to clamp shut on him~
Awe: All your life, you've been annoying, rude, and a m34n13. You're the true danger to MOCpages, and you've been given many chances to repent. Only you haven't. Behind your eye there is a key, to remove the the device around your neck. Live or die, Zane. It's your choice.
Zane: Oh nooooo!
~Flails around like a n0b until the mask clamps shut and pwns him~