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Film Noir
A short detective case,1960's.
About this creation
1

The dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs, but it meant I had a case, and the sound of greenbacks slapping across my palm is music to my ears any day. After all, I'm not an opera critic. I'm a private eye.


I keep two magmums in my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle, and it keeps me loaded. I'm a tracer bullet. I'm a professional snoop.


2


It's a tough job, but then, I'm a tough guy. Some people don't like an audience when they work. Enough of them have told me with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologist's dream come true.


Snooping pays the bills, though. Especially Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my probation officer.

3

So when a tall brunette opened my door with a case for me, my heart did a few calisthenics and I took the job.


The dame said she had a case. She sounded like a case herself, but I can't choose my clients.

4

Either she had a psychotic decorator, or her place had been ransacked in a big hurry.


The dame was hysterical. Dames usually are.



5

The click of a hammer being cocked behind my head focused my thoughts like only a loaded .38 can.


The dame had set me up! She didn't want me to solve the case at all! She just wanted a patsy to pin the crime on!


6

I introduced the dame to a friend who's very close to my heart. Just a little down and left, to be specific.


My friend is an eloquent speaker. He made three profound arguments while I excused myself from the room. I always leave when the talk gets philisophical.


7


I'd just finished putting the puzzle peices together when the dame's hired goon jumped out of nowhere and practiced his chiropractic degree.


When he was done, an all-percussion symphony was playing in my head, and the acoustics were incredible. The orchestra went on a ten-city tour of my brain, and I had a season pass with front row seats.


I had figured out who had robbed the museum, but since she wasn't my client anymore, I felt no need to divuldge the information.

Besides, the culprit happened to be a buddy of mine. I closed the case.


This exerpt was written by Bill Watterson, from a strip of Calvin and Hobbes.


Thanks for looking.




Comments

 I like it 
  September 18, 2011
Awesome! I am just finishing a model of tracer bullets office, so I just wanted to say that I'm not trying to copy you in any way, I had the idea before I saw this. I really like the lighting in all your shots, they make it look very cool. the file cabinets are nice, too! 5/5
A T
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Pony Lord7
  August 26, 2010
Could have sworn Alex Eylar made this had I not seen the name.
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  February 6, 2010
LOL! I love Calvin and Hobbes!
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  December 3, 2009
Inspiring, to say the least. ~Miller
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  August 27, 2009
Great photos and awesome job. calvin and Hobbes FTW!
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  June 19, 2009
Classy MOC and excellent photography.
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  April 24, 2009
Thanks for help! That is going to be useful!
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  April 20, 2009
I'm in a contest, where i should build an action movie looking scene, with nice photography. You got any tips for me, how to make a nice, movie looking scene/photo? I would be really happy for anykind of tips. Post your tips to my newest MOC, please. For this MOC: Nice work with lighting and the overall look!
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  March 6, 2009
Those Pics are Awesome! I knew by the second line that was out of Calvin and Hobbes, I'm a HUGE fan. PCE OUT
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  March 5, 2009
This is so cool!
A T
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Daniel Smith
  March 4, 2009
Good job! Love calvin and hobbes! Ahh. Excellent. I have made a few spaceman spiff MOCs, if you are interested.
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  March 4, 2009
dark and moody, exellent work on the lighting and shots I wish I could do as well a job.
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  March 3, 2009
Nicely done, I love how you created shadow on the pics, great job
A T
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masterchief 1
  March 2, 2009
I love Film Noir, and this is a great homarage to it! P.S: Please could you have alook at my "Film Noir"? You will find it under "Masterchief Junior Creations". Thank you.
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  March 2, 2009
Fantastic MOC! great idea and amazing light effects... just another quality from you, keep it up >>> peace.. Fofo
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  March 1, 2009
Calvin and Hobbes! Outstanding. I wish I'd thought of this first. Amazing work. You, sir, have inspired me.
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  March 1, 2009
Fascinating... Great lighting, and nice story! ~Danny
  March 1, 2009
Different and fun. Thanks! P.S. I wish I were even half the photographer that you are!
 
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