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Ok this is a mix between never ending story (most active group on mocpages thing, I think..... Can't remember...) and unliscensed talking. You tell a story but the trick is that you have to use only roleplay. For example: (grabs a coalition gun and shoots a rat). Get it? Alright. Let's see where this goes.
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| February 1, 2010, 11:35 pm
*rat shoots back*

Never participated in one of these, but the more of a mess I can make of it, the better.

You boys just watch out, I've got a big bag of monkey wrenches here, and that's nowhere near the amount of sugar I have.
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| February 1, 2010, 11:46 pm
*Coalition Member dies horribly*

THE END! Wow, that was fast... =D
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| February 1, 2010, 11:59 pm
Yay! I've created a new game! :D (kicks the rat so it goes flying onto skiver's face) >>.....bwahahahahahaha!
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| February 2, 2010, 12:33 am
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FOR THE EMPEROR!

/detonates nuke strapped to chest





Game over.
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| February 2, 2010, 12:53 am
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
FOR THE EMPEROR!

/detonates nuke strapped to ches



Game over.
owch! :/ hehe...(pokes the burning remains with a stick) geez,why didn't he just shoot then like I did? :D

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| February 2, 2010, 12:58 am
As if to reply, a very large cannon suddenly appears out of nowhere. Very very large.

So large you could fill the barrel with hot water and have yourself a bath.

Then it goes off. Loudly.

Game over, for the third time.
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| February 2, 2010, 1:10 am
Squirrels invade Tarsis.
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| February 2, 2010, 4:48 pm
Squirrels have bombs strapped to their backs and they go off, killing everyone and everything on tarsis
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| February 2, 2010, 5:10 pm
Quoting Jarhead (formerly Darth Maul)
Squirrels have bombs strapped to their backs and they go off, killing everyone and everything on tarsis

*Transmission to John Moffatt, President of Earth from Matt, Vice President of Earth*

Sir! The squirrels worked! Now we can get the Emperor!
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| February 2, 2010, 6:07 pm
Quoting Matt The Backward One
*Transmission to John Moffatt, President of Earth from Matt, Vice President of Earth*

Sir! The squirrels worked! Now we can get the Emperor!

(waits for them to land and sabotages ships so they have to return and I go back with em discreetly, and assasinates them both) mwahahahahaha! (takes cruiser back home)
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| February 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
Quoting Jarhead (formerly Darth Maul)
(waits for them to land and sabotages ships so they have to return and I go back with em discreetly, and assasinates them both) mwahahahahaha! (takes cruiser back home)

What!? How'd they survive the squirrels?
Retreat! Back to Earth!
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| February 2, 2010, 6:24 pm
Quoting Matt The Backward One
What!? How'd they survive the squirrels?
Retreat! Back to Earth!

Huzzah! I killed the president and turned back the invasion! Go jarhead, go jarhead! Hahahaha
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| February 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
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/Cyber-monkeys from an alternate past invade via the TARDIS with handheld nuke cannons.
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| February 2, 2010, 6:52 pm
Quoting Sammy Harris
/Cyber-monkeys from an alternate past invade via the TARDIS with handheld nuke cannons.

(shoots them all and grabs the nuke launchers, peppering earth with them) hahahaha!
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| February 2, 2010, 7:46 pm
Quoting Phazezorz .
You all sadden me so I just have to implode the universe again.

:D


Activates the Heart of gold, the improbabillity drive, and makes everyones eardrums blow out with a loud "WHOOOP!"
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| February 2, 2010, 8:25 pm
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Quoting Finn C-Q

Activates the Heart of gold, the improbabillity drive, and makes everyones eardrums blow out with a loud "WHOOOP!"


*activates the laws of reality, Heart of Gold vanishes from existance. Phaze tries to implode the universe, but Awe shakes his fist and Phaze is sent to Clonetard Land to fight his way through nubs.*
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| February 2, 2010, 8:29 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

*activates the laws of reality, Heart of Gold vanishes from existance. Phaze tries to implode the universe, but Awe shakes his fist and Phaze is sent to Clonetard Land to fight his way through nubs.*


ROFLCOPTER!!!! *Everyone starts to die from laughter*
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| February 2, 2010, 8:32 pm
Grabbes Matt the backward one, and throws him at Phaze.
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| February 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
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Quoting Spaztastic the Diabolical
*hacks Phaze's head off with a tray*

/Assassin's Creed style assassinates Spaztastic the Diabolical, then ressurects him to serve as a minion for all eternity. Muahahahaha. Then they go pwn the clonetards with Phaze.

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| February 3, 2010, 12:16 am
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/Sits down
/Looks through the window
What's going on here?
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| February 3, 2010, 7:40 am
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*Walks up next to him holding coffee
Dunno, but it looks like somebody just tried to re-enact Eddie Izzards Death Star Canteen.
*Picks up Mod-Hammer
I'll go check it out.
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| February 3, 2010, 7:49 am
*activates Deathstar and FIRERZ ITS LAZERZ ON BK AND HOGARD!!!!!
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| February 3, 2010, 8:01 am
Quoting Finn C-Q
*activates Deathstar and FIRERZ ITS LAZERZ ON BK AND HOGARD!!!!!

*eats lazerz*

*splodes*
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| February 3, 2010, 8:07 am
Darth Vader walks into a C.O.P. cantina and says. "I orderd Coke not Sprite you... (squirrels come running in the door and Vader screams)
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| February 3, 2010, 8:10 am
(walks in with smoking tray) who wants copcakes?! :D
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| February 3, 2010, 8:52 am
Vader screams, "ME!!!!!"
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| February 3, 2010, 9:37 am
 Group admin 
awesome cacti powers stop bombs and the lark killing us

/mega pwnidge of teh earth
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| February 3, 2010, 11:57 am
 Group admin 
*Suddenly, a golden light shines. It's Precipice 5, and it's on the horizon!*

/Monty Python and the Holy Grail musical/

We're the knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able...

You know the rest. Or should.




...Nay, Camelot tis a silly place.


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| February 3, 2010, 12:27 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
*Suddenly, a golden light shines. It's Precipice 5, and it's on the horizon!*

/Monty Python and the Holy Grail musical/

We're the knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able...

You know the rest. Or should.




...Nay, Camelot tis a silly place.


/wake up from dream and realize thats its not real and go to bed with /wrists
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| February 3, 2010, 2:59 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
/wake up from dream and realize thats its not real and go to bed with /wrists

/Mod hammers Dawn's head, then goes to eat COPcakes.
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| February 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
Quoting Sammy Harris
/Mod hammers Dawn's head, then goes to eat COPcakes.

/burned the COPcakes
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| February 3, 2010, 4:00 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
/burned the COPcakes

"NOOOOO! nobody burns my COPcakes!"
/Bakes army of angry COPcakes and attacks Dawn with them.
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| February 3, 2010, 4:18 pm
Quoting Sammy Harris
"NOOOOO! nobody burns my COPcakes!"
/Bakes army of angry COPcakes and attacks Dawn with them.

They all disintegrate at the mere sight of a TRUE CUPCAKE!
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| February 3, 2010, 4:20 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
They all disintegrate at the mere sight of a TRUE CUPCAKE!

/true cucpcake ponders own existance then turns to nothingness
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| February 3, 2010, 4:31 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
They all disintegrate at the mere sight of a TRUE CUPCAKE!

/COPcakes are TRUE CUPCAKES. Universe imploded, then explodes, than inplexplodes (when the world implodes and explodes at the same time. Not a real word).
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| February 3, 2010, 4:32 pm
Then Canada saves the day
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| February 3, 2010, 4:48 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
Then Canada saves the day

sounds about right
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| February 3, 2010, 5:20 pm
Quoting oucho t cactus
sounds about right

Yup, That is why I have a great respect for Canada.
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| February 3, 2010, 5:21 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
Yup, That is why I have a great respect for Canada.

i like it because most of the people i know on mp are from there
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| February 3, 2010, 5:23 pm
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Quoting Spaztastic the Diabolical
...that hurt. Don't do it again....

/Re-assassinates as seen in picture here: http://www.gameguru.in/images/assassins-creed-10.jpg
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| February 3, 2010, 6:14 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
*Suddenly, a golden light shines. It's Precipice 5, and it's on the horizon!*
/Monty Python and the Holy Grail musical/
We're the knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able...
You know the rest. Or should.
...Nay, Camelot tis a silly place.

I love that movie :D (bakes army of copcakes and army of cupcakes and eats a mix of both while watching them fight to the death) hehehehe delicious... Needs more copcake though...(gets rid of cupcake and replaces with copcake) perfect! :D
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| February 3, 2010, 6:26 pm
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Quoting Jarhead (formerly Darth Maul)
I love that movie :D (bakes army of copcakes and army of cupcakes and eats a mix of both while watching them fight to the death) hehehehe delicious... Needs more copcake though...(gets rid of cupcake and replaces with copcake) perfect! :D

But suddenly a giant foot comes down and squashes them, Monty Python style.
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| February 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
Quoting Sammy Harris
/Re-assassinates as seen in picture here: http://www.gameguru.in/images/assassins-creed-10.jpg
bam! I got both of you

http://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/13/12323/double_assassination_tuscany.jpg

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| February 3, 2010, 6:38 pm
Quoting Ben Kelly (BK)
But suddenly a giant foot comes down and squashes them, Monty Python style.

D: oh cmon! That wasn't nice! (cries but is really finishing putting a bomb in your pants) see ya! (runs far away and bomb goes off) hehe
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| February 3, 2010, 6:41 pm
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Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
*Suddenly, a golden light shines. It's Precipice 5, and it's on the horizon!*

/Monty Python and the Holy Grail musical/

We're the knights of the round table,
We dance whenever we're able...

You know the rest. Or should.




...Nay, Camelot tis a silly place.


An episode of Precipice is never late, nor is it early. It arives exactly when it means to.
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| February 4, 2010, 4:01 pm
Quoting John Dawn
Yup, That is why I have a great respect for Canada.


And you live where?
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| February 4, 2010, 9:26 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q

And you live where?

New York
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| February 4, 2010, 9:31 pm
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Quoting Sammy Harris
/Re-assassinates as seen in picture here: http://www.gameguru.in/images/assassins-creed-10.jpg


Fun fact: The original Muslim assassins (named for their leader, Hassashin or something), weren't everything you think them to be. They would often train years for a single mission, a highly public killing, in which they themselves were not expected to survive. Sometimes they'd leave daggers for the people they wanted to know they were being watched by them, so they would work in the assassin's interests. They came to an end when the Mongols besieged the Doom/Eagle Peak (the translation can mean either), and killed them all because they were tired of them messing with them.
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| February 4, 2010, 9:33 pm
Quoting John Dawn
New York

City or state?
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| February 4, 2010, 9:33 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q
City or state?

State and some times city when I visit my Dad (my Dad has his apartment for his job)
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| February 4, 2010, 9:36 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

Fun fact: The original Muslim assassins (named for their leader, Hassashin or something), weren't everything you think them to be. They would often train years for a single mission, a highly public killing, in which they themselves were not expected to survive. Sometimes they'd leave daggers for the people they wanted to know they were being watched by them, so they would work in the assassin's interests. They came to an end when the Mongols besieged the Doom/Eagle Peak (the translation can mean either), and killed them all because they were tired of them messing with them.


PWNED
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| February 4, 2010, 9:36 pm
Quoting John Dawn
State and some times city when I visit my Dad (my Dad has his apartment for his job)


Ah, can I visit you one day?
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| February 4, 2010, 9:38 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

Fun fact: The original Muslim assassins (named for their leader, Hassashin or something), weren't everything you think them to be. They would often train years for a single mission, a highly public killing, in which they themselves were not expected to survive. Sometimes they'd leave daggers for the people they wanted to know they were being watched by them, so they would work in the assassin's interests. They came to an end when the Mongols besieged the Doom/Eagle Peak (the translation can mean either), and killed them all because they were tired of them messing with them.

I swear only you would know something like this.
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| February 4, 2010, 9:38 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q

Ah, can I visit you one day?

.....
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| February 4, 2010, 9:38 pm
Quoting John Dawn
.....


Is that a yes?/Brikwar?
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| February 4, 2010, 9:39 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q

Is that a yes?/Brikwar?

Brick war sure I think I'd win though...
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| February 4, 2010, 9:40 pm
Quoting John Dawn
Brick war sure I think I'd win though...


How, and it's spelled "Brikwar" also, you take the photos?
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| February 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
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Quoting John Dawn
I swear only you would know something like this.


Fun fact: Roman Emperor Manuel I Komnenos (Constantinople Rome, not Rome Rome) beleived in the AIMA sequence of emperors. The Komnenian dynasty leaders were like so: Alexios I, Ionnes I (John I), Manuel I, Alexios II, and so forth. Alexios II's son was some long-arse name starting with an A, but he was overthrown and killed by a dude from the Angelioan family (how ever it's spelled), who established the worst dynasty in Roman history, and screwed over the empire to the 4th Crusade, which broke up Rome into the Empire of Trebizond, Empire of Nicea, the Latin Empire, a few other minor ones in Greece and the Balkans. Later, the Paialogians would kick the Latins out of Constantinople, and re-unite the Roman Empire, but it would never again reach the extent and security it had under the Macedonian emperor's, or the military prowess under the Komnenian emperor's. Rome was doomed to fall at the hands of the Sultante of Rum, which became what we more commonly know as the Ottoman empire, which would last until 1920.
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| February 4, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q

How, and it's spelled "Brikwar" also, you take the photos?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/41313020@N02/
and yes
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| February 4, 2010, 9:51 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

Fun fact: Roman Emperor Manuel I Komnenos (Constantinople Rome, not Rome Rome) beleived in the AIMA sequence of emperors. The Komnenian dynasty leaders were like so: Alexios I, Ionnes I (John I), Manuel I, Alexios II, and so forth. Alexios II's son was some long-arse name starting with an A, but he was overthrown and killed by a dude from the Angelioan family (how ever it's spelled), who established the worst dynasty in Roman history, and screwed over the empire to the 4th Crusade, which broke up Rome into the Empire of Trebizond, Empire of Nicea, the Latin Empire, a few other minor ones in Greece and the Balkans. Later, the Paialogians would kick the Latins out of Constantinople, and re-unite the Roman Empire, but it would never again reach the extent and security it had under the Macedonian emperor's, or the military prowess under the Komnenian emperor's. Rome was doomed to fall at the hands of the Sultante of Rum, which became what we more commonly know as the Ottoman empire, which would last until 1920.


Counter Fun Fact:
The Poet Edgar Allan Poe once attended the West Point Military Academy in NY, And was kicked out when showing up to formation in his underwear and with his Sabre.
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| February 4, 2010, 9:53 pm
Quoting John Dawn
http://www.flickr.com/photos/41313020@N02/
and yes


Uhhhhh, naw, mah infantry will overwelm it, and even though it's destroyed, my kinda responce to the "insert half crushed coalition soldier here" http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/151720
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| February 4, 2010, 9:55 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q

Uhhhhh, naw, mah infantry will overwelm it, and even though it's destroyed, my kinda responce to the "insert half crushed coalition soldier here" http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/151720

Ever hear of a Baneblade?
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| February 4, 2010, 9:58 pm
Quoting John Dawn
Ever hear of a Baneblade?


Bladeblade?
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| February 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q

Bladeblade?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m245/conundrum129/baneblade_1.jpg

and for the infantry this main gun
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-82127680779824_2089_60829887
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| February 4, 2010, 10:03 pm
Warhammer 40k supertank.
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| February 4, 2010, 10:05 pm
Quoting Areetsa C
Warhammer 40k supertank.

For my second favorite faction
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| February 4, 2010, 10:06 pm
Second link says errer. Also, that is funny, War hammer of course, Areetsa?
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| February 4, 2010, 10:06 pm
Quoting Areetsa C
Warhammer 40k supertank.


Waiting for PAB order, then comic crack'in
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| February 4, 2010, 10:08 pm
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COP=Baneblade x (i<9000)
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| February 4, 2010, 10:11 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
COP=Baneblade x (i<9000)

???
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| February 4, 2010, 10:15 pm
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Quoting Finn C-Q
???


My mathematics proves too much for you!

All your base are belong to us!
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| February 4, 2010, 10:20 pm
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

My mathematics proves too much for you!

All your base are belong to us!


...Uhhhh.....well.....I am only in Gr8, so.....ALL YOUR LEGO ARE BELONG TO US!
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| February 4, 2010, 10:22 pm
Quoting Finn C-Q
???


I is the square root of negative 1, I believe.
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| February 4, 2010, 11:13 pm
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Quoting Areetsa C

I is the square root of negative 1, I believe.

You can't square root a negative...

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| February 5, 2010, 4:09 am
The land of competitive marketing is ravaged by war

low fat rhubarb crackers will fight in the name of low calories and will win the approval of the gods The Buyers! TO LOW FAT WE CHARGE!!!
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| February 5, 2010, 3:13 pm
Quoting Ben Kelly (BK)
You can't square root a negative...


That's why it's an imaginary number.
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| February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm
Quoting Areetsa C

That's why it's an imaginary number.

AHHHHGGGGHGHGHFDGJHGHESVJHASDGFKCULHJBSDICVTYJHSJYFGJKEBHAJKGSUI!!!!!1/!/?!/!/!?!?KLWHNDBYFGJKSFERTUIDFG I dunno/facelaptop
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| February 5, 2010, 11:03 pm
(shakes head slowly) this is getting to be another unliscensed talking. If you aren't going to roleplay, don't post on this thread! (removes cooling core from human microwave oven, sticks cleaning supplies in it, along with every piece of silverware I've got then presses popcorn, shoving the microwave bomb into president moffats car wih him tied up inside and the bomb goes off) so long, mr prez!
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| February 5, 2010, 11:18 pm
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yeh! baneblades! yeh! ingnoring maul! and his topic! yeh!
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| February 6, 2010, 5:41 am
Quoting oucho t cactus
yeh! baneblades! yeh! ingnoring maul! and his topic! yeh!

-__- whatever. Goin to play battlefield bad co. See ya. Noob. (sprays rat poison all over oucho) hehe
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| February 6, 2010, 8:35 am
Quoting Jarhead (formerly Darth Maul)
(shakes head slowly) this is getting to be another unliscensed talking. If you aren't going to roleplay, don't post on this thread! (removes cooling core from human microwave oven, sticks cleaning supplies in it, along with every piece of silverware I've got then presses popcorn, shoving the microwave bomb into president moffats car wih him tied up inside and the bomb goes off) so long, mr prez!


*Puts small dog in micro wave, feeds it chocholate, and puts a tinfoil hat on it, activates mircowave* Don't belive me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfXP758htgo
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| February 6, 2010, 9:27 am
Quoting oucho t cactus
yeh! baneblades! yeh! ingnoring maul! and his topic! yeh!

lolz
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| February 6, 2010, 9:27 am
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Quoting Jarhead (formerly Darth Maul)
-__- whatever. Goin to play battlefield bad co. See ya. Noob. (sprays rat poison all over oucho) hehe

rat poison works not against us mighty cacti and our high teech weaponry
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| February 6, 2010, 12:39 pm
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Quoting oucho t cactus
rat poison works not against us mighty cacti and our high teech weaponry

You have mutated spikes too?
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| February 6, 2010, 2:32 pm
Quoting oucho t cactus
rat poison works not against us mighty cacti and our high teech weaponry


Grel is now going to have a cactus as a pet!
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| February 6, 2010, 8:36 pm
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Quoting Finn C-Q

Grel is now going to have a cactus as a pet!

it sounds about right
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| February 7, 2010, 5:24 am
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Quoting Anders Cutterhill
You have mutated spikes too?

no just eye lazers and future karate
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| February 7, 2010, 5:27 am
Quoting oucho t cactus
no just eye lazers and future karate


lol
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| February 7, 2010, 7:46 am
/poisoned rats go to the superbowl and poison everyones food and beer/. saints will win BTW.
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| February 7, 2010, 1:32 pm
Quoting oucho t cactus
it sounds about right


And he will drop it and shoot himself.(lol, jk, but why are you obsessed with cactus's like Eric with cupcakes?)
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| February 7, 2010, 6:08 pm
rates this awesome movie five stars.
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| February 7, 2010, 6:33 pm
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Quoting Finn C-Q

And he will drop it and shoot himself.(lol, jk, but why are you obsessed with cactus's like Eric with cupcakes?)

me obsessed? why sir i am a cactus! anything less than obsession would be disrespectful!
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| February 9, 2010, 4:06 pm
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Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great


I remember a while back you joked about a Coalition webcam meeting. I just wanted to say that if we actually have one sometime, I'm in.
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| February 9, 2010, 10:34 pm
movie is rated 0 stars

age rating: g(EVEN A BABY COULD SEE IT!)
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| February 10, 2010, 5:03 pm
Quoting Cisco El Segundo Quijote
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great


I remember a while back you joked about a Coalition webcam meeting. I just wanted to say that if we actually have one sometime, I'm in.

Gmail? I'm in!
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| February 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
takes a missile launcher and shoots Finn, oops, it was filled with true CUPcakes. hope finn likes it!
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| February 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
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