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Dem Bones Road Trip Volume 2: Reno, Nevada!
* Obligatory Warning! Slight adult humor and excessive drinking ahead, ye be warned! * Mister Bones and the Prez set out on the road again, this time to visit some friends in lovely Reno, Nevada! (The tourism board forced me to say that)
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Here we are on the road getting ready to turn onto I-80 and head towards Sacramento, a town we hope to never live in again, the horror, but that is another story.
Mister Bones, of course, wanted to go to Napa, the lush.

We stopped on the way for a bite to eat. Ah, nothing better than a cold beer and some hot chips and salsa! Well, it would have been good if it wasn’t Chev#y’s……their food is really bad, and Auburn is a tad scary, everyone looked alike, even the waitresses were ugly! **aside: What? That was a guy? Holy sheet!**

Next stop was Donner Pass…Meat, it’s what’s for dinner or Homo Sapiens, the other white meat. (Some of you will get that, the rest need an explanation…so Google it) Wow, the Prez looks like he should lay off the coffee for awhile. Is that one eyebrow? One?

I went to use the little MOCers room and Ol’ Bones donned his parka and headed outside, where he found some lost penguins. Is that one an albino?

Of course, they followed him and we had to keep them, no good will come from this folks, none at all. Why were penguins in the Sierra Nevada Mountains anyway?

After we got back in the car, Bones decided I needed help driving and that the GPS was wrong. I explained that Gwen was NEVER wrong and we continued on our way. What? Like you all don’t name your GPS? Yeah right.

OK, driving and taking pictures at the same time is a BAD idea. Cops frown on that, right Chris? We were going to ditch this photo, but it is the only real proof we were in Reno, the pictures from the strip clubs did not come out well.

When we arrived at my buddy’s house, Bones found the bar in about 5.6 seconds. Good times….or were they?

Mister Bones quickly changed clothes and Happy Hour began! (Snazzy suit Bones!)

Ah, another ice cold martini; let the good time roll! Hmm, can he drink all that? Oh yeah baby, he can!

Time to shake up another Tini (his third) and get started with……

POOL!!! (The photography seems to be getting rather poor and the humans a little, weird….) Kids, know this: Alcohol and playing pool do not mix, at least not if you want to play well and not end up playing with yourself……that came out all wrong.

Well, the next day dawned and found Mister Bones nursing a hot cup of coffee and a hang over. Why are the penguins still there??

After his head stopped pounding, Bones once again donned his parka and headed outside, accompanied by the penguins. First stop, a rock…..oooooohhhh, ahhhhhhhhh

Oh yeah, Bones has climbing skills.

Then it was time to climb a tree, come on, you all knew he would find a tree.

Of course, the idiot then got stuck in said tree. Notice that the penguins did not follow him.

After that, it was time to get ready to leave. While loading up the car, Mister Bones fell through the snow and became chilled to the….bones. (Feel free to open up your collective can of whoop ass on me for that one)


Dem Notes: That concludes season one of Dem Bones Road Trip. We hope you enjoyed the first two episodes and look forward to brining you season two next year. Until then, check out Bones’ other show, History 101 with Mister Bones. Episode two will air in January. As for the penguins, they are still around and will no doubt show up again. For any who live in Sacramento, Auburn or Reno, we poked fun at your cities out of mirth, no offense intended, well, ok, maybe just a little offense was intended.




Comments

 I like it 
  October 15, 2011
I had to stop myself from laughing too loud at least 6 times while reading this!Especially at the comment about drinking and playing pool.! :P
 I made it 
  September 29, 2010
Quoting Thomas Rhynold hey mr. bones do you mind if i use your sig fig as a co host for an upcoming strongman competition moc? P.S. it's the skull with the evil face not the happy one
Not at all, I use the skull with the happy face and the dark brown hair from the Mutt fig, you can see details in the History 101 series. You can easily use the mad face though. Let me know when you post it!
 I like it 
  September 29, 2010
hey mr. bones do you mind if i use your sig fig as a co host for an upcoming strongman competition moc? P.S. it's the skull with the evil face not the happy one
 I like it 
  July 27, 2010
Sweet. Well done bro!
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  January 22, 2010
Quoting Dennis Price How in the wide, wide world of sports did I miss this? Too funny -- although the photo was the greatest, the shot at the pool table is a win.
Thanks Dennis - yes, drinking and photo taking at the same time are obviously not my strong suit. I managed to stay sober during the 7 dwarves shoot.
 I like it 
  January 20, 2010
Great job! Oh, my Grandpa named his GPS "Bridget".
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  January 20, 2010
How in the wide, wide world of sports did I miss this? Too funny -- although the photo was the greatest, the shot at the pool table is a win.
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  January 1, 2010
Oh my God...you are so strange.
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  January 1, 2010
Hahaha this is great. I laughed rip-roarously several times whilst reading it then got embarrased for laughing so loudly in my own company...
Mister Bones
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Mario Kart Master
  December 28, 2009
How do you transport your fig? I would lose it! Do you put it in your pocket, suitcase, or somewhere else? How come I don't see any females messin' with Bones? Does he scare them away? Anyways, please continue this series. It is great! ~M.K.M.
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  December 28, 2009
Quoting carlos siri cool.actually if you went to El Salvador because here it says that you went:This looks great Carlos! Very realistic!! Are you from El Salvador by any chance? I was just there last October, pretty country. (My wife is from there) - anyway, great MOC! Check out my stuff if you have time. Then why you dont place pictures of it.(it is just an idea)
Hey Carlos. Yes, my fiance/wife is El Salvadorian. When I was down there I was not creating Mocs, I could photoshop Bones into some of the shots though, might be a funny idea. If I do that, I will toss some credit your way. Thanks.
Mister Bones
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Mario Kart Master
  December 27, 2009
It would of been funny if you put Bones IN the martini. Like swimming in it!
 I like it 
  December 27, 2009
I'm going to lunch. I'll rate it now (on trust) but I'll come back to read the rest eventually! :)
Mister Bones
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carlos siri
  December 24, 2009
cool.actually if you went to El Salvador because here it says that you went:This looks great Carlos! Very realistic!! Are you from El Salvador by any chance? I was just there last October, pretty country. (My wife is from there) - anyway, great MOC! Check out my stuff if you have time. Then why you dont place pictures of it.(it is just an idea)
 I like it 
  December 24, 2009
Actually, Bones, Homosapien is the other, OTHER white meat! And yes Pres., that looks like a mono-brow!8^) Wow, so much snow in Reno! We haven't gotten any yet!8^( Looking forward to next year, Amigo! MOCy Festivus!~H
 I like it 
  December 24, 2009
Halarious, and in the pic where you're driving, it looks like you're about to swerve out of control! Chilled to the bones...lol. :)
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  December 24, 2009
This is really funny!
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  December 24, 2009
chilled to the bones :p I like those pinguins, some adventure :p
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  December 23, 2009
Lol, I juest Mr. Bones is a heivy drinker and a cold man. -Matt Shack
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  December 23, 2009
SNOW? SNOW?!?!? We don't even have any here in CANADA!
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  December 23, 2009
Looks like you guys had another great time.
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  December 23, 2009
Yet another fun adventure although the setting may not be conducive to the bones. In the cold, did them bones shrivel? XD
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  December 23, 2009
You know, I should really record my trips like this.
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  December 23, 2009
LOL- great adventurers of Mr. Bones XD- is there lots of snow everywhere- well according to the news broadcasts almost evey place in northern hemisphere have lots of snow- well especially here in very very North- btw love your penguins XD -Merry Christmocs!
 I like it 
  December 23, 2009
lol to the GPS thing
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  December 23, 2009
Yeah Bones, That did come out wrong, Really wrong...
 I like it 
  December 23, 2009
Road Trip! Yup. This great Moc brought back some "fond" memories. I definitely agree with Mr. Bones in the last pic. I used to live in Illinois and I really hated that snow. And the cold! If it ever starts snowing here, I'm movin' to Oahu!
 I like it 
  December 23, 2009
i hope the police didn't peg him for DUI, could slow down his journey awfully
 
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