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Dvious and Dave's Darwinian Adventures
The life and death adventures of Dave and Dvious
About this creation
When first we meet Dave and Dvious they are enjoying some beers and discussing the Hannah Montana concert.




Dvious: "So, Dave, did you ever hear back from Billy Ray about the concert tickets?"

Dave: "No, he never did get back to me about the Hannah Montana comps."



Dvious: "Bummer, I wish there were some way to get ahold of him."





Dave: "Huh, I can hear the concert from here, I bet if we could just get in there, to the concert, that Billy Ray would recognize me and let us in."



Dave decides he is going to hop the fence.







Little did Dave know there was a sizable drop on the other side of the fence. He hangs there for a bit, but finally loses his grip.








"Luckily" Dave snags himself on the only tree within sight, losing his hat in the meantime. He realizes that he's now stuck on the tree.



Being the good boy scout that he is, Dave is always prepared. He remembers that in his backpack he's got a knife. Dave wrangles free of the backpack and retrieves the knife, allowing the backpack to fall along side his hat to the holly bushes below.






Dave cuts himself free - losing his pants in the struggle - and falls into the holly bushes beneath him, only to impale his ass on a holly branch and stab himself in the leg with the knife.





Dvious, hearing Dave's agonizing cries of pain, leaps into drunken action.



Dvious quickly grabs the chain from under the seat, attaching it to the hitch and....



throws the chain over the fence to Dave. She then hops into the truck, thinking that she can pull him up.





Dvious gets the truck started, but in her drunken panicked confusion accidentally puts the truck into reverse instead of drive. Consequently......





Ramming the truck back through the fence, landing the truck on top of Dave, squishing him and...


ejecting herself out of the vehicle to her demise.













THE END....





STARRING:





Dave and Dvious







Comments

 I made it 
  August 11, 2009
Quoting Zach'O films AKA Zach Vandermark No chance any small part of this was inspired by Jurassic Park is there? But no this was great loved the truck!
LoL no, actually - it is based upon a real "darwinian" incident that occured. i figured every red-necked hillbilly truck needed multi colored panelling and a light bar.
 I made it 
  August 11, 2009
Quoting Mister Fang Disturbing....I LOVE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA, this was really great! I also love your buddy icon, Go Bucky Cat!
heh thanks!!!
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  August 11, 2009
Disturbing....I LOVE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA, this was really great! I also love your buddy icon, Go Bucky Cat!
 I like it 
  August 11, 2009
No chance any small part of this was inspired by Jurassic Park is there? But no this was great loved the truck!
 I like it 
  May 4, 2009
Okay, yeah…I completely laughed out loud here! Not only did Dave do us the “big genetic favor,” but you managed to knock off yourself in the process, and throw in some preliminary misery before the climax (Phippy’s gotta be loving these innuendoes). Good build, unusual and funny little story, good presentation… SERIOUS contender for the DA crown!
dvious enigma
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Dave Shaddix
  April 14, 2009
Weird ...I usually go commando to Billy Ray and Hannah Montana concerts.
 I made it 
  April 2, 2009
heh.... Dave's only sporting the black one (that he had to replace after ya'all's "guy's night") cuz the hot pink and leopard print ones were dirty... *engages filter with regards to lube* ...oh, and phipson its so nice you confirmed your proficiency with Disney's current events and hottest commodities (show off).
 I like it 
  April 1, 2009
I KNEW Dave wore a little black thong! But aside from the knife in his leg, I don't think he felt anything upon landing. Oh and I've heard you driving before... this doesn't surprise me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Hannah Montanna and Jonas Brothers comp tickets. I hear Demi Levatto is opening for them! (Ok, it's official... I let my daughter watch WAY too much Disney Channel) Great build Dvious! It's going to be a tough contest to judge. ~ Chris.
  April 1, 2009
If nothing else, it is a good Darwinian story. But it is much much more. Well done. I am especially fond of the 'losing the pants' and the blood splatter on the ground. I am pretty sure I heard a very similar story while working emerge in Calgary ;-) Lee.
dvious enigma
Puriri de Vry
  March 31, 2009
Nice! Great little MOC. Good movie reference too.
dvious enigma
Dave Sterling
  March 31, 2009
Awesome! This MOC has everything. Good music...check! Public drankenness...check! Random acts of mindless behavior...check! Shaddix being squished...check! Nice work dvious. You got the stellar buildz skillz. :-)
dvious enigma
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Heather LEGOgirl
  March 31, 2009
This is too good. I love any MOC where Dave gets squished. ;)
 I like it 
  March 31, 2009
sniff...heheh...sniff...poor, poor truck...
 I made it 
  March 31, 2009
heh, thanks guys.... it was by far the biggest and most involved that i've put out thus far (i figured if i was only going to submit once i might as well make a real go of it)...and i decided to go true Darwin style and take myself out along with shaddix.
 I like it 
  March 31, 2009
Wow, outstanding job. Very nice, and detailed MOC, this (I think) is the best one so far...
 I like it 
  March 31, 2009
Brutal. Excellent work -- love that vehicle too!
  March 31, 2009
Nice ending.
 
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