(Back in the barracks...)
Chris: Hey sarge, what are you doing?
Sgt. Thomas: (Thinking to self, "What does it look like I'm doing?")
Sgt. Thomas: I'm paying for my soda. You have a one too, you should know.
Chris: Oh, I thought they were free... They were just sitting there on top of the self-serve counter.
Sgt. Thomas: (Bangs his head against the wall)
Chris: Hey Stevie, what are you doing?
Stevenston: It's STEVENSTON!!! DON'T CALL ME STEVIE!!!
Chris: OK, Stevie, so, what are you doing?!?!
Stevenston: I'm polishing my armor, some idiot bird keeps on po...
Chris: (Cuts in) You mean that one over there?
Stevenston: There isn't a BIRD in the barrac... oh THAT ONE!!!
Stevenston: (Grabs for his SMG)
Stevenston: OK pretty bird, prepare to die!! (lets out a short burst)
Sgt. Thomas: (Thinking to self, "The janitor is going to be pretty upset about this...")
Stevenston: What the @#%**%^!! I missed??!! And what's THIS mess on my freshly cleaned armor... BIRD POOP??!?!
Sgt. Thomas: ( Thinking to self, "Serves him right... still, I can't believe he missed at THAT range...")
Chris: (Laughing his head off) Ha ha!!! You gotta have the worst aim in the entire army!!! Wait till I blog this on twitter!! If I had my recorder, I could have even sent this in too!!!
Stevenston: (mutters to self, Oh yeah... chew on this...)
Chris: Hey Stevie, uh where you going?
Stevenston: (Evil laugh) Let's see how bad an aim I have with this!!!!
Stevenston: Prepare to die funny guy!!! (IT RHYMES!!)
Chris: (Still laughing) You can't be serious! You'll never fire!
Stevenston: (Cocks launcher)
Chris: Uh oh...
Chris: (running for his life again) AHHHHHH!!!! This guy's insane!!!
Sgt. Thomas: Hey what are pointing that thing at ME for??!?! (starts to run)
Stevenston: You can run but you can't hide!!! (Evil laugh)
(I guess the next episode will have to be in the ER...)