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Breaking through the ranks.
I built this to answer a question that my friend asked "If dwarves are too short to ride horses, then what do they do for cavalry?" well clearly they ride giant magical mountain goat propelled chariots of course! Here we see a lone chariot riding along on a snowy hill about to crash through the orcish ranks.
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That looks like the orcs are in for a world of pain


Orc 1: Whose stupid idea was it to attack these dwarves?
Orc 2: Umm, that was you sir.
Orc 1: Like I said, brilliant plan.


This needs to be rotated, or maybe its YOU that needs to be rotated!


The chariot, with it's means of propulsion, a goat.


Much better goat picture

Now, I shall leave you with some terrible goat jokes.
"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".


Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.


Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
..... Because they're always butting in.


A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a billy goat standing next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Baahh. 9 Iron" The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. " Baahh. 9 Iron."

He looks at the billy goat and decides to prove him wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the billy goat, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky goat, eh?" The billy goat reply's " Baahh. Lucky goat."

The man decides to take the billy goat with him to the next hole. "What do you think goat?" the man asks. " Baahh. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the billy goat, "OK where to next?" The billy goat reply, " Baahh. Las Vegas."

So, they go to "Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK goat, now what?" The billy goat says, " Baahh. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The billy goat replies, " Baahh. $3000,black 6."

Now, this is a million to one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. Once in the hotel room the man says "Goat, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." "Just name it and it is yours." The billy goat replies, " Baaah, Kiss Me."

He figures why not, since after all the goat did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the billy goat turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.

".... And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

umm, HI MR.KENNEY!



Comments

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  August 12, 2009
wow this is amazing!!! PLEASE OH PLEASE post instructions for the goat or send them 2 me zee_lot@hotmail.com
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  August 12, 2009
Nice chariot!!! i love the weels. hehehe funny jokes...
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  July 28, 2009
great chariot and good work on the details
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  July 28, 2009
wow, that's very good! Please upload a building instruction! Please check out my newest castle, Gonore Castle. I would appreciate your feedback.
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  July 27, 2009
wow those jokes were sad, except the last one, pure gold,yeah, put instructions up for the goat
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  July 27, 2009
This is brilliant.
  July 27, 2009
Great magical goat chariot, best I've ever seen. Nice terrain too.
  July 27, 2009
make some instructions for the chariot and goat,please!
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  July 27, 2009
The goat's joints are incredible. Oh, and cool vig too :)
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  July 27, 2009
Cool creature and vig.
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  July 26, 2009
Sweet looking demon goat thing! Also, excellent technique with the snow, it looks very wintery =)
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  July 26, 2009
Awesome build. The landscape looks very real and natural. The goat and chariot use some very unique techniques and look amazing. Well done.
 
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