Peasant soldier: halt, who seeks passage?
King Daniel: it is I, your king, sir Roth, and a captured elf we found spying on our borders.
Peasant soldier: Let them through!
Sir Roth: What is your name?
Roth: well, Kvinor, what were you doing spying on our borders?
Kvinor: I wasn't. I was banned from Elfland. I shot the king's wife, accidentally! They thought I was an assassin trying to kill her.
Daniel: Well, do you have to move here?
Kvinor: Yes, the rebels,goblins, skeletons and mercenaries all tried to kill me when I arrived. The dwarves said no.
Roth: We'll take you back and convince the king to let you back.
Kvinor: What about my title as a full-fleged general?
Daniel: I don't know about that. We'll leave immediately.
Sorry for a short one. I was distracted when I wrote them I'll put the new one up on friday. Please comment and check out the next one.