Are you fed up with your current job? Want a job that's a bit less dull? (and a bit more sticky!!) Do you like drinking beer and wearing leather trousers? Then you should become an ale conner!!! These vignettes will teach you the basics of this medieval "profession"... (Shakespeare's father was supposedly an ale conner!!)
After 30 mins stand up - if your leather trousers stick to the seat then the ale contains too much unfermented sugar. Fine the brewer (and confiscate the ale!!!)
