I'm making a note here, huge success. It's hard to Oooverstate my Saatisfaaction. Sorry, I really couldn't resist quoting Portal for this one. This was going to be my entry for the 09 MOC Olympics, but I don't think it fits Whateverscape well enough. Don't get me wrong, I like it. I wouldn't be posting it if I didn't.
About this creation
I'm sure that by now you've heard of the incident in Testing Chamber 19 today, and I'd like to explain the incident to you and dispel the unpleasant rumors that have been circulating after the event. The experiment in Chamber 19 was a mere test in our teleportation technology, nothing more. I can assure you personally that all safety procedures were followed to the letter, and the surviving technician assures us the indicator lights were all green before he proceeded to allow our team to place the subject in the teleportation apparatus. I have provided for you a packet of the falsified images that some workers have claimed to have extracted from our surveillance system. Allow me to assure you immediately they have all been heavily tampered with, so as to try to discredit my division.