On a normal day in a not-so-normal world, Jamaal and his robot cat Stretch, were just relaxing enjoying their free time until:
BRRRIINNNGGG!!!! the phone wrang.
Jamaal: this is Jamaal, what's up?
Haroon: Jamaal this is Haroon, I have a special assignment for you, please meet me at the village.
Jamaal: I'm on my way.
Jamaal: Sorry stretch, you need to rest your leg, I will be back soon.
Jamaal got into his Super-Duper-Ownage car.
Jamaal: Please, its just a 3-wheeled car, its not THAT cool. Shhh! it adds to the effect
And was on his way to meet Haroon at the village to receive his assignment.
Jamaal arrived at the village and went to meet Haroon.
Haroon: Ahh Jamaal! it has been a while, where is Stretch?
Jamaal: Oh, he's at home resting, his hind leg is injured.
Harron: He is a robot, how can his leg be injured?
Jamaal: Long story.
Jamaal and Haroon caught up on old times and BLAH BLAH BLAH-ED, when finally, Haroon got to telling Jamaal about his assignment.
Haroon: It turns out Boss and his henchmen have stolen the Legendary Blu-light armour and they have it in the "Henchmen Cove".
Jamaal: hmm, so you want me to go in and get the armour back? SOUNDS EASY!
Haroon: As a matter of fact, it wont be, since Stretch is "injured", i will assign you a new assistant...
BONE: Hi Haroon! Hi cool guy with cool hat and a cool matching outfit!
Jamaal: Umm, im guessing this is my new assistant?
Jamaal: So my assistant is a skeleton man...
BONE: Not just any skeleton man! I am Bio-Opticly-Neuropathicly-Epic A.K.A B.O.N.E!!
Jamaal: it probably took you weeks to come up with such a wierd name...
BONE: Actually, it only took 2 days, 7 hours, 320 minutes and 4025 seconds!
Jamaal: Haroon im going on a serious mission and you give me this bone-head who coloured his hands and face white to look like a skeleton!
Haroon: Yes, his nature is quite wierd at times, but in general, he is a smart and reliable guy.
Jamaal: Alright then, lets do this.
BONE: Okay master jedi sir!!
Jamaal: Please, i am not a jedi, and i am not your master, just call me sir.
BONE: Yes Sir!
Jamaal: Good, now were getting somewhere.
So Jamaal and his new assistant BONE headed to the Henchmen cove to retrieve the Legendary Blue-light armour in his super-duper-ownage car.
**ON THE WAY**
BONE: Are we there yet sir?
Jamaal: We've only been driving for 10 seconds, how could we be there yet?!
BONE: How about now?
Jamaal: NO!!! now shut up or I will stop the car and leave you stranded here.
BONE: okay, sorry sir.
Jamaal and BONE arrived at the Henchmen Cove to find two guards standing in the doorway.
BONE: wow, it looks like a bunch of 2-year olds built this place, it is so basic.
Jamaal: Haha i agree. Okay BONE, we are going to have to be --
BONE: Job done, lets go Sir!
Jamaal: WOW, that was impressive!
BONE: Thank you sir!
Jamaal: Lets change into their armour so we don't look suspicious.
BONE: Good idea Sir!
And off they went into the Henchmen Cove.
After a while, Jamaal and BONE found a door.
BONE: Lets open it!
Jamaal: SHH! wait! I hear voices, they seems to be coming from the other side.
BONE: Look Sir! there's a small crack, im going to look through!
Jamaal: What do you see?
BONE: All i can see is a guy with golden teeth and there is a blu-ish looking armour on a table in front of him.
Jamaal: That must be the Blu-light armour! we must get it.
BONE: Wait Sir, they are saying something.
BOSS: HAHAHA!!! we now own the Blu-light armour, for your good work, i shall double your salaries starting today.
Jamaal: Heres the plan, we are going to enter and pretend we are injured, and then say a few bandits came and beat us up, and are trying to enter the building.
BONE: what is that going to do?
Jamaal: this will cause the BOSS to send some of his henchmen to go and find the "bandits" which will make his group smaller in number.
BONE: Oh I get it, I'm ready Sir!
Jamaal and BONE opened the door and pretended to look injured and hurt.
BOSS: What are you FOOLS doing here, you should be gaurding the entrance!!
Jamaal: *PANT* We tried BOSS, but a couple of bandits came and attacked us!
BONE: Yes and they are strong! and they beat us up like dolls and - and -
BONE fell on the floor pretending to faint
BOSS: You dispicable little girls... fine, Hook and Cap, come with me, we have some bandits to kill.
Hook & Cap: Okay BOSS.
BOSS: Golden Cavity, you stay here and watch the armour!
Golden Cavity: You got it BOSS.
Jamaal's plan had worked! The BOSS and his henchmen went to go find the so called bandits, and now there was only one henchman left.
*Golden Cavity kicks BONE* Get up you little wimp, you cant even gaurd an entrance properly! BONE stood up and looked at Jamaal, and he winked.
Golden Cavity: Wait a minute! why is your face white?
Jamaal: Because we are not the real gaurds! Jamaal and Bone threw off their helmets and their armour to reveal themselves.
Golden Cavity was so shocked that he was frozen. So Jamaal and BONE took him and tied him up on the table, and successfully took the Blu-light armour!!
And while the BOSS and his henchmen kept searching for the non-existing bandits, Jamaal and BONE brought the Blu-light armour back to the village to show Haroon, and in the end, Jamaal and BONE became good friends.