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The Scene Part 3
CAUTION: MATURE (and tasteless) HUMOUR AND CONTENT, PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTS.
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Please note that ADULT humour (tasteless at that) and sexual innuendo are employed. Parental Guidance strongly recommended – now JD. Does your mother know you are reading this trash. If she has a key logger on your computer, then I think you might not be allowed to go on the internet until you are 30 ;-) Anyways JD – TTFN.


As I delve into the Corona while listing to the poop mix – I mean eclectic collection of music I have. Here I go – rushing towards a deadline that I will meet. You don’t make it through a gazillion years of schooling without becoming very good at cramming. You can always sleep when you are dead. As a note, my personal best is 80-hours before I became unhinged and passed out for about 16-hours.



Here we have one of our less comely heroes running towards the mess to help.


Here we have a much more handsome devil helping to clean up the mess. One might think that he would blow chunks, but after that incident in an unnamed Lego Store in Chicago when they had a huge Star Wars BOGO sale – he has been able to stomach even the ugliest of scenes. “That lady shouldn’t have gone for that last 7666 set.” Chris was quoted in the police report. “I thought she was going for a gun – so I sprayed some grey.”










Chris – realizing what he had done. Runs off in a crazed panic. Sure, if it had been Kelso, then there would have been no concerns. But poor JD still had his part number X18.




Grabbing the pipe he draws on it like a $2,000/night call girl. But hey, no real surprise. If you spend any time in show biz, then you must of spent some time on the director’s couch.










Meanwhile, the ‘girls’ hang out and look at the stars in their very intoxicated state. I mean really, he builds everything in white and it all coordinates…. ;-)


On Corona number three, 2330 Mountain time. Just hitting my stride now as I get even more obnoxious; yet, I just think I am getting funnier.

Wife is making me snacks and trying to convince a buddy to come over to have margaritas with her (I really do make some smokin’ margaritas, and they are verging on narcotic dosing – just what the doctor ordered).

If I actually do offend anyone, then please accept my apologize – it was not intended.

Next one will be up soon.

I figure this is probably the best strategy – hammer them all out. That way they will be posted before the contest is over, and before I am banned from Mocpages for all of this lewd content. And heck, I am just getting warmed up.

Oh yah, did I mention that I have only slept 4.5h in the past two days? Must focus, mind getting distracted….


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Lee Jones
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Heather LEGOgirl
  May 2, 2009
"He still has his part number X18 has got to be the BEST LEGO JOKE EVER.
Lee Jones
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Heather LEGOgirl
  May 2, 2009
Why did I read that as "I fondled that myself"? Time for me to go to bed. I'll be checking back first thing to see what's in store! Nighty night Dr. Jones.
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  May 2, 2009
HAHAHA!!! Well done...well done! =)
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  May 2, 2009
I knew he wasn't dead the whole time... ok, A: you're tending bar in June and B: 4 and a half hours in two days? Now you're keeping my kind of schedule. On to part 4! ~ Chris.
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  May 2, 2009
Another great story!
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  May 2, 2009
That's what I like to see. A guy ruining his health for his "art". Do you think your wife will sell your bricks when you are gone? see ya. garth
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  May 2, 2009
Quoting Heather LEGOgirl "He still has his part number X18 has got to be the BEST LEGO JOKE EVER.
Thanks Lady Heather - I was fond of that one myself.
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  May 2, 2009
The emperor being an empress? Eh. Anyway, there's one record I haven't beaten yet... YET. Good day
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  May 2, 2009
The emperor being an empress? Eh. Anyway, there's one record I haven't beaten yet... YET. Good day
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  May 2, 2009
Nice work! The scene looks nice!
 
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