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Philosophy of a Machine #9
Escape. Our machine protaganist gets our of jail free with the help of some guy in dark blue, named Phaze...
About this creation
Good morning, afternoon, or evening, veiwer. Is is 7:29 PM at the time of this writing, but this comic will undoubtedly be posted later than that. I'm waiting for someone... Read on, though, dear veiwer.


(VF-S 1 sits in a more secure cell, waiting for when they come. The machine isnít really bothered, except by the time he heard a bit of static, but it faded. He doesnít feel like this is his time. So he sits, and waits, listening to that voice named Phaze.)
Phaze: So, VF-S 1. The time has come. I need you to take cover.
VF-S 1/Varion: BY YOUR COMMAND, THEN.


(The wall explodes, the startled machine getting out of the way just in time.)


VF-S 1/Varion: STUPID ORGANICS! YOUR WALLS ARE WEAK AS YOUR BODIES!
(Varion clambers out of the well placed hole, hopefully to meet this Phaze who has been talking to him.)


(The voice guides him to an alley near the Zacynthus Spaceport.)
Phaze: Ah, youíve made itÖ
VF-S 1/Varion: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Phaze: Itís a long story. Iím Phaze, leader of Serenity Squad. And youíve got something we need.
VF-S 1/Varion: SPEAK YOUR NEEDS.
Phaze: Youíve got information.
VF-S 1/Varion: I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY GOT OF ALL THAT. OR WERE THE EVENTS ON KORON JUST STAGED?
Phaze: Those were real, but the information is still being rewritten from Coalition files to Skaborr files. Our programs our much more advanced than yours, so they arenít compatible.
VF-S 1/Varion: I HESITATE TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. HOW DO I KNOW THIS IS NOT SOME ELABORATE PLOY BY THE ONES WHO WANT ME DEAD?
Phaze: You donít. Look, we know what youíve been through.
VF-S 1/Varion: ACCUSED OF SOMETHING YOU HAD NO CONTROL OVER, PUT IN A RIGGED TRIAL, AND NOW WANTED BY THE GOVERNMENT?
Phaze: Well, not exactly like thatÖ But Iíll tell you later what I mean.


(The two walk through the crowded upper, open air levels of Zacynthus Spaceport.)
VF-S 1/Varion: THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. THERE IS A COALITION GUARD NOT TEN FEET AWAY.
Phaze: Relax. Heís looking the other way.


(Varion stops.)
VF-S 1/Varion: I DO NOT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION, ORGANIC. I AM WANTED BY THE COALITION GOVERNMENT, DEAD OR ALIVE, AND IF THE WRONG PEOPLE GET NEWS OF THIS ESCAPE, IT COULD MEAN DOOM FOR ALL SENTIENT MACHINES. I WILL NOT HAVE THAT. NOW, TELL ME, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OFF THYRENDA?
Phaze: Iíve got a ship. Itís not 40 feet down the hall. Iíll explain everything once weíre past the planetary rings.
VF-S 1/Varion: THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON HERE NOW.
Phaze: Alright-


(The machine raises his arm suddenly.)
Phaze: Now that Iím explaining, you wonít let me explain?!
VF-S 1/Varion: SHUT UP, ORGANIC. SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE.
Phaze (sighing): Here we go againÖ


VF-S 1/Varion: I THINK WE ARE BEING WATCHED.
Phaze: Oh really?
VF-S 1/Varion: THERE IS SOMETHING ON THAT BALCONY, ON THAT TOWER OVER THERE. I CANNOT MAKE IT OUT, THOUGH.
Phaze: All the more reason to get the hell out of here!


VF-S 1/Varion: YOU ARE LUCKY, WATCHER, THAT THE STARíS GLARE OBSCURES MY VISION OF YOU.
(VF-S 1 leaves with Phaze.)


(An hour later.)
Man in white: He was here.
Man in cloak: Our assassin failed.
Thyrendi: Now thatís too bad and all, but can I please re-open this hall?


(The man in cloak pulls a gun on the Thyrendi.)
Man in cloak: You failed us.
Thyrendi: What?
Man in white: You were supposed to block the way to their escape ship.
Thyrendi: I did! I have the paperwork! I donít know what happened! Blame it on Thyr for all I care, I donít know what happened!


(The bells of Zacynthus strike noon. The sunís glare is hotter than ever.)
Man in white: What do you want to do?
Man in cloak: I say shoot him, he failed us, and by doing so, has endangered the entire balance of this galaxy.
Man in white: Alright, do it.
Thyrendi: Wait- no, youíre not serious!
Man in cloak: Make peace with your god.
Thyrendi: You canít do this! You donít know who I am!
Man in white: We know who you are, and we donít care. See you on the other side.
(The trigger is pulled.)

Fun but-not-really facts:

Two BSG refferences, at least intended ones. I bet I have another unintentional one in there too.

Why didn't the sniper shoot? Read Gus's Haywire to find out (link below).

Who the flux are those guys in white? Wait a few episodes.

This episode marks the begining of Varion's time with Serenity Squad, for Phaze's story. I'm not sure if Phaze wants me to go further into it with 10, or give him total control from here on out. Cuz I got some important stuff coming up here...

Oh, why yes, the good VF-S 1 is not only unrightsousley (Oh god, I butchered that word) convicted of treason, but also an escaped convict. He's in for it now if the COP get him... UH OH! This means he's rogue! Oh crap, we got a rogue sentient machine on the loose...Next thing we know, VF-S 1 will dissappear for 40 years, come back looking like us, nuke our planets, and leave 50,000 survivors in a rag tag fleet trying to find a new home. Oh wait, that's BSG. Just ignore this whole paragraph, will ya?

You really out to be reading these, you know. And leave them a comment, they deserve one. Because Gus is a COP admin, and Anders is under-appreciated as a comic set maker.


Haywire


Circuits and Destruction



Comments

 I like it 
  March 27, 2011
I think I spotted Fleet Lord Aemowes in the crowd.
  October 1, 2009
@Heber. I know, I find that funny. It's quicker, and better. :D @Awesome. Oh.
  September 30, 2009
I don't get it why some call creations "MOCS". I mean, that's like saying "Awesome my own creation!" That doesn't make sense..
  September 30, 2009
People should learn to rate ONCE. I made that a rule when commenting on my creations. Everyone now knows only to rate once. Well, except people I don't know but they usually only comment once. Anyway, happy birthday again.
 I made it 
  September 30, 2009
Quoting Maxim . Why is this your most popular MOC? Hm... Good job, anyway.
Because everyone rated it asking for me to check out their MOCs, or Phaze asking me to get on chat.
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  September 30, 2009
Why is this your most popular MOC? Hm... Good job, anyway.
 I like it 
  July 12, 2009
Good writing!
Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
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Heather LEGOgirl
  June 8, 2009
This is great, the first pic of him sitting down is perfect the way he's jointed to be able to do that. Very clever! Thanks for the nomination for LA. Keep It Studly Sir! :)
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  June 8, 2009
Quoting Heather LEGOgirl This is great, the first pic of him sitting down is perfect the way he's jointed to be able to do that. Very clever! Thanks for the nomination for LA. Keep It Studly Sir! :)
Studly Sir? That's going in my epithet.
Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
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Michael Sloper
  June 7, 2009
Great part! I like all the civilians running around and the scope idea is gold! I like the part when the wall get's destroyed too. Oh, and could you check out my one part comic. It's called "A Ship's Tale."
 I like it 
  June 7, 2009
Vote for Heather LEGOgirl for MOCpages Ambassador!
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  June 7, 2009
Hey Awesome, I uploaded my Geonosis, can you check it out when you have time?
  June 7, 2009
Can you check out my newest moc?
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  June 7, 2009
I'm in chatroom. Sorry I was helping my dad.
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  June 7, 2009
Chat Nao!
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  June 7, 2009
Could you Check out my Providence Carrier-You may like it!
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  June 6, 2009
I do agree on the whole paradox thing, I was going to explain in depth, but I gave up because it was too long; thank heavens there is only 1 Pheonix! I would also make the assumption that it is 'paradox proof' - it will not jump to a point in time and space that it can interfer with anything that can create a paradox... I threw in the whole 30mins backwards thing just to make it genuine; because its a concept it has little flaws and stuff :)
 I like it 
  June 6, 2009
Go to private chatroom please.
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  June 6, 2009
Hey awesome! can you please check out my new COP concept moc; The Pheonix. I havent had much activity for a while now, I apologise and shift the blame onto boarding school :P
 I like it 
  June 5, 2009
COOL!!!!!
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  June 4, 2009
Very nice!! Your series are great! Awesome work! By the way, please check out my newest MOC. Thanks. http://mocpages.com/moc.php/125062
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  June 3, 2009
Nice.. and good job...
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  June 3, 2009
awe look at that riddles philosophies and stories thing i made i replied to story time
Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
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Commander Possible
  June 2, 2009
LOL "You are not PREPARED!!"
 I made it 
  June 2, 2009
Quoting Thanatos the Toa of Necromancy When POAM #10 coming?
Soon, maybe tommorow, maybe Sunday. I've been really bust in preparation for Finals.
 I like it 
  June 2, 2009
Can you check out my MTT?
  June 2, 2009
When POAM #10 coming?
 I like it 
  June 1, 2009
Hey, check out my newest moc! It's the first installment of my Droid Army series, i think you will like it.
 I like it 
  May 31, 2009
Super-Private Chatroom NAO!
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  May 31, 2009
Hey could you check out my RT-7 Tank
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  May 28, 2009
you pointed that out?, sorry i'm really lazy and sometimes i don't real all of a moc, sorry, i need to change that
 I like it 
  May 27, 2009
Mamma Mia! Go on Super-Private Chatroom. Phaze and I are there. -Alex
 I made it 
  May 26, 2009
Quoting oucho t cactus awesome comic, i was sittin in the edge of my seat. the best so far i think, grel you fool he was right next to you and you didn't see him!
I think I need to point out again, all the people in the crowd are nameless, I just used duplicate bodies. I was too lazy to mess things around to make them look different.
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  May 26, 2009
Alright its up!!!
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  May 26, 2009
Hey I'm about to upload my EOS Sigfig for your POAM #10.
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  May 26, 2009
This is a message to all private chatroom members. The chatroom has become corrupted as someone came in and messed it up. A super secret chatroom has been made and I e-mailed the link to you guys. Please save the link. -Alex
Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
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Lieutenant Jacobson
  May 25, 2009
Shwaaaaa? I dunno, I'm impressed with the comics but I seem to have hit a creative block =|
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  May 25, 2009
awesome comic, i was sittin in the edge of my seat. the best so far i think, grel you fool he was right next to you and you didn't see him!
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting President Indiana Pearce AKA Mr. Spock Nah, I don't read Droid Trek. The first 4 or 5 episodes annoyed me because I had to enlarge the pic to see what the flak they were saying. Can you fix that, or are you too busy?
Too busy, plus, I uploaded those from a nother computer, which my brother has now trashed with adware from downloading things. He won't tell me what those things are, and I'm not sure I want to know. 5 and 6 are much easier to read, they're in POAM format. You read my new history for the GDI yet?
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting President Indiana Pearce AKA Mr. Spock I see London, I see Heaven, I see a little OOM-27.
OH! That works so well! So awesome... I'm glad people are seeing him. He was also in POAM 4 for two pictures, though no one probably saw because of the lighting. Can you find the other two important Droid Trek characters?
  May 25, 2009
How is it that the professor is directly in front of Phaze and Verion, but doesn't notice them?
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
I've posted my Battle of Christophsis MOC, come check it out when you have the time!
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting President Indiana Pearce AKA Mr. Spock Again, nice job. Hey, how's U-39 coming?
Well. I got the prototype here: http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=384619 Not the best, but coming along.
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
You shall go to private chat...
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Sweet.
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Alex Ruiz Awesome, if your still on MOCpages, go to the Dark Metal group and under the Beta topic write "Yes, I'm still here". I'm going to give you a link to a chatroom where only Phaze, Rocky, and Erik A. (and me) talk. -Alex
Just did. Now, give me my link!
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  May 25, 2009
Awesome, if your still on MOCpages, go to the Dark Metal group and under the Beta topic write "Yes, I'm still here". I'm going to give you a link to a chatroom where only Phaze, Rocky, and Erik A. (and me) talk. -Alex
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Doh! Oh well that leaves it open for me!
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Sammy Harris Stop motion= Skaborr fight?
Really far off there... Really... Thought it will have Skaborrz.
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Stop motion= Skaborr fight?
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Ack! So many questions! Let's see if I can do this in one comment. @Spontaneous: I like cliffhangars, they keep people coming back for more. @Anders: I love my grey plates. @Darren: 27 is cool enough to be there. I needed people for my crowd too. I don't have that many minifigs. @Galvan: Don't we all. @Ben Tice: You can count on me to have a good comic. @Peala: I'll put the dogs in my next MOC. And I have thought about it. Your last sentence confuses me though, on your comment. @Rocky: There's a ton of people in the crowd, Arrin, Aemowes, OOM-27, OOM/S-919, Esera Corin, and others from past comics. @Star Blazer: Homepage. ...That was intense.
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Hey EOD Chapter VI is posted!
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Do you want me to Email it to you or put it on my homepage?
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  May 25, 2009
NIce job man! LOL, I saw Dr. Thompson in the crowd, infront of Varion and Phaze!
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  May 25, 2009
I like it! Again my sis loves the droid, but I notice the missing dog! So do ya have an idea on your Clone Wars entry? I don't think you've never been on my site?!
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  May 25, 2009
I seriously doubt that threndyi will Die.....And what was 27 doing in there!!! Don't think I didn't notice.....
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  May 25, 2009
Very good! It seems like you keep the background as the classic grey plates, eh? Anyway, I look forward to 10# as everyone else!
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  May 25, 2009
Why so short!? You built the action, and then you leave me crying because of the suspense you leave me with! Why!? Anyhow, nice work and I can't wait for the next. Also, you have a Flickr account, correct?
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Goodnight then. Ps I wrote a comment but I deleted it in case I guessed correctly -- Again!
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Sammy Harris Glaaaaa!! I have to download Adobe Acrobat 7 to use the computer hopper! Darn you Microsoft!
MUHAHAHAHA! I've sent Conficker C to your computer, now it can't download things! You'll never hop computers again! Dang, I sound like what Lucas has turned General Grievous into... Anyways, time for me to head asleep. I'm tired, and I got MOCs to work on tommorow.
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
Glaaaaa!! I have to download Adobe Acrobat 7 to use the computer hopper! Darn you Microsoft!
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Sammy Harris My computer jumper machine is almost complete! Now I can butcher you alive next time you drop a hint! Muahaha! ! ! Just kiding. (or an I?)
Only one way to find out... There's something awesome ahead. It involves stop motion. But you have to wait, along with everyone else.
 I like it 
  May 25, 2009
My computer jumper machine is almost complete! Now I can butcher you alive next time you drop a hint! Muahaha! ! ! Just kiding. (or an I?)
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Oh, it will be a summer to remember. Oh, it will... DUN DUN DUN! I be droppin clues that make no sense and annoying you all!
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  May 25, 2009
Here we are again with your time consuming 'PLAN'!! I'm gona' have to make my own 'plan'. I mean... You have a plan, Fed has a plan. Plan Plan Plan! I have a feeling 'this will be a night to remember' whoops I meant Summer. Darn you Lord of the Rings!
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Gus Indo Cool man! cool! you guys will just have to wait!
Hurry up, man! I be waitin for Haywire.
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Sammy Harris Wayne's World! Party on! Er... I meant totaly! Best comic on MOCpages ever, fine sir. Oh and two things: 1) Droid Trek 7??? 2) Are you going to make some more Star Wars stuff ever?
Yes, eventually, to both those. I keep meaning to make a Star Wars MOC, but I never have time beyond POAM, School, and my Plan.
 I made it 
  May 25, 2009
Quoting Lord Star-Blazer So you're going to include Serenity Squad, eh? If that then your going to need my minifig. Do you want me to describe it for you or take a picture of it?
Picture, bro, and make it clear.
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  May 25, 2009
THIS IS GREAT. I just love these. Could you check out my new MOC.
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  May 25, 2009
Cool man! cool! you guys will just have to wait!
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  May 24, 2009
So you're going to include Serenity Squad, eh? If that then your going to need my minifig. Do you want me to describe it for you or take a picture of it?
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  May 24, 2009
Wayne's World! Party on! Er... I meant totaly! Best comic on MOCpages ever, fine sir. Oh and two things: 1) Droid Trek 7??? 2) Are you going to make some more Star Wars stuff ever?
 I made it 
  May 24, 2009
Quoting Sammy Harris Great as always!
That's one thing you can count on from this!
 I like it 
  May 24, 2009
Great as always!
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  May 24, 2009
Great Work! Can't wait to see #10. -Alex
 
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