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History 101 with Mister Bones - Episode 1: Pre-Historic Earth
History 101 with Mister Bones is traveling back to the time of the dinosaurs! ****WARNING! Mild adult language and scientific point of view ahead!****
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“Welcome to the Mesozoic Era folks! Today we are going to see some of the various dinosaurs that inhabited the Earth millions of years ago! Even though these creatures actually lived during different times, we have brought them all together here for your educational enjoyment! Let’s get started with the Tapejara. This creature, which you see soaring above me is a type of animal called a Pterosaur. These magnificent creatures ruled the skies during the Early Cretaceous, about 127 million years ago.”

“Next we see a juvenile Brachiosaurs lumbering down the waterway, eating the green leafy plants that are too high for other animals to reach. These creatures grew to be 72 feet high (22 meters) and weighed in at 80 tons! They roamed the landscape during the Late Jurassic, 155 million years ago.”

“Look here! A juvenile Triceratops! These fearsome looking herbivores could grow to be 30 feet long (8-9 meters) and weigh 12 tons, almost the size of a bus! They lived during the Late Cretaceous, 65 million years ago.”

“Now here is a great find! A group of Tyrannosaurs Rex babies! These little guys will grow to be one of the most famous, and feared dinosaurs of all time. Hmmm, I wonder where the mother is. T-Rex babies were watched over and cared for by their mothers after birth. They also lived during the Late Cretaceous. Oh, well, let’s move on.”

“Here we find another well known dinosaur that lived during the Late Jurassic, Stegosaurs! Scientists now believe that the large plates on the creatures back were for display and not defense. The stegosaurs could flush these plates with blood to look more menacing when being attacked by a hungry Allosaurus, or enhance their rather studly appearance for the ladies. Wish I could do that! Wait, what’s that?”

“A raptor! Uh-oh folks, this could get ugly, good thing I brought along a gun. These fast little carnivores would make short work of me and the cameraman. I am not sure what species that is, maybe it is an Uglysaurus!”

“Look at that, he’s running away. I wonder why. Oh well, time to wrap up I think.”

“We didn’t get to see that mommy T-Rex, which is a shame, but we did get to…hey, stop shaking the camera! The shots will be all blurry!”

“What are you doing? Hold the damn camera still!”

“HOLY SON OF A BIT%&!!!”

“RUN YOU STUPID BA$TARD, RUN!!!”

Seems Mister Bones and his cameraman made it back to the time machine just in time, although, Mister Bones seems to have lost some possessions, including his hand.








Dem Notes: Dem Bones offers up this little nugget with no intent to offend anyone who does not believe in evolution, this is simply another point of view.




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  March 6, 2012
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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  November 14, 2011
Quoting Devon Flores this is comedy i couldent stop laughing i was starting to choke
Thanks!
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  November 13, 2011
this is comedy i couldent stop laughing i was starting to choke
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  September 6, 2011
Haha quit shaking the camera! This was hilarious!
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  April 9, 2011
Quoting cyberfrank 2010 very nice! strangely enough, i like the first episode best! the indiana jones costume, was fitting for the action part, wow! you have a lot of vintage dinos! great stuff! very cool build-scenes, the last punch was real funny! good show bones!
The first is still my favorite as well, thanks. One day I will get around to doing Episode 4
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  April 5, 2011
very nice! strangely enough, i like the first episode best! the indiana jones costume, was fitting for the action part, wow! you have a lot of vintage dinos! great stuff! very cool build-scenes, the last punch was real funny! good show bones!
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  March 2, 2011
wow i like it its really funny
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  January 6, 2011
Quoting Nick Barrett Class is dismissed. Nice work. Good luck with the hand..
HAHAHA, thanks, but class is not dismissed! There are two other lesson, nay, three other lessons!
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  January 6, 2011
Class is dismissed. Nice work. Good luck with the hand..
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  December 9, 2010
oh? you get ur hands from graveyards? hmmm...can u plz check out my http://mocpages.com/moc.php/237364 ?
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  October 9, 2010
Nice. I like the prehistoric scenes
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  September 24, 2010
Quoting Dalton Brooks this is awesome no wonder its your most popular creation speaking of popular creations could you check out my dodge charger its my most popular btw 500000/5
I shall, thanks for the the nice comment!
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  September 24, 2010
this is awesome no wonder its your most popular creation speaking of popular creations could you check out my dodge charger its my most popular btw 500000/5
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  September 10, 2010
Brilliant. Nice jungle and cliffs. Just glad you only lost a hand and were not attacked by a waist high dino.
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  September 7, 2010
Quoting Allarand Arcadia I have been updated with all your creations and I've laughed a little so I apologise for not commenting your creations... :-)
Hey, no problem. As long as they gave you a bit of a laugh! Cheers!
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  September 7, 2010
I have been updated with all your creations and I've laughed a little so I apologise for not commenting your creations... :-)
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  August 10, 2010
Quoting The Bomb hey bones u ever heard of the saying "the words genius and madman are quite similar"?
Why yes, yes I have....your point? MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
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  August 10, 2010
hey bones u ever heard of the saying "the words genius and madman are quite similar"?
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  August 6, 2010
oh ok thank you so much for clearing that you, i am so relieved. :)
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  August 6, 2010
Quoting The Galactic Empire wait were you talking about vaslious being dqed because of his title.?
He is DQed because he posted on the 5th. Contest started on the 6th. The other judges may allow him to enter, we will see.
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  August 6, 2010
wait were you talking about vaslious being dqed because of his title.?
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  August 6, 2010
Quoting The Galactic Empire you did u said i was dqed already but i read the rules and everything i already have my entry made, but how? :(
I DQed a chap for posting early, but it was not you. Respond to where I said you were DQed please. Let's get this cleared up.
  August 6, 2010
you did u said i was dqed already but i read the rules and everything i already have my entry made, but how? :(
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  August 6, 2010
Quoting The Galactic Empire how am i dqed?
What are you talking about? Who said you were DQed?
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  August 6, 2010
how am i dqed?
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  July 28, 2010
hhhhmmmm.... interesting it is almost like nazi zombies Der Reise at the beginning
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  June 16, 2010
I love it keep up the Good Work!
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  May 14, 2010
Quoting Gerry Lennox This is great. I was going to get some dinosaurs for a paleontology museum build, so it is good to see that someone else has used them effectively for a scientific build. Thanks for boosting my confidence.
That would be a very cool MOC, hope you do it!
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  May 7, 2010
This is great. I was going to get some dinosaurs for a paleontology museum build, so it is good to see that someone else has used them effectively for a scientific build. Thanks for boosting my confidence.
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  April 29, 2010
Quoting Dr. HappyBaboon [:-) Hey, Bones! I'm developing a special MOC known as "The Origin Of the Pieces," a parody of Charles Darwin's "Origin Of the Spieces." It covers the history of Lego and how different pieces have "evolved." How would Mister Bones and the Dem Bones team like to be in on it?
Feel free to use any of our cast of characters in the series. Keep me posted on when you upload it as I would love to see it!
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  April 29, 2010
Hey, Bones! I'm developing a special MOC known as "The Origin Of the Pieces," a parody of Charles Darwin's "Origin Of the Spieces." It covers the history of Lego and how different pieces have "evolved." How would Mister Bones and the Dem Bones team like to be in on it?
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  April 13, 2010
Brilliant true works of a lego master!
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  April 9, 2010
Great stuff! That's a nice Mcguffin you've thought of there with the time machine/ closet (UK AFOLs of a certain age will think of Mr. Benn - I know I did), means you can keep making new episodes with a costume change and some new builds each time. I've got a few of those old adventurers dinos for a MOC, but it's something far less informative (Pssst, I won't talk out loud about it, but yes I noticed the education you slipped into this here post! Shocking!). Funny, clever (The flying Pterasaurs look great) and well presented. Lovely.
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  March 18, 2010
this was a lot of fun to read and very funny. nicely built, too. I especially like your imaginative use of color and lighting at the beginning.
  March 6, 2010
Hey can i feature you in a History 101: World War II Episode? That would be wonderful
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  March 2, 2010
"Holy Dino Poop that was close!" Hilariasticly amazing job on this! The scenery is nice and green, with lush vegetation, which can never turn out wrong. I love how "you" come out in your Indiana Jones costume!
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  February 18, 2010
Nice work!I gave you credit of a minifig I made of you in this comic!
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  February 9, 2010
Quoting leda Kat I totally missed this somehow... where was I? Anyway, awesome moc! Really funny. Love the shots with the mum t-rex behind Bones and he hasn't realised yet. Classic. Awesome jungle build and the effect with the flying dinos in the sky is so creative! Where did you get that big disc from at the top of the time machine?
The disc is one of the "wheels" from General Grievos' car thing. Came in a set with Obi and that lizard critter he rides in the third movie.
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  February 9, 2010
I totally missed this somehow... where was I? Anyway, awesome moc! Really funny. Love the shots with the mum t-rex behind Bones and he hasn't realised yet. Classic. Awesome jungle build and the effect with the flying dinos in the sky is so creative! Where did you get that big disc from at the top of the time machine?
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  January 7, 2010
THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!
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  January 7, 2010
Very funny!
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  December 31, 2009
LOL! Even though I don't believe in evoulution, I still find this funny!
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  December 24, 2009
I loved it! Can't wait to see the next one!
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  December 23, 2009
LOL
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  December 16, 2009
Awesome job Mister Bones! You actually made education fun =)
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  December 16, 2009
i beet mister bones dose not like dogs lol
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  December 13, 2009
Great job, I love the different sets and the commentary is killer!
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  December 12, 2009
I learned something today! I learned that Mister Bones should not go back in time...
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  December 12, 2009
Very very impressive
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  December 12, 2009
Hahaha this is awesome. Great job with the time machine creation and the story . I like it very much :)
  December 10, 2009
when r u going 2 build my arch nemesis?
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  December 9, 2009
Quoting Dennis Price Great comMOC! There are some excellent Photoshop tutorials for making comic word balloons and whatnot out there. Looking forward to Egypt!
After reading your comment, I downloaded some, will get to studying as I am starting to hate the Paint program. Thanks for the tip. comMOC...HAHAHAHA
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  December 9, 2009
Great comMOC! There are some excellent Photoshop tutorials for making comic word balloons and whatnot out there. Looking forward to Egypt!
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  December 9, 2009
Quoting Yuri Fassio lol, the disclaimer at the end wrapped it up gracefully. Next time, please, bigger fonts :)
Agreed. Those first few pics came out with awfully small fonts. Since this was created, I have obtained Photoshop, yeeeeesssss. Now I just need to learn how to use it.
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  December 9, 2009
lol, the disclaimer at the end wrapped it up gracefully. Next time, please, bigger fonts :)
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  December 9, 2009
hahaha very funny =), and creative, I've never seen something like this before, but I really like it, lots of features and you have lots of dinosaurus (I have too :))...
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  December 9, 2009
LOL priceless stuff- and very nice idea this historic theme- but from mesozoic straight to ancient egypt- you missed interesting times like ice age- would like to see mammoths woolly rhinos and all that stuff build out of legos- i actually built some long time ago but didn't even had camera then- i loved dinosaurs and all like that as a kid and it is good to see some right info about them- still putting all those dinos in the same dio- huge anachronism -but you said when they really lived so no probs actually. Bad that my Triceratops have it's horns lost and place for them (that clip in head)broken...
  December 9, 2009
I see... Skulls, eh? Remind me to stay away from you if I ever meet you in real life. :P Cool, I'll go check it out now.
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  December 9, 2009
Quoting Doctor Maxim Say, does your name include 'Bone' or something? Where'd you come up with the name? If you don't mind my asking.
Well, my staff calls me Mr.Boone, and I have a lot of skulls, etc around, so someone coined the name Mr.Bones. Then I created him in a MOC (Introducing Mister Bones) and the name stuck.
  December 9, 2009
Say, does your name include 'Bone' or something? Where'd you come up with the name? If you don't mind my asking.
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  December 9, 2009
The pyramids? Don't forget your flashlight!
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  December 9, 2009
Wow, how wonderfully presented, and so interesting! Nice work...
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  December 8, 2009
HAHAHAHA! Really funny. I'm continuously amazed by your creations: they make me laugh so much I don't know what to do. Great job with argument, as well.
  December 8, 2009
I will make a group now.
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  December 8, 2009
Quoting Noah Nieman Bones did you get my question in my first comment~NN
Sorry, I read it but was not sure what you meant. Meant to find a group we were both in to discuss it.
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  December 8, 2009
Good, you're not a creationist.
  December 8, 2009
Bones did you get my question in my first comment~NN
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  December 8, 2009
Quoting Ewen Albright Hahaha. Hilarious. I wish I had my old T-Rex. Hmm.. This'll be a good series. Of course, I would've also included Paleolithic and Carboniferous, but I'm just a geek. Can't wait for the next one. (Will he lose his hand again?)
Good Lord let's hope he keeps his body parts intact. There are only so many bodies in the graveyard afterall.
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  December 8, 2009
Yeah, actual raptors tended to look like vicious, chicken-sized, pheasants. Still nice.
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  December 8, 2009
Aw, son of a b.....that is in Paint. The pic is gone, my shame shall live in infamy. Man, I edited this about ten times and STILL missed that. So sorry everyone, you teachers out there can mark off for that.
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  December 8, 2009
Mr. Bones! This is one fine educational and bone-maiming MOC! I'd like to point out a little kink just because a fine MOC can't have one. In the second to the last pic, need to fix "Ancient". Peace! XD
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  December 8, 2009
:O I love dinosaurs! I really like the scenery, and those old dino sets (they rocked!), and now you got me wanting to build a dino...:D Uglysaurus...he he he..that raptor was too big to be a velociraptor anyways, they would only be about waist height. :)
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  December 8, 2009
clever work man, and that clifface was impressive
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  December 8, 2009
Quoting kallo mavak Very nice.When i saw the T-rex i stayed absolutly still.That way it didn't see me >:D Nice touch with the felocer (did i spell it right?) rapter
Velociraptor I think it is spelled. That is an odd Dino from an old Lego set. Does not look that much like a real raptor, but at least it is Lego!
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  December 8, 2009
LMAO! I'm glad I ignored the "warning contains something..., scientific point of view" shame about your hand=P
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  December 8, 2009
Haha. Great stuff.
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  December 7, 2009
Oops, got moderated. That seems to be happening to me a lot lately...Anyway, very funny and all that stuff. I am loving the jungle you made, that is really great stuff!~H
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  December 7, 2009
Quoting Garth Danielson I'm back. Had a bit of an accident when the T-Rex came on the screen. That was more exciting than that Jurassic Park movie. Anyone can out run a T-Rex with a jeep, it takes a real man to outrun a T-Rex on foot. Really fun lesson, I look forward to more, with hopefully less mess at my end. see ya. garth
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  December 7, 2009
I'm back. Had a bit of an accident when the T-Rex came on the screen. That was more exciting than that Jurassic Park movie. Anyone can out run a T-Rex with a jeep, it takes a real man to outrun a T-Rex on foot. Really fun lesson, I look forward to more, with hopefully less mess at my end. see ya. garth
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  December 7, 2009
Oh, oh, oh, teacher! Teacher, oh, ooh, oooh. Teacher, oh, oh, oh, aaahh! Oh, oh, oh, teacher! Can I go to the bathroom?
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  December 7, 2009
Dude amazing!I was wondering if I could be an Adventure guide with you.I could be a student teacher.If not that is fine~NN
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  December 7, 2009
Hahaha. Hilarious. I wish I had my old T-Rex. Hmm.. This'll be a good series. Of course, I would've also included Paleolithic and Carboniferous, but I'm just a geek. Can't wait for the next one. (Will he lose his hand again?)
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  December 7, 2009
I'd be wiling to bet that Rex got indigestion! That was a great Moc, Mr. Bones. Can't wait for the next one! Let's give the man a big hand - oh, wait, on second thought he might take us up on it!
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  December 7, 2009
Crikey! She's huge! Anyways. Awesome first episode! I'll be willing to donate my own hand so he can continue. Nice time machine and use of a blacklight! Can't wait for #2!
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  December 7, 2009
lol, I got to "Hand" it to you for making me laughing out loud. -Matt Shack
 
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