CJ: Hello men, and welcome to Browne Summer Camp! I am Counseler Jenkins.
Any questions before we get started?
Nicky: Yeah, do you have a Lacrosse court?
CJ: No, but we will be doing thing better than Lacrosse.
Nicky: What could possibly be better?
Aidan: Lego!!!!
Nicky: Shut up!
CJ: Now, I have one job for you to do before you move in. Recently, the camp has had some Renovations. And we didn’t finish your guys’ room. So we need you to paint the room and put the beds in.
Everyone: What! Come on! We’re tired!
CJ: Quiet! Now get to work!
We stepped in to the room and were blown away by how run down it was!
Aaron: My eyes!!!
Nicky: I came all the way here for this?
Phaze: AAAAAUUUGGGHHHH!! It burns!
Alex: Holy @!#!@!#!
Aidan: Mamma Mia!!!
See? Ok, it wasn't too bad!
Using Nicky’s lacrosse stick and the rather… bright paints CJ gave us, we painted the whole room.
Aidan: I feel tall!
Aaron: Aidan! Stop jumping around!
Nicky: My poor baby, my baby, my baby!
Then we carried the beds in.
Aaron: Aidan get off the bed!
Aidan: Snore… huh?
Nicky: My arms!
We were so tired, that everyone passed out on the floor. Except for the lucky ones (Aidan and Aaron) we got to sleep on the bunk.
THE NEXT DAY
CJ: Good morning Men!
Everybody: Good Morning!
CJ: Now we will do some exercise,
Phaze: Man, I hate physical activity!
Cj: Shut up! Today we are going to jog for 3 miles with all of our equipment on!
Nicky: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CJ: Yes!
Nicky: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
CJ: Shut up.
CJ: Right, let’s get going, oh yeah and watch out for the paint buckets!
Phaze: Huh?
SPLASH!!!
Phaze; AAAuughh!! Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Sean Connery! Help me Tom Cruise! Oh it burns! It burns!!!
Phaze; I…. AM… YELLOW!!!!!!
