As the race heats up, candidate Chris Phipson has hired local builder John and Sith Lord Darth Reaver. Will this ensure Phipson a seat as an Ambassador?
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It's one place after another for the crowd favorite, Chris Phipson. Today he's come to wherever the *BEEP* this place is and recruited Darth Reaver, local Sith Lord and builder John for his campaign.
"I met Chris once in 1945. The war was still raging since Germany had stolen the Coke Formula and-" Thank you, old man. Now let's meet the candidate himself. Mr. Phipson, how does it feel that your fellow candidate Mark Kelso has unveiled the skeletons in your closet?
Chris: all I can say is this; Kelso's a nerd and I have better security. Eat that, beardface!
Old man: "It's Beardfacé!"
I think everyone's noticed, Mr. Phipson. Where did you get that giant robot-thing, anyway?
John: I made it. Not by gunpoint, either.
Isn't this a bit too much "security", Mr. Phipson?
Chris: Weren't you at the Mocies? I need all the firepower I can get if I wanna get out of this thing with my dignity!
Let's move on, sir. Your security robot has also been on the news this week. Last time it racked up a body count of 60, with 100 injured. Aren't you the least bit worried?
Chris: Not really. I got people to cover for me, right Reaves?
Reaver: *evil glare*
Chris: Hehe, nice one, big guy.
Darth Reaver, you've been out of the public eye for quite a while. What possessed you to come out and support someone like Mr. Phipson, when you can run yourself? With all due respect, being a Sith Lord means that you can just waltz in and take the position without much hassle.
Reaver: *evil glare* I have my reasons. For now I will make sure Phipson wins. By any means necessary.
Oookay, moving on.
John, you have been a supporter of Ms. LEGOgirl before. Why make the transition this late in the race?
John: They were very persuasive.
Care to elaborate, sir?
John: They convinced me to build the security droid. And Chris didn't try and drown Mr. Snuggles.
Any closing words?
John: Vote Phipson. He doesn't drown kittens, trust me.
That's all for now from the frontlines of the race to become LEGO Ambassador. It seems that Chris Phipson will pull out all the stops this year, and this may spell trouble for the other candidates. Alan Extra, repor-
Yup, bandwagonning again. Aside from the plug, this is actually a decent vig for me. Dunno if you've noticed, but I finally went SNOT and it made the whole thing much easier to organize. Had to cannibalize from the Thunderhorse, though.
Anyway, this is just for the sake of it. I'm all up for Kelso and Heather as Ambassadors too, so don't worry. Whoever you're voting for, vote. Who knows, we might actually get more Star Wars Expanded Universe stuff.