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Amish Paradise: SigDawin Awards Part: 1
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About this creation
All right folks heres the deal: After deciding to cook up an MOC for Mr. Kelso's new contest The Sig Darwin Awards I spent my time building a little MOC for you guys. For those who don't know the Darwin Awards is where a Sigfiggy does something out of the ordinary, and ends up removing themselves from the gene pool in an extraordinary fashion. In other words some moron does something stupid, and gets his little plastic brains blown out. Anyway this is the first installment, so I encourage you to come take a look...

Well, in order to get away from the pages for a while, along with all of the smack, sore building fingers, and wait time that comes with it lately, I've decided to leave with a few of my MOC friends to go on a little camping trip. Yep, just one of those little weekend trips.

And were off, here you can see a group picture of us, with Caleb Cutlass Crocodile Blanchet as Caleb, Elite Marshal Phazonix as Phaz, and Dylan as uhhh, Dylan.



Before setting up camp we decided on taking a little nature hike though the woods. The scenery was quite beautiful, birds chirping, squirrels running around, very peaceful, you could just kick off your shoes and take a nap for hours. But MOCpages was brought up eventually, and Phaz's constant warning of Sasquash attacks became quite annoying, so we decided to head back.



Caleb had the bright idea of suggesting that we were being followed in some manner, and this eventually led to Phaz bringing out his "How to avoid the Monsters of the Woods" book, just when we shut him up too...



After walking we come upon a little cabin in the woods. It was a quaint little place, made of adobe bricks, and a straw roof. it had probably been untouched for a long period of time and looked like a nice little place to stay for a while, almost like a Motel 6 in the woods.



We made up our minds to take a peak inside, and after a vicious match of rock-paper-scissors, it was decided that I was to go in first.




After I saw that a group of Amish settlers were huddled inside feasting on hotdogs, I decided that it was a good time to leave. Just when I was about to turn away, of course, Phaz try's to make friends with the foreigners. I could have given him one to the face right then and there.




The people decided to invite us in for lunch, so respectfully we joined in... After talking we found out that they, in turn were not so bad, but were quite friendly indeed.



Out of respect for the meal we decided to help them with the daily chores around the house.



Phaz and Jacob were assigned well duty, to retrieve the weeks worth of water.




And Caleb had to churn a little butter, apparently it wasn't too hard after Ezekiel showed him to properly handle it.




And of course, I get stuck with milking Betty, the cow. It wouldn't have been as bad if Brenda hadn't told me that Betty was a real person, and that she was the ugliest person in the Amish territory. When she had passed on, it was believed that she was reincarnated as a cow.



Afterwards we took a little swim in the creek. Since we had done so well in the chores, Ezekiel had promised the tonight we would party like it were 1895.




The swim was all fun and games until Caleb decided to pull out his new speedo to see how it fit. To think that he wondered why we all got out of the creek right afterwards.




The party began right afterwards, there was dinner and talk...



And much dancing.



When morning came, we were all beat, and were later to be awoken be sounds of a cell phone. I really hate High School Musical too.



We all listened closely as Caleb began discussing something with the speaker on the phone. The speaker seemed like a truly troubled person, his requests were absurd too. He seemed in a panic to get what he wanted. No one knew who is was though...



Since the Amish are more directed to the simple life, the cell phone got their attention real fast. Something about it made them feel very uneasy...



All of a sudden the sprang up and began chasing us, I don't know when they upgraded their weapons from apples and sticks, to rocks and frying pans, but we knew that we were in for it. They really didn't like that cellphone.



We made a break for the creek, aside from all the rocks and crocodiles, and leeches made it even more fun.



We hid in a little plant along side of the trail, and scrunched ourselves tightly against it, it was a conformable plant, somewhat itchy, but we could handle it. They ran past, and we remained unnoticed. It didn't take us long to figure out that we were lost, without well anything, and dang it, I forgot to tape the Man vs Wild series on forest survival. when we get out of here I otta kill whoever was on that phone, yes i will do that. HEEEE. While I thought, Phaz noticed that the brush we were in happened to be poison ivy... Why that clear painting *itch* artist *itch* is so dead, why... *itch*itch*itch*...


To be continued...







Here the set I used on the MOC.


And is case your wondering, I got the idea from making this by viewing a music video on YouTube, that is entitled Amish Paradise, by Weird Al...

For those from the Darwin Awards, yes your wondering wheres the gore and guts, right? I'll tell you this is part 1 of the contest, a whole new MOC for part 2 is underway, that artist will pay for almost killing us...

Well hope you had a good laugh, and enjoyed it. I've got a lot of new stuff coming out, yes possibly a part 2, so stay tuned. So go ahead, and don't be afraid to tell me how I did on my first comic, ok.
Peace -Dylan



Comments

 I like it 
  July 5, 2012
"We've been spending most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise! I churn butter once or twice, livin' in an Amish paradise! It's hard work and sacrifice, livin' in an Amish paradise! We sell quilts at discount price, livin' in an Amish paradise!" Nice job!
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  June 22, 2010
Awesome comic man! Maybe I'll make my own sometime.
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  April 6, 2010
haha. very funny
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  February 13, 2010
if u come to visit youl be board to tears cuz we heavent paid the phone bill in 3,000,000 years! Great job!
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  February 13, 2010
if u come to visit youl be board to tears cuz we heavent paid the phone bill in 3,000,000 years! Great job!
 I like it 
  June 8, 2009
Nice MOC, now i'm off to find part 2 to find out who improves the gene pool.
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  May 17, 2009
Yeah, that ringtone was embarrassing, your mom talked me into it the night before our trip... Great job, Dylan, there is some funny stuff here!
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  May 4, 2009
Fun story, Dillan (and some good jokes!), but so far, its missing the point of the D.A. contest. Ah, but Ill have some patience and well see where this leads.. It aint over till the fat lady sings, and since this is to be continued, Im guessing shell serenade us somewhere in act two, or three.
  April 15, 2009
me too! june 18 is my b day i will be in the brrickars place ( AS ALWAYS )
 I made it 
  April 15, 2009
Quoting Aaron Banuelos Your going to brickworld?
Possibly, I'll be coming out to Chicago and Green Bay at the end of June to visit family. If I'm in Chicago between June 18-21 then I'll stop by and see whats going on.
 I like it 
  April 14, 2009
Your going to brickworld?
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  April 11, 2009
Would you mind checking out newest moc please? Thanks. ~ Ghostman :)
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  April 6, 2009
Hmmm Nones killed yet eh? bummer dude Well check out my Entries~Nicky B http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/108970 http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/108693
 I like it 
  April 6, 2009
A first I was concerned that real amish folk might be offended by this, but then again, if they don't have computers how would they find out? Nice work! Peace - Packie
 I like it 
  April 3, 2009
Lol ... that was a funny and Awesome Comic. =]
 I like it 
  April 3, 2009
COOL!!!
 I like it 
  April 1, 2009
APRIL FOOLS :)
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  April 1, 2009
awesome that was really funny... could i plz join the moc group the best lego creations(or something like that) thanks...
 I made it 
  March 31, 2009
Quoting Lee Jones Nicely done, but what is the 'grass' that is over everything? Paper? Lee.
It's fake moss, that can be found at pretty much any local craft store. I used it to spice up the MOC a little, make the environment a little more realistic, since I lack those green pieces needed to do so...
 I like it 
  March 31, 2009
Nicely done, but what is the 'grass' that is over everything? Paper? Lee.
 I like it 
  March 30, 2009
Very good!
 I like it 
  March 26, 2009
Fantastic,im spechless.10/10
  March 25, 2009
How did you manage to photograph them? Isn't that like stealing their little Lego souls?
 I like it 
  March 25, 2009
Rofl, I like the added grass :)
Dylan B
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Julian Acosta
  March 24, 2009
ima joining so well if u let me
 I like it 
  March 23, 2009
Dylan, That was the funniest f***ing thing on moc pages. I love it!!!
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  March 23, 2009
Quoting Rocky 888 When are you making part:2 ?!?!!?? Let me know because I really want to know!!!! THANKS!!!
Whenever I figure out what to do with that artist, It will be posted sometime before May 2nd though, because of the contest deadline.
 I like it 
  March 23, 2009
When are you making part:2 ?!?!!?? Let me know because I really want to know!!!! THANKS!!!
 I like it 
  March 23, 2009
This is so awesome!!!! I love the comic/wording for this MOC. Im also a big fan of Weird Al,plus Ive never seen someone make a MOC inspired by him! Nice job.
Dylan B
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Heather LEGOgirl
  March 16, 2009
Wow, this is a great little build! The scenery and the storyline as well as the way you've animated the story. All great. Now to see where you go from here. Can't wait!
 I like it 
  March 16, 2009
Funny! I like the part where Caleb (or was it Phaz?) Was like:"My drink is the same color as my cup! Wait a minute what is this? Amish: Er..Uh"
 I like it 
  March 16, 2009
haha murderish amish people, classic
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  March 16, 2009
Awesome scenery! Its so detailed, and looks good with the grass or hay stuff. Its also a funny moc! C'mon, why didn't you tell to see this moc? This is great! :)LCG
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  March 16, 2009
MOCpages ate my 'smack-full' coment...dang...
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  March 16, 2009
Love the MOC and the song! Though it's not 1895, it's 1699 ;)
Dylan B
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Thomas N
  March 15, 2009
Hey great story Dilan, Amish Paradise, I love that song! If anyone else from MOCpages is going to enter this series,feel free to use my sigfig, Actually, I'd liketo see me in there, anyway, great job.
 I like it 
  March 15, 2009
I'm truly going to have to step it up... Phipson's an artist? I never knew...
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  March 15, 2009
Nice little build, and great job on the water splashing effect. Can't wait to see the "artist" get it in part two! ~ Chris.
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  March 15, 2009
man, i should have signeed up for this earlier. Anyway very nice moc and set and funny too cant wait to see the rest!
 I like it 
  March 15, 2009
How did Caleb get reception all the way out there? I bet they find a cell phone tower taken over by zombies next. I hope you brought your Thompson with you Dylan!
 
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