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Death Star Chronicles Part 1: The Trouble with Stormtroopers
The Death Star
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Therapist: "And how does that make you feel?"
Stormtrooper: "It makes me angry. I just feel like i'm gonna explode sometimes. I mean, yesterday Grand Mff Tarkin called me a hurtful name. And you know what? It hurt.


Therapist: "Well, it's my lunch break right now. I understand the Emperor wants to evaluate you. Why don't you go do that while i'm eating, o.k.?
Stormtrooper: "O.K. But, what if something bad happens?"
Therapist: "Don't worry. Just go to your happy place."


Therapist: "The Emperor has also requested you bring a blaster rifle. He wants to see your skills." If you need anything, i'll be in the Mess Hall"


"I'm not sure this is entirely smart....


Stormtrooper: "Umm...My Lord, you requested my presence"
Emperor: "Ahh yes. Come, my boy. Show me your skill"


Stormtrooper: "Well...tell you the truth....i've never actually used a rifle. I've been operating the Garbage room most of my life"
Emperor: "Well, surely you remember some things from your training."
Stormtrooper: "That was a long time ago."
Emperor: "Then you are a waste of my time. Leave my presence, or face the consequences."
Stormtrooper: "Please don't make me angry"
Emperor: "What could someone as weak as you do to me?"


The Stormtrooper punches the Emperor down.
Emperor: "Guards! Guards! Help me!"


The Stormtrooper kicks the Emperor in the head. A Red Guard rushes into the room.


The Stormtrooper, having knocked out the Emperor, picks up his blaster rifle and fires at the guard. A well-aimed head shot disposes of the first guard. A second one rushes in, only to be met with the same fate.


Stormtrooper: "What have I done?"


The Stormtrooper, knowing he will be killed, picks up one of the fallen guard's spears. He aims it at his mid section.


He pushes the spear through himself. Suicide.


Darth Vader walks in. "What the hell.....?"


"My lord! My lord, are you alright? Speak, damn you!"


The Emperor gets up. "Ohh....what happened....my head's throbbing like a frekkin massage chair"


Later that day, in the Detention Block...
"And she was like, oh no you din't!"
"And I was like, oh yes I di'id"
"Whoa man. That's pretty hardcore."
"Totally"


Two Stormtroopers walk down holding the dead trooper.
"Permission to dispose of the body?"
"Huh? Oh yeah, sure, whatever."


They drop the body into the Garbage pit.


Emperor: "Thanks for checking out our new comic. Be sure to check out next weekend's edition. Now, where the hell is Vader wih my aspirins.....

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Well, this is part one of my new series, Death Star Chronicles.
I apologize for not being on lately, i've been dealing with High School Prep and stuff like that. Also, I haven't had the patience to wait for Mocpages to load. As soon as the new server is put in, I should be back in my regular routine.

Hope you guys enjoyed-Tom



Comments

SwordFish .
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Billy Bob
  June 27, 2011
It looks as if he's not bothered when he kicks the Emperor's head! 'Darth Vader walks in "What the helll ... ?"' Hilarious!
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  January 8, 2010
is so cool how many pieces are
  September 12, 2009
Lol! VERY FUNNY!!
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  September 12, 2009
Nice, but you actually bought that set? It's pretty expensive. ~mOsEs
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  August 14, 2009
LOL HAHA THATS SO FUNNY!
  July 30, 2009
Okay.I really want to see the new one!
 I made it 
  July 29, 2009
Quoting Nick Shelton When's the next one?
I don't know. Maybe August.
  July 29, 2009
When's the next one?
  July 26, 2009
When's the next one?
  July 23, 2009
When's the next one?
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  July 14, 2009
you have the death star? wow, i would have saved up 100 dollars more though and gotten the folcan for display, very cool btw.
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  May 23, 2009
This is freakin' hilarious!!!!!
SwordFish .
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Slip Knot AKA Sam Nineham
  May 5, 2009
PLEASE MAKE MORE! THESE ARE FUNNY. I like the Stormtrooper in the therapy room.
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  April 26, 2009
haha great moc thats ace
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  April 26, 2009
I did enjoy this. Most funny part is in the detention block. Ha! I really do agree with the person below me. You should make another one. ~ Ghostman :)
SwordFish .
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Adam Jacomay
  April 4, 2009
You HALF TO make another! :)
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  April 4, 2009
very funny
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  April 1, 2009
Lol ... that Therapist bit was funny.
SwordFish .
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Commander Ender
  March 22, 2009
That sux about yur cousins breaking yur stuff. I got a kitten for X-mas and she breaks everything.
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  March 16, 2009
lol
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  March 15, 2009
haha excellent, I always enjoy Stormies humour !
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  March 14, 2009
that was great.you used the Death Start set perfectly. it was really funny too.
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  March 11, 2009
This made me LOL!! I like it when Vader walks in the Emporer's room.
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  March 9, 2009
Awesome comic! It was very funny and the dialoge/dialect(whatever it is) was great too. Great job!
SwordFish .
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Supreme Commander Michael Sloper
  March 3, 2009
Very funny! I really like the therapist idea and how the storm trooper stabs himself. What is he an EMO! LOL!!! I'm also surprised that you have the Death Star! Did you save up for it or did you get it for the Birthday?
 I made it 
  March 3, 2009
Quoting Supreme Commander Michael Sloper Very funny! I really like the therapist idea and how the storm trooper stabs himself. What is he an EMO! LOL!!! I'm also surprised that you have the Death Star! Did you save up for it or did you get it for the Birthday?
I got it for Christmas. But, the downside is: I have to share it with my little brother and sister, and they took most of the cool minifigs. Plus, they made me build it, which, the build itself wasn't difficult: it was finding the pieces in that massive pile. Sometimes it took me half an hour to find one little piece!
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  March 3, 2009
Cool story, nice death star, unpredictable stormtroopers, huh.
SwordFish .
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CC-7576 "Rex"
  March 2, 2009
Very funny, I want to see more head kicking stormtroopers during the next part, they are a great idea.
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  March 2, 2009
Thats realy funy.I like the part at the end were the emperer want's his asprin.
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  March 2, 2009
Great build and nice story lines, keep it up my friend :)
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  March 2, 2009
nice story. I'd have gotten the death star, but to be honest i dont have 200 dollars to shell out to legos lol. could you check out my post-apoc mocs? I'd be incredibly gratuitous.
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  March 1, 2009
cool story
 
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