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Quoting Jackson Williams
And then Chuck Norris fell on his face...
And then Micheal gave me permission to create a new Never ending story topic, so they...
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| November 27, 2012, 12:35 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Jackson Williams
And then Chuck Norris fell on his face...
And then Micheal gave me permission to create a new Never ending story topic, so they...

all celebrated..
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| November 27, 2012, 2:16 pm
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...and all the people in this group brought ale and had a drinking contest...
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| November 27, 2012, 2:53 pm
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Quoting Link .
...and all the people in this group brought ale and had a drinking contest...
But then some one stole it all but it turned out to just be chicken in a mug, and not ale, so they had to...

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| November 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Link .
...and all the people in this group brought ale and had a drinking contest...
But then some one stole it all but it turned out to just be chicken in a mug, and not ale, so they had to...

...go to the next LEGO store and...
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| November 28, 2012, 7:00 am
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...and they got a dumpload of clear studs to make the biggest...
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| November 28, 2012, 2:09 pm
Quoting Link .
...and they got a dumpload of clear studs to make the biggest...

lego window ever that was as big as...
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| November 28, 2012, 4:56 pm
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Quoting Jackson Williams
lego window ever that was as big as...

...Belegaer and it was as...
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| November 29, 2012, 7:56 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...Belegaer and it was as...


The most...
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| November 29, 2012, 8:48 pm
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...colorful and Smaug wanted to rule it so he..
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| November 30, 2012, 8:10 pm
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Quoting Link .
...colorful and Smaug wanted to rule it so he..


Tried by taking a...
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| November 30, 2012, 8:12 pm
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Quoting Justin M

Tried by taking a...

crayola crayon to...
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| November 30, 2012, 8:29 pm
Quoting David .
crayola crayon to...

...rosa art marker to...
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| December 1, 2012, 8:09 am
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...and smashed the thing up and shoved it into the...
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| December 1, 2012, 9:25 am
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Quoting Link .
...and smashed the thing up and shoved it into the...
Hole on the top of the rock candy mountains where every ones socks were really stinky so they took the...

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| December 2, 2012, 5:08 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Link .
...and smashed the thing up and shoved it into the...
Hole on the top of the rock candy mountains where every ones socks were really stinky so they took the...


Socks and went to the...
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| December 2, 2012, 6:27 pm
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Quoting Justin M

Socks and went to the...

Biggest washing machine ever made, where they...

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| December 2, 2012, 7:17 pm
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...they threw them in with Gollum and afterwards he was so...
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| December 3, 2012, 9:05 am
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Quoting Link .
...they threw them in with Gollum and afterwards he was so...

...crazy that he began to eat the socks and...
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| December 3, 2012, 9:42 am
...couldn't control their mouths so they ran to...
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| December 3, 2012, 6:30 pm
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...the pits of Mordor and lived there for so many...
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| December 3, 2012, 11:35 pm
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Quoting Link .
...the pits of Mordor and lived there for so many...
years that Gollum had stinky feet breath SO bad that they...

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| December 4, 2012, 1:41 pm
...put barrels around their feet. That didn't work because...
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| December 4, 2012, 8:53 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...put barrels around their feet. That didn't work because...
There were dwarves in the barrels so they had to...

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| December 4, 2012, 9:40 pm
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...invite nob to eat all the...
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| December 5, 2012, 12:14 am
...metal off of the barrels so they could...
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| December 5, 2012, 10:28 am
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...metal off of the barrels so they could...

Melt them into little tiny...
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| December 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
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...Orcs and Uruks that took all...
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| December 6, 2012, 10:19 pm
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...the cows and they took them to a big...
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| December 21, 2012, 9:41 am
Quoting Chris .
...the cows and they took them to a big...

...Spider in Mirkwood who...
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| December 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
...could not be found because...
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| December 21, 2012, 12:11 pm
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...it was so hard to find, that the cows ran and hid in...
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| December 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...it was so hard to find, that the cows ran and hid in...

...Rhosgobel where Radagast...
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| December 22, 2012, 4:17 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...Rhosgobel where Radagast...

...was having a snowball fight with Sebastian and the other hedgehogs, who...
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| December 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Quoting ~ Caleb ~
...was having a snowball fight with Sebastian and the other hedgehogs, who...

were not actually using snowballs. They were....
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| December 22, 2012, 10:01 am
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Quoting Sam .
were not actually using snowballs. They were....

...using spider cocoons, but they didn't know it...
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| December 23, 2012, 5:03 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...using spider cocoons, but they didn't know it...

Belgonged to the Yogscast. Simon and Lewis....
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| December 24, 2012, 8:57 pm
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Quoting Sam .
Belgonged to the Yogscast. Simon and Lewis....

Then went to...
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| December 26, 2012, 10:04 am
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Quoting Justin M
Then went to...

...Carrock and had tea with the eagles, who then told them they had to...
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| December 27, 2012, 10:34 am
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Quoting ~ Caleb ~
...Carrock and had tea with the eagles, who then told them they had to...

...watch out for Beorn, because...
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| December 27, 2012, 11:38 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...watch out for Beorn, because...
He had eaten WAY too much the day before so they had to...

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| December 27, 2012, 2:02 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Michael Kringe
...watch out for Beorn, because...
He had eaten WAY too much the day before so they had to...


Be extra careful because...
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| December 27, 2012, 2:09 pm
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...if the cows woke up they would all...
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| December 27, 2012, 7:22 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...if the cows woke up they would all...
Be knocked over by mater, so they went...

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| December 29, 2012, 12:32 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris .
...if the cows woke up they would all...
Be knocked over by mater, so they went...

To go to the movies and decided to watch...
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| December 29, 2012, 2:31 pm
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Quoting Raviel .
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris .
...if the cows woke up they would all...
Be knocked over by mater, so they went...

To go to the movies and decided to watch...


The Hobbit in 3-D and...
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| December 29, 2012, 2:36 pm
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Quoting Raviel .
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris .
...if the cows woke up they would all...
Be knocked over by mater, so they went...

To go to the movies and decided to watch...
The Hobbit but they were shock at Raviels sudden appearance so they had to take a power nap for a few days until they...

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| December 29, 2012, 2:36 pm
got water dumped on them by....
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| December 29, 2012, 3:02 pm
Quoting Matthew Murphy
got water dumped on them by....

bilbo baggins. who then...
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| December 29, 2012, 5:23 pm
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Quoting Adam Weaver
bilbo baggins. who then...

...invited them for tea...
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| December 30, 2012, 10:49 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...invited them for tea...


And...
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| December 31, 2012, 2:45 pm
Quoting Justin M

And...

And invited all of middle earth to have tea.
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| December 31, 2012, 7:20 pm
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Quoting Ethan Anju
And invited all of middle earth to have tea.

...but they were to many people for Bag End, so he decided to...
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| January 1, 2013, 7:48 am
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...hide all his food because the rangers started to...
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| January 1, 2013, 11:33 am
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Quoting Chris .
...hide all his food because the rangers started to...

...go crazy and started a food fight, so he...
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| January 1, 2013, 12:01 pm
Quoting ~ Caleb ~
...go crazy and started a food fight, so he...

ran away in hope of never seeing them again.


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| January 1, 2013, 1:33 pm
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Quoting Ethan Anju
ran away in hope of never seeing them again.


but they were too good at tracking so...
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| January 1, 2013, 6:56 pm
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Quoting Lee Muzzy
but they were too good at tracking so...

...they followed him to Rivendell, where Bilbo wanted to write his book, but when he noticed that they followed him...
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| January 2, 2013, 4:53 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...they followed him to Rivendell, where Bilbo wanted to write his book, but when he noticed that they followed him...

...he said, "I wish I could fly." He couldn't, so instead he ran to the...
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| January 2, 2013, 9:45 am
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...he said, "I wish I could fly." He couldn't, so instead he ran to the...

..eagle's peak on Carrock, and politely asked them if he could ride one of them, but then he realized he forgot to offer them a cheeseburger, so they...
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| January 5, 2013, 10:00 am
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Quoting ~ Caleb ~
..eagle's peak on Carrock, and politely asked them if he could ride one of them, but then he realized he forgot to offer them a cheeseburger, so they...
decided he was to go and...

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| January 5, 2013, 10:06 am
...sent him to...
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| January 5, 2013, 11:12 am
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...sent him to...

...Mirkwood, where he was captured by elves and had to escape with barrels...
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| January 6, 2013, 5:43 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...Mirkwood, where he was captured by elves and had to escape with barrels...


But he then meet a...
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| January 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
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Quoting Justin M

But he then meet a...
a Faun and wondered how in the world a faun could...

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| January 6, 2013, 10:02 pm
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Quoting Justin M

But he then meet a...
a Faun and wondered how in the world a faun could...

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| January 6, 2013, 10:02 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Justin M

But he then meet a...
a Faun and wondered how in the world a faun could...

..live in Middle-Earth. So they decided to capture him and...
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| January 7, 2013, 10:30 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
..live in Middle-Earth. So they decided to capture him and...


Ask him questions as to why he was...
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| January 7, 2013, 8:29 pm
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Quoting Justin M

Ask him questions as to why he was...
In middle earth, but he said he was looking for a son of...

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| January 7, 2013, 8:56 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Justin M

Ask him questions as to why he was...
In middle earth, but he said he was looking for a son of...


Farmer Maggot but then a...
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| January 7, 2013, 9:03 pm
... a half troll day walker named wesley snipes came and ate...
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| January 8, 2013, 9:26 am
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Quoting Nathan Hargan
... a half troll day walker named wesley snipes came and ate...

...his mother's brain and...
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| January 8, 2013, 10:38 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...his mother's brain and...


Then decided that it wasn't the greatest of ideas to...
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| January 8, 2013, 6:54 pm
Quoting Justin M

Then decided that it wasn't the greatest of ideas to...

Eat his mothers brain because there was vital information in it. So...

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| January 8, 2013, 7:14 pm
Quoting Sam Skywalker (Commander Fireburst)
Eat his mothers brain because there was vital information in it. So...

Then Chuck Norris fell on his face....

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| January 8, 2013, 7:55 pm
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Quoting Sam .
Then Chuck Norris fell on his face....
And Frodo hit him with a stick but...

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| January 8, 2013, 9:25 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Sam .
Then Chuck Norris fell on his face....
And Frodo hit him with a stick but...

...Chuck Norris pulled Frodo to the ground and..
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| January 9, 2013, 10:43 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Chuck Norris pulled Frodo to the ground and..

kicked him in the...
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| January 9, 2013, 11:36 am
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Quoting Jackson Williams
kicked him in the...

...head, so that Frodo...
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| January 10, 2013, 7:49 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...head, so that Frodo...
Coul put on his ring and make him give him a piggyback ride, but...

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| January 10, 2013, 1:27 pm
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...an orc was so tired he fell on top of a...
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| January 10, 2013, 8:33 pm
Quoting Chris .
...an orc was so tired he fell on top of a...

Guitar. He played Smoke on the Water and The Wall. Then Napoleon Dynamite....
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| January 10, 2013, 8:48 pm
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Quoting Sam .
Guitar. He played Smoke on the Water and The Wall. Then Napoleon Dynamite....

Went with Pedro on an epic quest to save Middle-Earth but...
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| January 11, 2013, 2:55 pm
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Quoting Justin M
Went with Pedro on an epic quest to save Middle-Earth but...
They didn't want to vote4pedro, so Napoleon had to take down signs from all over middle earth but luckily Tina...

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| January 11, 2013, 3:01 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Justin M
Went with Pedro on an epic quest to save Middle-Earth but...
They didn't want to vote4pedro, so Napoleon had to take down signs from all over middle earth but luckily Tina...


Just happened to know a...
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| January 11, 2013, 3:02 pm
Quoting Justin M

Just happened to know a...

guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin!.....
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| January 11, 2013, 6:31 pm
Quoting Sam .
guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin!.....

....and then this guy's cousin (I'm assuming) decided to play Minecraft at....
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| January 11, 2013, 6:39 pm
Quoting Raviel .
....and then this guy's cousin (I'm assuming) decided to play Minecraft at....

Midnight. He left it running and Herobrine came out of the computer!...
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| January 11, 2013, 6:51 pm
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Quoting Sam .
Midnight. He left it running and Herobrine came out of the computer!...

...Then he met a huge hamburger that asked him...
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| January 12, 2013, 4:12 am
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...him "do you have a creeper to eat?" and he...
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| January 12, 2013, 9:20 am
Quoting Chris .
...him "do you have a creeper to eat?" and he...

...replied, "No, but I know of a place that does!"...
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| January 12, 2013, 9:13 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...replied, "No, but I know of a place that does!"...

...The hamburger wanted to know where it was and...
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| January 13, 2013, 4:42 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...The hamburger wanted to know where it was and...

...the five million dollar Ferrari ran over Mark Murphy while he was taking his daily nap in the street and his mom...
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| January 13, 2013, 8:22 am
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...slapped me and then came after Daniel and she..
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| January 13, 2013, 9:29 am
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Quoting Chris .
...slapped me and then came after Daniel and she..

Then decided to leave this story and...
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| January 13, 2013, 5:16 pm
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Quoting Justin M
Then decided to leave this story and...
The cookie monster decided to actually eat the cookies instead of blowing them to bits and spitting them out because...

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| January 13, 2013, 5:25 pm
Quoting David .
The cookie monster decided to actually eat the cookies instead of blowing them to bits and spitting them out because...
...they looked soooo yummy and...

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| January 13, 2013, 6:25 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
Quoting David .
The cookie monster decided to actually eat the cookies instead of blowing them to bits and spitting them out because...
...they looked soooo yummy and...

...were so fascinating that he put them all in a...
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| January 14, 2013, 10:11 am
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...minecart and sent them down to goblin town were...
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| January 14, 2013, 4:14 pm
Quoting Chris .
...minecart and sent them down to goblin town were...
...the goblins gather to have snowball fights; they knew they were headed for trouble so...

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| January 14, 2013, 5:12 pm
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...so they ran and tossed so many snow balls into the Great Goblins face that...
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| January 16, 2013, 1:34 pm
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...so they ran out and fell on a stone giants knee and it shook so much it...
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| January 16, 2013, 1:36 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...so they ran and tossed so many snow balls into the Great Goblins face that...

...he looked like a snowman...
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| January 17, 2013, 7:46 am
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...and they smashed a carrot right into his beard of fat and...
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| January 18, 2013, 10:23 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...and they smashed a carrot right into his beard of fat and...

...then he melted away and...
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| January 19, 2013, 4:23 am
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...the dwarves ran out of there and into the den...of a creeper...
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| January 19, 2013, 9:13 am
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Quoting Chris .
...the dwarves ran out of there and into the den...of a creeper...

...There they were lost until...
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| January 20, 2013, 4:48 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...There they were lost until...

...old Tom Bombadil decided to offer them some biscuits and honey, and he would give them lots
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| January 20, 2013, 8:18 am
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...of cookies to pile their way out of there and...
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| January 20, 2013, 10:45 am
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Quoting Chris .
...of cookies to pile their way out of there and...
Sam ate them all so they had to...

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| January 20, 2013, 5:19 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Chris .
...of cookies to pile their way out of there and...
Sam ate them all so they had to...

Find their way into a...
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| January 21, 2013, 7:48 pm
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...into a cave of so many treasures that....
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| January 25, 2013, 9:15 am
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Quoting Chris .
...into a cave of so many treasures that....


They knew even Smaug would be jealous so they...
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| January 25, 2013, 9:50 am
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Quoting Justin M

They knew even Smaug would be jealous so they...

...tried to hide the treasures, but it took them almost...
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| January 25, 2013, 10:01 am
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...55 doll houses to take and shove it into a little...
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| January 25, 2013, 6:54 pm
Quoting Chris .
...55 doll houses to take and shove it into a little...

...restaurant and the restaurant was...
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| January 25, 2013, 7:57 pm
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Was not all that big so they had to..
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| January 26, 2013, 4:17 pm
Quoting Justin M
Was not all that big so they had to..

...move the restaurant to the side so they could...
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| January 26, 2013, 5:12 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...move the restaurant to the side so they could...

Start thinking about their plans to make a...
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| January 27, 2013, 12:09 pm
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Quoting Justin M
Start thinking about their plans to make a...

...huge cake for Gollum's birthay and...
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| January 28, 2013, 9:30 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...huge cake for Gollum's birthay and...


They then started on...
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| January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
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...sing a song so horrid that everyone fell to the pit of...
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| January 28, 2013, 9:10 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...sing a song so horrid that everyone fell to the pit of...


Despair only to find that...

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| January 29, 2013, 4:26 pm
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Quoting Justin M

Despair only to find that...

...Darth Vader is Gollum's father and...
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| January 30, 2013, 10:37 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...Darth Vader is Gollum's father and...

He really did love Gollum so they...
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| January 30, 2013, 3:15 pm
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Quoting Justin M
He really did love Gollum so they...

...decided to visit him, but Luke didn't believe that Gollum is his brother and cried...
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| January 31, 2013, 8:11 am
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So then they had to comfort him. So they went and dropped Goloum's birthday cake into the the pit of Carkoon. But...
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| January 31, 2013, 11:41 am
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Quoting Lee Muzzy
So then they had to comfort him. So they went and dropped Goloum's birthday cake into the the pit of Carkoon. But...
Boba Fett ate it and got the strength to climb out of it so they had to...

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| January 31, 2013, 2:00 pm
Quoting David .
Quoting Lee Muzzy
So then they had to comfort him. So they went and dropped Goloum's birthday cake into the the pit of Carkoon. But...
Boba Fett ate it and got the strength to climb out of it so they had to...

...run to the....
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| January 31, 2013, 2:12 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...run to the....

...Lonely Mountain where...
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| February 1, 2013, 9:30 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...Lonely Mountain where...

A Troll named...
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| February 1, 2013, 11:33 am
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Quoting Justin M
A Troll named...

...Bill the Pony wondered himself about his name and...
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| February 2, 2013, 3:54 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Bill the Pony wondered himself about his name and...

...tobuscus said that he was in love with bill the pony and bill said that...
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| February 5, 2013, 11:36 am
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Quoting Daniel .
...tobuscus said that he was in love with bill the pony and bill said that...


He wasn't quite sure if he was in love, too.
So he...
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| February 5, 2013, 11:40 am
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...Went to the others and they all fell of a cliff and landed on the Ballrog....
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| February 5, 2013, 11:45 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...Went to the others and they all fell of a cliff and landed on the Ballrog....

...who was eating his dinner. He was very angry so....
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| February 5, 2013, 11:49 am
...he ate them as dinner instead and then.....
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| February 5, 2013, 1:09 pm
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Quoting Frederick Bredesen
...he ate them as dinner instead and then.....

Thought that it would be a good idea to...
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| February 6, 2013, 10:24 am
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Quoting Justin M
Thought that it would be a good idea to...

...invite them for tea....
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| February 6, 2013, 10:59 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...invite them for tea....

So he then invited...
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| February 7, 2013, 11:49 am
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Quoting Justin M
So he then invited...

...them as he planned, but they didn't come...
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| February 8, 2013, 9:52 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...them as he planned, but they didn't come...
So he went to their houses to see what had become of them but...

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| February 8, 2013, 12:53 pm
Quoting David .
So he went to their houses to see what had become of them but...

...realized that he put in the wrong coordinates in his GPS. He then had to...
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| February 8, 2013, 2:41 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...realized that he put in the wrong coordinates in his GPS. He then had to...

...get help from Doctor Who...
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| February 9, 2013, 3:52 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...get help from Doctor Who...

Who then told them to...
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| February 10, 2013, 3:46 pm
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Quoting Justin M
Who then told them to...

...invite the troll called Bill the Pony only...
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| February 11, 2013, 5:20 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...invite the troll called Bill the Pony only...

....that Bill the Pony (the troll) wasn't around because.....
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| February 11, 2013, 11:12 am
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Quoting Takanuva 77
.....orcs had captured him and where using him to.....

...cook for them, but Gandalf and the Balrog decided to free him and...
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| February 12, 2013, 5:54 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...cook for them, but Gandalf and the Balrog decided to free him and...

...sent him off to the dwarfs, who, by this time were...
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| February 12, 2013, 1:53 pm
Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...sent him off to the dwarfs, who, by this time were...


Dyeing each other’s beards unusual colors so that...
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| February 12, 2013, 6:57 pm
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Quoting Klaatu Barada

Dyeing each other’s beards unusual colors so that...

Tolkien would be accused of stealiung J.K.Rowling's Ideas from Harry Potter Which was ridiculous, because...
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| February 12, 2013, 7:34 pm
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Quoting David .
Tolkien would be accused of stealiung J.K.Rowling's Ideas from Harry Potter Which was ridiculous, because...

...J.K. Rowling actually stole all her ideas from a famous person called...
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| February 13, 2013, 10:59 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...J.K. Rowling actually stole all her ideas from a famous person called...

...Harry. So they...
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| February 13, 2013, 11:05 am
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
...Harry. So they...

Broke rons wand so he could help Frodo to...
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| February 13, 2013, 11:36 am
Quoting David .
Broke rons wand so he could help Frodo to...


...Kick Gollum in the head and then they both...
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| February 13, 2013, 2:04 pm
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...but then a cave troll smashed a rock into the walls and...
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| February 13, 2013, 4:01 pm
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...they noticed, that it was Strider the Pony who is Bill the Pony's (the troll) brother and...
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| February 14, 2013, 8:55 am
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...a car flipped over and it came crashing down on a potato named...
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| February 15, 2013, 9:33 am
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Quoting Chris .
...a car flipped over and it came crashing down on a potato named...

...Tom the Pony who was the third brother, so they all cried...
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| February 16, 2013, 4:57 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Tom the Pony who was the third brother, so they all cried...

...But then they got hungry and fried him...
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| February 16, 2013, 9:02 am
Quoting A Sargent
...But then they got hungry and fried him...

in marshmallow fluff which saved his life because...
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| February 16, 2013, 9:29 pm
Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
in marshmallow fluff which saved his life because...

...in smelled so good, and he gobbled it up...
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| February 16, 2013, 10:27 pm
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Quoting A Sargent
...in smelled so good, and he gobbled it up...

...and then Gollum decided to...
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| February 17, 2013, 4:02 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...and then Gollum decided to...

...jump in a lake...
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| February 17, 2013, 7:51 am
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...but the lake was full of...
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| February 18, 2013, 9:14 am
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...that was filled with ooz and slime that was so gross...
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| February 18, 2013, 9:17 am
Quoting Chris .
...that was filled with ooz and slime that was so gross...

...that gollum pulled A Sargent in and climbed on top of his head...
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| February 18, 2013, 10:32 am
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Quoting A Sargent
...that gollum pulled A Sargent in and climbed on top of his head...

...but then the head broke and Gollum...
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| February 19, 2013, 8:51 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but then the head broke and Gollum...


...Took the Ring from Frodo and Frodo...
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| February 19, 2013, 8:56 am
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...ran to Sam and slapped him right in the face because...
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| February 19, 2013, 9:17 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Chris .
...ran to Sam and slapped him right in the face because...


He was quite unhappy about having to...
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| February 19, 2013, 4:13 pm
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...take a load of legos on top of a car that it was so heavy it broke...
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| February 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...take a load of legos on top of a car that it was so heavy it broke...

...his new WIP, so he then...
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| February 19, 2013, 6:10 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting ~ Caleb ~
...his new WIP, so he then...

...cried and it was so loud that all the Nazgul came with their fellbeasts and...
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| February 20, 2013, 4:22 am
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...recruited him and the ten ringwraiths over powered Souron and they sent him to...
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| February 20, 2013, 9:21 am
Quoting Chris .
...recruited him and the ten ringwraiths over powered Souron and they sent him to...

...Michael Kringe's house to...
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| February 20, 2013, 4:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting A Sargent
...Michael Kringe's house to...

...kill his mother, but Michael had a plan. He...
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| February 21, 2013, 8:34 am
 Group moderator 
...grabbed a sword a fought and killed the 9 but the last one was...
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| February 21, 2013, 9:39 am
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Quoting Chris .
...grabbed a sword a fought and killed the 9 but the last one was...
So injured he felt sorry for it so he asked his mom to...

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| February 21, 2013, 3:47 pm
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Quoting David .
Quoting Chris .
...grabbed a sword a fought and killed the 9 but the last one was...
So injured he felt sorry for it so he asked his mom to...

...help the Nazgul and invite him to the Fellowship of the Brick where he...
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| February 22, 2013, 10:01 am
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...spammed Souron's Moc page and never commented on his stuff so he...
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| February 22, 2013, 2:50 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...spammed Souron's Moc page and never commented on his stuff so he...

...then created a MOC Murder in which his siggy killed Sauron's and Sauron became angry and...
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| February 23, 2013, 4:15 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...then created a MOC Murder in which his siggy killed Sauron's and Sauron became angry and...

...came over to the Nazgul's house and maced him right in the...
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| February 23, 2013, 9:29 am
Quoting Chris .
...came over to the Nazgul's house and maced him right in the...

...face, but that was his decoy...
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| February 23, 2013, 9:32 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting A Sargent
...face, but that was his decoy...

So they...
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| February 23, 2013, 1:16 pm
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...destroyed the house and everything that was in the it so that...
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| February 23, 2013, 8:18 pm
The house exploded and all that was left was a poor Hobbit who needed...
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| February 23, 2013, 10:55 pm
The house exploded and all that was left was a poor Hobbit who needed...
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| February 23, 2013, 10:55 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
The house exploded and all that was left was a poor Hobbit who needed...

...help, because he had no legs as result of the explosion...
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| February 24, 2013, 4:59 am
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...so Gandalf made crutches out of swords so he could...
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| February 24, 2013, 3:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...so Gandalf made crutches out of swords so he could...

...walk. So the hobbit walked to...
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| February 25, 2013, 9:47 am
Isengard where he met...
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| February 25, 2013, 9:54 am
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
Isengard where he met...

...A hobo that was...
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| February 25, 2013, 10:05 am
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...named Tom Hamfast and had a sock named...
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| February 25, 2013, 6:20 pm
Jimmy James Bartholomew Rodrigo Timiteo the Third (or JJBRT3 for short) who...
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| February 25, 2013, 7:34 pm
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Quoting Beardless Dwarf
Jimmy James Bartholomew Rodrigo Timiteo the Third (or JJBRT3 for short) who...

...belonged to the second sock named....
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| February 26, 2013, 8:08 am
Bobby!!...
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| February 26, 2013, 8:10 am
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...who had a sword named Awesome dude of...
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| February 26, 2013, 9:07 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Chris .
...who had a sword named Awesome dude of...
Fightalot, but it went into a rageful killing spree, because...

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| February 26, 2013, 2:37 pm
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...he took a pill that made him go wild and...
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| February 27, 2013, 9:33 am
 Group admin 
...turn green so that he looked like...
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| February 27, 2013, 11:37 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...turn green so that he looked like...

...yoda when he was...
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| February 27, 2013, 11:47 am
 Group moderator 
...and then a car drove through the door of his house...
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| February 27, 2013, 4:23 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...and then a car drove through the door of his house...

...and the driver was...
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| February 28, 2013, 8:29 am
Saruman the White who honked his horn at....
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| February 28, 2013, 8:35 am
...Gandalf's horse (because he can) ...
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| February 28, 2013, 8:47 am
(We should really do this with vignettes. That would be interesting.
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| February 28, 2013, 8:50 am
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...and his brakes broke so he...
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| February 28, 2013, 9:13 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Chris .
...and his brakes broke so he...
Had to do an epic old man jump out of the car before it...

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| February 28, 2013, 8:09 pm
...which totally failed, and since he was coincidentally near a cliff, he fell in...
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| February 28, 2013, 8:21 pm
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Quoting Primus Maximus
...which totally failed, and since he was coincidentally near a cliff, he fell in...
a 3rd age jet plane, or more specifically known as...

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| February 28, 2013, 8:27 pm
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...RT32 that had a bomb attached to it and...
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| March 1, 2013, 8:55 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...RT32 that had a bomb attached to it and...

...so they tried to fly to...
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| March 1, 2013, 10:05 am
...Alderaan, which blew up so they...
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| March 1, 2013, 10:42 am
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Quoting Primus Maximus
...Alderaan, which blew up so they...

...went to Datooine but they new it was a lie so they...
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| March 1, 2013, 11:30 am
went back to Middle-Earth (somehow) and...
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| March 1, 2013, 5:56 pm
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Quoting Primus Maximus
went back to Middle-Earth (somehow) and...

...as gifts they brought clone helmets with them...
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| March 2, 2013, 3:13 am
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...also was chocolate bunnies and lots of orc weapons that...
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| March 3, 2013, 9:02 am
Quoting Chris .
...also was chocolate bunnies and lots of orc weapons that...


...devoured the chocolate bunnies, then Radagast arrived to stop the weapons but he was too late, so he...
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| March 3, 2013, 11:17 am
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Quoting Beardless Dwarf

...devoured the chocolate bunnies, then Radagast arrived to stop the weapons but he was too late, so he...

...decided to call the eagles who...
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| March 4, 2013, 2:08 pm
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...would charge a nuclear as-salt on the pepper clan and...
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| March 11, 2013, 10:57 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...would charge a nuclear as-salt on the pepper clan and...

...destroy the whole...
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| March 12, 2013, 9:28 am
 Group moderator 
Lego Community. But in a flash the...
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| March 12, 2013, 11:57 am
 Group moderator 
...legos were raided by babies and eaten and smeared with goo and it was so...
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| March 15, 2013, 9:59 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...legos were raided by babies and eaten and smeared with goo and it was so...

...frightening that the LEGO community's only hope was...
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| March 15, 2013, 11:05 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...frightening that the LEGO community's only hope was...

To shut down the MegaBloks company and...
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| March 15, 2013, 3:38 pm
Quoting Justin M
To shut down the MegaBloks company and...

...melt all the MegaBloks into...
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| March 15, 2013, 4:00 pm
Quoting A Sargent
...melt all the MegaBloks into...

a funhouse where all of the LEGO fans can join together to celebrate the collapse of the copied product :D
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| March 15, 2013, 4:17 pm
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Quoting David the Fire Ninja Jedi
a funhouse where all of the LEGO fans can join together to celebrate the collapse of the copied product :D

...but the MEGABLOCKS fans were became really angry then and they started a war and...
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| March 16, 2013, 4:11 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but the MEGABLOCKS fans were became really angry then and they started a war and...

There leader was a MEGABLOCK Rainbow warrior!
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| March 16, 2013, 4:34 pm
Quoting *Ethan *
There leader was a MEGABLOCK Rainbow warrior!

And then every single one of the people died (including the leader) because they ate poison cookies.
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| March 16, 2013, 5:52 pm
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...and the monkeys fell to their doom and gollum too...

I wonder how many times we've put Gollum in these things =P
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| March 16, 2013, 8:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...and the monkeys fell to their doom and gollum too...

I wonder how many times we've put Gollum in these things =P

...and then the surviving LEGO fans celebrated their win and...
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| March 17, 2013, 5:55 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...and then the surviving LEGO fans celebrated their win and...

...threw a pie in A Sargent's face, and he...
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| March 17, 2013, 10:29 am
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Quoting A Sargent
...threw a pie in A Sargent's face, and he...

decided to kill them, but they all cried "Have mercy!" then and...
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| March 17, 2013, 1:09 pm
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...chuck Norris took a rock and threw it into a...
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| March 17, 2013, 2:34 pm
...a trash can and he started dancing...
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| March 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...a trash can and he started dancing...

A Scottish gig...
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| March 17, 2013, 5:18 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting *Ethan *
A Scottish gig...

...and then Chuck Norris decided to...
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| March 18, 2013, 12:06 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Michael Kringe
...and then Chuck Norris decided to...

Try and get a...
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| March 21, 2013, 7:01 pm
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...Star Destroyer and...
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| March 22, 2013, 9:25 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Star Destroyer and...

HE BLEW UP THE EARTH!!!

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| March 22, 2013, 12:53 pm
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Quoting *Ethan *
HE BLEW UP THE EARTH!!!

...And that meant the end of all the...
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| March 23, 2013, 3:55 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...And that meant the end of all the...

...pickles and cucumbers...
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| March 24, 2013, 10:46 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting A Sargent
...pickles and cucumbers...

...but Bombur saved the last cucumber and...
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| March 25, 2013, 4:42 am
... Then he ate it causing much distress to Gimli's...
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| March 25, 2013, 3:48 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
... Then he ate it causing much distress to Gimli's... >>>
...mom, and she killed...
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| March 25, 2013, 3:53 pm
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...her goldfish and...
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| March 26, 2013, 5:46 am
...a giant waffle walked up saying "I want REVENGE!!" so then...
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| March 26, 2013, 8:01 am
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A tiny waffle came and said...
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| March 26, 2013, 11:37 am
I want sugar.....
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| March 27, 2013, 7:54 am
Quoting Frederick B.
I want sugar.....

...But the awesome Michael Kringe accidentally....
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| March 27, 2013, 8:19 am
Quoting A Sargent
...But the awesome Michael Kringe accidentally....


...Tripped over his LEGO collection making a lot of noise...
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| March 27, 2013, 8:33 am
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

...Tripped over his LEGO collection making a lot of noise...

...and he woke up a giant toilet...
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| March 27, 2013, 8:37 am
...but Beardless Dwarf jumped in swinging his axe and he smashed the toilet...
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| March 27, 2013, 8:42 am
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...but Beardless Dwarf jumped in swinging his axe and he smashed the toilet...

...and out of the toilet appeared...
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| March 27, 2013, 8:47 am
... A Sargent who was grateful because he had been in the sewer for years...
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| March 27, 2013, 9:01 am
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So with thanks in his heart he went and...
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| March 27, 2013, 9:52 am
Quoting Justin M
So with thanks in his heart he went and...

...invited 30 billion more members to...
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| March 27, 2013, 10:03 am
 Group admin 
Quoting A Sargent
...invited 30 billion more members to...

...The Fellowship of the Brick which then was so large that...
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| March 27, 2013, 1:06 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...The Fellowship of the Brick which then was so large that...

...David's head exploded ("No!" =0)...
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| March 27, 2013, 1:08 pm
...and we had to create another group to contain all the members ...
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| March 27, 2013, 1:28 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...and we had to create another group to contain all the members ...

...and Beardless Dwarf was the head cheese, but he...
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| March 27, 2013, 1:30 pm
Quoting A Sargent
...and Beardless Dwarf was the head cheese, but he...


Also made his head explode so then.....
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| March 27, 2013, 5:01 pm
Quoting *Ethan *

Also made his head explode so then.....

*Ethan* and ~Caleb~...
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| March 27, 2013, 5:31 pm
...went and hid in the bushes with their...
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| March 27, 2013, 5:34 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...went and hid in the bushes with their...

....friend, Tommy the tomato...
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| March 28, 2013, 8:31 am
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...took a corn from Farmer Maggot to eat but then...
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| March 28, 2013, 9:26 am
Quoting Chris .
...took a corn from Farmer Maggot to eat but then...

Cornelius the Cucumber snatched the corn, and...
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| March 28, 2013, 9:33 am
 Group admin 
Quoting A Sargent
Cornelius the Cucumber snatched the corn, and...

...Farmer Maggot came and...
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| March 28, 2013, 3:03 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Farmer Maggot came and...

And tried to kill them but * Ethan* ~Caleb~ & Tommy the tomato...
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| March 28, 2013, 6:49 pm
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...came and smacked Radagast right in the...
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| March 29, 2013, 9:48 am
Quoting *Ethan *
And tried to kill them but * Ethan* ~Caleb~ & Tommy the tomato...

...attacked, viciously murdering the poor...
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| March 29, 2013, 9:48 am
Quoting A Sargent
...attacked, viciously murdering the poor...


Farmer and they...

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| March 29, 2013, 10:51 am
Quoting *Ethan *
Quoting A Sargent
...attacked, viciously murdering the poor...


Farmer and they...

...ran away, but ~Caleb~ accidentally squashed Tommy, so...
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| March 29, 2013, 10:54 am
Quoting A Sargent
...ran away, but ~Caleb~ accidentally squashed Tommy, so... >>

They ate Tommy.
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| March 29, 2013, 11:04 am
Quoting *Ethan *
Quoting A Sargent
...ran away, but ~Caleb~ accidentally squashed Tommy, so... >>

They ate Tommy.

...and Tommy's mother...
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| March 29, 2013, 11:04 am
...came up and smacked...
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| March 29, 2013, 12:37 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...came up and smacked...
...an innocent...
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| March 29, 2013, 2:53 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...came up and smacked...
...an innocent...

...potato, screaming...
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| March 29, 2013, 2:54 pm
Quoting A Sargent
...potato, screaming...

"I like eating potatoes." And then...
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| March 29, 2013, 3:46 pm
...he/she ate the Potato and kicked...
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| March 29, 2013, 4:09 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...he/she ate the Potato and kicked...

...The Necromancer...
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| March 30, 2013, 5:34 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Michael Kringe
...The Necromancer...

... who summoned The Majestik Moose, who said...
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| March 30, 2013, 9:12 am
Quoting ~ Caleb ~
... who summoned The Majestik Moose, who said...

"I'm a moose who can talk." After...
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| March 30, 2013, 9:25 am
...jumping up and down on his antlers ten times he...
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| March 30, 2013, 10:20 am
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Thoght it would be a good idea to...
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| March 31, 2013, 12:58 pm
Quoting Justin M
Thoght it would be a good idea to...

get a wife. And so...
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| March 31, 2013, 2:09 pm
 Group admin 
...he went to Bywater and...
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| March 31, 2013, 3:49 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...he went to Bywater and...

...and started drinking ale but...
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| March 31, 2013, 8:41 pm
 Group moderator 
...David. took a sip of ale that made him...
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| April 2, 2013, 10:27 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Chris .
...David. took a sip of ale that made him...

...dance on the table and sing "Far over the Misty Mountains cold"...
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| April 3, 2013, 9:11 am
To dungeons deep and caverns low and then he...
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| April 6, 2013, 6:40 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Michael Kringe
...dance on the table and sing "Far over the Misty Mountains cold"...

...which caused everyone in the room to go insane from his singing (Just kidding David XD), and they all...
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| April 6, 2013, 7:26 pm
Quoting ~ Caleb ~
...which caused everyone in the room to go insane from his singing (Just kidding David XD), and they all...

...exploded, and the floors were littered in people debris (ewwwww!), and Butterbur...
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| April 6, 2013, 9:00 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting A Sargent
...exploded, and the floors were littered in people debris (ewwwww!), and Butterbur...

...complained about the mess and...
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| April 7, 2013, 4:50 am
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...Gandalf took a firework and...
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| April 7, 2013, 5:30 pm
...Shot it off, laughing merrily as it happened. But Merry and Pip...
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| April 7, 2013, 11:26 pm
...Shot it off, laughing merrily as it happened. But Merry and Pip...
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| April 7, 2013, 11:33 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...Shot it off, laughing merrily as it happened. But Merry and Pip...

...both decided to take a flaming hamster and...
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| April 8, 2013, 6:41 am
 Group admin 
Quoting ~ Caleb ~
...both decided to take a flaming hamster and...

...wanted to bring it to...
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| April 8, 2013, 9:29 am
 Group moderator 
...Beorn and eat his bee's honey and he got mad so...
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| April 8, 2013, 4:18 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Chris .
...Beorn and eat his bee's honey and he got mad so...
he killed them and David was confused as to how he got Ale (0.o) in the first place so...

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| April 8, 2013, 11:30 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting David .
Quoting Chris .
...Beorn and eat his bee's honey and he got mad so...
he killed them and David was confused as to how he got Ale (0.o) in the first place so...

He went to the Shire and...
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| April 9, 2013, 10:28 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Justin M
He went to the Shire and...

...decided to pay a visit to his old friend...
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| April 9, 2013, 4:42 pm
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...Chuck Norris and kick him right in the...
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| April 10, 2013, 9:05 am
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Quoting Chris .
...Chuck Norris and kick him right in the...

...head, but Chuck Norris...
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| April 10, 2013, 10:44 am
Fell to the ground at the mighty hands of...
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| April 22, 2013, 10:25 pm
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...a Balrog and it threw him to
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| April 23, 2013, 9:13 am
...a Stone-Giant who mistook him for a boulder and threw him at the other Stone Giant who...
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| April 23, 2013, 6:32 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...a Stone-Giant who mistook him for a boulder and threw him at the other Stone Giant who...

...then threw him to the Zirak-zigil where he...
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| April 24, 2013, 4:05 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...then threw him to the Zirak-zigil where he...


This is not part of the never ending story but what is a Zirak-zigil?
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| April 24, 2013, 10:52 am
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...took the goblin's kings crown and ran to...
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| April 24, 2013, 5:16 pm
Quoting Braydon L

This is not part of the never ending story but what is a Zirak-zigil?


I believe it is the place Where gandalf slew the Balrog. To continue the story:
Down-town Minas tirith where he found an epic burger joint...
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| April 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

I believe it is the place Where gandalf slew the Balrog. To continue the story:
Down-town Minas tirith where he found an epic burger joint...


Thx. :D

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| April 24, 2013, 7:48 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

I believe it is the place Where gandalf slew the Balrog. To continue the story:
Down-town Minas tirith where he found an epic burger joint...

...but he choked on the burger grease and died...
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| April 24, 2013, 7:57 pm
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Quoting A Sargent
...but he choked on the burger grease and died...

...a painful death...
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| April 25, 2013, 8:13 am
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...and was put in a grave under the...
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| April 25, 2013, 9:11 am
Room in which Denethor burned, but ObiWan came and...
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| April 25, 2013, 9:22 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
Room in which Denethor burned, but ObiWan came and...

...found out that it was the wrong room so...
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| April 26, 2013, 9:48 am
Gandalf came up and smacked Obi Wan in the head with his staff saying; 'Give me the...
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| April 26, 2013, 7:31 pm
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...bacon sir!" And they fought till the very top of...
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| April 26, 2013, 7:43 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...bacon sir!" And they fought till the very top of...

...Dol Guldor, where the Necromancer gave them some...
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| April 27, 2013, 9:04 am
Necromanced Goblin to eat. But Gandalf didn't like Necromanced Goblin so he...
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| April 27, 2013, 9:53 am
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...took a Took to Buckland to meet...
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| April 27, 2013, 11:55 am
a Butterbur from Bree but they got lost so they...
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| April 28, 2013, 9:59 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
a Butterbur from Bree but they got lost so they...

...asked the next person they met for help...
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| April 29, 2013, 7:56 am
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
a Butterbur from Bree but they got lost so they...

...asked the next person they met for help...
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| April 29, 2013, 7:56 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...asked the next person they met for help...

But they said to...
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| April 29, 2013, 3:10 pm
Quoting Justin M
But they said to...


Find a new sword to kill...
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| April 29, 2013, 3:15 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

Find a new sword to kill...

...Glaurung and...
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| April 30, 2013, 8:35 am
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...and take him to the Misty Mountains and...
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| April 30, 2013, 3:51 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...and take him to the Misty Mountains and...

...found a dwarven kingdom there where they could...
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| May 1, 2013, 4:19 am
mine lots of precious golden LEGO bricks...
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| May 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
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But then they figured it would be easier to...
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| May 2, 2013, 10:30 am
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Quoting Justin M
But then they figured it would be easier to...

...find Mr. Gold in the Minifigures Series 10 bags....
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| May 2, 2013, 10:32 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...find Mr. Gold in the Minifigures Series 10 bags....

So they mined out Mr. gold and ran out to tell everyone...
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| May 2, 2013, 2:19 pm
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Quoting Braydon L
So they mined out Mr. gold and ran out to tell everyone...

...how awesome Mr. Gold is and...
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| May 3, 2013, 11:21 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...how awesome Mr. Gold is and...


On the way they lost Mr Gold and they had to...
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| May 3, 2013, 4:28 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

On the way they lost Mr Gold and they had to...

...find him, because if Sauron found him he would...
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| May 4, 2013, 5:28 am
have died from the sheer awesomeness of MR Gold, They saw a light in the distance and decided to...
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| May 4, 2013, 1:51 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
have died from the sheer awesomeness of MR Gold, They saw a light in the distance and decided to...

Follow it to the end of middle earth so that they....
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| May 4, 2013, 3:32 pm
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...could see what it was and...
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| May 5, 2013, 4:55 am
at the end they saw...
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| May 5, 2013, 6:57 pm
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...Mrs Gold and...
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| May 6, 2013, 10:43 am
she was mad because they had lost Mr Gold so she took a flaming...
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| May 6, 2013, 3:50 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
she was mad because they had lost Mr Gold so she took a flaming...

Sword and tried to kill him....
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| May 6, 2013, 3:55 pm
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...but thunder and lighting combined to make lunder or thunding and it...
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| May 6, 2013, 5:16 pm
Quoting Chris .
...but thunder and lighting combined to make lunder or thunding and it...

Zapped Mr's gold and she flew all the way to...
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| May 6, 2013, 6:27 pm
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Quoting Braydon L
Zapped Mr's gold and she flew all the way to...

... Amon Hen, where she saw...
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| May 6, 2013, 6:46 pm
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Quoting ~ Caleb ~
... Amon Hen, where she saw...

... Lurtz and the Uruk-hai who...
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| May 7, 2013, 8:56 am
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...were being owned by Aragorn who was trying to...
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| May 7, 2013, 9:01 am
...tie ropes around their necks and force them to be his slaves so that he could....
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| May 7, 2013, 1:55 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...tie ropes around their necks and force them to be his slaves so that he could....

...relax while his slaves...
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| May 8, 2013, 10:51 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...relax while his slaves...

...began beating Mrs Gold with sausages and Bombur...
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| May 8, 2013, 2:26 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...began beating Mrs Gold with sausages and Bombur...

starts eating the sausages but then there was suddenly...
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| May 8, 2013, 5:48 pm
Quoting Raviel .
starts eating the sausages but then there was suddenly...

...a real pig in the bundle of sausages...
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| May 8, 2013, 6:14 pm
Quoting Raviel .
starts eating the sausages but then there was suddenly...


...a rabid, flying, man eating, dragon-slaying, one-eyed, purple and green...
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| May 8, 2013, 6:32 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

...a rabid, flying, man eating, dragon-slaying, one-eyed, purple and green...

HAMBURGER! His ultimate quest was to...
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| May 8, 2013, 7:03 pm
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...eat it an use it for the destruction of...
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| May 8, 2013, 11:57 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...eat it an use it for the destruction of...

...Bilbo's living room...
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| May 9, 2013, 9:55 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Bilbo's living room...


...but poor Bilbo wasn't very happy about that and he...
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| May 9, 2013, 2:49 pm
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...was so desperated that he called the eagles and...
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| May 10, 2013, 3:03 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...was so desperated that he called the eagles and...


they came to the rescue! But their claws were made for sitting on studs, not holding minifigures so the could not pick Bilbo up...
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| May 10, 2013, 8:19 am
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

they came to the rescue! But their claws were made for sitting on studs, not holding minifigures so the could not pick Bilbo up...

...and they had to fly away and taunt Bilbo and...
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| May 10, 2013, 8:30 am
Quoting Chris .
...and they had to fly away and taunt Bilbo and...

fly into the sunset! Meanwhile, Bilbo found a way to be invisible without the one ring!

*CLOAK ENGAGED*
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| May 10, 2013, 10:17 am
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...so then Bilbo went away silently and...
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| May 11, 2013, 3:11 am
He added a bunch of random people to his favorite builders...
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| May 11, 2013, 9:14 am
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
He added a bunch of random people to his favorite builders...

Including Finn Tegotash...
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| May 11, 2013, 9:31 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Including Finn Tegotash...

...who was very happy then because Bilbo commented on all of his MOCs...
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| May 12, 2013, 4:56 am
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...but then the up-loader didn't work...
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| May 12, 2013, 11:12 am
...and Finn could not post his latest MOC which was...
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| May 12, 2013, 3:18 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...and Finn could not post his latest MOC which was...

very top secret. So he decided to...
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| May 12, 2013, 4:31 pm
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Quoting Raviel .
very top secret. So he decided to...

...leave MOCpages and delete his account and then he uploaded the pictures...
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| May 13, 2013, 8:19 am
...to the Eurobricks forums, but they were stolen and soon leaked all over the...
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| May 13, 2013, 9:08 am
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...Middle Earth and Gandalf got mad and so he took...
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| May 13, 2013, 9:18 am
Quoting Chris .
...Middle Earth and Gandalf got mad and so he took...

to the skies on a Dragon. Wielding the Dragon Blade, he fought...
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| May 13, 2013, 10:07 am
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Quoting Inigo Montoya
to the skies on a Dragon. Wielding the Dragon Blade, he fought...

All of the EuroBrick members only to find that...
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| May 13, 2013, 1:35 pm
Quoting Justin M
All of the EuroBrick members only to find that...

...he himself actually HAD a EuroBrick Account, so he had to kill himself, and all the people...
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| May 13, 2013, 7:18 pm
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Quoting A Sargent
...he himself actually HAD a EuroBrick Account, so he had to kill himself, and all the people...

...who had an Eurobricks account and survived watched Gandalf fighting himself and...
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| May 14, 2013, 8:27 am
...the Balrog felt betrayed by the Fact that Gandalf was fighting himself rather than the Balrog so he...
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| May 14, 2013, 8:31 am
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...the Balrog felt betrayed by the Fact that Gandalf was fighting himself rather than the Balrog so he...

...created an own Eirobricks account and hoped to find Gandalf there so that he could...
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| May 21, 2013, 6:27 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...created an own Eirobricks account and hoped to find Gandalf there so that he could...

Take over the world in the form of a kitten which...
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| May 21, 2013, 11:42 pm
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...lived in a huge...
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| May 22, 2013, 10:54 am
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Kind of world known as...
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| May 24, 2013, 10:36 am
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Quoting Justin M
Kind of world known as...

...Dinotopia, where he could ride all the dinosaurs, and...
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| May 24, 2013, 3:12 pm
The dinosaurs loved him because he was so cute in kitten-form...
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| May 24, 2013, 8:17 pm
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...that they build him a huge palce out of LEGOs and...
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| May 25, 2013, 4:18 am
The kitten-Balrog was truly happy in the palace but his mother's sister's cousin's niece's nephew's uncle's aunt's mother's father's grandson decided to...
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| May 26, 2013, 7:45 am
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
The kitten-Balrog was truly happy in the palace but his mother's sister's cousin's niece's nephew's uncle's aunt's mother's father's grandson decided to...

...upload it on MOCpages, but there everyone rated it only 1/5 - 2/5 so he...
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| May 27, 2013, 9:42 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...upload it on MOCpages, but there everyone rated it only 1/5 - 2/5 so he...


uploaded it to Flickr but someone had swapped the photos of the palace and replaced them with a bunch of...
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| May 27, 2013, 2:49 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

uploaded it to Flickr but someone had swapped the photos of the palace and replaced them with a bunch of...

...MOCs from Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin whothen...
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| May 28, 2013, 8:31 am
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...gotten very popular over the days and kitty-bolrog threw a party at..
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| May 28, 2013, 9:36 am
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...gotten very popular over the days and kitty-bolrog threw a party at..
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| May 28, 2013, 9:36 am
Quoting Chris .
...gotten very popular over the days and kitty-bolrog threw a party at..


...Radagast the Brown's summer house near...
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| May 28, 2013, 8:43 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin

...Radagast the Brown's summer house near...


...the ocean, which was great because the sound of the waves crashing against the shore drowned out the noise of the wizard's stomach gurgling.

Radagast the Brown was asked why he was a vegetarian, but before he could answer he realized that...


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| May 29, 2013, 4:40 am
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...he got very hungry after he had heard that and...
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| May 29, 2013, 10:45 am
...decided to stop being a vegetarian because meat tastes delicious so he went to the nearest...
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| May 29, 2013, 7:23 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...decided to stop being a vegetarian because meat tastes delicious so he went to the nearest...

...McDonalds and...
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| May 30, 2013, 7:01 am
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...decided to stop being a vegetarian because meat tastes delicious so he went to the nearest...

...McDonalds and...
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| May 30, 2013, 7:02 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...McDonalds and...
...Pondered his existence within the never ending story. This led him to...

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| May 30, 2013, 2:31 pm
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...take over Mordor and try to destroy the free people of...
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| May 30, 2013, 3:31 pm
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...MOCpages who then tried to escape to flickr and...
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| May 31, 2013, 3:32 am
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...but it was destroyed and the lands of Mocpages and Lego.com joined to...
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| May 31, 2013, 5:12 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...but it was destroyed and the lands of Mocpages and Lego.com joined to...

...serve their new Dark Lord, the kitten-Balrog...
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| June 1, 2013, 3:26 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...serve their new Dark Lord, the kitten-Balrog...

But then a new hero rose up and...
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| June 2, 2013, 6:18 pm
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Quoting Justin M
But then a new hero rose up and...

...it was Barliman Butterbur...
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| June 3, 2013, 9:18 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...it was Barliman Butterbur...

And Legolas who...
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| June 3, 2013, 3:56 pm
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...was angry that he had to share the role of the hero with Butterbur and...
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| June 4, 2013, 8:36 am
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Gollum. So they set out on the quest of a lifetime and...
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| June 4, 2013, 12:02 pm
Quoting Justin M
Gollum. So they set out on the quest of a lifetime and...

... Then Gollum ate the others so...
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| June 4, 2013, 7:02 pm
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Quoting ~* Ethan *~
... Then Gollum ate the others so...

...he was the only hero left, but everyone hated him so...
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| June 5, 2013, 11:20 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...he was the only hero left, but everyone hated him so...

They throw him down a big black hole and at the bottom there was a..
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| June 6, 2013, 11:06 am
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...Elmo and they fought for days and...
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| June 6, 2013, 12:22 pm
Quoting Chris .
...Elmo and they fought for days and...

More days until...
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| June 6, 2013, 12:40 pm
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Quoting Finn tegotash
More days until...

...an eagle came and escaped with Gollum so that the Elmo was left back and...
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| June 7, 2013, 9:54 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...an eagle came and escaped with Gollum so that the Elmo was left back and...
...Elmo evolved so he could fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes...

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| June 7, 2013, 1:26 pm
Quoting ~* Ethan *~
Quoting Michael Kringe
...an eagle came and escaped with Gollum so that the Elmo was left back and...
...Elmo evolved so he could fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes...

And he called himself...
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| June 7, 2013, 3:07 pm
...Jeffrey, the red flying laser-shooting man eating eyeball pinching cookie stealing guy and he...
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| June 7, 2013, 7:48 pm
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...Jeffrey, the red flying laser-shooting man eating eyeball pinching cookie stealing guy and he...

Was caught stealing cookies by..
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| June 8, 2013, 6:38 am
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...Justin M. but then Evan Botkin put his hat on and yelled...
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| June 8, 2013, 9:07 am
...OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!!!...
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| June 8, 2013, 1:45 pm
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But Justin M knew these crime's had to be stopped so he...
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| June 8, 2013, 2:49 pm
Quoting Justin M
But Justin M knew these crime's had to be stopped so he...

Blew up a hole in the earth...

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| June 8, 2013, 3:02 pm
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...and dumped Gothmog into it with a big...
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| June 8, 2013, 5:59 pm
Piece of pizza and Gothmog was so happy about the pizza that he...
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| June 8, 2013, 7:06 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
Piece of pizza and Gothmog was so happy about the pizza that he...

...forgot that the whole world exploded around him while he was eating the Pizza...
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| June 9, 2013, 4:16 am
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...and he played Halo with Gandalf at his...
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| June 9, 2013, 9:30 am
Mother's Father's Grandson's basement...
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| June 9, 2013, 10:43 am
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...and they became the best of friends that they played Halo...
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| June 9, 2013, 11:11 am
Quoting Chris .
...and they became the best of friends that they played Halo...

Until the never ending story topic went inactive...
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| July 2, 2013, 10:41 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Until the never ending story topic went inactive...

...and then Finn brought it back and...
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| July 3, 2013, 10:59 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...and then Finn brought it back and...

...We all joined in. But then a goblin named Bill...
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| July 3, 2013, 11:22 am
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Quoting Lee Muzzy
...We all joined in. But then a goblin named Bill...

...stole the nickname of William the troll and...
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| July 4, 2013, 12:46 pm
...began ripping off his brother's...
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| July 5, 2013, 8:44 am
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin (Birthday July 8th!)
...began ripping off his brother's...

Sunglasses, so his brother...
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| July 5, 2013, 8:47 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Sunglasses, so his brother...

...wanted revenge and...
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| July 5, 2013, 10:30 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...wanted revenge and...

Began plotting with...
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| July 5, 2013, 4:01 pm
Boromir and Legolas and they decided that...
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| July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
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...it would be better to have a MOC-off instead and...
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| July 8, 2013, 9:52 am
so they invited Gimli to help with a MOC the size of...
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| July 8, 2013, 10:25 am
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Quoting Ben Olsond (Commander Ben)
so they invited Gimli to help with a MOC the size of...

...Barad-dur. The build took them....
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| July 9, 2013, 2:40 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Barad-dur. The build took them....

A few minutes until they decided it would be better...
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| July 12, 2013, 7:17 am
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...to build it in micro-size. So then they went to...
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| July 12, 2013, 7:49 am
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Quoting Michael Kringe
...to build it in micro-size. So then they went to...

the lego store in minis tirith were they found that...
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| July 13, 2013, 9:13 pm
william had been killed so gimli...
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| July 23, 2013, 9:33 am
Quoting Ben Olsond
william had been killed so gimli...

...went and killed...
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| July 23, 2013, 10:50 am
A random elf...
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| July 23, 2013, 1:12 pm
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...who fought so bad that...
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| July 23, 2013, 3:30 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...who fought so bad that...

...everyone thought he was a...
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| July 24, 2013, 3:52 am
4 year old...
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| July 24, 2013, 6:54 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
4 year old...



But really he was 53...
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| July 24, 2013, 7:09 am
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...who drove to Mordor and gave...
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| July 24, 2013, 10:39 am
...pizza to...
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| July 24, 2013, 1:41 pm
The Witch-King...
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| July 24, 2013, 2:48 pm
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Quoting Finn tegotash
The Witch-King...

...but it was the wrong pizza, so he had to go back to...
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| July 25, 2013, 4:19 am
The mines of Moria...
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| July 25, 2013, 7:10 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
The mines of Moria...



And triple the witch-kings pizza order...
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| July 25, 2013, 11:34 am
Quoting ~* Ethan *~


And triple the witch-kings pizza order...

And make an order of breadsticks for...
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| July 25, 2013, 12:31 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
And make an order of breadsticks for...

...the wargs, who wanted to attack...
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| July 25, 2013, 12:43 pm
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...the wargs, who wanted to attack...

Batman...
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| July 25, 2013, 12:46 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Batman...

...because somebody had soaked his under-garments in meat...
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| July 25, 2013, 6:26 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...because somebody had soaked his under-garments in meat...

...so after he had given the right pizza to the Witch-king he found out that...
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| July 26, 2013, 5:15 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...so after he had given the right pizza to the Witch-king he found out that...

The Gaffer was playing Chess against...
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| July 26, 2013, 6:38 am
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...Sauron's Mouth who...
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| July 27, 2013, 3:01 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Sauron's Mouth who...

Had just eaten...
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| July 27, 2013, 6:36 am
A big giant juicy...
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| July 27, 2013, 9:42 am
Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
A big giant juicy...

Stick insect...
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| July 27, 2013, 1:43 pm
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...then Chris. read the whole topic right now and...

(I really did! XD)
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| July 27, 2013, 11:58 pm
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(awesome, I guess it was fun and REALLY makes sense! :D)
...then he fell asleep and when he woke up he realized that...
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| July 28, 2013, 6:11 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
(awesome, I guess it was fun and REALLY makes sense! :D)
...then he fell asleep and when he woke up he realized that...

All his Legos had been stolen by...
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| July 29, 2013, 2:17 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
All his Legos had been stolen by...


...Everybody who had written in this topic and...
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| July 29, 2013, 5:16 pm
Quoting Matthew Oh

...Everybody who had written in this topic and...


...Used to create a gigantic...
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| July 29, 2013, 6:08 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...Used to create a gigantic...

...MOC Depicting...
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| July 29, 2013, 8:10 pm
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
...MOC Depicting...

...the story in this topic and...
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| July 30, 2013, 5:48 am
The Moc was blown over by...
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| July 30, 2013, 6:31 am
...a giant wolf...
(get it?... three little pigs... XD)
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| July 30, 2013, 12:21 pm
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...a giant wolf...
(get it?... three little pigs... XD)

Whose tail had been painted...
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| July 30, 2013, 2:39 pm
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...grey and Sam mistook him for...
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| July 30, 2013, 8:17 pm
...A ringwraith's sword...
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| July 30, 2013, 10:48 pm
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Quoting Alex Cal.
...A ringwraith's sword...

...so he began...
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| July 31, 2013, 6:32 am
...running away from the wolf which had been mistaken for a Ringwraith's sword and he...
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| July 31, 2013, 8:28 am
He hid in an old stagecoach until...
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| July 31, 2013, 11:08 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
He hid in an old stagecoach until...

...The black rider...
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| July 31, 2013, 11:17 am
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...The black rider...

Was scared by Farmer Maggot's dogs...
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| July 31, 2013, 11:24 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Was scared by Farmer Maggot's dogs...


...Who had gnarled their yellow teeth...
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| July 31, 2013, 12:51 pm
...by eating mushrooms, so after they scared the black rider away, Sam...
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| July 31, 2013, 2:42 pm
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who was busy picking his nose, found out that Frodo had forged another ring, so he
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| July 31, 2013, 9:45 pm
Quoting David .
who was busy picking his nose, found out that Frodo had forged another ring, so he

Built a Mount Doom Moc...
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| August 1, 2013, 8:54 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Built a Mount Doom Moc...


...which caught Morgoth attention who then...
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| August 1, 2013, 2:16 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...which caught Morgoth attention who then...

Hit it with Grond...
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| August 1, 2013, 4:07 pm
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...but Sam's MOC was very popular on MOCpages so all his fans were very angry and...
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| August 2, 2013, 6:09 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but Sam's MOC was very popular on MOCpages so all his fans were very angry and...


...decided to join an alliance to defeat Morgoth...
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| August 3, 2013, 7:23 pm
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Quoting Alex Cal.

...decided to join an alliance to defeat Morgoth...

...but Morgoth had a huge army of MEGABLOCKS builders and...
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| August 4, 2013, 4:39 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but Morgoth had a huge army of MEGABLOCKS builders and...

He knew how angry the LEGO builders would be so he sent them to...
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| August 4, 2013, 9:20 am
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Quoting Evan 'Beardless Dwarf' Botkin
He knew how angry the LEGO builders would be so he sent them to...

Destroy all lego bricks, but the LEGO army had a back-up defense that Morgoth never saw coming, so...
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| August 4, 2013, 2:57 pm
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Quoting David .
Destroy all lego bricks, but the LEGO army had a back-up defense that Morgoth never saw coming, so...

...and Gandalf backfliped onto Smaug and flew on top...
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| August 4, 2013, 3:18 pm
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Quoting Chris .
...and Gandalf backfliped onto Smaug and flew on top...

....of the Erebor where they found Morgoth...
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| August 5, 2013, 7:56 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
....of the Erebor where they found Morgoth...

Getting eaten by...
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| August 5, 2013, 10:04 am
...A giant Mirkwood spider! So they...
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| August 5, 2013, 12:01 pm
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...A giant Mirkwood spider! So they...


...Turned around and decided to go to the Green Dragon Inn where...
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| August 5, 2013, 10:15 pm
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...Merry and Pippin were handing out free ale and...
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| August 5, 2013, 10:29 pm
...then they would chase down the ale-drinkers and...
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| August 5, 2013, 10:45 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...then they would chase down the ale-drinkers and...

Throw them down the well in Moria...
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| August 6, 2013, 8:49 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Throw them down the well in Moria...


...where they fell through fire and water...
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| August 6, 2013, 9:41 am
Quoting Alex Cal.

...where they fell through fire and water...

Until they landed on a Rancor...
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| August 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Until they landed on a Rancor...

...but then Peter Jackson noticed that there was a Rancor in the movie and...
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| August 7, 2013, 5:24 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but then Peter Jackson noticed that there was a Rancor in the movie and...

And he yelled "cut"...
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| August 7, 2013, 6:49 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
And he yelled "cut"...


..."its head off!"...
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| August 7, 2013, 11:16 am
...So they killed the Rancor only to be chased by a Balrog up stairs all the way to the top of the Misty mountains where...
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| August 7, 2013, 1:21 pm
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...So they killed the Rancor only to be chased by a Balrog up stairs all the way to the top of the Misty mountains where...

Saruman was eating popcorn and watching...
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| August 7, 2013, 2:15 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Saruman was eating popcorn and watching...


..."Dracula" and thought of how it reminded him of...
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| August 7, 2013, 8:42 pm
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Quoting Alex Cal.

..."Dracula" and thought of how it reminded him of...

...himself in his youth in Aman...
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| August 8, 2013, 5:06 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...himself in his youth in Aman...

When he played Frisbee with...
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| August 8, 2013, 10:16 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
When he played Frisbee with...

...Gandalf when once he decided to...
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| August 8, 2013, 10:29 am
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...Gandalf when once he decided to...

Take a voyage on the...
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| August 9, 2013, 6:45 am
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...Pirate Ship Ambush set and they went to...
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| August 9, 2013, 10:41 am
Quoting Chris .
...Pirate Ship Ambush set and they went to...

...Pelennor where they arrived just in time to see...
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| August 9, 2013, 10:44 am
Quoting Andrew the Jedi Ninja
...Pelennor where they arrived just in time to see...


..The midnight premiere of...
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| August 9, 2013, 1:19 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

..The midnight premiere of...

Iron Man 3...
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| August 9, 2013, 3:37 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Iron Man 3...

....and after they saw it....
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| August 9, 2013, 3:40 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
....and after they saw it....

They were kidnapped by the pirates...
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| August 9, 2013, 3:42 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
They were kidnapped by the pirates...

...of the caribbean...
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| August 9, 2013, 3:44 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...of the caribbean...

Who sold them as slaves to the Goblins...
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| August 9, 2013, 3:46 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Who sold them as slaves to the Goblins...

...and then the goblins squashed them into jelly...
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| August 9, 2013, 4:03 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...and then the goblins squashed them into jelly...


...babies who a man with a blue police box offered to...
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| August 9, 2013, 6:59 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...babies who a man with a blue police box offered to...

...teleport them to the three trolls...
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| August 9, 2013, 7:13 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...teleport them to the three trolls...

...who were eating...
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| August 9, 2013, 9:37 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...who were eating...


...Overly roasted and near burnt...
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| August 9, 2013, 10:06 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...Overly roasted and near burnt...

...giant pieces of toast that they then spread the jelly babies on...
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| August 10, 2013, 1:45 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
...giant pieces of toast that they then spread the jelly babies on...


...and added potatoes and raw fish....
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| August 10, 2013, 1:57 am
Quoting Alex Cal.

...and added potatoes and raw fish....

...but then Samwise Gamgee came because he was looking for his potatoes and Gollum also came because he was looking for his fish...
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| August 10, 2013, 1:59 am
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Quoting Stephen Boe
...but then Samwise Gamgee came because he was looking for his potatoes and Gollum also came because he was looking for his fish...

...and they stole it from them so that...
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| August 10, 2013, 7:04 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...and they stole it from them so that...

They could have a birthday party for...
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| August 10, 2013, 9:34 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
They could have a birthday party for...


...*Ethan* even though his birthday had passed...
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| August 10, 2013, 11:47 am
Quoting Alex Cal.

...*Ethan* even though his birthday had passed...

...so they decided to celebrate Bilbo's 111th birthday...
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| August 10, 2013, 6:45 pm
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Quoting Stephen Boe
...so they decided to celebrate Bilbo's 111th birthday...

...which had also passed, but Bilbo didn't matter so...
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| August 11, 2013, 12:39 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...which had also passed, but Bilbo didn't matter so...

...they stopped trying to celebrate birthday's and decided to...
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| August 11, 2013, 6:26 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...they stopped trying to celebrate birthday's and decided to...

Buy the biggest...
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| August 12, 2013, 9:57 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Buy the biggest...

...Hobbit set of the Desolation of Smaug wave...
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| August 12, 2013, 10:36 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Hobbit set of the Desolation of Smaug wave...


...but realized they didn't have enough money so...
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| August 12, 2013, 3:06 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...but realized they didn't have enough money so...

...they stole all the gold from Smaug so that they could have enough money...
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| August 12, 2013, 3:13 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...they stole all the gold from Smaug so that they could have enough money...

But the set was a huge disappointment because it only had 1 minifig and...
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| August 12, 2013, 4:24 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
But the set was a huge disappointment because it only had 1 minifig and...

...then Smaug came along looking for "his" gold...
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| August 12, 2013, 4:35 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...then Smaug came along looking for "his" gold...

And they led him to a mine where he stole fools gold from...
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| August 12, 2013, 4:40 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...then Smaug came along looking for "his" gold...


...so our heroes hired three little piggies to build houses out of Lego, Duplo, and LDD bricks,..
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| August 12, 2013, 4:41 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash and Alex Cal.


And Smaug was happy that he got "his""gold" back but he wanted to have some lunch so he burnt down the piggies houses except for the LDD one because...

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| August 12, 2013, 5:07 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
And Smaug was happy that he got "his""gold" back but he wanted to have some lunch so he burnt down the piggies houses except for the LDD one because...

It had been a hologram sent by a Jedi master...

(sorry about the confusion, Finn and I posted at about the same time...)
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| August 13, 2013, 1:10 am
Quoting Alex Cal.
It had been a hologram sent by a Jedi master...

(sorry about the confusion, Finn and I posted at about the same time...)

...and that jedi was hired by Bilbo Baggins because...

(That's okay :) )
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| August 13, 2013, 1:44 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
...and that jedi was hired by Bilbo Baggins because...

(That's okay :) )

He wanted revenge on Darth...
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| August 13, 2013, 9:34 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
He wanted revenge on Darth...

...Saruman, who thought being a wizard in medieval times was getting mainstream, so...
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| August 13, 2013, 1:29 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...Saruman, who thought being a wizard in medieval times was getting mainstream, so...

He jumped in the Brandywine river...
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| August 13, 2013, 1:34 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
He jumped in the Brandywine river...

And got eaten by a Shark...
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| August 13, 2013, 1:46 pm
Quoting Mark McPeek
And got eaten by a Shark...

...so Bilbo Baggins was happy now...
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| August 13, 2013, 1:52 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...so Bilbo Baggins was happy now...

And he went and ate the Sackville Baggins out of house and home....
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| August 13, 2013, 1:58 pm
...but then he threw up because they didn't taste very good and they were uncooked so...
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| August 13, 2013, 2:04 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...but then he threw up because they didn't taste very good and they were uncooked so...

Gandalf came and took him to Barad-dur...
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| August 13, 2013, 6:37 pm
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Quoting Mark McPeek
Gandalf came and took him to Barad-dur...

..where he became the new master cook of Middle-Earth and...
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| August 13, 2013, 7:01 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
..where he became the new master cook of Middle-Earth and...

the smell of all the good food drove Sauron crazy and...
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| August 13, 2013, 7:07 pm
He decided to cut all the good food into little pieces and feed it to...
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| August 13, 2013, 7:27 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
He decided to cut all the good food into little pieces and feed it to...

The Witch King, but he doesn't...
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| August 13, 2013, 10:31 pm
Quoting Mark McPeek
The Witch King, but he doesn't...

...like good food, he only likes bad food, so...
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| August 13, 2013, 10:40 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...like good food, he only likes bad food, so...

He went skydiving at....
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| August 13, 2013, 10:47 pm
Quoting Mark McPeek
He went skydiving at....

...the top of Barad Dur tower...
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| August 13, 2013, 11:04 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...the top of Barad Dur tower...

...he got his dark cloak caught in the...
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| August 13, 2013, 11:57 pm
Quoting Oscar Sandford
...he got his dark cloak caught in the...

...Eye of Sauron which sucked him up and...
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| August 14, 2013, 12:00 am
And launched him into a parallel universe where...
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| August 14, 2013, 1:58 pm
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Quoting Finn tegotash
And launched him into a parallel universe where...

...Gollum was the Master of Rivendell and Gandalf a...
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| August 14, 2013, 5:04 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Gollum was the Master of Rivendell and Gandalf a...

...fat little hermit who randomly appeared and threw candy and cookies at children, who...
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| August 14, 2013, 5:10 pm
...were mad because Gandalf lost all his ability to make excellent fireworks and they began to...
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| August 14, 2013, 9:42 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...were mad because Gandalf lost all his ability to make excellent fireworks and they began to...

...do a random indian dance that caused Gandalf to get struck with lightning, then,,,
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| August 14, 2013, 9:44 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...do a random indian dance that caused Gandalf to get struck with lightning, then,,,

He zombified...
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| August 15, 2013, 9:24 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
He zombified...

...and he started eating all the children and their cookies and candy, and...
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| August 15, 2013, 4:30 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...and he started eating all the children and their cookies and candy, and...

And everything else that began with a c including...
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| August 15, 2013, 4:36 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
And everything else that began with a c including...

...cannibals, but Gandalf suddenly died of food poisoning, so...
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| August 15, 2013, 4:45 pm
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Quoting Stephen Boe
...cannibals, but Gandalf suddenly died of food poisoning, so...

...the surviving children didn't know what to do until they had an idea: They...
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| August 15, 2013, 5:17 pm
Decided to call Radagast so he could...
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| August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
Decided to call Radagast so he could...

...use his staff to try to bring back Gandalf from the dead, but...
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| August 15, 2013, 8:49 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...use his staff to try to bring back Gandalf from the dead, but...

...he had already used the gem in his staff to bring Sebastian back so it didn't work and he had to...
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| August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...he had already used the gem in his staff to bring Sebastian back so it didn't work and he had to...

...get the help of Saruman but Radagast forgot Saruman turned evil, so...
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| August 15, 2013, 9:46 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...get the help of Saruman but Radagast forgot Saruman turned evil, so...


...instead he was cursed even further, and evil began to...

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| August 15, 2013, 11:18 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...instead he was cursed even further, and evil began to...

...spread throughout Mirkwood forest, thus being renamed Darkwood forest, and...

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| August 15, 2013, 11:27 pm
...Saruman came up and began to ridicule...
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| August 16, 2013, 7:12 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...Saruman came up and began to ridicule...

...the spiders because he liked to...
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| August 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
...be a cruel Wizard so the spiders...
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| August 16, 2013, 8:58 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...be a cruel Wizard so the spiders...

Wove a giant trap for him consisting of...
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| August 17, 2013, 9:10 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Wove a giant trap for him consisting of...

...Saruman's old love from his school time who...
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| August 17, 2013, 9:13 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Saruman's old love from his school time who...

Could shapeshifter into a bear...
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| August 17, 2013, 9:16 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Could shapeshifter into a bear...

...but decided she would rather eat Gandalf's cookies so she...
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| August 17, 2013, 11:13 am
Quoting Daniel Tefol
...but decided she would rather eat Gandalf's cookies so she...

...killed Saruman so that he wouldn't stop her from getting the cookies, then...
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| August 17, 2013, 8:18 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Stephen Boe
...killed Saruman so that he wouldn't stop her from getting the cookies, then...

...Gandalf forgot to...
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| August 18, 2013, 6:29 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Michael Kringe
...Gandalf forgot to...

...Bake the cookies so...
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| August 18, 2013, 10:20 am
...the spiders had to go and...
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| August 18, 2013, 11:49 am
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...the spiders had to go and...


clean out the oven using an old troll hide...
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| August 18, 2013, 10:27 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

clean out the oven using an old troll hide...

...which made the oven smell undesirably stinky, so Gandalf decided not to bake the cookies and...
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| August 18, 2013, 11:11 pm
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Quoting Stephen Boe
...which made the oven smell undesirably stinky, so Gandalf decided not to bake the cookies and...

...cooked them instead, but his new cookie soup didn't taste very well so...
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| August 19, 2013, 6:22 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...cooked them instead, but his new cookie soup didn't taste very well so...
he decided to BBQ them but....

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| August 19, 2013, 6:30 am
Quoting Tureaglin Naugellon
Quoting Michael Kringe
...cooked them instead, but his new cookie soup didn't taste very well so...
he decided to BBQ them but....

He wanted Gwaihir to bring him BBQ sauce and...
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| August 19, 2013, 7:08 am
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...Gandalf fell off the center of...
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| August 19, 2013, 9:35 am
...his cart and broke his staff underneath him...
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| August 19, 2013, 10:12 am
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Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...his cart and broke his staff underneath him...


...so then He had to go Mr ollivander's staff and wand shop...
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| August 19, 2013, 10:41 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy

...so then He had to go Mr ollivander's staff and wand shop...

...but he found out Gregorovitch killed Ollivamder a couple years ago because he was jealousm of all his customers, so...
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| August 19, 2013, 10:54 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
...but he found out Gregorovitch killed Ollivamder a couple years ago because he was jealousm of all his customers, so...

...Gandalf decided to take revenge but first he would need a new staff so he...
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| August 19, 2013, 10:58 am
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...Gandalf decided to take revenge but first he would need a new staff so he...

...went to search for the blue wizards to see if they could get him one...
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| August 19, 2013, 11:17 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
...went to search for the blue wizards to see if they could get him one...

...but along the way, he saw a Wizard shop so he entered and...
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| August 19, 2013, 12:24 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...but along the way, he saw a Wizard shop so he entered and...

...he bought the last staff in stock...
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| August 19, 2013, 1:17 pm
...but he suddenly became hungry and decided to go to...
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| August 19, 2013, 1:18 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...but he suddenly became hungry and decided to go to...

Eat a Mumakil because they were an excellent source of fiber...
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| August 19, 2013, 3:11 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Eat a Mumakil because they were an excellent source of fiber...

...but that dehydrated him so much that he...
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| August 19, 2013, 4:40 pm
Quoting Daniel Tefol
...but that dehydrated him so much that he...


...fell down and...
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| August 19, 2013, 6:31 pm
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...rolled onto Grond and rode to...
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| August 19, 2013, 6:46 pm
Quoting Chris .
...rolled onto Grond and rode to...

...minas Tirith where he smashed open the gate since the gondorians wouldn't let him in...
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| August 19, 2013, 9:39 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...minas Tirith where he smashed open the gate since the gondorians wouldn't let him in...

...because he had ridden in on the back of a zombified cross between a dragon and a Ent...
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| August 20, 2013, 12:59 am
Quoting Alex Cal.
...because he had ridden in on the back of a zombified cross between a dragon and a Ent...

...which had actually carried Grond all the way to minas tirith since it was too heavy, and the gondorians didn't like ents kr dragons, so...
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| August 20, 2013, 1:06 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Stephen Boe
...which had actually carried Grond all the way to minas tirith since it was too heavy, and the gondorians didn't like ents kr dragons, so...

...they had a plan how to...
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| August 20, 2013, 3:16 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...they had a plan how to...

Lock them in a burning cavern...
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| August 20, 2013, 6:51 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Lock them in a burning cavern...

By tricking them using donuts in order to...
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| August 20, 2013, 10:26 am
Quoting Daniel Tefol
By tricking them using donuts in order to...


...Find out why...
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| August 20, 2013, 2:47 pm
Quoting Matthew Oh

...Find out why...

They preferred to eat their donuts in the morning instead of the afternoon...
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| August 21, 2013, 6:51 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
They preferred to eat their donuts in the morning instead of the afternoon...

...but unfortunately, they could never...
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| August 21, 2013, 2:34 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...but unfortunately, they could never...

...get the donuts made in time and the dragons destroyed Minas Tirith and took all their BrickLink orders...
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| August 21, 2013, 2:39 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...get the donuts made in time and the dragons destroyed Minas Tirith and took all their BrickLink orders...

but they had insurance so they ended up receiving 20000...
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| August 21, 2013, 8:40 pm
 Group moderator 
...legos that were so awesome Justin M. decided to...
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| August 21, 2013, 8:50 pm
Quoting Chris .
...legos that were so awesome Justin M. decided to...


...roll around in them like a puppy in grass and then he...
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| August 22, 2013, 1:46 am
Quoting Alex Cal.

...roll around in them like a puppy in grass and then he...

...built a huge house with the legos...
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| August 22, 2013, 2:11 am
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...but then a YFOL who was new to MOCpages and angry because nobody commented on his MOCs destroyed it and...
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| August 22, 2013, 5:27 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but then a YFOL who was new to MOCpages and angry because nobody commented on his MOCs destroyed it and...

Built the worst MOC ever which was supposed to be a self-portrait but looked more like...
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| August 22, 2013, 6:48 am
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...a big gross mega blok pile that...
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| August 22, 2013, 6:46 pm
Quoting Chris .
...a big gross mega blok pile that...

...stood up and began to dance an Irish Jig and the YFOL...
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| August 22, 2013, 7:51 pm
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Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...stood up and began to dance an Irish Jig and the YFOL...

so then gandalf left minas tirith and went to Rohan where Legolas started singing "there taking the hobbits to Isengard" so...
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| August 22, 2013, 9:05 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
so then gandalf left minas tirith and went to Rohan where Legolas started singing "there taking the hobbits to Isengard" so...


....Gandalf chopped of Legolas's legs and made him a Legless Lego Legolas and...
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| August 22, 2013, 9:41 pm
Quoting Matthew Oh

....Gandalf chopped of Legolas's legs and made him a Legless Lego Legolas and...

...Legolas then tripped Gandalf with his arms causing him to fall into a portal that led to...
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| August 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...Legolas then tripped Gandalf with his arms causing him to fall into a portal that led to...


...the Ministry of Magic where Dumbledore caught and Gandalf and said...
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| August 22, 2013, 11:57 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

...the Ministry of Magic where Dumbledore caught and Gandalf and said...

Zzzzzz...
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| August 23, 2013, 8:37 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Zzzzzz...

...and then Gandalf replied...
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| August 23, 2013, 8:51 am
Quoting A Sargent
...and then Gandalf replied...


...Do you have any donuts?...
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| August 23, 2013, 9:13 am
Quoting Matthew Oh

...Do you have any donuts?...

...and Chuck Norris dropped-kicked a doughnut from around the world, and it flew magically into Gandalf's...
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| August 23, 2013, 9:15 am
Quoting A Sargent
...and Chuck Norris dropped-kicked a doughnut from around the world, and it flew magically into Gandalf's...

...wizard hat and Gandalf didn't like Chuck Norris so he didn't eat the donut...
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| August 23, 2013, 11:55 am
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Quoting Stephen Boe
...wizard hat and Gandalf didn't like Chuck Norris so he didn't eat the donut...

...but Chuck was Gandalf's biggest fan and very sad that he didn't eat it, so he decided to...
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| August 23, 2013, 4:43 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but Chuck was Gandalf's biggest fan and very sad that he didn't eat it, so he decided to...

...give Gandalf firework cakes which Gandalf happily ate...
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| August 23, 2013, 5:20 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...give Gandalf firework cakes which Gandalf happily ate...

...but little did he know that the cakes had...
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| August 23, 2013, 6:58 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...but little did he know that the cakes had...

...real gunpowder baked inside of them, causing...
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| August 23, 2013, 7:01 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...real gunpowder baked inside of them, causing...


...his stomach to not only have butterflies but also have little sparks that made his belly light up and....
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| August 24, 2013, 12:26 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Alex Cal.

...his stomach to not only have butterflies but also have little sparks that made his belly light up and....

...everybody came to see what had happened to him...
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| August 24, 2013, 4:04 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...everybody came to see what had happened to him...


...but it turned into a trap set by some demented old shriveled prune of a ...
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| August 26, 2013, 2:44 am
Quoting Alex Cal.

...but it turned into a trap set by some demented old shriveled prune of a ...

...skeleton Balrog wizard...
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| August 26, 2013, 12:07 pm
Quoting Elvish Brick
...skeleton Balrog wizard...

That had just fallen out of a tree while trying too...
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| August 26, 2013, 1:59 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Finn tegotash
That had just fallen out of a tree while trying too...

...eat a monster banana...
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| August 26, 2013, 6:59 pm
Quoting Michael Kringe
...eat a monster banana...

...so the Monster Banana jumped down and screamed: "My name is Phil, now...
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| August 26, 2013, 7:50 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...so the Monster Banana jumped down and screamed: "My name is Phil, now...
...prepare to be decimated...

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| August 26, 2013, 9:04 pm
Quoting Aidan Frusher
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...so the Monster Banana jumped down and screamed: "My name is Phil, now...
...prepare to be decimated...

...but it turned out Gandalf had a recipe for a banana...
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| August 26, 2013, 9:51 pm
Quoting Elvish Brick
...but it turned out Gandalf had a recipe for a banana...


...But the recipe didn't like Gandalf so it....
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| August 26, 2013, 11:00 pm
...hit him over the head and ran out of the door chasing a...
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| August 26, 2013, 11:25 pm
Quoting Oscar Sandford
...hit him over the head and ran out of the door chasing a...

Recipe for pumpkin pie...
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| August 27, 2013, 7:05 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Recipe for pumpkin pie...

...so then they all returned to helms deep where they fought a gent battle against recipes...
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| August 27, 2013, 11:33 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...so then they all returned to helms deep where they fought a gent battle against recipes...

...until they finally finished making all the recipes and...
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| August 27, 2013, 5:01 pm
Quoting Daniel Tefol
...until they finally finished making all the recipes and...


...hosted a potluck to feed ten thousand orcs...
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| August 27, 2013, 7:11 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Alex Cal.

...hosted a potluck to feed ten thousand orcs...

...that lived in the Sea of Rhun and...
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| August 28, 2013, 5:26 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...that lived in the Sea of Rhun and...

Acted like these guys http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/368577...
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| August 28, 2013, 7:02 am
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Quoting Finn tegotash
Acted like these guys http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/368577...

...so Aragorn went over to them and tried to get them moving. but all he did was make them mad by accidentally chopping of Jerry's head so...
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| August 28, 2013, 9:33 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...so Aragorn went over to them and tried to get them moving. but all he did was make them mad by accidentally chopping of Jerry's head so...

...the orcs charged Aragorn with their giant...
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| August 28, 2013, 10:41 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Elvish Brick
...the orcs charged Aragorn with their giant...

...the battle for helmes deep started all over again...
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| August 28, 2013, 11:26 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...the battle for helmes deep started all over again...

But this time the Uruks won by using video game controllers too..
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| August 28, 2013, 1:18 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
But this time the Uruks won by using video game controllers too..

...move the bomb around so they could...
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| August 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Elvish Brick
...move the bomb around so they could...

...blow up the keep instead of the wall
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| August 28, 2013, 7:02 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...blow up the keep instead of the wall

...but Aragorn threw Gimli over the wall onto...
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| August 28, 2013, 7:19 pm
Quoting Elvish Brick
...but Aragorn threw Gimli over the wall onto...

...a stack of giant pancakes drenched in...
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| August 28, 2013, 8:39 pm
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
...a stack of giant pancakes drenched in...


...molten marshmallow goo...
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| August 28, 2013, 11:02 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Alex Cal.

...molten marshmallow goo...

...so that Gimli...
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| August 29, 2013, 5:09 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...so that Gimli...

...could eat his way to...
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| August 29, 2013, 8:34 am
Quoting Elvish Brick
...could eat his way to...


...Mount Doom and....
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| August 29, 2013, 9:25 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Matthew Oh

...Mount Doom and....


...bring reinforcements...
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| August 29, 2013, 12:07 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy

...bring reinforcements...

That had unfortunately drowned in the dead marshes...
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| August 29, 2013, 3:06 pm
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...but then he suddenly noticed that...
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| August 30, 2013, 4:35 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but then he suddenly noticed that...


...he had no body...
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| August 30, 2013, 11:39 am
Quoting Matthew Oh

...he had no body...

And instead had a hotdog stand...
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| August 30, 2013, 4:56 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
And instead had a hotdog stand...
...that could...

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| August 30, 2013, 6:17 pm
Quoting Aidan Frusher
Quoting Finn tegotash
And instead had a hotdog stand...
...that could...

...fire lasers at orcs, but he...
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| August 30, 2013, 7:38 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Elvish Brick
...fire lasers at orcs, but he...

...didn't want to hurt the orcs, because he knew they're not evil only misunderstood and...
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| August 31, 2013, 4:20 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...didn't want to hurt the orcs, because he knew they're not evil only misunderstood and...

So he bought a rocket launcher to hunt...
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| August 31, 2013, 11:26 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
So he bought a rocket launcher to hunt...


...Aragorn who killed poor Jerry and...
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| August 31, 2013, 11:28 am
Quoting Matthew Oh

...Aragorn who killed poor Jerry and...

Was in prison doing...
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| August 31, 2013, 11:39 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Was in prison doing...


...yoga and tai chi with the other inmates who...
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| August 31, 2013, 7:26 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Alex Cal.

...yoga and tai chi with the other inmates who...

retired orcs
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| August 31, 2013, 9:08 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
retired orcs

...but then the orcs broke out of the prison and...
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| August 31, 2013, 9:21 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Elvish Brick
...but then the orcs broke out of the prison and...

...left Aragorn inside, because he killed poor Jerry and nobody liked him anymore...
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| September 1, 2013, 6:33 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...left Aragorn inside, because he killed poor Jerry and nobody liked him anymore...

...except maybe the Morning Orcs, but they never really cared about anything except for their coffees and...
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| September 1, 2013, 10:42 am
Quoting Oscar Sandford
...except maybe the Morning Orcs, but they never really cared about anything except for their coffees and...

donuts!...
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| September 1, 2013, 10:42 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Beardless Dwarf
donuts!...

but then Arwen toke pity on him and...
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| September 1, 2013, 11:26 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
but then Arwen toke pity on him and...

...gave him Rivendell which made Elrond mad...
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| September 1, 2013, 11:33 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Stephen Boe
...gave him Rivendell which made Elrond mad...

...and he hit Aragorn with a...
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| September 2, 2013, 4:08 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...and he hit Aragorn with a...

Waterfall...
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| September 2, 2013, 6:27 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Finn tegotash
Waterfall...

which thew him all the way to the top of minas tirith where...
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| September 2, 2013, 9:21 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
which thew him all the way to the top of minas tirith where...

...He fell onto the beacon which Merry had just lit...
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| September 2, 2013, 2:12 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Stephen Boe
...He fell onto the beacon which Merry had just lit...

..with Gandalf's staff which...
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| September 2, 2013, 11:34 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
..with Gandalf's staff which...

...Saruman then snapped...
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| September 2, 2013, 11:47 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Stephen Boe
...Saruman then snapped...

...so then Aragorn was on the burning beacon and...
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| September 3, 2013, 9:00 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...so then Aragorn was on the burning beacon and...

...then he burned up but it turned out he was a human phoenix so he lived...
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| September 3, 2013, 9:35 pm
Quoting Stephen Boe
...then he burned up but it turned out he was a human phoenix so he lived...

And then Arewen really did think he was hot (literally), so she dumped him in the mirror of Galadriel to cool him down, which...
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| September 3, 2013, 11:49 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Ian Spacek
And then Arewen really did think he was hot (literally), so she dumped him in the mirror of Galadriel to cool him down, which...

...then blew up and sent him flying all the way to the shire. but Galadriel was mad so she took an axe and...
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| September 3, 2013, 11:56 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...then blew up and sent him flying all the way to the shire. but Galadriel was mad so she took an axe and...

...cut down the tree of Gondor, which of course didn't make the Gondorian's too happy, so they traveled to the Shire to take vengeance on Aragorn (because of course it all ties back to him for blowing up Galadriel's mirror and causing her to loose her temper and cut down their tree), but...
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| September 4, 2013, 12:00 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Ian Spacek
...cut down the tree of Gondor, which of course didn't make the Gondorian's too happy, so traveled to the Shire to take vengeance on Aragorn (because of course it all ties back to him for blowing up the mirror for causing Galadriel to loose her temper and cut down their tree,) but...

Aragorn was their king so they could not beat him up, so instead they went and set fire to rivendell thinking that it was Lothlorien. this made both elrond and aragorn mad so...
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| September 4, 2013, 12:04 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
Aragorn was their king so they could not beat him up, so instead they went and set fire to rivendell thinking that it was Lothlorien. this made both elrond and aragorn mad so...

...Elrond hit Aragorn with the waterfall again (because waterfalls are really the only safe place to be when you're in a flaming elvish city anyway), and...
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| September 4, 2013, 12:07 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Ian Spacek
...Elrond hit Aragorn with the waterfall again (because waterfalls are really the only safe place to be when you're in a flaming elvish city anyway), and...

...about the only thing Elrond is good in). So then...
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| September 4, 2013, 2:21 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...about the only thing Elrond is good in). So then...

Aragorn crashed in East Harad...
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| September 4, 2013, 6:57 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
Aragorn crashed in East Harad...

...and a horde of Easterlings attacked him...
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| September 4, 2013, 7:52 am
Quoting Elvish Brick
...and a horde of Easterlings attacked him...

...But Aragorn was too awesome, so he fought them...

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| September 4, 2013, 8:46 am
Quoting Moriah Quint
...But Aragorn was too awesome, so he fought them...


...blindfolded while singing lines from...
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| September 4, 2013, 9:25 am
 Group moderator 
Quoting Alex Cal.

...blindfolded while singing lines from...

Les miserables. after defeating the Easterlings he traveled back Lothlorien and hit galadriel with a big punching glove at this point, Jerry (who had never actuly died but had just been knock on conscience for a very long time) came from helms deep to find Aragorn. so everyone...
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| September 4, 2013, 10:16 am
Quoting Lee Muzzy
Les miserables. after defeating the Easterlings he traveled back Lothlorien and hit galadriel with a big punching glove at this point, Jerry (who had never actuly died but had just been knock on conscience for a very long time) came from helms deep to find Aragorn. so everyone...

...pitched in to help rewrite this wonderful story with Lee who was looking into rights for a movie called , "Jerry and the Aragornial Punch of Doom©"
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| September 4, 2013, 10:25 am
Quoting Alex Cal.
...pitched in to help rewrite this wonderful story with Lee who was looking into rights for a movie called , "Jerry and the Aragornial Punch of Doom©"

But nobody would fund the movie except an old hippie who had around thirty dollars so...
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| September 4, 2013, 3:27 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
But nobody would fund the movie except an old hippie who had around thirty dollars so...

...when the orcs saw the movie they freaked out and...
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| September 4, 2013, 10:22 pm
Quoting Elvish Brick
...when the orcs saw the movie they freaked out and...


Started hitting people with their weapons in fear and...
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| September 4, 2013, 10:56 pm
Quoting Elvish Brick
...when the orcs saw the movie they freaked out and...

...decided to make their own movie about...
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| September 4, 2013, 10:57 pm
Quoting Daniel Tefol
...decided to make their own movie about...


....THE GOD OF CAKE and other short hyperboles that enticed the viewing audiences of...
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| September 4, 2013, 11:15 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.

....THE GOD OF CAKE and other short hyperboles that enticed the viewing audiences of...

...trolls, goblins and sometimes even cake bakers who wanted to know how to bake the best cake...
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| September 4, 2013, 11:37 pm
Quoting Oscar Sandford
...trolls, goblins and sometimes even cake bakers who wanted to know how to bake the best cake...

...but never could because they always...

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| September 5, 2013, 11:01 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Elvish Brick
...but never could because they always...

...confused baking with cooking and...
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| September 5, 2013, 3:50 pm
...sugar with salt, so they instead decided to...
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| September 5, 2013, 4:59 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Evan Botkin
...sugar with salt, so they instead decided to...

...make pancakes...
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| September 5, 2013, 7:45 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
...make pancakes...

...which really shoulda' been Lembas Bread, so the elves got mad at them and...
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| September 5, 2013, 9:48 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
...which really shoulda' been Lembas Bread, so the elves got mad at them and...


...decided to put dried cave troll droll in their pantries...
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| September 5, 2013, 10:33 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Alex Cal.

...decided to put dried cave troll droll in their pantries...

...but Jerry found out about there plans and...
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| September 6, 2013, 4:32 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but Jerry found out about there plans and...


...cut himself up and put himself in the pantries...
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| September 6, 2013, 9:23 am
Quoting Matthew Oh

...cut himself up and put himself in the pantries...

That we're then dropped off a cliff by...
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| September 6, 2013, 4:58 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
That we're then dropped off a cliff by...


...a mini Nazguloodle....
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| September 7, 2013, 12:06 am
Quoting Alex Cal.

...a mini Nazguloodle....

...which were enchanted flying gummy nazgul candies...
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| September 7, 2013, 12:36 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Stephen Boe
...which were enchanted flying gummy nazgul candies...

...who almost died off in the First Age...
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| September 7, 2013, 3:11 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...who almost died off in the First Age...

...and then reappeared just before...
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| September 7, 2013, 3:29 pm
Quoting Oscar Sandford
...and then reappeared just before...

The invention of gummy bears by...
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| September 7, 2013, 3:59 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Finn tegotash
The invention of gummy bears by...

which would eventually destroy them forever. but there was this prophecy...
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| September 7, 2013, 6:18 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Lee Muzzy
which would eventually destroy them forever. but there was this prophecy...

...that every 500 years there...
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| September 8, 2013, 5:17 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...that every 500 years there...

...would be a person who could vanquish...
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| September 8, 2013, 11:12 am
Quoting Evan Botkin
...would be a person who could vanquish...

...a candle that was lit in the year....
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| September 8, 2013, 2:19 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.
...a candle that was lit in the year....

...like Aragorn vanquishing the candles in the Prancing Pony, but the vanquisher obviously wasn't Aragorn (because he's off getting beat-up somewhere for making someone mad), so the true vanquisher was...
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| September 8, 2013, 6:13 pm
Quoting Ian Spacek
...like Aragorn vanquishing the candles in the Prancing Pony, but the vanquisher obviously wasn't Aragorn (because he's off getting beat-up somewhere for making someone mad), so the true vanquisher was...


Earacorn from The Lord of the Bean...
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| September 9, 2013, 10:39 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Matthew Oh

Earacorn from The Lord of the Bean...

...also known as...
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| September 10, 2013, 8:54 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...also known as...

the lone soldier who defeated the entire...
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| September 10, 2013, 9:24 pm
Quoting Alex Cal.
the lone soldier who defeated the entire...

Army of Balrogs (they looked a little like candles)...
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| September 11, 2013, 6:27 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Finn tegotash
Army of Balrogs (they looked a little like candles)...

...He defeated them with a...
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| September 11, 2013, 12:32 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Michael Kringe
...He defeated them with a...

a flaming sword which did absolutely nothing to them.(yet somehow he defeated them anyway)...
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| September 11, 2013, 12:45 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
a flaming sword which did absolutely nothing to them.(yet somehow he defeated them anyway)...

And raced off to an old treehouse inhabited by...
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| September 11, 2013, 3:48 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
And raced off to an old treehouse inhabited by...

Christopher Phipson....busy judging the entries in the M.O.
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| September 11, 2013, 4:09 pm
Quoting Mark McPeek
Christopher Phipson....busy judging the entries in the M.O.

... and other randomness. Such as eating two sandwiches at once...
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| September 11, 2013, 10:30 pm
Quoting Oscar Sandford
... and other randomness. Such as eating two sandwiches at once...

While Luke pretended to be an angle...
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| September 11, 2013, 10:46 pm
Quoting Mark McPeek
While Luke pretended to be an angle...

But Earacorn destroyed the randomness and judged the M.O. Himself...
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| September 12, 2013, 6:25 am
Quoting Finn tegotash
But Earacorn destroyed the randomness and judged the M.O. Himself...

...which turned out to be a disaster because he let the...
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| September 12, 2013, 9:58 am
Quoting Alex Cal.
...which turned out to be a disaster because he let the...

MOCpages server crash, which brought an end to our never ending story.
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| September 12, 2013, 11:26 am
 Group admin 
Quoting Mark McPeek
MOCpages server crash, which brought an end to our never ending story.

...to be continued....
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| September 12, 2013, 4:57 pm
Quoting Mark McPeek
MOCpages server crash, which brought an end to our never ending story.

Until the servers were repaired by...
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| September 12, 2013, 4:57 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Until the servers were repaired by...


...Gollum and his friend....
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| September 12, 2013, 5:09 pm
Quoting Matthew Oh

...Gollum and his friend....


...Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer in Muse...
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| September 12, 2013, 5:13 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Garrett A.

...Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer in Muse...

...who turned out to be an expert at not knowing computers...
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| September 12, 2013, 7:50 pm
Quoting Garrett A.

...Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer in Muse...

....A soprano of unequalled talent...
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| September 12, 2013, 8:10 pm
 Group admin 
Quoting Mark McPeek
....A soprano of unequalled talent...

...but there was one thing he was really bad in, namely...
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| September 13, 2013, 8:18 am
Quoting Michael Kringe
...but there was one thing he was really bad in, namely...

Arriving late for his shows and forgetting too...
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| September 13, 2013, 4:27 pm
Quoting Finn tegotash
Arriving late for his shows and forgetting too...

Brush his teeth...
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| September 13, 2013, 8:43 pm
 Group moderator 
Quoting Mark McPeek
Brush his teeth...

which always made him breath fire. so...
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| September 13, 2013, 11:41 pm
Quoting Lee Muzzy
which always made him breath fire. so...

...so he set the audience of his next show on fire and...
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| September 14, 2013, 4:58 am
Quoting Stephen Boe
...so he set the audience of his next show on fire and...

the orc fire department had to come and...
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| September 14, 2013, 2:07 pm
Quoting Elvish Brick
the orc fire department had to come and...


...use Mega Blastoise Cannons to put out the fire but...
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| September 15, 2013, 2:48 am