How do you make your very own kickaxe Clone Commander? Get in here and find out!
About this creation
My new Mech is up, so you can skip this if you want ;D
First gather the the materials: a disassembled Clone, a Plate, and a marker of whatever color you ike (though I hear red is HOT this season).

Second: use the marker to spoil your Clone fig's uniform and helmet at the right degree. You can add some asymmetry in the theme to show his rank or whatever.

Third: Reassemble the Clone ad equip him with weapons and stuff (in his righ hand you can see a standard issue blaster, in his left hand the "stuff". Seriously, it CAN'T be what I think it is...)

Now you can spam around your favourite builders' pages to gather "smiles".
Special offers like "if you comment on one of mine I'll comment on 2 of yours" will work well on feeble minds.
Also, remember to flood groups with Clones by the dozen in order to flush out the main page any MOC worth seeing...
"Face the Rightful Punishment!"
"AAAAARRRGH!!!"

"TENCHU!!!"
"Yelp!"

And let me tell you something: it was long overdue.
Well, I sure hope you'll all get a laugh from this, but I know it ain't going to happen, comments are still welcome :D
Note #1: Yes, I ruined one of my Clone figs. I never used them anyway. I got them before the Olympics started, and never got any SW theme.
Note #2: I tried to misspell the text, but since English is not my language it really sounded fake, so I gave up. Phipps is far better at this than me.
Note #3: Yes, that's supposed to be a Kelso Proctologist figgy. Best head I could find.
Note #4: "tenchu"->"Divine Punishment"
Note #5: I swear I CAN do better than this, either in System, in Bionicle or in mixed style.
Note #6: This is my 1st MOC ever to be featured both in the Popular this week and Most Discussed. This says something...
Happy Birthday Chris!
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March 12, 2012 |
Buddy calm down! This is a joke! Its not meant to offend anyone! Sheesh! |
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Ummmm, your not my boss I can customize my clones if I want to they're not yours. Why does every body hate us!!!!!????? |
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December 3, 2011 |
Nice! I envy your sharpy skills, your clones are masterpieces! I'm glad the punisher was Kelso though, I feared it was Lee Jones for a minute. *Shudders* |
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September 16, 2010 |
I see now that you make fun of everyone, regardless of color, age, gender, religious beliefs, etc. Bahahaha! You forgot to make the pictures blurry, though. |
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August 10, 2010 |
Quoting Calvin B.
Yuri, I respect you, but this is the kind if thing I hate about some people. You are who You are, I'm Okay with that. But I am who I am. This is degrading to people like me. I use paint, with sharpie to make small details. Very Immature.
Many Commanders can testify that I'm rather Clone-friendly. Lighten up and have a laugh. |
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Yuri, I respect you, but this is the kind if thing I hate about some people. You are who You are, I'm Okay with that. But I am who I am. This is degrading to people like me. I use paint, with sharpie to make small details. Very Immature. |
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| Arc Commander Spike July 21, 2010 |
Obviously i need not comment any further... |
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June 30, 2010 |
Quoting Arc Commander Spike
Some of the comments below I find unacceptable towards people's cherished Mocs. A lot of you need to stop bashing what other people make. It's Moc pages for a reason. If people like to build star wars Mocs, LET THEM BUILD STAR WARS MOCS! So many arguments over the same small issues. Its just like halo too. If you don't like custom clones, dont view them. Some people need to mature a little bit. -TA
You obviously don't know me at all. Many clone commanders could tell you that I'm rather clone-friendly. Grow a sense of humour. |
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Arc Commander Spike June 29, 2010 |
Some of the comments below I find unacceptable towards people's cherished Mocs. A lot of you need to stop bashing what other people make. It's Moc pages for a reason. If people like to build star wars Mocs, LET THEM BUILD STAR WARS MOCS! So many arguments over the same small issues. Its just like halo too. If you don't like custom clones, dont view them. Some people need to mature a little bit. -TA |
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This is a disgrace to customizers everywhere. They are using LEGO and making it their own. |
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April 27, 2010 |
Unfortunately, I see what you mean. :D |
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February 8, 2010 |
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!! ... huh? ... no? I thought ... nevermind... |
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well yeah it's mmmm simple |
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December 27, 2009 |
Thank god you didn't mess up an episode 3 clone! Seriously, funny stuff :D. ~M |
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December 7, 2009 |
cool, i might use that. |
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December 6, 2009 |
DAT KLONE DA SHIZZLE! |
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December 4, 2009 |
I know you don't love to have a lot of reviews on this kind of MOCs instead of your "real" one, but hte 2 last pics are HILARIOUS ! I'm hardly trying to not laugh out loud right now !
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December 2, 2009 |
OMG!!11!!1 Plz check out mi mocs!!11!one1!!eleven11! |
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December 1, 2009 |
Wow, I'm glad this is you, Yuri! I thought for a minute "Oh, gosh. Another kid signed up another account and spammed his own creation to the front page again." If only some of those kids would take this to heart, an army of these invade the 'pages every day! |
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Funny but if a clone is nicely done with paint it can be somewhat difficult so its not just so easy if its done right... |
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December 1, 2009 |
good description of most of the clonetards...btw Yuri how did you made those pics to move on your homepage? |
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November 30, 2009 |
-Insert random, non-sense spam here with obnoxious characters and horrible spelling with absolutely no punctuation- Yeah, I won't go into details. I thought this was another one of those kids that signed up with another account and spammed his own creation to get it to "Mossed Discussed." I'm releaved that it's you, Yuri! Refreshing satire! |
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oh dear, it's worse than I thought, this thing got on the "across mocpages" list. kind of ironic, don't you think? |
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November 29, 2009 |
Thanks gosh this is a joke! I thought a custom clone finally got on across mocpages, than I realized it was this, and released a great sigh of relief. This is going to far, this clone craze is. Kids need to stop thinking custom clones are cool, and build a MOC for once, after all, it is MOCpages (emphasizing MOC)! |
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November 29, 2009 |
the thing on the other hand is that thing that goes on the commander's head, the little thing sticking out fits in his helmet
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Scribbling on Lego is just not right in my opinion. |
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Why, why, why didn't George Lucas design Clones to have black uniforms instead of white ones? If he had none of these &%$@* things would ever have gotten made and MOCpages would be a Clone-free utopia. Very funny MOC, the anti-Clone sentiment is becoming a revolution! |
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November 28, 2009 |
The bannana was so pointy that it got right through the clones back downer part armor, lol |
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November 28, 2009 |
Hilarious, I hope some kids are starting to get the message. |
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November 28, 2009 |
A fine addition to the Instructions group, Yuri! Now the group will rake in all the Star Wars kiddies.... WA HA HA HA HA!! |
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Sergej Sever November 26, 2009 |
hahahaha...LOL
I'll upload a bio-sistem Santa for your Santa's little helpers contest this Saturday or Sunday. |
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November 26, 2009 |
LOL! Very funny! I hope some kids are getting the message with mocs like this. |
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November 26, 2009 |
HAHA, so funny, I nearly wet my pants. Almost every log of wood could make a clone commander. It is in a clones´ nature. They are just copies, copies from one person and each time you copy a copy, the copy gets worse and worse and worse...! |
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haha, its about time someone bashed clone commanders. they take about as much skill to make as it does to sing with auto-tune (if you dont know what that is, just listen to t-pain the rapper or youtube it) i hope you understand when i dont actually rate this. |
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November 25, 2009 |
HAHAHA, great job! This is way better than my veiled reference to sharpie clones in "Love Story". Oh boy, this was indeed funny, funny stuff! |
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November 25, 2009 |
Haha this nice good job xD |
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November 25, 2009 |
Just to ease your mind, Kelso has been known to use that head for his fleshie sig figs. And nice work! this may define the new clonetard! |
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November 24, 2009 |
It's actually the truth... But what is Kelso doing on that last picture ¨*LOL* ? |
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November 23, 2009 |
Best one in this 'genre' I have seen to date - thanks for the smile. Lee. |
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November 23, 2009 |
Interesting... |
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November 23, 2009 |
'Spoil your clone's uniform' - Lovely. I'm off to buy a pink marker... |
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Nathan Jacobson November 22, 2009 |
Wow, that's awesome. Something I don't get about these clone people is how they are all these different legions and almost all of them are red. Anyways I lold at this good work. |
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November 22, 2009 |
Awsome!but try adding armor than it will be cooler!
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November 22, 2009 |
Quoting Blake Buehl
What is your first language? Italian? French?
Italian.
Quoting Chris Phipson
Now THAT'S what I call Laugh Out Loud FUNNY! What a great birthday surprise (Yuri knew it was yesterday but I wasn't around)! Like Kelso said... pure GOLD! ~ Chris.
I'm glad you had a laugh. I hope you had a happy birthday :)
Quoting oucho t cactus
god i just got that banana thing, my god thats both wrong and hilarious, i literally lol'd
WELCOME BACK!!!
Quoting Steef de Prouw
Hahahaha! TOP ACE I LOVE THIS. Ps: could you look at some of my mocs pleaz?
Darn you! For I moment I thought you had really posted something new! |
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November 22, 2009 |
CHEK OWT MAH STUFZ PLEEZ!!! Ha ha, funny. The Clone doesn't look too bad, I think it looks kind of good. You should have given him a dum face, and some bad photography though. What is your first language? Italian? French?
EDIT: Sorry this comment didn't post, It wouldn't allow me to say dum. And yes, I know it has a 'b' on the end. That's what I had to change. |
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November 22, 2009 |
Now THAT'S what I call Laugh Out Loud FUNNY! What a great birthday surprise (Yuri knew it was yesterday but I wasn't around)! Like Kelso said... pure GOLD! ~ Chris. |
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Mh, In Star Wars 4-6 they were always all white. But ok, the whole Clone wars thing doesn't make sense except money making. And finally, i know how to make my own clone sig-fig, thank you Yuri. |
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November 22, 2009 |
Haha lol. Very funny. XD |
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November 22, 2009 |
Thanks for the giggle. Most everyone said what I was thinking. Hopefully the fad will pass. Maybe some of those kids will tire of the brick and we can have their pieces. Future looks bright. see ya. garth |
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November 22, 2009 |
lol lol lol, Nicely done ! haha, great moc, so true |
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November 22, 2009 |
So THATS how you do it :o lol |
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November 22, 2009 |
god i just got that banana thing, my god thats both wrong and hilarious, i literally lol'd |
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November 22, 2009 |
Hahahaha! TOP ACE I LOVE THIS. Ps: could you look at some of my mocs pleaz? |
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kameron schollmeyer November 21, 2009 |
ha!! ha!!!!! very funny i think?
nice clone |
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Blade Bat November 21, 2009 |
WOW SOOOOO BEEEST IT TOTLY AWSUM IT R0X IT BEEST BEEST AWSOOM SWEET BUT U CAN B EVEN KEWLr IF U USEE ALLLL CAPS THEN U REALY AWSUM CUZ U ROC ME WISH I DAT GOOD AN THNX FOR DU AWSOM TUTERIAL U ROCK |
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| Blade Bat November 21, 2009 |
Nice try but I did beat you to the idea http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/147480 well actully Phipsons halo page was the first but it's still funny. After all I think we are all realy tired of all these clones so why can't they just make there last stand oh wait they did http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/153541
but any way if it stops clone kiddies then its fine with me. |
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November 21, 2009 |
Supr awesome clone, Commander Fassio.
I give you a smile comment, but than u give me 3 smilies on my newest moc. Good deal.
-Commander Dylan1256743324689564553533157899 |
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November 21, 2009 |
This is funny, maybe one day "they" will learn. |
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November 21, 2009 |
Yes, it's true and I even saw that, but reading the title and seeing the 1st pic befooled me into thinking it was just another Clone on a Plate, so I skipped on!
Quoting oucho t cactus
I like your awesome banana whip
Not a whip.
Quoting Awesomeness 124
Hahahaha, and did Kelso just... never mind.
Yes, that's exactly what I was telling Cactus just now...
Quoting Cody G
Do you know what else will be funny? the fact that this is going to be more popular than your "I H@te Summer" moc, and it's going to drive you crazy. good luck with that. ;)
AAARGH! I didn't think of that! (although if you see the most popular among my latest MOCs is the Neonian Invasion Force, made with 10 pieces).
Quoting Scott Aldridge
Tenchu? Isn't that a ninja game? :S
Yes. And it roughly translates as "divine punishment", or something close.
Quoting Jack Fonchezzz
Yuri. I love you... in a builderish kinda way...
Thanks for specifying, I appreciate it.
Quoting "Kurai Kage" Matthew Nguyen
This is something like Roboman's How to MOC, exept funnier rarther than useful. Hilarious! But for some Clone Commander, I'd say for them to see Roboman's How to.
This is not really an "how to", unless you are referring to the last 2 pics.
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November 21, 2009 |
You know, now that I think about it, that's almost all people make now. Nice MOC though, it gave me a good laugh. |
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November 21, 2009 |
This is something like Roboman's How to MOC, exept funnier rarther than useful. Hilarious! But for some Clone Commander, I'd say for them to see Roboman's How to. |
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November 21, 2009 |
Wow XD |
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November 21, 2009 |
Ya! Tell it like it is! Clones and all their under-aged builders can go grab a banana and... Oh wait, comment censoring. Right. >:/ |
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November 21, 2009 |
yep, that's what I call funny |
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November 21, 2009 |
Pure gold, Fassio...pure gold! |
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November 21, 2009 |
Yuri. I love you... in a builderish kinda way... |
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November 21, 2009 |
YUO R SO MEEN! i ONLY GIV U 4/5 STARS CUZ UR MEEN. COOD U LUK AT MI STFF? WE COOD B ALIES:)~h |
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November 21, 2009 |
Nice clone fig! I like the torso design. You should mod more often! ~Nate |
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November 21, 2009 |
Another day, another comment moderated. *Sign, should come through in a little while. Nice paint job by the way! -Dylan |
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November 21, 2009 |
0 MI G4WSH!!!!! WH3R D1D TH4T B4N4N4 G0!!!!111!!!11! ~T |
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November 21, 2009 |
Hahahaha, and did Kelso just... never mind. |
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November 21, 2009 |
...that wasn't funny... ahh, who am I kidding, it made me chuckle. oucho is right, it's kind of ironic that you actually did a good marker job. do you know what else will be funny? the fact that this is going to be more popular than your "I H@te Summer" moc, and it's going to drive you crazy. good luck with that. ;) |
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November 21, 2009 |
the irony is that this is among the best clones on the pages^^ and i like your awesome banana whip |
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November 21, 2009 |
OMG!!! YOU ARE SUCH A FAKE, YURI, THE PICS AREN'T BLURRY ENOUGH!!!!11!!1! Love the title of this creation, er, uncreativeation. |
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November 21, 2009 |
D00d! chack aut mi costam klunz an ai cumment on tu of ur crationz lolollok? |
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November 21, 2009 |
lol, now this is right up with Phippy's Mi awsom3 hal0 pag3! Kelso seems to be showing the right punnishment! That banana looks pointy... ouch... |
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November 21, 2009 |
XD I've seen alot of AFOLs doing this and it just keeps getting more and more hilarious! You should take this to the next level and do halo. ( I am so sick of hearing that name) :) |
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November 21, 2009 |
awsume naw i can make ma own suppa clone!thnak yuri yo tha beast! |
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November 21, 2009 |
I like your approach, but I, personally, keep my figure assembled whilst applying the sharpy. 5/5 |
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November 21, 2009 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funny....Very funny.....I like your strange form of humour. |
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November 21, 2009 |
OMGZ IT'S AwEsOmEz! lol, Nice one Yuri, but Tenchu? Isn't that a ninja game? :S |
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