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“Happy Endings Massage and Lingerie Parlor"
About this creation
Welcome to the “Happy Endings Massage and Lingerie Parlor.” Don’t let the name fool you, this is a respectable business where the women just happen to model their delicates while rubbing away all your tensions.




As you can see, only the classiest cliental frequent this upscale establishment.







And then of course, there are the others…







Phipson: “What? I had a coupon!”

Kelso: "They have coupons here?"

Phipson: "Yeap, and punch cards too! Only three more to go and I get a freebie!"

Kelso: "Why did they never tell me about this?"







Ginger: “We’re umm, ready for you Mr. Kelso.”

Kelso: “Check it out, she’s so excited that she’s shaking.”

Phipson: “That’s not “excitement” in her eyes dude. That’s fear.”







The recovery bench outside for post massage smoke breaks.

Dennis Price (in a REALLY bad disguise): “I do NOT smell like tuna! Go away!”







The A/C unit is run full tilt year round. The BTUs of body heat generated in this place would keep the average temperature inside at a constant 106 degrees even in January if this thing ever failed.







Let’s move inside shall we. Don’t worry, the girls don’t bite… that costs extra.






Yoda: “The Taiwanese Tumbler, I will have.”

Cindi: “Do you want that Rocky Road or Captain and Tennille?”






Richard: “Do you have any fleshies free?”

Misty: “Well, not free but available. And don’t worry sir, we don’t discriminate here.”






There are two large rooms for regular massage service and two smaller rooms for those quick “in and out” jobs. Usually just shoulder rubs… (yeah, we’re not buyin it either, but stick with us here ok?”)






Although modesty is not at the top of the concern list here, there is a small amount of privacy given with the not quite see through walls and beaded curtains. The management claims it adds a sense of ambiance. (again… not buyin it.)






Some of the clients have special needs that the masseurs are only too happy to provide.

Lee Jones: “Wait a second! What are you planning to do with THAT?”






Chastity: “Just take a breath, relax and think of it as just a big poop.”






Thanks for visiting “Happy Endings.” Come again soon!








Fourth Wall Commentary: So, the story goes like this. I was talking to Dave Sterling and he made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. “Why don’t you build something for our layout at BrickWorld!” he says to me. Being the magnanimous individual that I am, I jumped at the chance to be a part of their amazing display. I had a number of thoughts on what to build for them. None of which seemed “just right.” Finally, being as this is going to be at the convention and all, I went with something that would both be relatively safe, and give us a chuckle at the same time. Technically this is a WIP still as we’re going to be adding a decal to the sign on top in June. What you see there is just some quick editing to give a feel of the final product.

Dave and Stacy,
Thank you so much for letting me add to your display at BrickWorld. I can’t wait to see this thing in between a couple of residential buildings or a library. Hehehe. See you all in June!




Comments

 I like it 
  February 10, 2011
The "Captain & Tenille" ??? You had me laughing my buns off! Funny as well as well built - the Lego Model!
Chris Phipson
Justin BG
  September 23, 2009
a big poop lol,funny build
 I like it 
  September 12, 2009
If you feel like franchising, I have a spot open in the Red Light District. You can be a lot less discrete there. Great build.
 I like it 
  August 28, 2009
Why i have not seen it before? This one is really awesome.
 I like it 
  July 19, 2009
wow, fantastic
  June 14, 2009
You have three guesses as to what I just built. Go!
 I like it 
  June 8, 2009
cool!, can you plz check this out? http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/125273 plz rate and comment on it
 I like it 
  June 8, 2009
Quoting Chris Phipson congrats on all your nominations. I think it would be great to get more bionicle representation on the pages. Good luck to ya! And hey, maybe I should make one of these... ~ Chris.
Congrats to the Triad for an almost sure winning :) If I could attract your interest on this part of the 'pages, then a great part of my goal is already achieved!
 I made it 
  June 6, 2009
Quoting Indiana Spock Why does everyone worship Kelso? In my opinion, he's not all that he's cracked up to be.
"Worship" is a strong word there. I'd go with more "respect". And to be honest, Kelso actually IS all he's cracked up to be. Not only is he an amazing builder but he's one of the nicest guys I know. Wow, did I just really admit that in public? You owe me one Mark!
 I like it 
  June 6, 2009
wow, thanks for adding me ;) Are you sure that wasn't without any hidden thoughts? Just now that you can vote for the next Lego ambassadors? :D
 I like it 
  June 1, 2009
Somehow I had hoped that you would comment on my MagmaGuard Fighter, but you missed that...shame on you! :D Wanna check it out? http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/123645
 I made it 
  May 31, 2009
Quoting Shannon Young Hey, you can actually build when you want to!
Shhh. Don't be giving away my secrets. I have a reputation to uphold here.
Quoting Dave and John Xandegar Nice build, Chris...but shouldn't you tell the truth? It's NOT an original concept! This place actually exists! It's about 2 blocks from the Choo-Choo Diner in Des Plaines. I've been...ahem..."driven past" there on several occasions. I think I hear my Wife coming-gotta go!! DX
I thought that was you. It was last Tuesday right? They turned down your punch card cause you tried to add 4 stamps on your own.
Quoting Stacy Sterling YAY!!!! This is going to fit in just right (snicker).... I am so excited to have this great addition to our layout at BW. Kudos for the design of the front desk, and the *ahem* massage rooms and accessories. Can't wait to see in in person!
SOOOO many jokes here... I'll just be a good boy (for now) and say thanks. Thanks for letting me be a part of your layout (there's another *snicker* there... I'm sure of it.)
Quoting Matija Grguric Very nice. Can't wait to come to Brickworld! Cya soon!
Can't wait! 17 DAYS AND COUNTING!
 I like it 
  May 31, 2009
Very nice. Can't wait to come to Brickworld! Cya soon!
 I like it 
  May 31, 2009
I thought I've commented it already ?! Nice and hilarious, but there's clearly a lack of lingerie - nevermind, I just never can get enough of this kind of things lol Well done mate !
 I like it 
  May 27, 2009
LMAO interesting build. The humor is great as well as the build, but I think the AC unit is seriously top notch.
 I like it 
  May 27, 2009
so you don't just store your lego? I was so wrong...:D
 I like it 
  May 26, 2009
I totally agree with Cody G.
 I like it 
  May 26, 2009
Haha Chip Philson at his classy best! You know you're starting to rival the great youngy in terms of hilarious story mocs :D
  May 25, 2009
0.0 *hides behind LSW creations* EDIT: Dang, my buddy icon takes over a week to change? I'm not that comment-happy, am I? (rhetorical)
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
YAY!!!! This is going to fit in just right (snicker).... I am so excited to have this great addition to our layout at BW. Kudos for the design of the front desk, and the *ahem* massage rooms and accessories. Can't wait to see in in person!
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Hey, you can actually build when you want to!
  May 25, 2009
Touche good sir, touche. I had to clean the saliva off of my monitor after the "tuna" comment; it elicited one of those rare LOLs (with spray). Beautiful job on the building as well. Lee.
Chris Phipson
 I like it 
Heather LEGOgirl
  May 24, 2009
There are so many reasons why you are going to "H"-"E"-double hockey sticks. At least this reason is hilarious!
Chris Phipson
 I like it 
brandon emmert
  May 24, 2009
trust me phipson, you and kelso are not getting off easy in my next issue. bwaah ha ha ha!
Chris Phipson
 I like it 
Dave Shaddix
  May 24, 2009
I see they painted the place...
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
You rascist, what's wrong with fleshies? ~LL
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Epic, epic win.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
:D
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Lol, Yoda geting a apointment!!!
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
I can't wait 'till Brickworld so I can see this in person. It will be fun, to say it politely!
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Until today I neve knew 'figs could kneel... thanks :D
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
that'll fix the hole in the display! uhm... I mean... nevermind...
 I made it 
  May 24, 2009
Quoting Alex Eylar I'd make a joke about the "big poop" but it'd just keep the molestation rumors coming, which by the way are COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED.
Uh huh... you just keep trying to convince yourself of that Alex... keep on tryin.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
I'd make a joke about the "big poop" but it'd just keep the molestation rumors coming, which by the way are COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED.
 I made it 
  May 24, 2009
Quoting Heather LEGOgirl There are so many reasons why you are going to "H"-"E"-double hockey sticks. At least this reason is hilarious!
True... too many to count.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Lol! :]
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Haha- clever idea and whole building is cool- could you check out my Venator moc- please i would appreciate that.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Looks different last time I went there!!
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
I'm foreseeing a downturn in property values, Dave. I know maybe it's not a concern right now, but I'm just sayin'...! Makes me wonder what'll pop up next in the neighborhood?
Chris Phipson
 I like it 
Dave Sterling
  May 23, 2009
Dude...this is priceless. I can't wait to see the look on Bonahoom's face when we remove the roof of this place and show him the interior. :-) This will be epic. I'll work on a sticker this week and shoot you a prototype. Thanks for helping out with the layout!
Chris Phipson
 I like it 
Stuff Is Possible
  May 23, 2009
L O L
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Nice Job! On the LEGO that is. As for the backstory, You do realize there are kids on this site right? Ahh, What do I care, Hilarious!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
I think you have taken MOC's to a new low. =) Congratulations!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
A bang up job there, Chris. Totally bringing my sigfig for a pic at Brickworld! The air conditioner is top notch, but those transpanels and curtains simply kill. Speaking of kill, I'm sure Lee J. is going to want to do a procedure on you . . . after he gets off that table, of course.
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Chris, there will be a time when your doctor says he wants you to see his friend with the endoscope. I know! The endoscope. How great is that! Let me tell you, the name is the only thing great about the procedure, but you get a funny story for later. I don't know what made me think of that. Oh, yeah... see ya. garth
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Yeow! see ya. garth
 I made it 
  May 23, 2009
Quoting Dave Sterling Thanks for helping out with the layout!
No Dave, THANK YOU for letting me be a part of it! 26 days!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
" like a big poop " Classic!! great MOC! I wish I could come down to brickworld just to see that in between a library or something to those ends.. Classic. This has my vote for next years MOCies!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Is it bad that this MOC makes me feel dirty? Ha Ha. Nice Job!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
so .. who's the lucky gal at the end of which happy guy???
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
ROTFLMAO. Horny Yoda is..... Great job Chris!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Hey, He's got a great sense of humor like you Phong! And LOL I do the same to my friend A.J who's a ginger! It's hilarious! But he's knows I kidd with him.
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Hahaha, wonderful. I do love a happy ending :) My favourite bits here are the counter/desk and the roof things.
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Alex, you are such a Phippy Phanatic! LOL! Well nice job! I laughed at the ginger, just like I do in real life. LOL!
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
Shaking in fear! LOL! Don't worry that costs extra! LOL! This had me ROFLOLing! Great Job Phip! Check out my new MOC. -Alex
 
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