It's the day before the invasion of Hoth, and a snowtrooper can't seem to find his unit...
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Stormtrooper: "Well, my shift's almost over. Thank goodness!"
A snowtrooper walks out from a door and mumbles something.
Snowtrooper (mumbling): "Rrrrrr! Where's my unit?!"
The snowtrooper asks the stormtrooper if he has seen a squad of snowtroopers.
Snowtrooper: "Have you seen a squad snowtroopers pass by here by any chance?"
Stormtrooper: "Awesome! A snowtrooper! I've always wanted to see one of you guys!"
Snowtrooper: "Thank... you... I guess. But could you please tell me if you've seen my squad?"
Stormtrooper: "I applied to be a snowtrooper, but Veers turned me down because I wasn't qualified."
Snowtrooper: "That's good to know, but could you please tell me if you've seen my squad?!"
Stormtrooper: "So what's it like being a-
Snowtrooper: "Forget it! I'll find them myself!"
Stormtrooper: "OK. Bye bye!"
Snowtrooper: "Shut up!"
The snowtrooper turns and walks away.
Snowtrooper: "What a freaking retard! No wonder he didn't pass the snowtrooper test! He's so stupid, he makes me feel like a disgrace to be a member of the Empire!"