Poor Sig Phippy decided to have fun today. Dressing up in his stylish glasses and the wingman costume from Halloween, Chris decided to try and fly a home-made rollercoaster. Had he added another jet turbine, he might have had a shot at a speed record. Unfortunately, he lost control, and the breaks he made were never installed...
No one knows how he managed to miss Heather in an attempt to stop himself by hitting a backwards road block. What we do know, however, is that he was slowing down.
At the moment of impact, Chris would have been speeding at 95mph. This speed was not held, and new data tells us that he hit the ramp at 95mph, but he slammed into the 1974 custom DR wood chipper at 85mph.
Heather would have had mere seconds to respond, but she executed the evasive move without any flaws.
In the end, poor Chris would have no chance at life. He enters the DAs with only bones. His face, however, managed to survive simply from it's good looks. We all know that God would never tear up a work of art that rivals Adonis in beauty.
Figs involved: Sig Chris figgy in special "zombie" edition, Sig Karta fig in civilian edition (director), Sig Heather fig in splinter guard edition. Collect them while they're hot!