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Ambush at the Machismo Sewage Treatment Plant
A hippie Dreadnought attacks the Conspiracy at the Machismo Sewage Treatment Plant.
About this creation
The space hippies have struck where the conspiracy is the weakest… the empire’s sewage facility – coded the “machismo”. First responders on the scene try to slow the onslaught from a new hippie killing machine – the dreadnought.



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   The first counterattack results in immeasurable suffering and fatalities. A soldier cries “Run for your life! Run! I do not want my insides to become jelly for this white chocolate brother of doom! Noooooo!”



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   The pearly-white dreadnought. He used to shine an evil red, but fell into a vat of Polident and therefore became saintly white. Fearsome, colossal, irritated – why is he so evil? Could be that someone swapped his gear oil to synthetic without consulting him first.



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   The smell of death is too much to bear. Fearsome cries can be heard - “Why does the air smell like rotten nacho cheese?” I don’t know – go ask your mom...



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   A ballistics soldier arrives and fires off the first volley of rockets… As each rocket leaves the tube and screams toward the dreadnought, the air smells of burnt chipotle sauce.



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   Squad leader, Matt Damon, fresh off his latest bourne identity movie set, thrusts his body into harms way, screaming “vive le conspiracy!!!” Akimbo Uzis are handy in a crowd of hippie protestors, but against a hippie dreadnought they seem down right silly.



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   The machine spirit approaches and conspiracy soldiers flee helplessly for their lives. Morale has become a problem of late as troops routinely coward in the face of death.



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   A conspiracy soldier lies helpless on the ground, his torso severed from his legs. Don’t worry; we can put him back together again. We have the technology... and a public health care system.



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   A soldier is knocked down, and the dreadnought lifts a foot to squish the soldier. Upon his impending death, he screeches “why, oh why didn’t I choose the little blue pill?!?”



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   Squish! The soldier becomes a fleshy pancake, his insides exploding from within his body... Messy, yet somehow unnaturally satisfying.



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   As another soldier tries to escape the reach of the evil machine, he is trapped by the mechanical fingers of doom. So cold, so cold...



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   The evil machine closes its grasp on the soldier and in a single “pop”... the soldier’s body explodes like a juicy California grape. Cheese anyone?



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   A counter-attack ensues; shots are fired from all directions. Literally thousands of rounds of ammunition are spent in a 30 second timeframe, all having little effect on the mechanical beast. The aggression seems to make him stronger... and whiter.



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   The machine gains its balance, standing tall… arrogantly allowing rocket shells to burst on its hull without consequence. His mantra?... “all without body hair must be terminated!”



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   The hulking machine turns... facing the remaining contingent of soldiers, backing them against the facility’s walls. It waves its arms, knocking over troops in the way like empty beer bottles at Keith Goldman’s house.



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   The supply clerk, Sgt. Affleck, runs in horror as he witnesses a comrade’s body explode right in front of his eyes... As he makes haste he thinks “why, oh why did I let Silent Bob ruin my career as the emperor’s jester?”



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   Troops try to flee, but the slick and slippery blood of their murdered teammates makes a quick exit from the scene an impossible task.



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   The general temporarily leaves the battlefront to un-jam his conspiracy weapon of choice... the “Charlton Heston crafted - Zeus’ Noodle”.



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   The rocket brigade unloads countless projectiles. Everyone loves the swooshing sound followed by the crackle and pop… but wait?... They could only find the left-over fireworks from the last “don’t ask, don’t tell” parade?!



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   Special Agent Stallone tries to use his girth to hold the beast’s arm cannon down... he screams “stop or my mom will shoot!” which has little effect, and makes him a mockery of his fellow comrades for years to come.



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   A shot of the ensuing chaos as taken from a CNN helicopter. Massacre, total massacre. Go tell your mom, she’ll know what to do.



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   Here’s a shot of the vignette overall. This is the first vignette in awhile for the conspiracy, comments are welcome... Cheers! ~ Paul.



Comments

 I like it 
  September 1, 2010
This is a beautiful MOC! Being the first I saw on MOCpages it has a special spot in my heart! Great job on the Dread, very well built!
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  January 5, 2009
Don't you hate it when people swap out your gear oil to synthetic without consulting you first, that always irks me! Blood does have the effect of smelling like rotten nacho-cheese, but only when squished like a blueberry muffin, death is SO great, isn't it? This has to be one of my favorite creations of all time...Nice build!
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  November 6, 2008
This is Great!
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  August 16, 2007
awsome mecha man can i have a set of instructions for it plz plz plz plz
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  June 11, 2006
Your Matt Damon fig has the same head as my sig-fig...for obvious reasons.
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  November 23, 2005
I actually like the scene more then the robot but it's still beautiful
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  November 14, 2005
I love this diorama, and the extreme violence portrayed within it's 7 inch walls! -Phil the Feared
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  October 31, 2005
Everything's there except the robot sex music.
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  October 25, 2005
Ah such a stylized depiction of post-modernistic structural methods which symbolize expressions of cultural monolithic subculture presented by modern day life in the cubist abstract format. I'm not sure what all that means so in short.. Truly gobsmacking work once again, Paul. PS. My Mum wants to know when your going to return her DVD of ‘Stop or my Mum will shoot’ that you borrowed. ; )
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  October 18, 2005
cool
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  October 10, 2005
I somehow recognize most of the movie and actor-related jokes in there... even though I hardly ever watch movies. Strange. Well, it's awesome, as usual! I love the big slick mech, but it needs to use its gun once in a while. Squishing is good, but why doesn't it get bored with that and just mow them down? Isn't war fun? I'm kidding. Anyway, great job!
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  October 9, 2005
Brassington, once again you take your industrial-grade diorama skills to the next level, this time by adding a mech to the mayhem. The mech itself doesn't look too hippie-like, lacking any flowery decorations, and apparently not powered by a smoke-belching air-cooled VW four banger. I bet they stole it, those thieving, geef-smoking hippies. Fine work dude, but where's the CSF or Lugnet announcement? Did I miss it?
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  October 3, 2005
It's Awesome as usual, Paul, been wanting to see something new from the 5th Conspiracy, and now I have, and I love it, nice battle scene too, by the way.
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  October 2, 2005
Your MOC makes light of something serious such as war. Find something better to do. And I somehow, forgot to give this a 1-star rating it deserves ;-)
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  October 2, 2005
Great as always, Paul. I'm not completely taken with the style of the mech, but it works. Satisfyingly gory with a funky corner angle to boot.
 
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