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Kelso's Dirt Sheet
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It's that time for the candidates to start trying to dig up dirt on each other. We all said we'd run a clean campaign but hey... Kelso started it! So, let's take a closer look at Mr. Kelso shall we?

Let's take a quick look back at just one of the incidents in the past year alone involving our own Mr. Kelso. We all remember the Mocie Awards afterparty last year don't we?



Joe: “Mr. Kelso, congratulations on your wins tonight. A few words if you would please.”
Kelso:“Well mish Anishton, you look aweshum tonight. You know what a big *hic* shhhtar I am right. Hey hey, maybe we could be friends. Get it? Caush you were on that shhhhow…”




Which of course led to this scandal during the MocOlympics...









And of course, Kelso's not done there! Just this past week, we learned the real reason why Shannon Young and Brian Kescenovitz aren't in the running this year for Ambassador.




Kinda brings new meaning to the term "eliminating the competition" doesn't it?



And if that weren't bad enough... ummm, he's a werewolf too!




Vote Phipson for LEGO Ambassador! He's not a werewolf.



Paid for by PACMAN. Not the big yellow dude, the "Phipson Ambassadorial Campaign Mark's A Nerd" fund.


Fourth Wall Commentary: So I wake up this morning, pour myself some orange juice and then, my phone rings. Guess who's on the other end? None other than Ambassadorial candidate Mark Kelso. So, after a rather short conversation by our standards, I had to jump on MOCpages to see what he was talking about. That's when I found this. After taking about a half hour to stop laughing, I decided that I couldn't let that go unanswered. 10 minutes build time and a few pictures later... well, you get the idea.

For the 4 of you that don't get it, Mark and I are friends and this is what's known as SMACK. So when you head over to cast your votes for me for this years Ambassadors, VOTE KELSO TOO! And why do I get the feeling that this is just the beginning?




Comments

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  October 1, 2013
Funny! I thought Heather's was a bit funnier but this one was still good!
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  December 6, 2011
lol thats good
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  January 25, 2011
nice I finally get to see what you look like because your buddy picture is so small and so is my computer screen so from where I was you looked just like simon cowell and your racist, what the heck do you have against werewolves. they are human too..... okay half human
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  May 11, 2010
HAHAHA, and he's a werewolf too....classic
Chris Phipson
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Mario Kart Master
  December 31, 2009
That's funny Chris. I'm sure Kelso's done worse than this! Anyways... I just made a tribute to you, Sean, Mark, and all the other MOCpagers that are my friends. This is it: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/175623 I tried so hard to get it as clear as I can! Sorry.
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  August 1, 2009
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  June 14, 2009
Wow, Kelso is even worse than you Chris... I'm surprised he hasn't put you or Heather in the iron maiden yet.
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  June 11, 2009
Quoting Alex Eylar "Scandle," "compitition," "begining"... *sigh* Why do I bother...
There, ya happy now... sheesh. I'll bring an apple for ya next week so I don't have to serve detention. And you bother because you care. (do you know how hard it was NOT to do this reply in the same manner?)
 I like it 
  June 11, 2009
That's cold Chris..... But entretaining..... Why don't you check out my Edition of Nicuania. There's a surprise for you....
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  June 11, 2009
SigKelso's blue and yellow tiled torture room floor is enough to have me confess to anything! Great smackwork Chip!
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  June 11, 2009
"Scandle," "compitition," "begining"... *sigh* Why do I bother...
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  June 11, 2009
Nicely done, Chris.
Chris Phipson
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Dave Sterling
  June 10, 2009
Yeah...I figured Kelso had dirty sheets. No real surprise there. Although the werewolf thing is an interesting development. Hmm...
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGOgirl
  June 10, 2009
Well this officially has me nervous. I'm going to continue laughing here for a bit, take a snack break, laugh some more and then go prepare for the onslaught from both of you two. You all wouldn't say nothin' 'bout a widdle girl, now would ya? What am I asking, it's you guys. *running for the hills*
 I like it 
  June 10, 2009
Oh, and that last picture was almost as scary as Heather's "double trouble" on Flickr. =)
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  June 10, 2009
Here all this time I thought werewolves were cool...I must be one of the 4. I mean, we didn't even SEE the sheet!
 I made it 
  June 10, 2009
Quoting Dennis Price Great stuff. What time are you two getting married?
You'll be getting an invite in the mail any day now. You're gonna be a flower girl after all.
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  June 10, 2009
Great stuff. What time are you two getting married?
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  June 10, 2009
Werewolves, eh. This is going to get dirtier than Kelso sheet...
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  June 10, 2009
I'm not worried. Kelso's got nuthin on me :) Heahter should be, though.
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  June 10, 2009
I gotta feelin' that the werewolf thing is going to come back and bite you. I heard, that when Kelso's wife found out he was a werewolf, all she said was, "The stuff you get up to." but she wasn't sayin' stuff, if you know what I mean. People just know those artist types are different, perhaps not even human, and always up to one shenanigan after another. see ya. garth
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  June 10, 2009
That's the spirit, Phipson! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go provoke Braaten and Yuri...so much smack, so little time!
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  June 10, 2009
Kelso's Dirty Sheets? Eeewww! Oh, Dirt Sheet? My bad.
  June 10, 2009
Heather, I'd say drop the snack and snickers and run for the hills! I could just imagine ( ... ok, bad visual already ... ) Kelso dropping the ferret and putting on the werewolf ... yikes! It ain't gonna be pretty ...
 I made it 
  June 10, 2009
Quoting Yuri Fassio I deeply envy you guys. Not for the ambassador thing, but for the chance you have to share your hobby with close friends. When I have spare time, I am forced to choose between them.
So do we. As you can see, we choose poorly.
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  June 10, 2009
LOL Heather, Phipson, you look alot like my neighbor, *peeks out window*. You wouldn't happen to be watering your plants right now, right?
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  June 10, 2009
I deeply envy you guys. Not for the ambassador thing, but for the chance you have to share your hobby with close friends. When I have spare time, I am forced to choose between them.
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  June 10, 2009
Ah-ha, a vote for Phipson is a vote for not-Kelso, but who's that in the picture at the bottom, it's obviously not you, he isn't wearing sunglasses... ~T
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  June 10, 2009
WOOT!!!! VOTE PHIPSON, HEATHER, AND KELOSO!!!!
 
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