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That's Cheating!
When we left off, Our Hero was searching the city for the Golden Protocol Droid. Now, as we rejoin him, he has located the goody-two-shoes' getaway vehicle! His only problem is his Seg-laser isn't waterproof... What's a pirate to do?
About this creation
Because everyone knows using a hover craft to escape is cheating.

I imagine these fellows are thinking something along the lines of 'Farewell, Cruel World!', but that's just me. For all I know, they could be pondering things like the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or if they left their stove on at home. Personally, I'd be regretting not taking that extra donut. Mmmm... Sprinkles...


Now, I know there are some of you in the audience who are wondering how I can live with shameless recycling like this. I'll tell you: I have no conscience. I sold it to the Frogs in order to become a trustworthy minion. That also means I have nothing keeping me from reading MLIA during my shift. That's a loophole they don't know about yet, and I'd like to keep it that way. /draws MIB mind eraser/ You never saw that line of text.


I always imagine the skele-bots as Cylons. It's so much more fun. It also explains how EVERYONE gets away from them. Too bad they aren't chrome...


Dramatic, isn't it? He almost looks inspiring... What you don't know is that he falls out of the truck in the next few minutes because of that stupid pose. He is then mauled by Velociraptors. (For more information on raptor attacks, go here)


Over the railings and past the cliffs, to our watery deaths we go! The frog knows the way, to helpfully slay all those who stubbornly stay, and then use their bones for guns.
Not a perfect parody, but I ran out of ideas for that last part.


The overview of the hidden chamber (Sorry Harry, the Chamber of Secrets is the next stall over). Here you can see the extent of those thrice accursed Rock Monster's workings!


What can this poor unfortunate soul possibly be dreading to give him that look? And more importantly, why is he sitting in a puddle of blood?


... Oh. That...
I imagine Keith has something like this in his factory to keep his 'involunteers' in line (term borrowed from ludgonius.)


Those sick Rock Monster barbarians, what will they do to our noble comrades next? Fellow members of the Miner's Rights Guild, we must rise up against this threat to our homes, our livelihoods, and our right to plunder the earth!


Semi-relevant Commentary:
Well, this entry was severely delayed, not only by the selling of my free time for nachos (a decision I regret. They had cake there, why didn't I take that instead?) but by the fact that I am an incredibly talented procrastinator. Well, maybe not incredibly, but I'm quite a- Y'know what? I'll just tell you later.
Excuses aside, I think this is one of my better MOCs. There really isn't anything about it I'm too unhappy with, except the Rock Monster's cave area (I didn't think it felt 'natural' enough. Then again, I was kinda running low on slopes...). I'm also afraid the series may be headed toward an indefinite Hiatus in the future. The Vendetta takes up quite a few bricks, and I really don't want to take her apart. She is, after all, my new child. Speaking of which, does anyone know a religion where I can get a large chunk of plastic baptized or whatever it may be called in said religion? It was pretty difficult finding the stroller on my own, but I'm sure one of you could help me out on this one.
Thanks for looking, and leave me a comment (I also accept tips. I take paypal, most major credit cards, and cash. Especially cash.) if you have the time!



Comments

 I like it 
  October 30, 2009
Does it matter if i have one here? cuz this is the third prothetic i have after falling on it. good thing i didn't see the stumpy carnage the first time, and is that a cookie? Why does it have That's Cheating and why is it cheating and if so why did they cheat at whatever they did hey, a purple cow! Oh, thats the headlights of a car. oops. sorry, driver man!
Ribbits M
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Kir Kanos Kalinka
  October 29, 2009
Nice I saw this on flickr and that gun looks great.
 I like it 
  October 29, 2009
I already do eight of those things, so why should it be different- oops, gotta stem the bleeding. Hey, look at that car with the blue roof that looks like the head of a monkey and it has a yellow back that makes it look like its coming at me; oh, it is... "STUPID KID" oh, yeah, well dont drive that ugly car then, jerkwad...*BLEAGH-uuagg-splatter* (Enters home) BOOM-oops, SORRY NEIGHBORS, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO BE HEARD AND-hey, bob, how are you? wait, you can fly? and what's with the pink elephants? AND WHY IS THE KITCHEN STOVE HAVE A ROOSTER REACHING TO THE KNOB!?!?!-THUD
 I made it 
  October 29, 2009
@Dave:Thank you, it's like a segway on steroids. Only the coolest Space Pirates get to use them. And mall cops, but they don't count.
 I like it 
  October 29, 2009
Seg-laser? That's cool!
 I made it 
  October 29, 2009
@Delta: Not many. Or, that's what my Administrative Overlords tell me. The ones I'm allowed to give you include a tendency to play in traffic, the desire to pet velociraptors, playing with explosives, launching rockets indoors, projectilve vometing, excessive bleeding of the elbows, loss of balance, blindness, inability to control your hands and feet, uncontrollable voicing of thoughts, hallucinations, and death. If you contract any of these symptoms, let us know. We enjoy your suffering. @John: Thank. Thank you very much /elvis. I agree that the time off from school when you're sick is great. The only problem is all the work missed... @Kirk: Thanks! Yeah, this has been up on Flickr for awhile... Like I said before though, I have a gift when it comes to procrastinating. It's sort of like getting socks for Christmas though.
 I like it 
  October 29, 2009
The great thing about being home sick is that I get to see all these things before a lot of other people do! Great job Ribbits.
 I like it 
  October 29, 2009
Cool! Does the mind eraser have any side efffffeeeeehhh... *drool-thunk!*
 
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