God said "I can't prove that I exist, as prove denies faith and without faith I am nothing."
Then man said "Ah, but the babel fish is a dead give-away then. It proves you exist, therefore you do not."
God replied "Ah, I hadn't thought about that." and vanished in a puff of his own logic. Man later went on to prove that black is white and is killed at the next zebra crossing.
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