Eddie got bit by a dog. He wanted to kick it, but he had no legs. So he made a pair.
About this creation
"Some of you might remember my friend Eddie, the floating head. It has come to my attention that he has bothered some of the members around here - it would seem that he has come to their houses and kicked their dogs.
Now, as Eddie's friend, I would just like to say that he really is a nice floating head. See - does this look like someone who can't control himself?
You see, he was on his way home from floating head-school when he encountered a dog. The kind-headed head Eddie is, he wanted to pet it - but the dog bit Eddie.
This made Eddie sad, and a bit angry. He wanted to kick the dog, but he had no legs. So he made a pair.