Wife: "WELL. It looks like SOMEONE took their sweet time coming home from work, doesn't it?! And where's your skull mask, it took me hours making it for you!!" Warrior: "Lady, you would not BELIEVE the day I've had, so back off."
Wife: "Oh no. You are NOT shushing me. I had to feed the scorpions, I had to set the table, I had to start the fire, and it was all for that romantic evening you promised... AND YOU HAD THE NERVE TO SKIP THE WHOLE THING?!" Warrior: "Don't you shake that spiky stick thing at me! I was doing my job, peaceful as usual, and then these two guys on a motorbike come in and try to loot the place! Derek and I TRIED scaring them off, but the man in the brown hat INSISTED on staying. HE broke my mask, HE scared off Derek, and right when I had the motorcycle guy in my sights, HE shot the dart right down my throat! The next thing I know, the storm's let up, they're gone, AND THE CRYSTAL SKULL'S MISSING. Put two and two together, lady, and tell me what happened. I'll be fired for sure!" Wife: "Oh. Well, I'm sorry I bickered at you, it's obvious you've had a rough day... Come sit down, we'll have a nice dinner, alright?" Warrior: "Sure, whatever. At least my measly paycheck comes in the morning..."
Mkay, so this was the product of noticing that the cemetery warriors in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull have no life, I mean really; that's what they do all day? Wait for people to find the skull? Do they know just how many people know about it? When this many questions arise, one's thing's for sure: Plothole!
As an added fun fact, besides the wife's hairpiece, all pieces come from the Chaucilla Cemetery Set, mostly so the scene would retain as many aspects of the actual cemetery as possible. Making walls from slopes is hard!
Wow! You made that based off of a set using the set's pieces and gave a hole in the plot a funny back story all in one moc?! AMAZING!! = D
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