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MATURE HUMOUR and CONTENT: The start of my S.A.C. Darwin Awards Contest 2009 entry. No one dies yet, but I wanted to introduce the playground.
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The start of my S.A.C. Darwin Awards Contest 2009 entry. No one dies yet, but because I have so many pictures and scenes, I thought I had better start splitting this up. I am sorely behind on my schedule, one of the docs has been sick at the clinic and there has been some extra patients to see.

I also picked up a new camera (lens pending) a Nikon D90 and a much better tripod with a micro adjustment head. In addition, I did get a foldable model box so I can take some better pics of my smaller creations.

But, I should stop talking about irrelevant toys, and get the story going – here we go:

I do recommend right clicking and opening the pics in a new window/tab to read the writing - I didn't import them in a large enough size to be read as thumbs - sorry.


White tree with snot work, not as fragile as it looks though.


Shot of the river – partially recycled from The Gathering.

Fallen tree with a Nannan Z. flavour to it. Also a large ‘brick’ wall in the back that I have been playing with.

Close up of the fallen tree. My cyborg racer No More Tears was a direct result of designing this tree.



Just liked this picture, and the reflection in the water.













Poor JD – has never had Lee’s margaritas before, and learns the consequences of slamming about 5oz of tequila. Better stop before that fuzzy brown ring comes out buddy.

Dave, ever the gentleman runs over to help poor JD. Gio, unfortunately, trips over Dave’s rather large stick and pulls his best Gollum impersonation.



Somehow music is playing in this scene. I did build a music box, but to scale it would have needed a Kenworth to haul it in. At any rate, Katy Perry lives on and Dvious shows who the aggressor is.

Please no comments about what Dvious is doing with her left hand and any hidden aSSets with regards to this pic.



Alcohol, ever the key for unlocking those inner desires, and allowing for complete disinhibition. These lovely young ladies strip down to the ever dreamed about thongs and go for a dip.



JD and Lee being gentleman, avert their eyes. Oops, wrong pic. Well at least JD is being a gentleman – or is it that he is upset because he forgot his camera phone?



Again Gio goes Gollum.

Mark who slipped and fell while running to get a better view is being resuscitated by Chris, but such a waste.

Shannon Y. makes much better use of the margaritas.

Dave and the Emperor miss the whole thing due to a call of nature – you missed art in motion boys.


And this is where I will leave it in its unfinished state pending the next installment – that darn work thing is goofing up my play time.

Until next time Lego fans.

Bricklink

www.leejones.ca




Comments

 I like it 
  October 22, 2010
Love the trees and reflection. Your Nannan link is a copy of the other MOC link. Glad the Audi A6 is not on your list of fav cars. Are you a GP at Hinton Clinic? The RPAP and DTHR links are not informative.
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  September 14, 2009
My small bladder fails me again!
Lee Jones
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llywelyn parry
  June 23, 2009
nice just a tip don't include fleshies and yellows in the same moc.
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  June 23, 2009
Quoting llywelyn parry nice just a tip don't include fleshies and yellows in the same moc.
Now that is a funny comment.
Lee Jones
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Dave Sterling
  May 1, 2009
The 'bone tree' is awesome!!! Stacy and I might have to steal that for our graveyard. The Katy Perry reference is a nice touch...and speaking of touch...way to go Juli! I always knew she was the dominant type. ;-) It's always nice to see the ladies 'sin ropa'. Great work here on the story and the supporting builds are spectacular. Great work!
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  May 1, 2009
oooooeew, them bats, bats hobbitses! them steeels it from usss...yep: the king has returned! can't wait to see the die-ing partsess. now, where dids we leaves our medssses?
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  May 1, 2009
Wow, that was fun. And nobody even died yet! =) Can't wait to see what else you have in store for this.
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  May 1, 2009
Good, Job? I think. ANYWAYS, Nice white foliage pieces!
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  May 1, 2009
Nice work-and I look forward to the next installment. Sorry for my lack enthusiasm,but you try having a pollen allergy with a cold and being happy. Good day
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  May 1, 2009
This is great! I love the tree!
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  May 1, 2009
Hilarious story with a wonderful tree and a brick wall that must be studied: nice detail!
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  May 1, 2009
Sig Jones should be dancing around going, "Nyeh nyeh neh nyeh nyeh! Look at all my white foliage pieces!" And sig JD must have a good fake ID.
Lee Jones
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Heather LEGOgirl
  April 30, 2009
Okay, first I have to say that your tree is spectacular and that brick wall is great, I'll be taking a closer look at that. Second, do they make those plants around the base of the tree in white?! I'll be hitting bricklink right after this. Third... This is simply the most hilarious story! Oh, and Dvious is at her best when she lets her hands wander. ;)
Lee Jones
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Dave Shaddix
  April 30, 2009
I used to trip over it all the time too. Eventually, you learn how to live with it ...and walk with it without tripping on it.
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  April 30, 2009
Oh yeah, and that "keeping your 6 pack cold in the river" trick... Yeap, I've been guilty of that in my time. But I can't help but think that if the river is cold enough to keep the beer cold, what's it going to do to the girls ni... never mind. I'll wait till they surface and see for myself. ~ Chris.
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  April 30, 2009
The build is epic, the humor is top notch and the skinny dipping... PRICELESS! Now let's see if we can get a live action replay of that in June! Consider my breath baited for the next eipsode! ~ Chris.
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  April 30, 2009
Nice one, great tree, and nice work using trans-clear blue for the water, it makes it looks a lot better. I can't wait to see what kind of story you are going to come up with. Also watch out for your appearance in The Battle for Brickworld. -Dylan
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  April 30, 2009
Who's katy Perry? Nice tree. see ya. garth
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  April 30, 2009
"You the man!"
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  April 30, 2009
Great, um, work! =) Love that brick wall. On another note, that Katy Perry quote was quite awkward...Can't wait to see the next entry!
 
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