If anyone ever asks me to define epicness in Lego format, I'll probably send them here.

Hahahahaha spectacular.

very nice shape

Clever use of XPOD pieces.

splendid !!!! nothing to say....

epic!

Killer ship, Dude! I don't know what everyone else is seeing, but it reminds me of Pegasus from BSG. How'd you get it so shinny? Some sort of spray on lubrication?

Very funny. You made a massive "Space D*ck." That's awesome. XD

The ship is amazing, but what really brings it home are the jokes. Kudos to you, sir. - Hector

Classic space lights win again... Nice details. I like the ships design, and the black structures used on the ship are very cool! ~Ryan

wow, haha great build, very funny.

A. Nelle? Is it a coincidence that it sounds like a certain word...? *edit* Oh! I just got that! THATS A DISGUSTING SHIP!!! :)

AWESOME! Love the design and the color code, totally awesome :D

Awesome color scheme and great parts usage. Thank you for judging in the Moc Athon and giving me advice on the creations. -Sam

I've seen this a couple of times before, but only just read the captions. Suddenly, it all made sense! This is hilarious.

Dang... This is very good, especially the SNOT work. The trans red and black go very well together.

WOOOOOW, that's the most awesome looking one of those I've ever seen. It looks a little uncomfortable though. I feel very sorry for the black hole that turns out to be a sentient space being, Star Trek style.

oh...just read the text (i rarely read descriptions)So the manhood shape is intentional...and here I thought I had graduated from college...

ermm... perhaps its just because i have a dirty mind

it looks like the nabukadnezar from matrix ;)

I'm glad one of your creations caused such a storm, as without it I may not have discovered your other MOCs. This looks almost metallic, and the use of x-pods, or whatever they're called, is inspired. I usually have little interest in Sci-Fi models, but when done this well, they can blow my mind. 5 stars

Hey Lee, can you judge for the Moc-Off between Ryan Tennant and I?

Very good... That's one nice toy. Extra large probe too

I bet that Dr. A. Nell consulted with technician Drew P. Hwang over this one. This was probably a hard build to pull off, and if i do say, it came out very nicely. hehehe...

Absolutely incredible. Besides that, not possible to put into words.

Amazing, I´ve never seen anything like this. Fantastic!

This is My favourite Creation of ALL TIME! I was thinking how great and amazing it was, when I realised what it represented. I am feeling rather sick now. Especially after the details of exporing further into black holes. To Think I loved that MOC? No but It is still my favourite, don't ask how, it just is, I just like the colour and details, without it mankind would perish. I've been looking at all the great moc's SO many amazing ones, but even Mark Kelso's Invisible arm and that GIANT mountain with the train, The hundreds of amazing moc's the work of Heathergirl... So many awesome moc's and out of all of them, I love this the most,I'm serious. 10000/1

Doc, would you consider adding this fine caliber of a creation to the Longships group? Thanks! http://www.mocpages.com/group.php/3391

Awesome ..... erm ..... thing.

Excellent work! The black hole concept is just as plausible as using the x-pod cases to bring the black hole back to Earth in but nice LEGO-work!

That, is actually pretty clever.

ummmmm that looks like.....nevermind,is this the thing thats docking onto the other ship,cuz u might not want little kids looking LOL

i wish i could go to the lego thing,but going half way across the country to see more stuff like this wasnt worth it to my parents LOL

Could Overly Critical Knocks & Blatant Anecdotes Lure Less? I wouldn't know how to answer that question myself. That is one beautiful BFC you have there, and it should be noted for the record that I have never said that to anyone else, except for that one time in Juarez, but, uh, that's another story. So, I'm guessing you did the ole sort by color trick, and then bought every silver piece available, Convoluted Or Crazy, Kudos!

I LOVE THIS!!!!! Great use of the X-POD cases aswell! Come and see some of my creations and my homepage because I at-least want 4 views. Thanks!

I suddenly feel an urge to fire a rocket at one of those bulbous fuel pods, just to see the result. Great work on the ship. At least you're side of the joke was more subtle than Phipson's.

Hmmm it was obvious in Phipson ship, but I have to admit I didn't realized the joke in this one. Well, Brickworld is gonna be hot ;-)

You always have to be careful when plunging into a black hole, you never know if you'll cause a tear... in the space/time continuum. Great and hilarious build.

I can't believe I just found this! Holy crap that's funny! Note to self, keep my wife from seeing that thing...

Sorry, I exhausted the smutty euphemism muscle on Chris's description to the sister ship. Suffice it to say without your commentary I would have appreciated a great build with nice parts usage and colour combo's. With the commentary, I have to make sure nobody else is looking before I sneak a sideways peek..... Good stuff.

A personal favourite as well.

Id be lying if I said this wasnt good.

Favorite bit: "Dr. A. Nelle worked long and hard ..."

Well that is just politically incorrect. Well, it's some kinda' nasty that's for sure.

Great parts usage! I'd write a longer comment but my only Internet source right know is my iPod as I'm on vacation in Chicago. (The Lego store here is awesome!)

lee can you judge me and eturiors creations for the olympics please? here is the link to mine http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/145554 and a link to his http://mocpages.com/moc.php/145828#reviews ... nice ship btw! great use of those xpod things! 5/5!

Beautiful ship, Lee!

HAHA! Got it! I googled po/pv/pr and found it under essential medical terms. It's under the "Where?" category. Eeek!

LOL! What is Per or By mean?

The BFC is along the lines of big frakin' gun; the po/pv/pr are medical terms for different ways to get things into, or out of, people.

Doc, I featured your BFC-DSP in my MOC Olympics entry. I figured DSP = Deep Space Probe, but I cannot figure out "BFC". Would you be willing to share? Also, what's the PO/PV/PR? Thanks!

oh my goodness, I am in luv....!!! M-eye-T-Fine.

Nice use of useless pieces. I'll just ignore the shape ; )

VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME VOTE FOR ME!!!!!

This is some type of cool. Awesome work.

It's strange but funny how some dude commented and said "I love the shape of this."

wow, awesome

Utterly disgusting. I am mortified at this tasteless desecration of our wholesome, family-friendly MOCpages. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!

But you and I will always have Chicago and the men's room...

I don't know how I missed this one. Nice build...and then I read the text. And then...I ROFLCOPTER'd all over my office. Thanks Lee. This is great. And yes...Stacy is a better builder and is way cuter than me. That's okay...she still lets me pro...nevermind. ;-)

It looks like something from the Matrix. I love the clear-red parts, and the overall design is fantastic.

LOL! that is an awesome build and absolutely disgusting at the same time.....IT'S BRILLIANT!

Like many others I was immediately drawn to the exceptional build quality of the MOC....then I started reading....reading... Oh yes Dr. Jones, this is one for the record books. Nice work on the *ahem* informative press release :)

That's what Chris said!!!

This is the Red light district of ships. for a second there it looked a bit like Babylon 5 from the side.

lol man thats just wrong its a good model but its realllllyyyy wrong ewwwww at least you dont have acid coming out the front as a "weapon"

This is just plain disturbing on a number of levels.....The only thing that is funny about it is the people who don't get it.

Well, I wouldn't exactly say big...

And while you're at it Brian, don't forget to tell him to relax and exhale. I'm sure it just feels like a big poop. HAHAHA

Doesn't the ribbed sensory array make it harder to insert into the black hole?

You know, I’m getting a little tired of this. The poor guy builds an innocent little spaceship and you lot thrust the whole thing into a dark, dirty hole. Lee is as straight and narrow as they come, but you guys just keep pushing and pushing and pushing! I mean, how much can the guy take? Don’t worry, Lee, you just close your eyes, bite your lip, and it will all be over soon…

Interesting! Nice design and overall idea! Great color scheme! By the way, could you please check my newest MOC? Thanks!

Oh man ! it took me a minute to get the...joke til I realise what tha shape was like and then I read the text. It's huge, I d'like to say : someone had to have the X-pods to do that.

very interesting design! very futuristic! i like the use of x-pod boxes

ooooeeeehhhhh... shinyyyyy!!!! its so futuristic.

Another amazing build! You are the king of smooth Moc's.

wow! i love all the red little things!

wow! i love all the red little things!

Lee, what can I say? I mean it never ceases to amaze me how you can make everything look like a... um... well... Hey what size batteries does this thing take?

This Is Really Cool!

I don't think I've ever laughed that hard while looking at a LEGO before, just hilarious. Its a nicely detailed...ship...if that's what you want to call it. Nice job.

This is one of the best creations that I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot... that's what I can call a high quality stuff, very unique design and amazing part usage all over the MOC, great little details too... you really impressed me by this one, keep on the fantastic work >>> peace.. Firas

I saw the thumbnail pic and thought (due to the build quality) just a coincidence. Then I noticed who the builder was, suspicion quickly increasing. Then I clicked over to read the first line of text and thought "nope, here we go..." And what a ride! Off hand, Chris, I'd say he's the master of innuendo. Hilarious, Jones!!!!

Reminds me of a space-zeppelin

Reminds me of a space-zeppelin

Reminds me of a space-zeppelin

Your description was invigorating, one could even say titillating! One thing though, perhaps it should be sent out with a transparent and form-fitting shroud to protect it; who knows that microorganisms black holes might carry!

Another Masterpiece ! The use of the pods is very creative, but it's not an gimmick to hide a weak shape because the body of the ship is wondeful as well ! Very impressive and beautiful !

Oh lol, now I see. Very funny.

Very well done, Lee! It has a sleek appearance, and yet has a good balance of greeblie-type surfaces. Excellent job. The photography is also some of the best that I have seen from you!

Very aesthetically pleasing. Nice one.

Is it also designed for exploration deep into the Anallia System or the Oralliciak Quadrant?

Excellent ship... and then I've read the text. I just knew there was more to it. :) I sure hope the ring will manage to hold the fuel from leaking in the black hole. We don't want that to happen! Well, yet. More exploration has to be made. You never know what can happen once it's inside. Our LEGO universe might come to an end.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that: You are a sick man. Has your daughter noticed? Wait, does that make me sicker? Good day

I didn't even know trans-red x-Pods existed! New order, coming through! Your ship, however... Awesome is all I can think of. What's next? a supernova explorer? Good day

Wow, that's just beautiful! If I ever need to order a black hole probe, I'll know where to go ;)

This is is just pure awesomeness! Words tend to fail me at a time like this.

wow, a fantastic ship

Oh my word!?! Where should I start? I get the DSP, but what about the BFC? There's enough thrusters there for deep probing. Tell me, do the fuel pods turn blue upon empty? Oh, and BTW, great MOC!

wow!very cool !!

this is really cool, nice job

Just a quick question on this one.. does it run on batteries?

How on earth did you make that? Its amazing!

Looks very nice! Nice switch from black. Also, it's a brilliant DlCKship!

Thats what I call a pod. So sleek and made with such perfection. Another great moc from you. I guess it would be cooler if I put my name at the end of this next to a squiggly line. ~ Commander Z

Nice ship, but... Well, I'm sure it was intended. A good lol, nevertheless.

very nice!, could you look at some of my stuff?

Nope, I know for sure Chris got it too.

Great looking ship, but am I one of the only ones who gets the joke here?

I see you used alot of the pieces we got at PAB at BW. Love the big round containers. Does this haveanything to do with your huge army stuff. I just read in between the lines and uh yeah very funny. again great build Lee.-George

Awesome! Love the use of the X-Pods!

Wow. I love this PVC-PLZ(OMFG/FU) ;D

Awesome,nothing more to say.

OH MY GAWD! I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time! Not since your little Darwin Awards post I think. Of course the ship itself is amazing! But it takes a back seat to the in jokes. Thanks for putting me in the middle, there's no place I'd rather be and we all know it! You sir, are truly a master of your craft. What that craft is has yet to be determined of course... but you're a master at it! ~ Chris.

Very nice design, I like how the black brings out the trans-red. I actually really like the frontal design. Where did you get all those awesome pieces man? -Dylan

The press release is awesome! We all knew Chris would want to be in the middle of that sandwhich.. wait isn't he married?

Geez this is cool. Great flow and design.

Nice Part usage.~Nicky