I am afeared to even read about these guys. If I knows where they are headin' I might jes' get pulled along into this story. I can feel my right leg go numb from the bite of a posin creture! The sherif will surely git 'em and kill 'em! If not, a possee of big strong hero-like men will lite there tails on feir and send 'em cryin' to there momma's! I knowed my son Darden will put this rite!