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The SC-AG Class Mech
MocOlympics Round 2, Group 2H. Master Shifu Leo J vs Josh Barron-Proeliator of the 74th floor. This is my entry for the 2009 MocOlympics Round 2 in the category "Mech" against Josh Barron-Proeliator of the 74th floor. Enjoy!
About this creation

Category: "Mech"
Opponent: Josh Barron-Proeliator of the 74th floor
Group: 2H



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WARNING: This MOC contains mature content and imitation Bionicle figures. May not be suitable for the faint of heart and/or hardcore Bionicles fans. XD

SMACK TALK: My opponent has said, and I quote, ".... You ready Shifu? Cause the real dragon warrior [in reference to the antagonist Tai Lung] is coming home!" All I can say is, in the benevolent word of the protagonist Po, "Skadoosh!"

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INTRODUCTION:

This is my very first attempt at building a mech. And because I do not have any mech-building experience, I sought the magnificent creations of the great mech builder Sugegasa for idea and inspiration (... we all have to start somewhere...). His design is simple but elegant. It does not require specialized parts. It certainly helps someone who does not own a whole lot of LEGOŽ pieces.

So here's my version of his mech style. Hopefully, I did not butcher his design (and advanced apologies if I did)...


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Master Shifu Leo J presents


in the category


"Mech"


The SC-AG Class Mech


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Sugegasa calls his mechs Unmanned Control Experiment Machines. I'd like to affectionally call my version the S(exy), C(ute), A(nd) G(orgeous) Class Mech or the SC-AG.



FULL BATTLE WEAPONRY




If an army man has a bazooka, the SC-AG has a "dahooka", a standard-issue hook. (Get it? SC-AG, hooka' ... alrighty. moving on.)
SC-AG: " HOOK 'EM, DANNO! "





"Hand-tossed" D(irect) A(erial) R(eciprocating) T(orpedo) or D.A.R.T. The reciprocating function activates upon target getting sticked PO/PV/PR.
SC-AG: " UP THE WAZOO! "





Borrowing from the prophetic lyrics of Sir Mix-A-Lot, "It's long, and strong, and you wouldn't wanna get the friction on" with this traditional long sword.
SC-AG: " SLICIN' AND DICIN'! "





Quad-Laser SK-N Gun (quad = 4, SK-N sounds like skin. Put them together... nevermind ...)
SC-AG: " IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZERS! "





P(hipson) U(nstable) K(ilowatic) E(lectrocuter) or P.U.K.E. Victims tased with this weapon usually shake and bake... and maybe puke.
SC-AG: " IMMA CHARGIN' MAH TAZER! "





Please give us a moment to reconfigure the SC-AG for a live-action demonstration ... bzzzt, clink, pfzzzt, clang, clang, clank, shooooozt, burrrzwshididdle, whonk ...



FLIRT MODE

While the SC-AG can be fitted with basic and special weaponry, it's just as deadly without it. The B(read) A(nd) B(utter) E(nticement) or B.A.B.E. Tactic usually gets the job done. To demonstrate, we recruited a mystified Mine Mech operated by no other than ... Oh my ... Peter Pippenton ... This could get ugly ...





SC-AG: "Yoohoo! Mr. Mine Mech!"
Mine Mech: "[startled] Who goes there?"





Mine Mech: "[softly] Oh, a bebe! [focuses his ocular] Turn -- Peter charm switch -- ON!"





Mine Mech: "Check out them mechanical curves!!!"





What? Hey! Yo!... Peter actually got off his mech!

Peter: "Ooh la la! I'm in love!"





Peter: "[dumbfounded, almost teary-eyed] Oooooh yeah, uh ha ha ..."





Disgusted, the SC-AG picks up her foot and drives it down to crush Peter!

Peter: "GAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"





While Peter runs for dear life, his friends comes to the rescue.

Zaktan: "Leave Peepin' Pete alone!"
Toa Matoro: "Pick on somebody your own... Hey, those are some perky... "
Zaktan: "Yeah!"
Toa Matoro: "So, who's Marga and who's Rita?"





Zaktan: "I want my mommy!"
Toa Matoro: "I guess a date is out of the question..."



THE END




CREDITS:

- Original mech design by Sugegasa. Check out his mech portfolio.

- I cannot thank enough Toby H for rescuing me from not posting at all!!! My camera died prior to the photo shoot. Fortunately, he has a spare camera I can use.

- Special appearance of Mine Mech provided by my kid's Power Miners collection.

- Imitation Bionicles free from McDonald's happy meal.





Comments

  November 22, 2010
Just as funny as my cat being a hairdresser. It's not so funny if you don't see my hair in the morning.
  May 20, 2010
the first part kinnda looks like that thing is in a pokemon conntest but the rest was cool!
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  May 7, 2010
HAHAHAHA, another one I missed. That think looks like a Chibli Mech!
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  November 11, 2009
"Quad-Laser SK-N Gun (quad = 4, SK-N sounds like skin. Put them together... nevermind ...)" Don't quite get that... but the PUKE thing was just funny:) LOL
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  October 18, 2009
I'M A FIREIN MAH LAZERS!!!! BLAAAAHHHHH!!! lol hilarious entry man :) Simply put, you are awsome at mechs :)
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  September 25, 2009
Awesome! Great Anime-stylin mecha!
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  September 16, 2009
This has a great build and design,i love all about it,specially the creative weapons and the original head.Check out my MOCs,if you can.
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  September 15, 2009
That is a pretty clever build, and some excellent weaponry that has the enemy falling to it's knees. Lee.
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  September 7, 2009
Thanks everybody! I really appreciate it!
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  September 6, 2009
Meeeeh.....
Master Shifu Leo J
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Dave Shaddix
  September 5, 2009
Congrats on making round 3
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  September 5, 2009
I can't seem to resist its femenine wiles either...you've got my vote! And just for the record; some of the funniest stinkin commentary in the MOC-O's yet!
  September 5, 2009
First off: I have to say this one's hilarious! But Josh 's entry has some really interesting building techniques in it, so I gave him my vote! Thanks for playing!
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  September 4, 2009
really nice and funny work! i like it!
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  September 4, 2009
He he, loving the P.U.K.E, D.A.R.T and B.A.B.E upgrades. Nice work, well presented with lots of humour. Good luck.
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  September 4, 2009
This is nice! great ideas and action scenes all around, great MOC... Keep on the good work >>> peace.. Firas
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  September 3, 2009
Haha, nice one! I particularly like the PUKE ;)
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  September 3, 2009
Excellent mech! Love all the weaponry and of course I saw boobs! But I gotta correct your Sir Mix-A-Lot reference. It should be "'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on"
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  September 3, 2009
I'm still giggling... Outstanding MOC, and a devastating blow to my friend Josh...
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  September 3, 2009
Po/PV/PR... you've been hanging out with Jones too much! This is an EXCELLENT build and the humor had me laughing from start to finish! Good luck! ~ Chris.
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  September 3, 2009
LOL! i love the poses ^_^
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  September 3, 2009
Very nice mecha.
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  September 3, 2009
>:( I'll kick your a**! Anyway, those aren't Bionicles! Ha, foo'! Anyway, you'll win this round, no-one gives extra marks for using bionicles and technic for Mecha. -Gets blown up by the Wushi finger hold-
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  September 3, 2009
This is the cutest Mech ever made !!! I like the various poses and weapons. It's more than good for a first attempt ! Made me think to a rabbit or a pokemon. Really enjoyable, good luck !
 
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