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The H.S.C.C.B. Malcontent
About this creation
This MOC is rated PG... I'm SO sorry. I'll be back to my normal self for the next post.


I present to you, the H.S.C.C.B. Malcontent! (if you were meant to get that joke, you already did.)





This massive cruiser is the sleekest thing to roll out of Pimm industries since the BFC Deep Space probe.






Designed as a fire support ship, this baby boasts some of the most impressive weaponry this side of LIU space.






Although the engine area may not look like it provides enough thrust, with the lack of friction, itís no problem to get in and out and in and out of any crevice in any quadrant of the galaxy.






This baby is sexy from any angleÖ but I really like this one.






Measuring at over 1.5 Kilometers long (thatís just shy of 100 studs) and weighing in at a staggering 4 and a half metric Kescenovitzs, itís one of the largest ships to be producedÖ until Pimm industries reveals its massive pillar that is. (Hey, Iím the ONLY person on these pages that has actually carried Brian on my backÖ Iím allowed to make that joke)






The bridge, where the top brass can sit back, sip sherry, and laugh at the poor souls that they are sending to meet their makers.






The H.S.C.C.B. Malcontent! Buy one today and your war is as good as won! (Actual victory not guaranteed. See complete purchase agreement for terms and conditions. Some wars may not qualify for all offers. Visit your local dealer for details.)





Fourth Wall Commentary:
With Kelso working on his Eye of Chaos, and Lee gently manipulating his Pillar of Autumn, I thought Iíd start stretching my SHIP building muscles to help add to the shipyard at Brickworld next year. This ship wonít be at Brickworld, this was just something to get my creative juices flowing. I got the inspiration for this ship after seeing some concept art for a ship called the Malevolence from the clone wars series. I only took the basic idea and then made the rest my own design.

On a completly seperate note... Just in case anyone is interested, I updated my Brickcave a bit. If youíd like to see the update, being as Iím not going to waste an entire post for it, feel free to check out the new pics at the bottom of this page.

Thatís all for now folks. Till next time true believers!
~Chris.



Comments

 I like it 
  December 7, 2010
i like it, even though a little more greebles would elevate it a little more, it does nt really 'miss' them, i admit rotating guns would have added some 'spice'to it, great ship!
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  September 10, 2010
It appears as if it could be some sort of life-size rifle. Good job on the construction! 5/5! ~Stay green my freinds
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  December 7, 2009
Excellent model ! I've got to say though, looking at the side view the first thought I had was 'this looks like a submarine in a giant roller blade'. Lol that's not meant in a bad way, it is very good model !
 I like it 
  November 25, 2009
Very cool ship!
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  November 23, 2009
Very cool! Nice parts usage with those castle towery looking things. And assuming you have absolutely no idea what I just said, I will leave saying the ever so popular Flickr term: NPU.
Chris Phipson
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Brendan Dore
  November 22, 2009
This is really good. And what does SHIP stand for?
  November 22, 2009
Taco Bell... Can't live with it, can't live without it? Look, an enchilada!
 I made it 
  November 22, 2009
Quoting Doctor Maxim What would you call a Seriously Huge Investment in Technic Stuff?
That would be the after effect of a trip to Taco Bell.
 I like it 
  November 22, 2009
What would you call a Seriously Huge Investment in Technic Stuff? :) Just kidding. I'm not sure if I've commented on this before or not, but nice job. It's not my favorite of yours, but it looks awesome anyway. ;)
 I made it 
  November 22, 2009
Quoting Brendan Dore This is really good. And what does SHIP stand for?
Seriously Huge Investment in Parts.
 I like it 
  November 18, 2009
Yes.I LOVE THE "Visit your local dealer for details' part!!!!! Of course, your MOC is very good too. I'll look like a noob if I say'come check out my creations',so i wont do that(actually, I am a noob:I only have one MOC)
 I like it 
  November 18, 2009
Oh yes I forgot to mention.Wouldn't the vessel need a rotating gun? From all I see, The guns are all pointed front.That baby will just crumble into pieces if other ships come from the back.(When they hit the engine, KA-BOOM)
 I like it 
  November 18, 2009
And now that I've gotten THAT out of the way...While others have suggested some additional greeb work (and I don't entirely disagree), I have to say I can easily see a military vessel having this "plated" look to it, where very few hoses, pipes, windows, etc. are exposed. So with that in mind, I think I like this look (it's something I'm considering with my own Eye of Chaos build right now). As for the general form or disign...absolutely LOVE it. All in all, nice flexing there, Chris!
  November 18, 2009
Thank God you've switched over to focusing on CREATIVE juices for a while!
 I like it 
  November 17, 2009
'Lack of friction - in and out of any crevice', etc. You just can't help yourself can you? Still, thinly veiled innuendo aside, it's a nice build and you're right - that shot is sexy. Good stuff.
Chris Phipson
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Dave Sterling
  November 16, 2009
I finally had some time to sit down and really look at this one and overall I really like it. There is something about the shape that just looks cool. The upper portion reminds me of a German U-Boat and this gives it a nice sleek look. You and I have talked about this already, but I'll say it here too. I'd love to see some more greebling on the sides to add depth/dimension. Aside from that, it's really nice work. Great job Chris!
 I like it 
  November 16, 2009
Chris you get weirder everyday.
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  November 16, 2009
So there's some kinda "mine's bigger than yours" thing going on for Brickworld next year huh?...:D
Chris Phipson
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Mario Kart Master
  November 15, 2009
I just fell in love with it. YOU are in my newest MOC! It's called The Squad of Seven Men.
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  November 15, 2009
Quoted from my chat with Chris: It isn't crap; it is a solid design, and a study in ship building. Some simplistic building techniques, but a solid build none the less. Lee.
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  November 15, 2009
great job on the over all design but i have a question is this MOC considered appropriate ? http://mocpages.com/moc.php/165458
Chris Phipson
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Mario Kart Master
  November 14, 2009
Hey Chris? Did you see the comment I made that replies to your coment in my Starfox story? It not read it. PLEASE!
 I like it 
  November 14, 2009
Great work Phippy. This ship actually reminds me of the one in Star Wars, which you see in the end of the fifth movie. Great work overall and keep it up.
 I like it 
  November 14, 2009
Very grey...and PG rated? LIAR! :P
  November 14, 2009
Not one of my favorites of yours. This looks like a small, if somewhat disconnected, part of a larger microscale cruiser. I don't really know what it is about this one, but it just seems to be missing something that your creations normally have... Sorry to say it, but this one just doesn't do it for me.
Chris Phipson
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Dave Shaddix
  November 13, 2009
Dylan took the words right out of my mouth. Are you building one-handed, with the lights off again Chris?
Chris Phipson
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Dave Shaddix
  November 13, 2009
Fine... I am going to risk my life and say something nice. ...Good Job. WOW! GOOD JOB!!! I did it! I said somajsdk nicea ... stroking out. call 099111 hekop helkp
Chris Phipson
Dave Shaddix
  November 13, 2009
***NO ACTUAL DAVE SHADDIXs WERE HURT MAKING THAT LAST POST***
Chris Phipson
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Dave Shaddix
  November 13, 2009
And again, I would like to thank Chris Phipson for being such a kind, humble, generous man who's boundless dedication to the furtherment of the quality of MOCpages is an inspiration to us all.
  November 13, 2009
Poor Mr. Shaddix. But I'm pretty sure he used a stunt double. If an overly critical comment is posted from his account, then that means that he survived this ordeal. (if not, can I have his legos?)
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
@Chris: Haha! "Rip my friend?" ... Sounds disturbing. Nice job. I can't say what I especially like about it (I don't see any of your mega-awesome techniques), but great job. It looks cool!
 I made it 
  November 13, 2009
Quoting Dave Shaddix Fine... I am going to risk my life and say something nice. ...Good Job. WOW! GOOD JOB!!! I did it! I said somajsdk nicea ... stroking out. call 099111 hekop helkp
For those that new him, Dave was a man of few (nice) words. We all joked that saying something nice might actually kill him, and to our detriment, and that of all mocpages, it did. (Dave: I'm not dead yet... call 911!) It's too bad that nothing could be done. He simply fell dead on the floor and no one could help him (Dave: "HELP... ME!") Never again will we be graced with his constructive criticism and advice on how to be as good as he obviously is. We are not worthy to have his comments grace our posts and he will be (Dave: "Please GOD call an ambulance!") *Kicks the body* sorely missed. Rip my friend. ~ Chris.
  November 13, 2009
@Dave Shaddix I find that very hard to believe...
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
Probably that's just his new brick-sorting system :P
 I made it 
  November 13, 2009
Quoting Dylan B but I'd recommend centering everything a little bit so it isn't so garbled. Great effort! -Dylan
Are... we... looking at the same moc here? Never mind.
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
Looks like I missed this too, I've been very behind. Pretty good job, but I'd recommend centering everything a little bit so it isn't so garbled. Great effort! -Dylan
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  November 13, 2009
It almost looks like one of those Space Marine rifles in that one game.... It does look fantastic though!! It came out a bit thinner than I thought you were first shooting for, but that's probably due more to my lack of understanding basic English. Something Dennis has sworn to defend us all against.
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  November 13, 2009
The problem with the engine is not about providing enough thrust or getting in and out bazillion times... I mean, "where's the beef?!?!?!" Your rated-PG'ness is throwing me off. Somebody pleaze toss a blue pill to Phipson! XD
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
Simple shapes, but cool!
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  November 13, 2009
I like this microscale ship kick you've been on lately. Although I'm not sure about this PG write-up, it screams imposter. Where is the real Phipson? But seriously, awesome ship.
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
Very sci-fi, this looks great, like something you would see on Bab 5. Great vision...
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
Interesting shape!
 I like it 
  November 13, 2009
Right, as soon as I get some cash flowing in, I'm stopping at Bricklink and getting some grey. I am WAY behind. Nice bridge. Good day
Chris Phipson
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Thomas N
  November 12, 2009
Awesome ship Chris, it has a unique shape that looks great. You know it has to be good when Heather says she is impressed by its size and abilities ;) ~T
Chris Phipson
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Heather LEGOgirl
  November 12, 2009
Only one to carry Brian and live to tell the tale that is. RIP George. ;) Anyhoo... This ship is stunning. I'm impressed at both it's size and abilities. ~Heather
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Look at all the gray pieces.
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Nice work. Like the guns, and the overall shape of it. A good warmup for what you're planning, although I think you'd do well to reconsider bringing this one to BW. You might come up with some additions and changes that would make it worthy (I already think it is, but this is coming from the guy who made the Space Bus, too).
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
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  November 12, 2009
lovely. with all these wisecracks, I'm surprised you haven't tried your hand at a longship--oohh, that sounded bad.
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Oh yes, there they are.
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Ah, I see you used me as a standard of measurement for the length as well. 1.5 of emíÖabout 100 studs long? Yeah, that sounds about right. Kilometers? Heh! Is that what the kids are calling them these days?
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Well, I just skimmed it. I'll turn on the "gutter mind" and have another look.
 I made it 
  November 12, 2009
Quoting Garth Danielson After makin' that last ship I'm thinking of how to make a ship in modules. Like many official sets are made. Build the parts and use technic pins to attach them to each other.
That's the technique I used for the Virgo ship (the white ont) that I took to brickworld. It was built in four different sections and connected with tech pins. Fun way to work.
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Interesting shape, I agree. I'm wondering about the lowest layer where those huge sloped bricks are, seems like it should be fuller. Maybe it's just me but I like a nice full bottom of a ship. I do like that low shot of the back of ship. The shape makes me think cool ray gun. Zappppp! Eight beams for your protection, ma'm. After makin' that last ship I'm thinking of how to make a ship in modules. Like many official sets are made. Build the parts and use technic pins to attach them to each other. Be curious to see what you try next. Put more guns and antennas on there too. see ya. garth
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
I'm a bit of an ignaramous regarding clone wars, but (depending on how loosely or not this is based on the concept art you mentioned) it looks like it could be a forerunner to the Nebulon-B Frigate which featured in the original trilogy, a bit? Great ship!
 I made it 
  November 12, 2009
Quoting John Moffatt Shame on you. Completely G-rated - I'm speechless.
Oh no... the jokes are there... you just have to find them.
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  November 12, 2009
Shame on you. Completely G-rated - I'm speechless.
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  November 12, 2009
Hmmm, reminds me of a whale with one?two? crippled siamese twins (uuhhhh disgusting). As a ship, i really dig the twin hull look of that beast and its nice guns. A killer(-whale). Great work!
  November 12, 2009
Never mind about joining a group,I deleted it,it didn't matter.....
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
I'm in the middle of a rather complex build, so I'm a bit confused and don't see the joke in this one ? except the rather ph-allic shape obviously ;-) So on the serious side, this is an excellent build ! I love the bridge and the side turrets the most. On the third pic, it looks like it would be cool with big wheels attached to the lower part of the hull. For some reasons, I think there's a kind of ShannO influence on some section but maybe it's just me lol Sexy work Chris !
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  November 12, 2009
"Actual victory not guaranteed" lol! I must say I really like this ship: it's bulky where it needs to be bulky and slender where it needs to be slender. The engines don't look at all like they are too small. Oh, and I like the idea of the instant-reverse thrust (I hope you get what I mean).
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  November 12, 2009
Very nice job on this Chris. The design is excellent.
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  November 12, 2009
It certainly is big.
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  November 12, 2009
PG? Didn't quite see why. Anyways, Looking good. Good thing that your creative juices are flowing-that gives me more MOCs to drool over.
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  November 12, 2009
WOW!Most impressive,can you join the group I invited you to?
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  November 12, 2009
Just stretching your SHIP mussels eh? Well, you did well. That back view is tight (just the way I like it).
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  November 12, 2009
Great job, the dark grey and red mix well. Very cool!
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  November 12, 2009
Chris! This is awesome! Great to see more of your "unusual", creative style! The ship, flying thingy (Maybe a plane, though I go with ship) or something! It's really great! Awesome job again and keep up the stunning work!
 I like it 
  November 12, 2009
Beutiful build, rated PG? You're loosing your touch...
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  November 12, 2009
Wow. That's fantastic. Really amazing design.
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  November 12, 2009
awesome the best fantastic smazing well i think you gat the piont
 
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