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Heather's Dirt Sheet
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You all may think that LEGO Ambassadorial cadidate HeatherLEGOgirl is all sweet and innocent, but our sources here at "Phipson for Ambassador" headquarters have uncovered the real dirt. Let's take a look and see the wild, wanton behavior of the "real" Heather.


Just the first in a series of photos captured by our ace reporters. You think this is it? Oh no my friend. There's more... much much more!





This kind of flagrant disregard for our way of life cannot go unnoticed!





I mean really? What's next? Mixing garbage with recyclables? Overdue library books? This maddness MUST end!






Fourth Wall Commentary: Just another post in a series of SmackMocs for the candidates for Lego Ambassador. Time to start thinking of something for Yuri... this one may be tough. For those few that don't get it, we all love our miss LEGOGirl and this is all done in fun and I truly believe that every one of the candidates would be an excellent Ambassador. With that being said, get out there and nominate Phipson!



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  October 1, 2013
Lol that was funny!
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  May 11, 2010
HAHAHA, so who won? Funny bits here! You just cannot trust someone who stands on grass.
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  November 27, 2009
hahaha! really funny. shows how easy it is to make a small but perfect moc. and the no litering (loirtering in some places) but only she is theree hilarious!!!...
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  October 9, 2009
Nice! I like the "No Lotering"
Chris Phipson
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llywelyn parry
  June 18, 2009
Have you been stalking her? Anyway funny moc very funny
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  June 18, 2009
Quoting Tom Olivieri BTW, were you by any chance at the Eric Clapton concert at the United Center yesterday? I swear I saw you....then again, maybe Kelso has been toying with your DNA to make clones of you....again.....
Wasn't me, but that would explain why I found kelso taking hair out of my brush...
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  June 18, 2009
I love this campaigning! It really makes voting a lot more fun! Anyway, have fun at Brickworld! BTW, were you by any chance at the Eric Clapton concert at the United Center yesterday? I swear I saw you....then again, maybe Kelso has been toying with your DNA to make clones of you....again.....
  June 17, 2009
FINNALLY!somebody like me!
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  June 16, 2009
Thats so funny!
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  June 15, 2009
Your photos are well shot, and none are redundant. Getting the exact sigfig however, would really have paid off in this particular project. Like the Halo Pelican or Clone Troopers colored with Sharpie pens, Heather is a topic that just doesn't get enough coverage on MOCpages. Attack!
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  June 14, 2009
Quoting Yuri Fassio I see you're in full campaign mode! You're reviewing like crazy! Well, while you're at it... http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/8276 (it's not mine. -sigh-)
Actually, I'm just bored. HAHAHA I'll check the link.
  June 14, 2009
I see you're in full campaign mode! You're reviewing like crazy! Well, while you're at it... http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/8276 (it's not mine. -sigh-)
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  June 14, 2009
Hahahahahahahahaha!
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  June 14, 2009
Boy Heather sure is a "dirty" girl! That aside, this cracks me up. Where I grew up, the force took stuff like that seriously. Good thing I moved to a place where you have to rob a bank to get pulled over.
Chris Phipson
eoghan o callaghan
  June 13, 2009
hey bob mcbrick lego have always used the numbers 1 0 2 and 8 so there never upside down
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGOgirl
  June 13, 2009
Time to hire the sniper again. This is going to get expensive. ;)
Chris Phipson
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Dave Shaddix
  June 13, 2009
Amazing job with photoshopping those signs... they look so real!
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  June 13, 2009
how dare she :@
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  June 13, 2009
I was talking with Erik Ackroyd and we came to talk about this. One thing we should mention to the LEGO ambassadors, is that LEGO should incoporate Pick-a-Brick in toystores like Toys-R-Us, or make individual stores as to where it would allow FOL to better acquire individual pieces instead of going thru third-party sites. There aren't enough P-A-B stores around the country and for reasons stated above, it's tough getting the pieces we need. For example, In Florida, in the entire State, there is only 1 Pick-A-Brick Lego store in Orlando FL. I live in South Florida and go to Orlando for Universal Studios, Disney, etc. etc. Rarely. I always make sure my parents stop by Downtown Disney to make sure I get some pieces. Obviously, I would normally go to my local TRU store, but there is no P-A-B setup there. My parents aren't going to drive 4 hours to Orlando and 4 hours back every time I want to go to buy LEGO at a P-A-B store. It just doesn't work out. I hope the LEGO Ambassadors will do something about this if their "power" allows them too. Also, There aren't ANY Pick-A-Brick stores in some states. Don't believe me? http://stores.lego.com/en-us/default.aspx Click on the United States tab and see for yourself. I hope that Erik and I can raise awareness about this issue. I hope that the nominees will see this. Spread the word. Erik and I want to raise awareness and alert this issue to the nominees. Thanks a bunch, Alex and Erik.
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  June 13, 2009
Heather for president! Heather for president! Heather for...huh? What? Oh, well, wha'eva'! Heather for president!
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  June 13, 2009
You can never have too many green tiles...
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  June 13, 2009
no parking after 12? WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?? i want a donut
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  June 13, 2009
Heather! How could you do such awful things?! (Now I REALLY want to make sigfigs of people, but alas, I haven't the parts.) Nicely done.
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  June 13, 2009
(not Lego System, ofcourse, I'm talking about the law, rules and everything)
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  June 13, 2009
Ah, at least she doesn't follow the crowd, screw the System !
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  June 13, 2009
I think this whole Ambassador campaign thing is a load of twaddle, but at least it's entertaining twaddle.
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  June 13, 2009
Hahaha I'm still not sure what this campaign is about exactly (or even if it's only a game you're all playing or not), but I do like all these posts about real life people on here ;)
  June 13, 2009
lol thats really funny. but i like yuri the best. even though u or kelso are going to win
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  June 12, 2009
How dare she do such horrible things! I thought she was better then that... ;)
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  June 12, 2009
Quoting Thomas Thomas LOL! Great work Phip. I really want that 12:01 piece now.
You know, I had to make a special trip to the lego store for that thing!
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  June 12, 2009
Oooooo! Heather! I'm telling!
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  June 12, 2009
LOL! Great work Phip. I really want that 12:01 piece now.
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  June 12, 2009
The "no parking after 12:00" was the best! So clever, using that clock to prove her criminality!
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  June 12, 2009
Love Heather's lime green car... oh, yeah, funny moc too :P
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  June 12, 2009
Funny. The "No driving past 12:00" was my favorite. It was 12:01.. Lol. Also, you spelled headquarters wrong after "Phipson for ambassador". :]
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  June 12, 2009
Ya know, I just never could've imagined the level of depravity to which she would sink...I like her even more now!
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  June 12, 2009
What a reportage! She's going down! <:D
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  June 12, 2009
ROLFCOPTER worthy. Nice job -- the tree is great! Very funny. You left out the fact that she ran over three kids and barely missed a dog on her way to the flagrant disregard for parking regulations.
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  June 12, 2009
Oh the humanity! I'm liking these dirt sheets...
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  June 12, 2009
Ha Ha! Real darn funny. You forgot the bit where she's not allowed to make fantastic MOCs too often! Vote for Heather, Chris, and Mark.!
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  June 12, 2009
12.01! THAT`S A WHOLE MINUTE AFTER! anyway nice job Chris~Aaron
 
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