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Sig Darwin Awards: One Idiot, One Aircraft Carrier
A story involving me: Thomas N, Dylan B, and JD Luse, and a surprise!
About this creation
We join our heroes on top of the WWII aircraft carrier USS Enterprise.



Thomas: Wow, I can't believe we're actually on the USS Enterprise in World War Two, this is so cool!

Dylan: Yeah, thanks for letting us use that time machine you built for Keslo JD.

JD: No prob.



Dylan: Hey guys, check this out!



Thomas: Be careful Dylan, don't fall!



Dylan: Oh shut up, I won't fall!



Dylan: I... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



Dylan: Wow, I can't believe I'm alive!



All of a sudden, a Japanese fighter streaks out of the clouds, gun ablaze, headed straight for Dylan!



Dylan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I can't die now, I haven't even had my first kiss yet!

Phipson: Must save the civillian!



While Dylan crouches down, hoping the bullets miss him, Phipson jumps in out of nowhere and dives in front of him, dying instantly.



Thomas and JD in unison: Where did he come from?!?!?!?!



Dylan: Yay, Philson saved my life!


4th wall comentary: This was bourne out of a couple things: my idiotic performounce in Dylan's last Darwin entry, and my unrelenting desire for revenge ( I mean, he made me a Bears fan! Come on!) and my recent completion of this part of my aircraft carrier, to see more of the aircraft carrier, check out my BIG E project folder.



Comments

 I like it 
  August 6, 2009
two things confuse me: one, isn't Chris' metal endoskeleton completely bulletproof? and two, since Chris is currently trying to organize the mocolympics, wouldn't it be more likely for him to be flying the plane in a homicidal mental breakdown? anyway, nice moc, it turned out great. 5/5
 I like it 
  August 6, 2009
He made you a Bear`s fan? Well Thomas he was only doing you a favor keeping you away from the Packers XD -Aaron
 I like it 
  May 4, 2009
Now most people would consider diving in front of a person, and sacrificing one’s own life for the sake of that individual, an act of heroism rather than st*pidty. But then this is Dylan we’re talking about! Philson, what the *&@! were you thinking? And by the way, Thomas, you got me to LOL with Chris jumping into the scene from absolutely nowhere…ahhhhh, funny stuff.
 I like it 
  May 2, 2009
A worthy entry - nice job. Lee.
  April 24, 2009
Trust me, I would never be that cocky, never. You just remember I'm a Packer fan, or in other words, I'm a genius. HaHaHa (yeah right...)
 I made it 
  April 24, 2009
Quoting Dylan B Thank goodness you didn't throw too much smack on me because I truly thought I was gonna be walking out of the crash a Vikings fan. -Dylan
You are lucky you didn't get any more smack, I was going to do more with you becoming arrogant and cocky about cheating death twice, and you start parading around the ship. You manage toannoy me and J so much that we pul up one of the fences, and with you holding your head up so high, you don'tnotice the mising fence and walk righ off the ship into the water below. This was to be my final act of vengence for he bears fan thing, but the computer malfunctioned during uploading and I lost those pictures.
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
HaHaHaHaHa, Brilliant, that was hilarious. Great work on well, everything! Thank goodness you didn't throw too much smack on me because I truly thought I was gonna be walking out of the crash a Vikings fan. On another subject, why do I keep being saved by Phipson? I mean this guy shows up at the Packer game, and now on the ship. If I would say so myself it would seem like this guy is stalking me. -Dylan
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
See, that's the perils of time travel. Wait until those guys get back to the changed present. I wonder who got all Dylan's LEGO since he wasn't around to be needin' it. Hope it's me. Ha ha. see ya. garth
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
Nice! Great use of the time machine angle and getting Chris to bite the dust. Gotta check out "The Big E" as well. That was a fighting ship if there ever was one. Good work!
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
Yeah... like I get paid enough to save Dylan... Dylan of all people! HAHAHA Nice one. ~ Chris.
 
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