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Subtitle: "How Eggy Got His New Hat"



Narrator: In a dark bathroom, two men’s lives are about to take a turn for the worst…







Brian Kescenovitz: “Hmmph, oh my head. Where am I?”







Alex Eylar: “You mean “we”. Where are we?”







Brian: “Yeah, that too.”







Alex: “Ewww, there’s a dead guy in here with us. Man he’s starting to stink already.”







Bran: “No, sorry. That was me. Shouldn’t have had that ninth burrito.”







Brian: “Wait. WHAT THE…! Why am I chained to this wall? What did you do Alex?”







Alex: “I didn’t do it! I’m chained here to ya know!”






Brian: “Let us out! I’m too pretty to die young!”





An hour later, when Brian finally calms down…





Brian: “Who could have done this?”







Alex: “One person does come to mind…”







Phipson: “What? Wasn’t me! I was in the bathroom playing with my… umm… my rubber ducky, yes… that’s it… we’ll go with ducky… hehehe.”







Alex: “Ok. What’s the last thing you remember?”
Brian: “We were at that bar and… Wow… I got pretty drunk didn’t I?”
Alex: “Me too. Remind me never to let Heather keep feeding me shots like that again.”





30 Minutes later…




Alex: “Wow. Three urinals and only one sink. That says a lot about men’s bathroom habits huh?”







Alex: “Did you ever notice that when your windshield wipers need replacing, the first strip to go is the one RIGHT in front of your eyes?”







Brian: “Don’tcha hate that?”





15 minutes later…







Brian: “So, what’s your sign?”







Alex: “This may LOOK like we’re in a prison… but don’t get any ideas!”







Brian: "What? I was just making conversation."





45 minutes later…





Alex: “You got any sevens?”
Brian: “Go fish.”
Alex: “You know this game would go a lot easier if we actually had cards…”





23 minutes later…





Alex: “Brian, the next time you want to share a story… If it ends with “And that’s how I found out what a Dirty Sanchez was”… keep it to yourself please.”
Brian: “Sorry, my bad.”





37 and a half minutes later…





Brian: “Really, Robert Downey Jr. huh? Good choice. I would have gone with Johnny Depp myself.”







Alex: “Yeah, that’s the popular choice.”





52 minutes later…






Professor Eggplant: “Ugh… what a night. Wow, you guys are still here?”
Brian: “Eggy! You were sleeping? We thought you were dead!”
Alex: “Do you have any idea what we’re doing in here? And who did this?”






Eggplant: “You did… don’t you remember?”
Brian: “No… what happened?”
Eggplant: “It all started back at the bar. You guys started challenging each other to the weirdest contests.”







Alex: “I could see that, sure. Go on.”







Eggplant: “Well, first Brian bet Alex that he could climb the wall using only his lips and it just escalated from there. Next thing you know, we’re down here and you guys are seeing who can pee the farthest with the most accuracy…







Eggplant: “Speaking of which, you owe me a new hat.
Brian: “Eww, sorry bout that.”







Eggplant: “And it all culminated with you guys seeing who could stay chained to the wall the longest. I was supposed to judge but I fell asleep after an hour or so. Both of you were already passed out.”
Alex: “Remind me never to drink with you people again.”







Eggplant: Right, well I’m outta here. You guys enjoy the rest of your little conversation here.”







Alex: “Ohhhh, so THAT'S how to open that door."







Brian: “Wait, where’s the key to these chains?”
Eggplant: “In the hat of course.”














Brian: “So, which of us is going to fish the key out?”







Alex: “Ummm, rock, paper, scissors?”







Brian: “On three. One, Two…”






Who will have to reach his hand into the hat to retrieve the key? You decide…





Fourth Wall Commentary: While working on ideas for the Moc Wars Trilogy and basing those stories off of movies, I came up with this little number. I knew it wasn’t a big enough story to devote an episode of Moc Wars to, but it did have merit and needed to be told. So I decided to take a little break from the big builds and do something small that I could get posted fairly quickly. Oh, and Professor Eggplant… You may want to lay off the shrooms before designing you sigfig next time… just a suggestion. Anyway, hope you guys liked it and fear not, Moc Wars episode 6 is on the way! Keep it Blocky! ~ Chris.



Comments

 I like it 
  September 30, 2010
LOL XD
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  October 13, 2009
funny funny funny. i think alex will
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  May 17, 2009
What a way to end up chained in a bathroom, Nicely done
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  May 14, 2009
Actually, what I think I said was that if he let you be on top at night, then you wouldn't get so sweaty. Lee.
Chris Phipson
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brandon emmert
  April 30, 2009
cool. i already have a scene goin', yes yes, you, kelso, bar, SWAT, jail. yeah well you will have to wait and see.
Chris Phipson
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brandon emmert
  April 30, 2009
funny. i laughed at the rubber ducky part. over the weekend, im making a comic about you and kelso. what do ya think?
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  April 30, 2009
Quoting brandon emmert funny. i laughed at the rubber ducky part. over the weekend, im making a comic about you and kelso. what do ya think?
As usual, the concept of Kelso and I in the same space frightens me. But the doctor said I'm getting much better. I don't have nearly as many night sweats about it. Lookin forward to it. ~ Chris.
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  April 28, 2009
-Peers through hole- Hey! Kelso's in there! Wait... Not the hat! Oh. ... God speed. Kelso's getting up...a rubber duck... Rory? Another victim falls from the Kelso chair.
 I like it 
  April 10, 2009
No "Game Over"'s?
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  April 2, 2009
Hmm...i'd have to go with that guy from Twilight... anyway, nice moc. One thing was never answered though; who won the farthest pee?
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  March 13, 2009
I know I read through this whole thing, but I don't see my comment - must of had a bit too much red wine that night and my comment didn't make it past the censors - well done man, well done. Lee.
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  March 9, 2009
It's funny you built this. This is where I've been stuck the last two months. OK, not really, I've just been super busy. But its things like this that make me come back even when I have so much work to do. Great stuff Phipson.
 I made it 
  March 7, 2009
Quoting Dylan B Seriously where do you come up with this stuff???
You really... REALLY don't want to know that.
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  March 7, 2009
Very nice job, and nice story. Creative to say the least, I could have chosen a better word for it, then just creative, but I don't know what... It's just one of those things that makes you think...Where exactly did that come from? Seriously where do you come up with this stuff???
Chris Phipson
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masterchief 1
  March 6, 2009
Excellent! (:))
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  March 5, 2009
sink?? good god! I thought it was a soft-ice-machine...the card game is pretty, but I would have gone for a flush...and what's with the secret door? oh, wait, maybe it's the men's room at MI5...keep 'm coming Chris!
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  March 5, 2009
I'm kind of a Josh Holloway fan, myself. That scruffy intense look. Those smoldering eyes. Those sexy dimples that just make you want to...huh? What? Where am I? Oh yeah... uh...nice MOC. (Hey, I'm just giving Peg what she wants!)
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  March 5, 2009
Good to see you're building again ! A funny story (to say the least) , even if there is a clear lack of babes. Yes, when I see chains, I think babes... ^_^ Can't wait for your next hilarious MOCs :-D
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  March 4, 2009
Heh…sorry I missed this Chris, I was gone over the weekend. Very funny stuff here. I love the head you chose for me. The grey beard makes me look so distinguished…just like in real life. Well played, my friend.
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  February 28, 2009
Superb. I'm seriously trying to come up with a witty comment to this one, but I've got nothing. Nice crapper, btw.
 I made it 
  February 28, 2009
Quoting Makuta Bane . Very nice, Phipson! Am I the only one who noticed that you used the same photos multiple times? Just saying...
yeah yeah... There's only so many poses you can two with two figs chained to a wall ya know. And if you don't count back and forth within a conversation, I only did that once actually (not including the big pic of the hat at the end that I really could have not used at all... but anyway). But thanks for pointing out my shortcomings all the same there Bane HAHAHAHA!
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  February 28, 2009
Very nice, Phipson! Am I the only one who noticed that you used the same photos multiple times? Just saying...
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  February 28, 2009
You don't know HOW useful the ability to climb walls using your lips is. No prison can hold Eylar.
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  February 28, 2009
Depp. I'll go with Depp. =)
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  February 28, 2009
Wow, those are some big urinals. I'm surprised Eggy wasn't sleeping in one. I'm happy to say I've never been so drunk I ever chained myself to anything, although one Christmas I forgot to go home for three days. That was the first time I ever hung out with lesbians. That was fun. Ah, to be young in the 70's again. see ya. garth
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  February 28, 2009
Nicely done, I was looking forward to this one. Excellent story to match an excellent MOC. Must have been a good week....
Chris Phipson
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Dave Sterling
  February 27, 2009
Awesome! You're on a roll lately Phip! Excellent build and a great story to go with it. Looks like your extracurricular activities the other night paid off in spades. ;-)
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGOgirl
  February 27, 2009
Yep, you've definately got more spunk in your builds here. *snicker The part about the dirty sanchez made me laugh out loud. I'm pretty sure minifigs can only throw "paper" in that game. It's going to be a long night.
 I like it 
  February 27, 2009
Haha excellent matey. I really enjoyed that one. Proof that small is beautiful (like my wife keeps telling me...)
 I like it 
  February 27, 2009
Haha excellent matey. I really enjoyed that one. Proof that small is beautiful (like my wife keeps telling me...)
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  February 27, 2009
Awesomeness. Reminds me of the good 'ol times in the dorms.
 
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