Sorry, I can't provide you with amusing and amusing SW/American Pie parody to go with the MOC. That'd cost extra. But, I can provide semi-interesting violence and fire! That's right, I offered fire. You're hooked now, and you're going to comment on this MOC.
About this creation
Well, I've got the sequel to the original Dread Pirate Ribberts MOC here. It's got twice the violence, but it's not as detailed... It's still a fun little creation, and it takes place on a bridge! Who doesn't like bridges?
The Hordes of attacking Skele-bots. Note the Zombie-like tactics. Also, if you ever find your world under attack by these terrible machines, throw a shiny object in their path. It's like if you trip that guy you hate when you're being chased by Zombies.
Here we see the valiant defenders. Should the Dread Pirate's undeead mechanical forces cross the ravine, they'll soon be in the town. It's most unfortunate, as the Prince's wedding is today...
Bah, who needs feet. I've got the money to invest in the equivalent of a FLYING segway. Take that Bill Gates!
Now here's that fire I promised you. It's even got gore to sate your appetite for blood, so you can put down the gun and let the kitten go. Also, you may want to help the Mailman out of that Beartrap. I'm pretty sure someone called 911, and you DEFINATELY don't want them to find what you've got in the basement.
A closeup of the gore!
Private Jenkins arms the pipebombs he's had hidden in his closet since 'Dawn of the Dead' came out. He always knew the Zombie apocalypse would come, and now he can serve his country! The only problem is, these 'Zombies' have guns. He didn't prepare for armed Zombies...
Sergeant Humphrey demonstrates how he controls the recruits on the Cannon-fodder variant of the Skele-bot.
And now, an added bonus! It's not a sneak peek or anything fancy like that, but it's an extra that was cut from the scene: The S.O.B. Aerial Assault Variation. Unfortunately, it can no longer serve drinks.
There you have it folks, a semi-bloody multi-level Man vs. Machine bridge fight. Sounds alot more exciting like that, doesn't it? Maybe I should have put that in the beginning... Oh well. Clearly you've read the whole thing or more likely skipped to the end anyways. Either way, you looked at my page. Enough with my semi-cynicism! Thanks for visiting and maybe taking a portion of your time to check out my creation, and have a great day!